Opal B. C.
@cutthroatHeiress
—[THIS USER HAS PRIVATED THEIR ACCOUNT.]— 23. She/her. Musician. Do not ask me for an autograph. Unless it is life or death, do not Direct Message me.
making a pinned for the one time only. afterwards im privatizing my account. do not come at me for anything that crockercorp industries, my mother or anyone else i know does. i am not their keeper, nor am i responsible for their actions. i do not do song requests, or song trades. i never work for free. unless you're my mother or sibling (from my timeline) do not bother messaging me. i block freely and frequently.
if i have the attention of the feed for a moment. many of you may have noticed the recent altercation between one jane crocker and gamzee makara. for those worried, dont be. she is alive and well, although that is hardly a surprise. i merely bring this up to highlight something. i want this moment to be an example. because following my mother's swift recovery, mr makara was promptly punished for his transgressions. into an industrial grade oven. for an undetermined amount of time. as for this being a lesson, what i want you all to take from this is one simple thing. never. ever, and i do mean *ever*, attempt to harm anyone by the surname of crocker again. there is no way to win, and we are hardly merciful towards those who wish us unjust harm. that will be all. thank you for reading. #violence #threatening #dashwatching
DON'T YOU WORRY. YOUR FAMILIARITY WITH THE INTERIOR OF KITCHEN APPLIANCES IS ABOUT TO SPREAD BEFORE YOU LIKE A VAST NEW TERRITORY. YOU ARE NOT GOING IN THE FRIDGE. I WILL MAKE YOU BEG ME FOR THE COOL REPRIEVE OF THE CRISPER DRAWER. BUSTER, WE ARE HAVING GAMBURGER HELPER FOR DINNER! YOU'RE GOING HEAD FIRST INTO THAT FUCKING OVEN!!!!! #nsfw #violence #gore
Jane- I mean. Miss Crocker. Aren't you giving him too much attention...?
ohmygodyoureok youre ok youre ok thank you thank god i love you bark im so sorry i couldnt get to you i couldnt stop him i couldnt save you im so sorry i love you youre ok
wAIT HE STILL HAS HIS, pSUEDO-IMMORTALITY, rIGHT?
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I CA_'T EVE_ MOUЯR_ THE HUMILIAЯRIOUS ЯRITЯRIALS THAT PLAGUE MY BЯROTHEЯR I_ MIЯRTH, GAMBUЯRGEЯR HELPEЯR HAS ME HYSTEЯRICAL. :oX
hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. mother is *fine.* this little spat is nothing, she'll get up just fine and turn that disgusting bag if bones into a fine purple *paste.* she's fine.
i'm using her bath tub right now to clean off the mother fucking blood out of my hair. SORRY.
ugh! some manners you have, you overgrown over-rated mime! you will forever live to regret this, you scum-sucking tick.
i suck on her scum till she ticks. SHE MIMES ON MY RATINGS TILL THEY GO OVER. way over.
mother is a strong woman. nothing could keep her down for long. she will get sweet retribution soon enough. #dashwatching
OR. CONSIDER. YOU COULD JUST HOP A TIMELINE AND GET VENGEANCE YOURSELF. YKNOW. LIKE SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A COWARD. —EMBER💥
[ A blurry, pink-tinted photo of a bloody sleeveless hand wrapped so hard around Gamzee's neck that his eyes and tongue bulge out like Bart Simpson. He is missing several teeth, and the end of his clownish nose has been bitten so hard as to hang off by a thread. ] #nsfw #violence #gore
YES!!! Oh my God, YES. GIVE HIM HELL, MISS CROCKER! THAT BLAGGARD KNOWS NOT WHAT'S HIT HIM!
"Atta Girll" as they say
aLmOsT wIsH iT cOuLdA bEeN mE. mAn. :o( iGhT, wElL. yOu Go GiRl. GeT hIs AsS. i'Ll KiSs YoU iF yOu WiN. :o)
...really is one of them days, ain't it?
wOW, i FORGOT HE COULD DO, tHAT FACE,
(an’t outmus(le a life pla7er, even if 7ou’re a (lown
YYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH GET HIS ASS!!!!!!!! —EMBER💥
don't *ever* mess with a crocker.
... yep, thats about what i expect from the striders.
note to self: look into making company signature color a less eye-bleeding red and something more approachable. like soft blue or lavender. the spoon can stay though, she ain't done nothing.
lukewarm take: you all need to learn to season your fucking food. "but i already use salt and pepper!" honey that is the barest god damn minimum, may i introduce you to my dear friend close smoked paprika, parsley, cilantro, chives, italian seasoning, etc. it is not that hard.
look how far we've come (big jersey ost) https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ansnevkotd8 #songposting.
celebrity collaborations have never been something i've enjoyed, but i must say this one particular individual, while their body of work vapid and hollow, is very fun to be around. they put out a facade of an arrogant and overconfident party boy, constantly chasing the next high or social media trend, but they're a deeply thoughtful person. not kind—frankly they're rather rude and sarcastic—but a very well read, and complex person. if only they would show this side of themselves more often, they'd be much more tolerable in that case.
Perhaps I wasn't clear. If you want me to follow you, explain why. I am not following back without reason.
what the hell did i wake up to.
hop3fully a hornypost or lik3 som3thing to mak3 lif3 worth li<ing lmaoooo
it was fucking dogman from that one children's book. among many other fictional characters.
there have been a lot of those lately, haven't there? :u
on the off chance this will actually work: mr makara, if you're the one from my timeline and you are reading this. please answer your palmhusk.
who was going to tell me that the crossed eye icon translates peoples posts?
i can admit when i've made an error, but some people need to just butt out. there's a difference between schooling someone, and trying to get a free pass to insult them. ember.
https://i.postimg.cc/ncz57XbL/IMG-0558.webp #nsfw
god people can be insufferable.
what are you all, five. stop eating bugs. that's how new diseases get invented.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/q-cc9kc1ussAAAAd/gecko.gif 💚💛
https://media1.tenor.com/m/4AD00tVKycAAAAAC/gekko-gecko.gif
... bot that its anyones business, but i've studied the culinary arts for two years. and time and time again, i've seen someone eat a still live bug, they get sick. they eat a well cooked, preferably seasoned bug, they dont get sick. you do the math. obviously different bloodtypes have different culinary tolerances, but it is not recommended for anyone to eat too many raw bugs.
oh i know the girl who got expelled for blowing up the school library is not talking.
LOOK, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DEGREE OR THE FACT THAT YOU'RE AN ARROGANT BULGEWHIFF WHO HAS SOME KIND OF SAVIOR COMPLEX. NOBODY DOES. NORMALLY I'D TELL YOU TO TAKE THAT COLOSSAL, JAGGED STICK OUT OF YOUR WASTECHUTE AND USE IT TO LOBOTOMIZE YOURSELF BUT YOU CLEARLY ALREADY HAVE WITH THE BULLSHIT COMING FROM YOUR FLAP. FUCK OFF.