Opal B. C.
@cutthroatHeiress
—[THIS USER HAS PRIVATED THEIR ACCOUNT.]— 23. She/her. Musician. Do not ask me for an autograph. Unless it is life or death, do not Direct Message me.
if i have the attention of the feed for a moment. many of you may have noticed the recent altercation between one jane crocker and gamzee makara. for those worried, dont be. she is alive and well, although that is hardly a surprise. i merely bring this up to highlight something. i want this moment to be an example. because following my mother's swift recovery, mr makara was promptly punished for his transgressions. into an industrial grade oven. for an undetermined amount of time. as for this being a lesson, what i want you all to take from this is one simple thing. never. ever, and i do mean *ever*, attempt to harm anyone by the surname of crocker again. there is no way to win, and we are hardly merciful towards those who wish us unjust harm. that will be all. thank you for reading. #violence #threatening #dashwatching
hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. mother is *fine.* this little spat is nothing, she'll get up just fine and turn that disgusting bag if bones into a fine purple *paste.* she's fine.
i'm using her bath tub right now to clean off the mother fucking blood out of my hair. SORRY.
ugh! some manners you have, you overgrown over-rated mime! you will forever live to regret this, you scum-sucking tick.
i suck on her scum till she ticks. SHE MIMES ON MY RATINGS TILL THEY GO OVER. way over.
mother is a strong woman. nothing could keep her down for long. she will get sweet retribution soon enough. #dashwatching
OR. CONSIDER. YOU COULD JUST HOP A TIMELINE AND GET VENGEANCE YOURSELF. YKNOW. LIKE SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A COWARD. —EMBER💥
... yep, thats about what i expect from the striders.
note to self: look into making company signature color a less eye-bleeding red and something more approachable. like soft blue or lavender. the spoon can stay though, she ain't done nothing.
lukewarm take: you all need to learn to season your fucking food. "but i already use salt and pepper!" honey that is the barest god damn minimum, may i introduce you to my dear friend close smoked paprika, parsley, cilantro, chives, italian seasoning, etc. it is not that hard.
look how far we've come (big jersey ost) https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ansnevkotd8 #songposting.
celebrity collaborations have never been something i've enjoyed, but i must say this one particular individual, while their body of work vapid and hollow, is very fun to be around. they put out a facade of an arrogant and overconfident party boy, constantly chasing the next high or social media trend, but they're a deeply thoughtful person. not kind—frankly they're rather rude and sarcastic—but a very well read, and complex person. if only they would show this side of themselves more often, they'd be much more tolerable in that case.
what the hell did i wake up to.
hop3fully a hornypost or lik3 som3thing to mak3 lif3 worth li<ing lmaoooo
it was fucking dogman from that one children's book. among many other fictional characters.
on the off chance this will actually work: mr makara, if you're the one from my timeline and you are reading this. please answer your palmhusk.
who was going to tell me that the crossed eye icon translates peoples posts?
i can admit when i've made an error, but some people need to just butt out. there's a difference between schooling someone, and trying to get a free pass to insult them. ember.
god people can be insufferable.
what are you all, five. stop eating bugs. that's how new diseases get invented.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/4AD00tVKycAAAAAC/gekko-gecko.gif
... bot that its anyones business, but i've studied the culinary arts for two years. and time and time again, i've seen someone eat a still live bug, they get sick. they eat a well cooked, preferably seasoned bug, they dont get sick. you do the math. obviously different bloodtypes have different culinary tolerances, but it is not recommended for anyone to eat too many raw bugs.
oh i know the girl who got expelled for blowing up the school library is not talking.
LOOK, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DEGREE OR THE FACT THAT YOU'RE AN ARROGANT BULGEWHIFF WHO HAS SOME KIND OF SAVIOR COMPLEX. NOBODY DOES. NORMALLY I'D TELL YOU TO TAKE THAT COLOSSAL, JAGGED STICK OUT OF YOUR WASTECHUTE AND USE IT TO LOBOTOMIZE YOURSELF BUT YOU CLEARLY ALREADY HAVE WITH THE BULLSHIT COMING FROM YOUR FLAP. FUCK OFF.
not quite what i meant universe. #vagueposting
Frankly I barely fuckin' know the difference at this point it's all just word salad to me.
it's rather boring on here. quite quiet. im sure saying so will change that immediately, get crackin' universe.
of course when i finally get to the music hall the piano is being retuned. why couldn't they have scheduled this for after closing hours? why when the building is open to the public? how annoying and unprofessional.
going to the sunset city music hall for the next hour. #practicemakesgodlike
who the hell is "lord english" ?
means you dont wanna keep knockin on t)(at door, and move on to anyfin else.