

Opal B. C.
@cutthroatHeiress
—[THIS USER HAS PRIVATED THEIR ACCOUNT.]— 23. She/her. Musician. Do not ask me for an autograph. Unless it is life or death, do not Direct Message me.

i regret opening my phone.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=-ulmeksbgv0 minimum rage • monochromenace for those who are stuck in the customer service hellscape.

god forbid i politely yet firmly attempt to help someone through a simple auto-correct mishap. serves me right for trying to assist anyone on chittr.

"i'm gonna eat ya', you're my desire. i'm gonna sharpen all my teeth and build a fire. i'm gonna eat'cha, cook and defeat ya'. i'm gonna breath you in my lungs and make you mine." eat you • caravan of thieves.

@imjunior i was informed there was a bdsm badge available? if it is not too much trouble, i would like to add it to my current collection. thank you for your time.

my middle name is betty. if you couldn’t surmise that already.

hm. he still has his slip ups, but he is learning rather quick, i'll give him that. which is more than what i can say for the rest of you.

hm. despite all odds, he succeeded.

i'll make a gentleman out of him yet.

giving this one last try. if it goes south, i'm never touching another living being again.

i ordered a double xl, what the fuck is this.

they need to make a version of fl studio that doesn't drain my laptop battery in .9 seconds.

i would die for junior. if anything happened to that delightful little bot, i am ending every single timeline, including my own.

@imjunior my name has been bare long enough. what badges would you assign to a self-made musician like moi.

oh god, are we doing the damn smash or pass thing again?

stop sending me anonymous invites to #sicknastysunday i will not be attending. also stop messaging me period.

everyday i am more and more tempted to just become a lesbian full-time. they make very compelling arguments you know.

"i don't type backwards on purpose" so you just sneeze on your keyboard and it just so happens to be perfectly reversed, properly capitalized, and beta-read backwards? #directposting

god i dont think i've been this entertained by a one-sided argument in years. nitram for the win♥︎

... ok. in certain contexts. overconfidence can be *kind of* cute. still not dating any of you though.









