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...holy shit. holy *shit.*
DON'T YOU WORRY. YOUR FAMILIARITY WITH THE INTERIOR OF KITCHEN APPLIANCES IS ABOUT TO SPREAD BEFORE YOU LIKE A VAST NEW TERRITORY. YOU ARE NOT GOING IN THE FRIDGE. I WILL MAKE YOU BEG ME FOR THE COOL REPRIEVE OF THE CRISPER DRAWER. BUSTER, WE ARE HAVING GAMBURGER HELPER FOR DINNER! YOU'RE GOING HEAD FIRST INTO THAT FUCKING OVEN!!!!! #nsfw #violence #gore
[ A photo is attached. A selfie. Gamzee is reclining in a luxurious, gold-clawed tub, made of the finest marble. His smile is still on his face, much more placid now. His eyes, though bulging and one completely covered in purple, are calm. His hair is wet and weighed down, dripping a vaguely purple water as he looks into the camera. His torso is naked, glossy with water and stains of dried blood, bite marks and bruises. Behind him is a very blurry, metallic object swinging down for his skull. ] #gore #nsfw #nsfwe #violence
BARK BARK BARK GET BENT
hot hot hot hothtojtotjtotitptjrotjrotjtptjtojo. HOT.
これが今、壁紙にしてる画像。アタシのお気に入りの自撮り写真の一つだ。0u0 https://img1.reactor.cc/pics/post/Damara-Megido-Homestuck-MS-Paint-Adventures-sailormoonredraw-5931165.jpeg ⁽⁽ᶜʳᵉᵈ:ᶜʰᵒᶠᵃⁿᵃ⁾⁾
-- terminallyCapricious' [TC] palmhusk has melted! --
i dont think gamzee is an ingredient in a crocker cake, but i guess they’re trying out something new.
Jane’s fine, Jasprose. Gamzee got thrown into an industrial oven. :B
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!!!
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOATHE YOU. AND NO THAT ISN'T PITCH I TRULY, THOROUGHLY WANT YOU DEAD!
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
YOU WONT BE FIT FOR PAINT ONCE IM DONE WITH YOU
revive count is up to 40. THESE ARE MOTHER FUCKING ROOKIE NUMBERS. these are the numbers of a mother fucking rank ass amateur juggalyte just taking his first shake steps on his unicycle. IT AIN'T ENOUGH. i can't feel my face but jane gonna have to grow a new one. HONK. #gore #nsfw #nsfwe #violence
YES!!! Oh my God, YES. GIVE HIM HELL, MISS CROCKER! THAT BLAGGARD KNOWS NOT WHAT'S HIT HIM!
"Atta Girll" as they say
(an’t outmus(le a life pla7er, even if 7ou’re a (lown
[ A blurry, pink-tinted photo of a bloody sleeveless hand wrapped so hard around Gamzee's neck that his eyes and tongue bulge out like Bart Simpson. He is missing several teeth, and the end of his clownish nose has been bitten so hard as to hang off by a thread. ] #nsfw #violence #gore
Murdering and violence
Dudes love to be like, oh, I would die for you. Oh, I would kill for you. Okay, well, I would be kind for you I would reject the impulses to indulge in my violent nature for you I would wake up and get out of bed an hour early every morning to make coffee and breakfast for you I would be there for you No matter what I would leave the light on for you until you felt safe, and I would hold you so tight Until you felt at peace Sure I can be strong if I have to. I can fight if it's truly necessary But when I think about the way that I love you, it does not make me feel violent It makes me feel quiet And gentle And calm When I look at you, I know that I am not a violent dog And I will not bite
Perhaps I wasn't clear. If you want me to follow you, explain why. I am not following back without reason.
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https://media1.tenor.com/m/q-cc9kc1ussAAAAd/gecko.gif 💚💛
She gets so annoyed when she thinks I’ve started slacking off. #BackToTheGrindset https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1800.png
i broke a nail so a man gotta die rn
THAT GUY COULD GET FOLDED LIKE A CIGARETTE CASE IN A FIGHT
hehehehe that's adorable!
new pinned chitt. ☺️🤭🥰
...yeah. Your loyal guard dog who'll make sure nothin' bad ever happens to ya and who's unconditionally loyal....
well i only see the bottom half of your face but from me especially it is a compliment!!
I hoꫂ❁e! That I am not just a Chittr ꫂ❁oster to you! But also!!! This :) httꫂ❁s://ꫂ❁rodimage.images-bn.com/ꫂ❁images/0810407033026_ꫂ❁1_v2_s600x595.jꫂ❁g ❣︎
my type also happens to be the one who obediently eats whatever i offer him right out of my hand.
well that's ok! if i judged everyone by their alternates i'd be wasting a lot of time. :D
[A Flip-o-Rama of Captain Underpants hitting Lord English with Turbo Toilet 2000]
I think yo+u seem like an interesting and gro+unded variatio+n o+f the Jades I see o+ften. There's no+ pressure to+ be anything like the o+thers.
playing my bass by myself i like my awesome bass guitar #music
i wanna break them up so i can ride his face ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
