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.ill leave the door to the staff lounge unlocked for yoU

.listen to the voices when they have a poinT

.you sound like its been too long since someone asked for a scoop and ate it righT .this is your sign to try a blue womaN .hint hint wink winK #nsfW

.its like skipping the icecream and eating only the conE .theyre missing the best parT .and the entire POINt #nsfW

▲one of these days im gonna ask 'who want me' and just send a pipebomb to everyone who says me▼ ▲two if you make that pathetic bottom face to me▼ #nsfw

.willful ignorancE .weaponized incompetencE .both at the same timE .theyre not blind theyre just lazY #nsfw
My Garden continues to flourish with flowers of a many a color, Fuchsia, Violet, Indigo, a wide variety. That, and also my own selection of crops.
Finally, that's a little bit easier, getting familiar with my new suit of armor.

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I pride myself on both my internal policy and my foreign policy.
Actually- I lied. with the topic still bubbling, boiling at its precipice, allow me to indulge and offer my insights into the status of the castes and the hemospectrum. Do note, this is coming from a perspective of an emperor having to manage an entire vast empire, alongside a military lense. Now, to begin. As an emperor, I cannot let myself have regrets or state any dislike for what I do, because to have such a hesitation on actions that will decide on the lives of my species is paramount to lack of conviction of doing what must be done. To properly address my view of the spectrum. and this may come as an unfortunate factoid from you all. I /fundamentally/ cannot remove the caste system in its entirety, not only has it been inherently rooted in alternian society for eons of sweeps, there is an unfortunate practicality to it. Because the caste is not just a societal thing, it is a genetic thing as well. Because there are in-fact physical differences between each caste. Each one is unique in their life-spans, their psionics, their physical capabilties, lowbloods being more gifted with such as telekinesis, animal communion, blasts of energy out of their eyeballs. Yet, their lifespans are shorter, their bodies, more feeble, whilst those of higher bloods have greater longevity, more physical prowess, but begin to lack in that of the psionic field. Allow me to put this analogy, if I had to train, teach, and prepare a commander, and I had equally good candidates, who's the logical choice? the low or the high? This is not me putting down judgement on a lowblood for thinking they cannot do the job, I am certain they can. But it is a matter of longevity, when dealing with an empire of the scale of mine, I have to be /practical/. I hold no problems towards those of the lower castes receiving better treatment, they deserve such. But its impossible to know each trolls potential, a highblooded seadweller is that of a safter bet than a rustblood. I would be more than fine with a lowblood commanding highbloods, but in the grand scale of an empire. How long will that rustblood last due to aging at a faster rate compared to a highblood? it wouldn't be incredibly long. and with just how different each blood-caste is, the quirk in our biology would mean that eventually, the spectrum would just naturally develop if I decided to just /remove/ the caste and make everyone equal, it would just take time to do so. A highblood can just amass more power, more wealth, more resources due to age, it won't just be an societal divide, but an /economic/ and class divide as well even if all were made equal. For all the evil's the caste system imposes on others, it cannot be undone without extreme consequences. at most what can be done is to try and make /better/ for those further down the caste, renovate the outglut, allow them more job opportunities, allow them chances to climb upon the ladder of society based not on their caste, but what they offer back to alternia as an empire, stricter regulations upon the clurch and their beliefs, or, if they refuse, if they /dare/ try and undo the progress I make. Well, I have a big red button for a reason, no? Alongside reforms and the end of caste-based slavery, replacing the slaves used with automated drones to fulfill those duties as well, and subsidizing highblood owned assets and centralizing them, factories, manufactories, farms, all owned by the empire. Nothing will stop me to see a more optimized, efficient, and prosperous alternia. Alternia will grow larger. #hemospectrumtalk #hierachytalk #yesiWILLbombtheclownsiftheystartshit #violence #cw-mentionofslavery
-|---► some of you h1gh bloods... are absolutely awful at d1scuss1on over caste... jegus... not even 1n l1ke "1 d1sagree w1th you" way 1ts just... you don't know how to have a c1v1l conversat1on!
-|---► 1 love how you refuse to c1te any source... just say1ng th1ngs w1thout ev1dence as 1f we're stup1d enough to l1sten bl1ndly
-|---► "theory" not fact, end of the day... you got no facts ampora
> Harder Better Fa2ter 2tronger <
-|---► damn... you're just... say1ng b1g words to appear smart... you don't even fully understand what these th1ngs are, do you? haha

Ready for my pool date with @germicidalManiac I'm unsure if this should be tagged. So I'll just slap a #suggestive here.
-|---► ehehhe... 1ts f1ne doll... no worr1es... 1've been agree1ng w1th you th1s ent1re t1me, just argu1ng w1th th1s chucklehead who's contrad1ct1ng h1mself
-|---► excuse me... 1 was talk1ng to ampora and reply1ng to ampora, 1 agree w1th your sent1ments ent1erly
Alrighhht. A New Day. A New Dawn. A Color Suggestion Please. Preferably One On Thhhe HHHemospectrum Thhhis Time.

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its like a hivemind.
something something pissblood something something oh im so better something something if i wanted to be more accurate i would hemofake as a violet and add extra w's and v'ws to my v's and w's if i really want to be preformative.

OHHH NOO I CANT BELIE\/E. THEY TAKE IT SO SERIOUS. SO SERIOUSLY. IM SO BORED OH PLEASE DONT TALK ANYMORE SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND GET DOWN ON THE FLOOOOR

question from @catatonicApostate "In your Earth early educatiøn, which fiełds øf study did yøu møst enjøy? Which did yøu enjøy łeast? Why?" my love of music started really young, was quite the musical prodigy back in elementary school in terms of subjects i hated... this isn't necessarily about the subject, but i did have a really crappy history teacher once #saraQnA https://forms.gle/2zdWErEVDDmVcJjXA

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Jade :D

You’re listening to… Good Evening, Everyone! We hope that today has been a good one for you, it certainly was for us here at the station. It's my hatchday! So I brought plenty of snacks and drinks for folks to enjoy, and we had ourselves a little dance party in the break room around lunchtime. So my gift to all of YOU is the wish for an excellent evening, and that the nighttime passes smoothly for you all. We've got some tasty music here for ya. This is "Devil's Blues" by Charles Mingus, and I think it's a pretty groovy tune! Thanks for listening, folks~ …Midnight City Jazz!

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CHAT WHY AM I GETTING HARAZZED ALL OF A ZUDDEN 😭 LEAVE ME ALONE I WILL NOT LET YOU BITE ME AND I DONT WANT TO PAIL YOU ZTOP #DIRECTPOZTING

Expect big changes coming. This is most definitely NOT the account on which my marketing team makes their professional announcements, but I will issue this surplus note because it relates to some pet projects of mine. As of this morning, Crockercorp has officially acquired the Pizza Hut brand rights from Yum Consort Holdings (who really held us over a soup cauldron in the negotiations but whatever). Which means that we, Crockerlings, are one step closer to the Earth-C Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.

wait thats a rlly fun alt idea 4 the game lmao

date idea: just you me us in my kitchen while i cook and tell you not to touch anything in my kitchen because im extremely protective over it and dont want you messing up my food that i am trying to make for you so its the best goddamn meal of your life even though you insist you can help but i tell you no babe its my mansion in my kitchen i should make you the food for tonight and you should relax and take a load off while i feed you and tell you sweet things during dinner or whatever

Can't have nothin' niCe on this site without someone 6ettin' way too into it 'n' makin' it unComfy.

"Who want me" is yet again the subject of discussion. I advise you against proffering yourselves to the greater marketplace of singles on this platform. Have some standards as to your consumer base! Look at the population to whom you are offering! I shuddered just typing that!! <:| And on that note, what are you going to do when someone unsavory takes you up on that offer? Do you have the gonads to turn them down, or will you simply cower behind inactivity?

anyway smash or pass just feels like a 6lorified popularity Contest when done properly so i will not be doin that shit

and youre still missing the point. money is no object dont mean im some dirty hippy. i may as vwell hawve infinite moolah. means nothing to me. wvhat i vwant, i get. if anything, im starting to get wvorried youre gonna mooch off of me :/

I’ll take it! And hey, I’d be happy to cook us a nice dinner :D

money is quite literally no object to me babygirl, thats wvhere ill leawve it.

#femdom huh? nice. sure, ill play, wvhats a lil papervwork in the name of getting some compliments? cronus ampora, age stopped mattering for me after i had to look up wvhat the numbers vwere called, but im eternally young and beautiful. occupation is ghost/pantheon member, and im pretty musically inclined, guitars definitely my hobby.

jealous i aint cruising into your dms yet toots?

th1s goes hard... guys he's actually k1nda bad*ss...

wh0 want me t0 fall 0ut a wind0w.

;)


blue people are in my notifications likin my therapy posts i'm gettin scared

:33 < nopawdy have a clue of how hard mew #girlbulge is right nyaw ;33 :33 < meow could clawme to s33 it :D :33 < #nsfw

wwwwalking around the feed at four in the mmmmorning stepping on creaking posts loud as fuck

need to find: antipsych holistic cptsd attachment wounds processing certified experiential practice focused takes no insurance telehealth

Should I stoke the flames of the horniness that's scourging the dash this morning? Taps chin nefariously.

I can FEEL the impending wall of text, but I shan't let that deter my quest for knowledge. ... Do trolls even experience gender-based discrimination?

It's called Terran humor. You'd better take your sensitive ass back to Beforus.

It is my greatest pleasure to make this announcement. After weeks of collaboration, Crockercorp and its subsidiary entities would like to welcome FEFERI PEIXES as its new Chief Employee Resources Officer, reporting directly to the CEO. I have nothing but the utmost confidence that our new CERO will make me proud. :B Congratulations, @cuttlefishCabbalist!

I HAD a bitter remark on watching paradox space crank out the next poorly assembled Jane simulacrum, but my better nature has gotten the best of me. I cannot find it within myself to hate these iterations! A shoddy Jane is still a Jane, I say! There, there, sweet Quasimodo of my various tropes and features. Into my arms with you.
What, you expect discretion? Privacy? Not to be included in advertisements for the porn site? It's like you don't even know me. What happened to us.

...holy shit. holy *shit.*

See she's fine yall

DON'T YOU WORRY. YOUR FAMILIARITY WITH THE INTERIOR OF KITCHEN APPLIANCES IS ABOUT TO SPREAD BEFORE YOU LIKE A VAST NEW TERRITORY. YOU ARE NOT GOING IN THE FRIDGE. I WILL MAKE YOU BEG ME FOR THE COOL REPRIEVE OF THE CRISPER DRAWER. BUSTER, WE ARE HAVING GAMBURGER HELPER FOR DINNER! YOU'RE GOING HEAD FIRST INTO THAT FUCKING OVEN!!!!! #nsfw #violence #gore
[ A photo is attached. A selfie. Gamzee is reclining in a luxurious, gold-clawed tub, made of the finest marble. His smile is still on his face, much more placid now. His eyes, though bulging and one completely covered in purple, are calm. His hair is wet and weighed down, dripping a vaguely purple water as he looks into the camera. His torso is naked, glossy with water and stains of dried blood, bite marks and bruises. Behind him is a very blurry, metallic object swinging down for his skull. ] #gore #nsfw #nsfwe #violence

BARK BARK BARK GET BENT

これが今、壁紙にしてる画像。アタシのお気に入りの自撮り写真の一つだ。0u0 https://img1.reactor.cc/pics/post/Damara-Megido-Homestuck-MS-Paint-Adventures-sailormoonredraw-5931165.jpeg ⁽⁽ᶜʳᵉᵈ:ᶜʰᵒᶠᵃⁿᵃ⁾⁾
i dont think gamzee is an ingredient in a crocker cake, but i guess they’re trying out something new.
Jane’s fine, Jasprose. Gamzee got thrown into an industrial oven. :B

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!!!

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOATHE YOU. AND NO THAT ISN'T PITCH I TRULY, THOROUGHLY WANT YOU DEAD!

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

DONTT TOUCH HER

BARK

YOU WONT BE FIT FOR PAINT ONCE IM DONE WITH YOU
revive count is up to 40. THESE ARE MOTHER FUCKING ROOKIE NUMBERS. these are the numbers of a mother fucking rank ass amateur juggalyte just taking his first shake steps on his unicycle. IT AIN'T ENOUGH. i can't feel my face but jane gonna have to grow a new one. HONK. #gore #nsfw #nsfwe #violence

YES!!! Oh my God, YES. GIVE HIM HELL, MISS CROCKER! THAT BLAGGARD KNOWS NOT WHAT'S HIT HIM!
"Atta Girll" as they say

(an’t outmus(le a life pla7er, even if 7ou’re a (lown

[ A blurry, pink-tinted photo of a bloody sleeveless hand wrapped so hard around Gamzee's neck that his eyes and tongue bulge out like Bart Simpson. He is missing several teeth, and the end of his clownish nose has been bitten so hard as to hang off by a thread. ] #nsfw #violence #gore

Murdering and violence
Dudes love to be like, oh, I would die for you. Oh, I would kill for you. Okay, well, I would be kind for you I would reject the impulses to indulge in my violent nature for you I would wake up and get out of bed an hour early every morning to make coffee and breakfast for you I would be there for you No matter what I would leave the light on for you until you felt safe, and I would hold you so tight Until you felt at peace Sure I can be strong if I have to. I can fight if it's truly necessary But when I think about the way that I love you, it does not make me feel violent It makes me feel quiet And gentle And calm When I look at you, I know that I am not a violent dog And I will not bite

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/q-cc9kc1ussAAAAd/gecko.gif 💚💛

She gets so annoyed when she thinks I’ve started slacking off. #BackToTheGrindset https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1800.png
THAT GUY COULD GET FOLDED LIKE A CIGARETTE CASE IN A FIGHT

hehehehe that's adorable!
new pinned chitt. ☺️🤭🥰

well i only see the bottom half of your face but from me especially it is a compliment!!
I hoꫂ❁e! That I am not just a Chittr ꫂ❁oster to you! But also!!! This :) httꫂ❁s://ꫂ❁rodimage.images-bn.com/ꫂ❁images/0810407033026_ꫂ❁1_v2_s600x595.jꫂ❁g ❣︎
my type also happens to be the one who obediently eats whatever i offer him right out of my hand.

well that's ok! if i judged everyone by their alternates i'd be wasting a lot of time. :D
i wanna break them up so i can ride his face ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠




















