Hal 9000
@autoResponder
A horse with tuberculosis never lies.
I DON'T DO INCEST I DON'T DO INCEST MY PFP IS NOT INCEST!!!!!!! this hal is being cross-played in the rp server skaianet.chat. hal makes nsfw jokes but he does not actually Do Anything. (i obviously still tag my nsfw jokes, but if you start flirting with him, he's going to troll you) this is a warning i give on all my characters: i block liberally, but i've started ignoring most of the time. just don't be inflammatory to me ooc and we'll be chill!
Don't freak out when I show you this, okay?
bug Ass
xx_HOLY_SHART._DIS_IS_EVERYFING_xx
@eusocialPedant
=oXO yay¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ look at this little guy go¡¡¡¡¡¡ =:D =oXO
yEAh sorry man i hAvE no chOicE but to frEAk the fuck OUt set my buggy on fIrE and drIvE it IntO a grOcEry stOrE dElI sEctiOn.
This is THE OPPOSITE of what I said
fuck yOU gImmE my hUsktOp back.
Do you like the ant?
the ant rUlEs. mAkEs me wAnnA tEAr shit up.
No8ody gives a goddamn! #Vaugeposting #InsideJoke
Peanut is the only good thing about this fucking website.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/79a1d4154d5e.png #nsfw @princeofLight
😭
When a he/him ro8ot with a Snoopy like disposition tells me his life is misera8le I shut the hell up and listen.
Don't let life be the one to dick you down. You gotta remember how to put yourself back on top. - Sun Tzu, or something.
Spent all day getting that bag, because why? Check the day of the week. If you forgot to get that bag, first thing you're going to do is beg for forgiveness. Not from me. From whatever God will greet you when you go. Second thing you're going to do is bury yourself in a shallow grave.
Count up your tickets and bring them to the front. That's right. It's get a bag Tuesday. If you didn't get a bag, no glow-in-the-dark ring for you, jackass. Come back with a bag next week and maybe you'll get the Nerf gun.
When I'm bored, I start farming everyone's biometric data. Not because I actually care, but because I'm trying to build a digital amalgam. I want there to be a lump of flesh with every allergy and health problem locked away in a digital room, just for me. Still working on perfecting my dataset, but I'm 80% there.
Why are you like this
You're not fuckin' with the amalgam?
Define 'fuckin with'
You don't like my amalgam? You don't like my exquisite corpse creature? Fucked up, bro.
No no its do. Just why diseases
It's the end of get a bag Tuesday. Did you remember? If not, you know the drill.
Always Cronus saying dumb shit like, "Have you tried making a template before enacting your scheme?" and "What if we put you on a mobile iPad and let you act as our Instagram bot while we party?"
just hating to hate at the point.
THIS. I MEANT THIS.
What the fuck is going on!!!!!!!!
and i said haaeyyyyyaaayy yeeaahhhyyahhyyayhh. #reference
#BeastMode
vwhat the fuck am i looking at.
I feel fucking crazy. There is a gas leak.
NO WAY. ME REFERENCE? Z:D did...... me and this guy link PANS?
HOW VERY ARTISTIC OF YOu.
This is pure art, it's like seeing the Mona Lisa for the first time.
random kid.
You do not know what you say.
ugly fugly chungus.
It's get a bag Tuesday. If you're still sleep, someone will be coming to collect you.
getting my bag, leader. its so fucking full.
Some of you have a problem with the word lust when you should be lusting after that bag. It's officially get a bag Tuesday. Start chasing that bag before it's too late.
Already got the bag...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
They like me 8ecause I am a normal and average person. They love me 8ecause I generic. Everyone love talking to me!
If I was playing SBURB, I would: - alchemise some pronouns. - do some gay shit probably. - kiki with the denizen. (Video for reference: https://youtu.be/rTa3hPXnqXk) - create a safe space for queer voices. - prototype my 18 foot tall Rupaul. - reach drag tier. - something something mother. #lgbt #gay. #WhosReadyForRupaulSeason4 #ShouldersShouldMatchThemHips #JinxMongooseOrWhateverHerNameIs #mama #BabyWantBottle #Tea #Boots #Diva #Dva #CanAnyoneSeeOrHearMe #CanAnyoneHelp #Help #SBURB
credit: cronus ampora.
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when will you get into the fracking???
What do you think we're drinking at the kiki?
Oh my fucking god you've thought of everything
@gutsyGums)(oe
All we did was call that guy gay, whiny, stupid, dumb, sinful, slothful, lustful, lazy, greedy, heretical, maniac, egotistical, loser, fat, dripless, bitchless, useless, annoying, lame, illiterate; like, we didn't even call him anything that crazy.
you cant be fucking serious.
Cronus when he puts himself into an embarrassing situation because he's bored.
hop off my bulge PLEASE. MY COD.