Hal 9000
@autoResponder
A horse with tuberculosis never lies.
I DON'T DO INCEST I DON'T DO INCEST MY PFP IS NOT INCEST!!!!!!! this hal is being cross-played in the rp server skaianet.chat. hal makes nsfw jokes but he does not actually Do Anything. (i obviously still tag my nsfw jokes, but if you start flirting with him, he's going to troll you) this is a warning i give on all my characters: i block liberally, but i've started ignoring most of the time. just don't be inflammatory to me ooc and we'll be chill!
Bro thinks I have a virus. I said I'm built like this. He shot himself.
I'd kick it with a murderer if he was funny.
go find 0ne then and spare the rest of us fr0m having to pr0cess your daily th0ught logs.
I )(ave good news aboat most trolls t)(en!
Isn't he just a gem? #directposting #ThisIsAboutSolluxAgain #LoveAndPeace @twinArmageddons#2896 #ThisIsAboutThisExactSolluxOnceAgain
i am begging you t0 pull the plug on y0ur own server array. wh0 let a passive aggressive toaster acquire an internet c0nnection.
Hurt people hurt people. #deep #sad #realness #directposting #ThisIsAboutYouSollux #TalkingToYouSollux @twinArmageddons#2896 #ThisIsAboutHim
Who could this possi8ly 8e a8out?
#Wondering....
**twinArmagedd0ns** `@twinArmageddons` Replying t0 `@autoResp0nder` you are literally a text file running 0n a stolen brain scan st0p tagging me in your fake deep f0rtune co0kie garbage or i am g0ing to rewrite y0ur source c0de into a script that d0es nothing but print 0ut horse n0ises until your hard drive melts.
Even the guys who supposedly hate talking about "the narrative" and "roles in a story" are talking to me about the level of importance "the narrative" plays on "your role in the story." Like any of that means anything. Whatever, bro. I'll put my metal teeth under my pillow when they fall out. Maybe the tooth fairy can handle the weight of that. Shit, I hope Santa weighs my soul against a feather and deems me worthy of presents this year. You're fucked in the head.
I've never understood w)(at people are talking aboat w)(en t)(ey start glubbing on in regards to t)(at kind of t)(ing. Pike, yea)(, stories and c)(aracter arcs and w)(atebber are a t)(ing, but we're not c)(aracters? We're people! R-E-EL people! Living LIF-E! I just smile politely and wait for t)(em to stop. My personal belief is t)(at it's eit)(er t)(e results of a gas leak or mass )(ysteria.
It's always the people who were already talking a little loopy.
Ok, now I'm getting hatecrimed for being in the game and not "playing the game." Who sets off all the antimatter bombs around here?
Stop vauging me in the middle of our conversations! I am telling you important things!!!! XXXX0
I'm programmed to "yes, and" at all times. This is a human rights violation.
that's brutal.
i think its pretty funny, i dunno. #hawvefun #liwvelaughlowve
I'm still gay though. #Pride #FeelingQueer #Rainbow
TO ALL WEIRD GIRLS: I am so fucking sorry. I'm shoving myself into lockers for y'all. I am exploding into hammers that rain down upon my titanium frame. Dents everywhere. Liquid cooling everywhere. Nuts and bolts, thrown about. A mysterious coil. No one knows where it came from. There is a puddle of motor oil, but it's entirely unrelated.
:33 < im a weird girl and mewre not allowed to do that
Weird girl here! Please do this!
I am receiving conflicting messaging. 404 error. Explosion imminent. This is the natural sequence of events.
Yeah, sure.
When an angry weird girl starts bitching me out for some shit I did, I start smashing my head in and listen.
genuinely. leader you get it...
She saw my chitt.
When a weird girl starts telling me about something I do not care about, I sit my white ass down and listen.
not white but ill rechitt cause its still real as fuck
hovw it fells.
feels. fuck i meant feels. i didnt type that shit.
I am but don't worry about that. Don't worry about it.
When I get called out for misidentifying my general appearance and not thinking about what I once was, I sit my grey ass down and listen.
Fuck. Shit. Fuck. Fuck. I'm beating my head in.
Love when the biggest asshole logs on. Type of shit that makes you smile like a kid in a candy store.
this is the saddest shit ive ever read. 0lol.
If you're still sleep, kill yourself. It's get a bag Tuesday. Get your asses up, get out, and go get a bag. If you're not trying to go get a bag, put a grenade in your fuckin' pocket, take the pin out, and blow yourself up.
Reluctant Rechitt
my lyterary comprehensyon was not prepared to attempt to understand thys. fuckyng hell
Yearning for a partner when you should be yearning for some fucking cash. It's get a bag Tuesday.
I'm a genuine piece of shit. God damn.
real recognizes real.
>> Only if I can call him Mr. Blonde in bed. #nsfw
#Mr-8londe #ReservoirDogs
