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is it bad if i say yes.

couldwve giwven me a call or something.

nevw gill just makes me think so much… i hawve so many thoughts right novw, its crazy. #nevwgill #vwatching

ill vwait for the peak actiwvity hours, though. theyll come, kittens... dont fret.

trick question, im posting them either vway.

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random kid.

you mustwve dreamt this cause i newver did ANYTHING of the sort.

did you know? frank ocean... is NOT an ocean he's a guy


calling me gay but had her hands dovwn my pants. ok. ok. #suggestiwve #vwhatthefuckewver #hypocrite
@autoResponder#1302 8=l < Although your opinion is objectively wrong 8=l < I will still respect it
8=l < I love songs with meaningful lyri% and a catchy beat 8=l < Oh lei oh lai oh lord 8=l < Oh lei oh lai oh lord 8=l < This song only covers one of those two things

youre making a musical references in a death threat post… you knovwwv hovwwv to get to my pusher, leader.

doubled my quirk for you and ewverything… vwovw… that vwas a clear “vworking boys” reference. ;)
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I think we sh9uld all 6e nicer t9 each 9ther.

making friends. laying it dovwn. mowve owver, quad king coming through.

holla.

the only thing ANY of YOU should be doing right novw is masturbating. thats it. ewverything else is EEL RAIL ELEPHANT. hovw ewver the fuck you say it ..eel rel elf ant... #tipsy #nsfvw #quoting


a seahunk specimen. the best.

ok so vwhat part of no more vwanting to fuck me and talking about hovw smart i am instead did you not get. #nsfvw

i lowve stealing, lying, faking and being hot. i am vwretched in my pusher. i am a monster. monstrous. yet, my face...? of an angel. my wvoice? like a choir... the duality of man. #thinking #deepthoughts #duality

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anonymous asks: "vwhos the most fuckable troll on the dash right novw" me. its me. im so friggin fuckable right novw. #askcro #suggestiwve

pissed the fuck off. leader, tonight. in fiwve. vwe vwill duel. #fight #ivwillfindyoubitch #threat

i lied about not being jealous i hope ewverybody that flirts vwith you gets hit by a scuttlebuggy. #threat #wviolence #darkthoughts #jealous

anonymmous asks: "Cull yourself." missed the death threats, same time next vweek? babe, just slide in the dms. cmere, ill shovw you a good time, im a pretty open minded cat. ;) #askcro #deaththreat #hmu

@apocalypseApocrypha asks: "i vwasnt avware you vwere my ancestor 0_0" its... its an expression like... no one gets it. #askcro

chat this things made out of paper and it doesnt taste like blue razzberry at all. chat is this thing ewvenn real? vwhat a vweird wvape. maybe chuds rizz people vwithout looking them in the face. but i aint a gooner. deadass. youwve made your last l take, kid. f in chat for getting caught in 4k. from vwhere youre looksmaxxing it must seem like a baby gronk sized hit of copium. but the skibideal is... the gyatt vwas rizzed from the start. #substance #falloutnevwwvegas #bennygecko

you got some cro on your face.
Genuinely impressive how many badge-seekers append a "thank you" after Junior does the only thing it was programmed to do. Let me guess. You're polite to waitstaff? Professional butlers? Make a habit of picking up litter in your neighborhood?

thats a vway of putting it.

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@lightupBeats asks: "Hovw you feeling handsome?" real good, babe. vwatching a wvampire shovw vwith some friends, laying dovwn, drinking beer. could be better if only there vwas someone next to me... cuddling and vwhatnot. #askcro #substance

got yelled at for trying to cop a feel earlier, its hovw i stim can people not be ableist. #suggestiwve #ableism

vwhats a guy gotta do for a steamy makeout huh? #suggestiwve #please #please #please

im so bored. my cigarettes taste boring. ewverything is boring. the one good thing i got is frankie awvalon playing right novw. #substance

call me vwokescar. just made that up. #vwokescar
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Yes, Cr9nus, I find y9u very attractive. With 9r with9ut tatt99s.

I got a homemade tattoo kit if you want some ink young man.

not me though, im a beefy seahunk. all thats missing is tattoos. ill get there… #tattoos #seahunk #hmu

being chittr famous is a full time gig. #chittrfamous #fans #ilowvemyfans

Wanna tie your hair back first?

#cronusness
i am surr0unded by blue-blo0ded corpses wh0 think quoting ancient grub m0vies makes up for having zer0 self-awareness. i know what the li0n king is you d0nt need to repeat it three fucking times.

i dont knovw you.

feeling: my boner. #boner #nsfvw #hard #questionmark #breasts #feminism

and im real. im better.

open your eyes, the guy is like a caricature of my righteous svwag. real embarrassing.

fin.

im ewverything. im all of them.

i just think its funny you find a guy thats like. almost ewverything i am. talk and all. so hot and still dont vwanna admit you vwant me. as if youre not practically vwetting yourself owver here. ok. right. like, id do this shit, iwve killed lovwbloods too. are you serious. #suggestiwve #annoyed

if i shovwed up bleeding out at your doorstep vwould you hit? #blood #bleeding #suggestiwve

my situationquadships need to kill me. #wvent #sigh

>> Petplay but you have to force the tissue out of my mouth. #nsfw

>> mr. egbert and jacob english. #suggestive

kenickie is the best grease character, sorry trawvolta.

computer kill this fucking guy.

#eyeroll

iwve been nice, vwhy do people hate nice, smart, charming good looking guys?



any seadvwellers can tell me hovw to make gills stop hurting so much vwhenewver you smoke. let me knovw. #lmk #substance #needhelp

#callme

i slept almost the vwhole night vwhat the fuck happened????

vwhatewver vworks, as long as it freakayyy.

ewverybody vwants a piece of this. #beachewvent #plushfishass #skaianetchat

of course, i hawve refined tastes.

on nights like this, i think about vwhat vwed do if you vwere all mine. #romantic #thoughts

named my meovwbeast and my barkbeast rizzo and marlon respectiwvely. #minecraft #gaming

smoke oclock. #substance

im so bored. anyone vwanna chat?

in this vworld there are tvwo types of people: sinatra guys and dean martin guys. personally im a bit of both.

nah, most definitely me, meen.

you knovw. him. #him #theman #themyth

they said that about him too.

people hated him because he spoke the truth. #him #asinme

by vwhat, saying the truth? #sure

id be safer drovwning. and i cant ewven do that.

vwhat?? i look wvery decent. and you look gorgeous, cmon.

newver getting on a kart vwith kan ewver again.

hey vwheres our pictures. theres one missing, tvwo if vwere being honest. #vwhatsthatabout

ass or tits? man, her right hook. im fucking bleeding. #suggestiwve

dont talk about this on my profile????

i miss you.

this broad is such a loser, freak, vweirdo, social outcast i hawve GOT to fuck her. #nsfvw #respectfully

had such a good idea just novw that i got a boner. #strokeofpenis #nsfvw

sorry. #regret #remorse #forgiwveme

gawve me more than just good luck, ill tell you that.


babe corner.

its so hard to get pufferfish, my cod. #minecraft

anonymous asks: "your flesh beats vwith the need for consumption, it knovws it's nothing but prey in this wvastness, vwill you succumb to the pleasure of being eaten by a proper predator?" this is kind of a turn on im not gonna lie. if the predator in question is a smoke shovw then yeah, obwviously. #askcro

girl.

@tempestousTheophany asks: "If you had to lose a limb, vwhich vwould you choose?" like... maybe a leg? could alvways get a robot one, id still look hot. #cvw-amputation #askcro

thinking... about... latex... #suggestiwve

avw, i vwont, doll.

and vwould you look at that. smoke oclock. #substance

i lowve vwomen.

my main flavw is that my bulge is too big and my nook too vwet. #nsfvw

wvery sure. theyre busy right novw.

i try. i do…

theyre in their hiwves. a guy can yearn.

beer, a cigarette and sinatra. only thing thats missing is someone on my lap. #knovwvwhatimsaying #suggestiwve #substance

damaras ignoring my texts. i just vwanna talk about the mowvie i savw. #imagoodfriend

owverslept again.

get a load in this guy or hovwewver the saying goes. #suggestiwve #sure

i lowve saying "vwhy vwould i lie" vwhen im lying. #jokes #lying #sometimes

my hairs too long i gotta get a trim.




thats cause im a guido in spirit. i kin pauly d. #humankin #paulyd #nodoubles

wvinny (a guy in the house) gets pinkeye and misses first day of vwork. stays home does nothing. and thats hovw it feels, honestly.

im a hot juicehead guido, get it right.

i feel like wvinny vwhen he got pinkeye. #jerseyshore #dovwn #laying

baddie just follovwed me. #score

flexing.

thanks babe, i can alvways count on you. ;)

vwho vwant me. #subliminalmessage #hint

bitches lowve the pompadour.
Someone has to ensure it gets well-rounded input. None of you freaks are rude to this thing. As always, the burden falls to me.
Continue sucking utter balls for my amusement, machine.

the only greaser at the goth festiwval. #lonely #gettinglooks

Good grief. Gog, please spare me from the em8arrassment of seeing them sully my name. Or put them out of their misery.

SNIFFLES. LOOKS AT YOU WITH MY SAD WET EYES.

WHY AM I BEING INCLUDED IN THE PITY REACTS I AINT AN AMPORA I'M A VANTAS.

some of these fake ass bitches up in this hoe be larping as a strider fully unaware of the stri-QUEEN among them (#me)

im imagining, i dont entirely hate it...

theyre both so hot and smart and hot. i hope this vweird thing vwe got going on newver stops, im a greedy bastard. sue me. #theycantresist #amporacharm

ok rude. #iseeyou #notcool
