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i am surr0unded by blue-blo0ded corpses wh0 think quoting ancient grub m0vies makes up for having zer0 self-awareness. i know what the li0n king is you d0nt need to repeat it three fucking times.
BULLYIN femboys is like low hanging fruit or some SHIT DON'T get it twisted I ain't sorry but it's way more fun when they like... big and MAD >:3
and im real. im better.
open your eyes, the guy is like a caricature of my righteous svwag. real embarrassing.
a pregnancy evvent in lieu of a kidnappin evvent just ONE wweekend its all i fuckin ask
kenickie is the best grease character, sorry trawvolta.
computer kill this fucking guy.
#eyeroll
iwve been nice, vwhy do people hate nice, smart, charming good looking guys?
any seadvwellers can tell me hovw to make gills stop hurting so much vwhenewver you smoke. let me knovw. #lmk #substance #needhelp
#callme
i slept almost the vwhole night vwhat the fuck happened????
vwhatewver vworks, as long as it freakayyy.
of course, i hawve refined tastes.
on nights like this, i think about vwhat vwed do if you vwere all mine. #romantic #thoughts
named my meovwbeast and my barkbeast rizzo and marlon respectiwvely. #minecraft #gaming
smoke oclock. #substance
im so bored. anyone vwanna chat?
ok rude. #iseeyou #notcool
in this vworld there are tvwo types of people: sinatra guys and dean martin guys. personally im a bit of both.
nah, most definitely me, meen.
you knovw. him. #him #theman #themyth
they said that about him too.
people hated him because he spoke the truth. #him #asinme
by vwhat, saying the truth? #sure
id be safer drovwning. and i cant ewven do that.
vwhat?? i look wvery decent. and you look gorgeous, cmon.
newver getting on a kart vwith kan ewver again.
hey vwheres our pictures. theres one missing, tvwo if vwere being honest. #vwhatsthatabout
ass or tits? man, her right hook. im fucking bleeding. #suggestiwve
dont talk about this on my profile????
i miss you.
this broad is such a loser, freak, vweirdo, social outcast i hawve GOT to fuck her. #nsfvw #respectfully
theyre both so hot and smart and hot. i hope this vweird thing vwe got going on newver stops, im a greedy bastard. sue me. #theycantresist #amporacharm
had such a good idea just novw that i got a boner. #strokeofpenis #nsfvw
sorry. #regret #remorse #forgiwveme
gawve me more than just good luck, ill tell you that.
babe corner.
its so hard to get pufferfish, my cod. #minecraft
anonymous asks: "your flesh beats vwith the need for consumption, it knovws it's nothing but prey in this wvastness, vwill you succumb to the pleasure of being eaten by a proper predator?" this is kind of a turn on im not gonna lie. if the predator in question is a smoke shovw then yeah, obwviously. #askcro
girl.
@tempestousTheophany asks: "If you had to lose a limb, vwhich vwould you choose?" like... maybe a leg? could alvways get a robot one, id still look hot. #cvw-amputation #askcro
thinking... about... latex... #suggestiwve
avw, i vwont, doll.
and vwould you look at that. smoke oclock. #substance
i lowve vwomen.
my main flavw is that my bulge is too big and my nook too vwet. #nsfvw
wvery sure. theyre busy right novw.
i try. i do…
theyre in their hiwves. a guy can yearn.
beer, a cigarette and sinatra. only thing thats missing is someone on my lap. #knovwvwhatimsaying #suggestiwve #substance
damaras ignoring my texts. i just vwanna talk about the mowvie i savw. #imagoodfriend
owverslept again.
get a load in this guy or hovwewver the saying goes. #suggestiwve #sure
i lowve saying "vwhy vwould i lie" vwhen im lying. #jokes #lying #sometimes
my hairs too long i gotta get a trim.
thats cause im a guido in spirit. i kin pauly d. #humankin #paulyd #nodoubles
wvinny (a guy in the house) gets pinkeye and misses first day of vwork. stays home does nothing. and thats hovw it feels, honestly.
im a hot juicehead guido, get it right.
i feel like wvinny vwhen he got pinkeye. #jerseyshore #dovwn #laying
baddie just follovwed me. #score
flexing.
the only greaser at the goth festiwval. #lonely #gettinglooks
thanks babe, i can alvways count on you. ;)
vwho vwant me. #subliminalmessage #hint
n33d a chubby baddi3 on my arm...
Neutral good. I am satisfied!