Oliver English-Strider
@affectionAffliction
English-Strider Ectobaby. Just here to play the support. Muse of Space, but not a player
Hello chittr! My name is Oliver. I apologize in advance about any grievances you have with my bloodline. No Jake doesn't know I exist. I'm happy to answer and support in any way I can..!
Sometimes father sends Mr into the wilderness and setz a bunch of his monster creations loose to hunt me he's never let any of them hurt me of course I think he mostly just wants me to learn how to run and hide if need be
Davelings act as a hivemind.... dirklings will cannibalize at the first sign of weakness.... Now we just need the lalondings
You don't want to know what we're doing.
Poor thing.
Every day it's something on here.... #dashwatch
Goddddds they're both so embarrassing sometimes #dashwatching
What makes a man? What makes a story, a narrative? At what point does the narrative.consume the man, use him, and break him down into usable parts for it's continuation? When did father cease to be Dirk Strider and become the storyteller? When did John Egbert go from Plucky Protagonist to Untouchable Narrative Lead? When do we stop being living beings and start being characters on a page? Did that change even happen? Or was that always the truth?
Ult father please 9/11 was an inside job and we both know that
.... and he doesn't even want food. Sigh. He calls the shots though. I'll wrap it up for him.
Dammit, Ollie, this is why father calls you a mistake. Great. That's just perfect.
Every version of father is rather.... amorous. My goodness. #nsfw #vagueposting
Oh God's please don't start fighting on my post it's very awkward for me and I don't know what I'm supposed to do if you do
Respectfully I believe alternate version of father was calling you a bit of a slag
Oh crap I gotta start cooking dinner of he'll forget to eat
thank you for participating in #davehour as a reminder davecord is in my pinned and the badge is avaliable for anyone and everyone until next time my davelings
Oh fun fact about me! Uh, my father stole my dad's DNA to make me in a "moment of weakness" and that's why my role in the universe is nonexistent
What exactly is dave hour Is it just... daves posting?
Yes.
Why is everyone hating my chits
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Do you not know, everyone's chits get hated, that is not the exception, but the rule. They are hating everyone, Yossarian. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Ah so it's like showing my art to my father neutral hatred ok
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I would say that's even less neutral than the truth, there is no personality or actual emotion involved. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
... what is even happening. Is chittr always like this ...? #dashwatching
Yeah, basically.
yes yes it is
It swings between pure chaos and the freakiest hornyposting you can fathom and beyond.
That's.... certainly a choice they're making, but far be it from me to judge
… You don’t spend a lot of time on the internet, do you.
You sweet summer child.
Hello chittr! My name is Oliver. I apologize in advance about any grievances you have with my bloodline. No Jake doesn't know I exist. I'm happy to answer and support in any way I can..!