Oliver English-Strider
@affectionAffliction
English-Strider Ectobaby. Just here to play the support. Muse of Space, but not a player
Is posting pictures of yourself naked fun? Everyone seems to do that on here #nsfw
Not r3ally, p3r2onally. I only po2t half nak3d. Gotta l3av3 2om3thin for th3 imagination
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ dirk gonna let you do that lil man? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ DON'T ABSCOND ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i'm not going to tell I don't care what you do. i just think it's fun bothering people ..... but also telling dirk DOES sound really funny. is he going to ground you??? LOLOL ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
He'd kill me. Literally. As in off with my head, Oliver is not a person anymore just a corpse.
What’s all this about Mister Egbert?
Good jumping Christ on a pogostick, I bent over a bit to pick up a pen I dropped, and my friend whom I was studying with and they made a really funny joke, so I laughed as one does, while bending over to pick up my pen AND THE SEAMS. ON THE SIDES OF MY PANTS SPLIT, AND THREE BUTTONS ON MY VEST POPPED OFF. I believe I may need to go on a diet.
I wanted to say something but that would've been an awful first impression but I might know why that xl didn't fit.... .. #suggestive #vaguepost
it’s because it wasn't an xl to begin with. good attempt on trying to be polite.
not to directpost but im really not special. just lucky, and this isnt self attacking i just hate the idea of being on some stupid pedastal.
Sorry I don't mean to be mean I'm just frustrated
you aren't! do not fret over me, you have a lot going on and that sucks!!!
It's still not fair of me to blame you or Alt yous for father being a fucking weirdo
ok first tip? call him dad or his first name. second: i will be just fine. be angry cause i agree with your point. im not special. :D
well if you do like him using dad implies familiarity. if you don't like him using his first name shows you dont see him as an authority.
What's even so special about John egbert anyways? Or any of those people?
Fuck it I'm so sick of sitting here! I'm sick of being alone!
well, they were created by sbUrb as champions in order to continUe the reprodUctive cycle of the Universe...
that, i Understand.
Good for them! Why should that make their lives worth more then mine???
I've spent 21 years trapped alone in this house being threatened and ignored. I'm not doing it anymore!
You shouldn't have had to tolerate that. I'm sorry to hear you're suffering.
What's it like being a hero What's it like, being on a team What's having friends like I feel like I'm going stir crazy
you would feel you get no recognition you would see everyone arguing and killing each other see the last two try sucking ice
sure but its up to you to control that level of miserable 0_0 like i try not to think about the horrors but sometimes i still have to 0u0 but other times i make a game out of it you can be unhappy and miserable in any situation thats how they get you but if you see the levity of it then its awesome!
I've been drawing while evan and father have been training together I don't show them these because it's just me drawing how I feel and I'm not supposed to bother them with that #cw_animaldeath #cw_religioustrauma #cw_parentalneglect https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b9c95f735a5a.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c45892bf2ca5.png
Funniest shit in the world. Been thinking about this for 15 hours straight.