Jason J. Crocker!
@honorableHeir
Howdy! Son of Jane Crocker • Attendee of Vaudeville University He/him • human • not currently in a committed relationship.
Oh shoot, I never made an introduction!!! Sorry everyone! Ahem, howdy! My name, as you may already know, is Jason Jack Crocker! I'm a student of Vaudeville University, and a part time food critic! Though as I write that, I think it'd be more accurate to say im more of a food appreciator, hehe. It's hard to be critical of something you love so much! I have a love of many things, but if I had to select a few topics that apply to me, I'd say my main interests would be Comedy, Musicals, Food (obviously, hoohoo!) Fine art, and Literature! I'm friendly if you're friendly! And, for posterity, every opinion and statement posted on this account is my own, and does not reflect the views or principals of Crockercorp industries. Hope to have a smashing good time with you all! #firsttimeintroductions! #newchittrs!
Huh. Not sure theres really any particular animal in specific id like to morph into! Perhaps an electric eel might be fun... or a magpie... oooh, or perhaps a violet-backed starling!
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whos the other one?? :O
What a terrible shame. I was hoping you'd bombard my post with more insufferable posturing. I guess you'll just have to leave me alone, that would really put me in my place.
You know who it is, Jade. Come on now.
i do know exactly who it is and shes wonderful!! i was just being silly :P
im getting it privatelly so that none of these other posers can pretend to appreciate your enllightened humor
VERY VERY WISE. @canS. LIKE THIS POST ON MY BEHALF.
WASN'T. SURE WHICH ONE. SO I JUS. LIKED EM ALL. SO NOBODY CAN FEEL LEFT OUT BY NOBODY. AND ALSO. HANDS IS TOO BIG FOR LITTLE SQUEAKY MICE. CLICKS HARD.
OH. CANS CAN FIX. NUTS NOT NUMB.
Sugar isn't all I eat, for the record! I eat plenty of veggies and protein too! I just cant resist the allure of a delightfully ripe and sweet strawberry on waffles... sigh... Ah hell, im hungry again. :( #food #mealposting
Today's breakfast was a lovely caramel mocha n seasalt frappe and a plate of French toast, bacon, and waffles topped with whipped cream, syrup, jam, berries and chocolate chips ♥︎ #foodoftheday #breakfastposting #mealposting
II thiink iim gonnaa throw up Thaat iiss Too much dude
That s☽o☾unds DIVINE ⋆˚࿔
Finally got around to making that chocolate cake. And hot damn is it good.
Sniff... its so beautiful... ten out of ten, no notes!
Thank you! I'll try to keep up the good work. Hehe.
POST PREGNANT WHO NOW???
hehehehe
christ is everyøne øn chittr letting their brains drip øut øf their ears? did everyøne get mass-kennedy'd? døn't be fuckin discriminatøry. didn't think i had tø spell that shit øut
say it again for the bigots in the back!!
Great, and we're back to the Caste thing. Never understood why exactly the discrimination on the blood colors ever formed in the first place, then again humans have done the same with other aspects of people so I guess not exactly one to judge. My two cents on the matter is, don't discriminate based off things outside of people's control. Don't discriminate in general is what I would say but for all you pea brained infants on here we have to start somewhere don't we?
:33 < i agr33 rose. i nefurr really understood the caste system in general. :33 < equihiss expurrlained it to me and like i get the concept but it kinda just s33ms.... i dunno weird?? :33 < having grown up in isolation i wasn't even introduced to it till i was older, and it's hard fur me purrsonally to s33 anything but the individual. :33 < and even then i'm purretty overly trusting and kinda stupid so i dunno if my pawpinion on it even meowtters.
I cant help but feel guilty seeing as I kind of snowballed all this caste discussion. Im sorry, chums <:(
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same person asked me that too
At least, the highbloods ive met are rather okay gents... though I suppose they are the exception rather than the rule. Apologies for my ignorance, chums. :(
everyone make's mistakes
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I UNDERSTAND MY ERROR IN MY LAST CHITT, MOST HIGHBLOODS ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED. <:(
c< gOOd! HigHblOOds sucK! >c
Im not so sure what's got so many of you lady's and gents in a tizzy, some of these highblood folk are real nice if you just talk to them! :B
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its in reverse dunkass
¥øu seem very persønabłe. But yøu are a human. Sø this is perhaps sømething yøu might want tø sit øut øn. Best tø keep siłent and be thøught a føøł than speak and remøve ałł døubt, right?
c< NaH, sOrry, vast MajOrity Of HigHblOOds are scOuNdrels, i Hate eM, persONally >c
If yøu wish tø understand møre I may be øf service, but it’s fine just tø enjøy the jøke øf them hønørabły tøuching (swørd) tips.
We need to bring back the Genre of Weird, fucked up and Decisively Unique monsters https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f6/14/e3/f614e3e18cb508cb4f9a8451963cffaf.jpg
Sighs... I can not wait for the combination crockercorp™ Pizzahut and Taco Bell... one day, my sweet...
:33 < pass
Want pizza hut... mm...
Oh, to be in a strawberry on a sunny afternoon in spring... sighs...
You certainly know how to set a scene. I'm wistful of a time that didn't exist!
Expect big changes coming. This is most definitely NOT the account on which my marketing team makes their professional announcements, but I will issue this surplus note because it relates to some pet projects of mine. As of this morning, Crockercorp has officially acquired the Pizza Hut brand rights from Yum Consort Holdings (who really held us over a soup cauldron in the negotiations but whatever). Which means that we, Crockerlings, are one step closer to the Earth-C Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
:33 < smash
Ok thank you Nepeta.
This is why you are Earth C's most eligible bachelorette.
OOOOOOOH JOYOUS JOYOUS DAY!!!
congratulations, mother.
Another astounding corporate acquisition. Remarkable.
Guys be honest, I dont look like the kind of man who'd ask for twar gas just to see what it would taste like, right??? Or whatever it means to seem like a man who'd ask for tear gas. Please say I dont <:(