Jason J. Crocker!
@honorableHeir
Howdy! Son of Jane Crocker • Attendee of Vaudeville University He/him • human • not currently in a committed relationship.
Oh shoot, I never made an introduction!!! Sorry everyone! Ahem, howdy! My name, as you may already know, is Jason Jack Crocker! I'm a student of Vaudeville University, and a part time food critic! Though as I write that, I think it'd be more accurate to say im more of a food appreciator, hehe. It's hard to be critical of something you love so much! I have a love of many things, but if I had to select a few topics that apply to me, I'd say my main interests would be Comedy, Musicals, Food (obviously, hoohoo!) Fine art, and Literature! I'm friendly if you're friendly! And, for posterity, every opinion and statement posted on this account is my own, and does not reflect the views or principals of Crockercorp industries. Hope to have a smashing good time with you all! #firsttimeintroductions! #newchittrs!
Cracked Connections! Some tricky ones here, but I'm surprised I got the purple category as quickly as I did! Connections Puzzle #1214 🟦🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦
• eggs on toast • side of sausage and home fries • black coffee • slice of cherry pie • life is good
Hmmm....
need that
Im all for every kind of food, hoho! I can't discriminate on taste when its all so delicious!
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Why wont cannibal2 3at clown2? Th3y ta2t3 funny
Heehee!
Wh3n i2 a door not r3ally a door? Wh3n it2 ajar
Whyd th3 coff33 call th3 f3d2? It got mugg3d
Hoho! Good one, chum!
Er, replies to chitts aren't public right? Hehe.. Right???
And no, there's no way to undo them.
c< tHey are, yes >c
B33 < buddy
*ohhh dear.* 0///0
getting ****ing freaky for all eyes to see are we? there’s no judgement here everyone posts crazy.
AAAA DONT SAY IT LIKE THAAAAT! >////<
no no you should own it and be even more graphic. i think you can go up a couple octaves here. there isn’t any shame to be had about this
Mmmaybe, but I'm still nervous about it! I've never really. Yknow. *dabbled* in this sort of thing before!
there is never a bad time to start exploring, my friend. imagine i’m holding your hands while i say this. you can trust me on this.
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Sweet molasses, i don't know how you "gym bros" do this everyday, just three short laps around the track and I'm already light-headed! 😵💫💫💫💫
once you get into the swing of things you won’t want to stop for a second i prommy.
It's something you work on and build up as you get used to it! Unfortunately that does mean to get good at it you need to get out there and do it. But I think it's rewarding, I try to keep active most days if I can help it.
Energy drink, Protein shakes and plenty of Motivation
Er! Well, since everyones talking about it... 0///0
It is Saturday once again, if you can believe it! The morning for me today involves French Toast for two days with turkey sausage and hash browns. No jogging this morning, Saturdays are meant to be a little lazy I think. Got the Wordle done, but golly it was a tough one! Wordle 1,918 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
…WAIT. HOW THE FuCK HAVEN’T I BEEN DOING THESE.
Oh darn, that's what my breakfast was missing! And confrats on that wordle, they really do like to throw you an oddball every now again, hoho!
Truly!! I shouldn’t have tried it without having my coffee first, ha!
You should! They’re great fun.
French toast sounds lovely, Mister Irving. Congratulations on nailing today's despite the struggle.
It was delicious! And thank you, Miss, it was a real doozy.
Having a classic breakfast today, pancakes and waffles, an omelet with bacon and red and green bell peppers and chives, with a side of syrup, whipped cream, jam and a nice thick slice of honey toast. ♥︎
What’s all this about Mister Egbert?
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Good jumping Christ on a pogostick, I bent over a bit to pick up a pen I dropped, and my friend whom I was studying with and they made a really funny joke, so I laughed as one does, while bending over to pick up my pen AND THE SEAMS. ON THE SIDES OF MY PANTS SPLIT, AND THREE BUTTONS ON MY VEST POPPED OFF. I believe I may need to go on a diet.
Hoh myg hod
Dont know about the rest of you gents, but to further celebrate #mangomonday after im done with my smoothie, im going to see about making some delicious mango jam and syrup to top on some pancakes for breakfast! Happy snacking, all!
Will I regret the whole box of donuts later? Maybe! But twas worth it!
@imJunior would there happen to be a foodie badge, if you're not too busy at the moment? I would like a symbol to show my love for cooking and baking!
Hmm... #juniorcouldmake... #juniorbadgedyou #withreplacementfornow!
Hoohoo, cant say im any bit disappointed with this one!
Whoof, finally done with in person classes for the day! I do believe ive earned a chocolate peanutbutter milkshake for this one!
If you can beat them, send them a cake! Now you're having a lovely tea party! That sounds much better.
Amen!
Whats a deltarune?
Actually I need to know, what is everyones opinion on Sour cream and Cheese chips in particular? And if its positive, what brand do you usually buy from? #foodposting