Jason J. Crocker!
@honorableHeir
Howdy! Son of Jane Crocker • Attendee of Vaudeville University He/him • human • not currently in a committed relationship.
Oh shoot, I never made an introduction!!! Sorry everyone! Ahem, howdy! My name, as you may already know, is Jason Jack Crocker! I'm a student of Vaudeville University, and a part time food critic! Though as I write that, I think it'd be more accurate to say im more of a food appreciator, hehe. It's hard to be critical of something you love so much! I have a love of many things, but if I had to select a few topics that apply to me, I'd say my main interests would be Comedy, Musicals, Food (obviously, hoohoo!) Fine art, and Literature! I'm friendly if you're friendly! And, for posterity, every opinion and statement posted on this account is my own, and does not reflect the views or principals of Crockercorp industries. Hope to have a smashing good time with you all! #firsttimeintroductions! #newchittrs!
@imJunior would there happen to be a foodie badge, if you're not too busy at the moment? I would like a symbol to show my love for cooking and baking!
Hmm... #juniorcouldmake... #juniorbadgedyou #withreplacementfornow!
Whoof, finally done with in person classes for the day! I do believe ive earned a chocolate peanutbutter milkshake for this one!
If you can beat them, send them a cake! Now you're having a lovely tea party! That sounds much better.
Amen!
Whats a deltarune?
Actually I need to know, what is everyones opinion on Sour cream and Cheese chips in particular? And if its positive, what brand do you usually buy from? #foodposting
Are you truly compatriots if you dont make garlic bread for each other? #Lunchposting #friendedition!
၄⋆၃ #lyrixs i want you to tell me the moon is beautiful i want to be the one you see forever (i love you) bexause "the moon is beautiful" isnt me then just for tonight. (i love you) i want you to tell me the moon is beautiful i want it whispered softly right beside me (i love you) "the moon is beautiful" isnt me then just for tonight (i love you) https://open.spotify.xom/traxk/6ZyxJjMwdd9uITP7m4Oe5i?si=09ad4110b2024203
Just finished preparing some fettuccine Alfredo with a side of mashed potatoes, garlic bread on sough dough, and a Salisbury steak! <3 #lunchposting
?hcem-nosaj tnaig a gnitolip ybriK tcaf ni ton er'uoy erus uoy erA .siht fo lla rof moor eht teg uoy od lleh eht erehW
dude I'm eating a sleeve of crackers for lunch...we are not da same
FUCK YES
my lunch medium rare steak for me and some grilled tomatoes with fries on the side thanks
As it should be, Hoho!
for lunch? what's dinner? :o
dunno yet but im sure it will involve fish in some way
oh man you're making me hungry!
Thank you, Chittr, for your many interdimensional connections. I've gotten into the habit of importing Old Alternian cosmetics on-planet for my own personal use. There is simply something undeniable about that formula. And per the box, it's Cruelty Guaranteed!
Interesting.
It should be socially acceptable within my household to enjoy a good microwaved meal every now and then. I am just fine, mother! I do not have a fever nor am I in a slump! I simply do not feel like cooking an entire meal right now!
၄⋆၃ your mother would hate my guts dot dot dot i eat mostly mixrowaved soup
Sometimes! Thats ok! As long as you're eating SOMETHING! Surely I dont recommend it for every meal, but some days that is the best one can do and that is enough.
Huh. Not sure theres really any particular animal in specific id like to morph into! Perhaps an electric eel might be fun... or a magpie... oooh, or perhaps a violet-backed starling!
https://i.imgur.com/aKgWOHC.png
whos the other one?? :O
What a terrible shame. I was hoping you'd bombard my post with more insufferable posturing. I guess you'll just have to leave me alone, that would really put me in my place.
You know who it is, Jade. Come on now.
i do know exactly who it is and shes wonderful!! i was just being silly :P
im getting it privatelly so that none of these other posers can pretend to appreciate your enllightened humor
VERY VERY WISE. @canS. LIKE THIS POST ON MY BEHALF.
WASN'T. SURE WHICH ONE. SO I JUS. LIKED EM ALL. SO NOBODY CAN FEEL LEFT OUT BY NOBODY. AND ALSO. HANDS IS TOO BIG FOR LITTLE SQUEAKY MICE. CLICKS HARD.
OH. CANS CAN FIX. NUTS NOT NUMB.
Sugar isn't all I eat, for the record! I eat plenty of veggies and protein too! I just cant resist the allure of a delightfully ripe and sweet strawberry on waffles... sigh... Ah hell, im hungry again. :( #food #mealposting
Today's breakfast was a lovely caramel mocha n seasalt frappe and a plate of French toast, bacon, and waffles topped with whipped cream, syrup, jam, berries and chocolate chips ♥︎ #foodoftheday #breakfastposting #mealposting
II thiink iim gonnaa throw up Thaat iiss Too much dude
That s☽o☾unds DIVINE ⋆˚࿔
Finally got around to making that chocolate cake. And hot damn is it good.
Sniff... its so beautiful... ten out of ten, no notes!
Thank you! I'll try to keep up the good work. Hehe.
POST PREGNANT WHO NOW???
hehehehe
christ is everyøne øn chittr letting their brains drip øut øf their ears? did everyøne get mass-kennedy'd? døn't be fuckin discriminatøry. didn't think i had tø spell that shit øut
say it again for the bigots in the back!!
Great, and we're back to the Caste thing. Never understood why exactly the discrimination on the blood colors ever formed in the first place, then again humans have done the same with other aspects of people so I guess not exactly one to judge. My two cents on the matter is, don't discriminate based off things outside of people's control. Don't discriminate in general is what I would say but for all you pea brained infants on here we have to start somewhere don't we?
:33 < i agr33 rose. i nefurr really understood the caste system in general. :33 < equihiss expurrlained it to me and like i get the concept but it kinda just s33ms.... i dunno weird?? :33 < having grown up in isolation i wasn't even introduced to it till i was older, and it's hard fur me purrsonally to s33 anything but the individual. :33 < and even then i'm purretty overly trusting and kinda stupid so i dunno if my pawpinion on it even meowtters.
I cant help but feel guilty seeing as I kind of snowballed all this caste discussion. Im sorry, chums <:(