Jason J. Crocker!
@honorableHeir
Howdy! Son of Jane Crocker • Attendee of Vaudeville University He/him • human • not currently in a committed relationship.
Oh shoot, I never made an introduction!!! Sorry everyone! Ahem, howdy! My name, as you may already know, is Jason Jack Crocker! I'm a student of Vaudeville University, and a part time food critic! Though as I write that, I think it'd be more accurate to say im more of a food appreciator, hehe. It's hard to be critical of something you love so much! I have a love of many things, but if I had to select a few topics that apply to me, I'd say my main interests would be Comedy, Musicals, Food (obviously, hoohoo!) Fine art, and Literature! I'm friendly if you're friendly! And, for posterity, every opinion and statement posted on this account is my own, and does not reflect the views or principals of Crockercorp industries. Hope to have a smashing good time with you all! #firsttimeintroductions! #newchittrs!
Hey Google how to undo one specific embarrassing moment in a timeline.
She has to be ok she has to be she just has to be she's fine she's completely fine and im overreacting she has to be fine she's fine
she’s a tough gal !! she’s gonna 8e okay !!
Gonna need you to take a few deep breaths and remember who it is you're stressing over.
Right. You're right! She's literally a god. Not even the one I know! Not from my timeline, doesn't know me, she's fine. Im fine. It's all ok.
that’s the spirit !! chin up !!
She’ll be absolutely fine, don’t you worry.
Er, Jane? @gutsyGumshoe ? You're fine, right? You haven't posted anything in quite a moment, haha! Just, wanted to make sure! If you could say something at all right now that would be really, really grand.
have some ginger root sweet 8oy ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა
Dudes love to be like, oh, I would die for you. Oh, I would kill for you. Okay, well, I would be kind for you I would reject the impulses to indulge in my violent nature for you I would wake up and get out of bed an hour early every morning to make coffee and breakfast for you I would be there for you No matter what I would leave the light on for you until you felt safe, and I would hold you so tight Until you felt at peace Sure I can be strong if I have to. I can fight if it's truly necessary But when I think about the way that I love you, it does not make me feel violent It makes me feel quiet And gentle And calm When I look at you, I know that I am not a violent dog And I will not bite
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) In a world like this, this is real romanͻe. ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
Yeah this is a bar.
That uh. Hmn. @tarrdyThumperr
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) When everyone is ready to fight, being gentle is the true strength ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
@gallowsCalibrator#1433 @aventurineCopycat i promise to live.
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Today's lunch is another cheesecake, paired with a nice chicken sandwich with cheddar, shredded lettuce, fresh ground pepper and paprika, with a side of fries and deviled eggs.
... okay. I need to ask *someone* this question, because I've yet to get a straight answer! It's not possible for direct children of godtiers to inherit any mystical abilities, correct? Because I've seen those Strider siblings to get up to some absolutely fea-like shenanigans and Blaize just gives me a wry smirk when I ask!
Game construct abilities are not genetically linked nor do they exist on those not participating in the game. SBURB and SKAIANET are not responsible for any pre-existing genetic abilities a player may have before the game that enter the gene pool both of consenting adults raising their offspring and of the ectobiological construct that utilizes that genetic material.
OKAY YES THANK YOU, finally, a straight answer! See, Blaize? Thats a clear answer. Thats how we answer people.
This is outside our scope of purview. We do not run genetic tests for species-based permutations of ectobiology as there are too many cases to factor in. Additionally, ectobiology is not a true form of genetic science; it is simply a gameified simplification to create easier biological constructs; in simpler terms, the organic version of alchemixing.
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Oh shoot, I never made an introduction!!! Sorry everyone! Ahem, howdy! My name, as you may already know, is Jason Jack Crocker! I'm a student of Vaudeville University, and a part time food critic! Though as I write that, I think it'd be more accurate to say im more of a food appreciator, hehe. It's hard to be critical of something you love so much! I have a love of many things, but if I had to select a few topics that apply to me, I'd say my main interests would be Comedy, Musicals, Food (obviously, hoohoo!) Fine art, and Literature! I'm friendly if you're friendly! And, for posterity, every opinion and statement posted on this account is my own, and does not reflect the views or principals of Crockercorp industries. Hope to have a smashing good time with you all! #firsttimeintroductions! #newchittrs!
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Awww, I enjoy speaking with you as well, Codexx! Glad to be friends with someone so polite!
Welcome to this hellsite. What is your weapon of choice?
Oh, I try to avoid fisticuffs if I can help it! I always say, most conflicts can be thoroughly resolved through good conversation over even better food! Of course, words do not always work, and in those rare instances I use my trusty tazer to subdue any assailant.
A. Interesting choice. I'll mark that down still.
It is an odd choice, yes, but it is solely and strictly used for self defense after all.
Good evening, my friends! Isn’t it a beautiful night? I begin every dusk by pouring myself my favorite drink. In my tongue, this delicious concoction is known most commonly as “scalding leaf fluid.” However, I have also come to appreciate the simpler name loaned from other languages: tea! My favorite type of tea is made with the roots of the ginseng, a plant native to the eastern mountains and requiring many sweeps of growing before they are ready for harvest. Like the ginseng, we must nurture ourselves, and the fruit of our patience will nurture others. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d4e126cd4683.jpeg
I will keep this in mind, th★nk you.
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I certainly hope you have some! A life without tea is no life at all, as I say!
Oh, I can’t say I have! I have partaken in a white lotus blend many many times, but I must try this blue lotus as well.
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Sounds like a splendid time, friend! I could make us a nice lunch to go along with it, as well!
Seems there's equal parts rowdy rapscallions here as there are polite denizen's! It's quite lively, im very fond of the wide range of folks, hoohoo!
Sigh. People hate my joy and whimsy because I'm right. #itainteasybeingahopemaxer.
I Have Nothing To Be Sad Or Worry About, Because My Friends Are Here And I Am Safe. :> #positive #wholesomeposting
Hoohoo. Sometimes, the best conflict resolution is done through a damn good meal! #happystomachshappypeople
c< cOrrect! sOMe gOOd eats 'll sOlve MOst prObleMs! >c
c< Hell tHe fucK yeaH, i dO! >c
Ahem, ah! @undyingDescendent , as a show of goodwill and a petition of peace between us, I humbly invite you to breakfast at one of my favorite dining establishments! I assure you, they are quite good, lovely service, and if you're with me I can guarantee you *will* be served! Would you like to accompany me?
Yes! Yes I am. I, feel bad, for the current tension between our families, and I've heard about the trouble you've been having acquiring good meals lately, so I wished to try and patch things up, in a sense!
OK. COUNTER OFFER. GO FUCK YOURSELF. IM NOT ASSOCIATING WITH ANY FUCKING CROCKER TILL JANE APOLOGIZES TO CALCIFER IN PERSON. I THNK YOU FOR THE OFFER. BUT I DECLINE. I MAY BE HUNGRY, BUT IM NOT DESPERATE. —EMBER💥
Oh for—fine, no truce! just freaking come with me so you can get something to eat!!!
🐾why doN't eggs tell jokes? becaUse they woUld crack each other UP! ehehe! hehe,
You make ONE spelling error, and it haunts you forever!
CREATORS BLESS EVERY CHEF AND COOK ON PLANET EARTH!!!! #thankgodsforserviceworkers
LOLOL do ppl rly say that?? creators bless i mean
AWWW lol u ADORABLE LIL SHUCKSY BUSTER U!!!! !
Oooh, I can smell our personal chefs cooking from upstairs alreadyyyyy... Sigh. Why must college papers take so long to work onnn...
It smells like chili Mac and cheese, pasta, and pho soup... AGHHHH COLLEGE CAN WAIT, I GOTTA GET FIRST DIBS!
-=[ ddo you think someone out pizza'd the hut yet_☺]=-
-=[ pllease_☺]=-
-=[ oh but tthey were still outpizza'd then right_☺]=-
-=[ pinkranger ssays shes tryinf i hope she does_☺]=-
-=[ thhank you pink ranger_☺]=-
-=[ ookay but whatabout this timeline_☺]=-
not yet, and you had better hope not cuz that means we're on timeline explosion trajectory
-=[ eehmm well okay x-)_☺]=-