Rose Lalonde
@tenebrousTantalization
I'm only happy when it rains. Human | She/Her | Seer of Light
I am zero for two on trying to flirt with Janes.
I miss my favorite Vriska, I haven't harassed her in at least a week.
I've 8een hitting London doing shows, I'm on tour 8itch. I've 8een pouring wock in my cup, that's a 4, 8itch. I might even fuck on the 8ackside of your 8itch! So many sluts on deck, whore storage. Do not 8e ungr8ful, please finish up your porridge. Of pussy ass 8astard, there's no shortage. I just 8ought a house in the hills, skip the mortgage. I've 8een making a rap with a trap metal chorus. Lil Darkie - TRAP METAL
Trap, trap, trap, trap, trap, trap metal. If the iron on my hip hits you; it ain't accidental. Brass knuckles on, putting work in on his dental. Unless it's with a lady, I am anything but gentle. Hop up on the mare, I feel like Arthur Morgan Smokin' cigarillos I imported White suit, white horse, brown mane, afforded. Wanna live like me? One, two, three, you can't afford it. Got the .45 on my hip right where the sword is, motherfucker. I've been with the drip like I'm a porpoise, motherfucker. Whip your phone out and record this. I've been smoking on some flowers, growing orchids. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jIF9KRBbAWU/mqdefault.jpg
8 A S E D .
I do know ball, Serket.
Indu8ita8ly so! Perchance.
You can't just say "perchance".
some of you vwill be straight up annoyin in my replies and then not followv up.
How do you spell orange?
the color or the fruit?
o.r.e.g.a.l.
orinche.
ormj
Unscrewed the shower pipes days ago to make sure Kanaya doesn't wash. That's what real love smells like.
#rechitt
You know what the fuck is up.
- Ladies and germms of Chittr. It looks like SOMEONE'S hit the fr**king jackpot. 😏😏
You are sick in the fucking head. I'm very into that.
Apologies, I Only Read "Sick" "Fucking" "Head" And Blanked Out At The Thought
Genuinely. I mean genuinely. Genuinely what the fuck does this mean?
- Hi.
why dONT you tyPe at me like that #KIddING -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
- YOU WANT ME TO WHAT? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆
- Oh. #Kidding.
They simply must invent mpreg for women.
You know that is quite literally how @lipstickThesbian was created although in the opposite direction.
What Why did you tag me in this Why would I want to see this
Wait That Is- A Child? Oh My Goodness Sincerely Inspirational; Now I Really /Must/ Keep Going
Ah, I Sincerely Apologize- Your Mention Was Incidental; Though Seeing You Gives A Lot Of Hope I Hope Your Life Is Genuinely Happy
Is she what I think she is? Tell me I'm not seeing things.
Your Eyes Do Not Deceive You- And She Looks So Lovely! She Has Your Face And Smile; And Those Cute Lips Of Yours; And Naturally, My Own Curls Ah- I Am Overwhelmed By So Much Emotion, I Think I Could Cry
Frankly this is hardly the most explicit conversation between alternate versions of my moms that I have been subjected to on here I have learned to just accept it Anyway the power apparently lies in you specifically Something something Sylph of Space no I will not go into further details And For the record While my relationship with my mothers is not without a bit of conflict Yes My life is happy
I'm glad to hear that, Taylor. You could even say that I'm proud.
I Am Glad; I Know Ourselves To Know We Would Be A Handful As Parents, But I Am Quite Hopeful Now Thank You.
Of course Good luck
If love really is a battlefield, my marriage is the battle of the bulge. #Suggestive
If It Is Thus Then Consider This An Invitation To A Fencing Match #Suggestive
En garde.
I feel a kinship with Lois Griffin from Family Guy.
You're Not Going To Corner Me As Peter Griffin Kin
Never that. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8IjmJu-bXOM/maxresdefault.jpg
I'm listening to my favorite guilty pleasures. I can't say what they are, though, they're far too guilty.
敵の悲鳴や叫び声だろうか。
I can't read whatever it is that you're telling me, but I inherently agree with anything you have to say. Yes ma'am.
you can tell me!
You're adorable, Jinx. No.
dangit.
0u0
Yes ma'am. :)
Beautiful new pfp.
Beautiful old pfp. We really are gorgeous.
The Most Challenging Thing About Earth C Fashion Was Reinventing Textiles; Though The Game Itself Provides Materials In Creating Clothing, Textiles In The Range We Traditionally Know Them Essentially Ceased To Exist Since We Inherited A Blank Generic Planet Textiles Typically Come From Animals; Woolbeasts, Spiders, Worms And More- Thus, Through DNA Replication From Remains Such Creatures Had To Be Brought Back Or Emulated Somehow Through Planetary NPCs It Was A Dark And Unfashionable Time But We Learned From Those Obstacles
god setting up the ecosystem really was the biggest pain in the ass when starting out :( i mean the old ladys fleet had stuff for colonizing planets and jane got really good at growing specific plants and stuff but it was still incredibly hands on
um, to be clear, are you commiserating about the terraforming, or being shocked at the evil part...
Terraforming The Evil Here Has Come And Gone; The Days, Quiet But Fulfilling In Their Peace
i... wish i could say the same idk what is going to happen to new alternia but at least the big bads are all out of there me included
You Are Not Included All The Evils We Faced Were Ontological In Form; But Morality Upon Those With Free Will Is Ultimately A Choice If You Think You're Evil, Then You Are; But That Can Change, By Belief And Action Alone, Regardless Of The Past
... :) thank you kanaya that means a lot after the night ive had im lucky enough to have a choice now but i didnt back then and its something im still struggling with
Choices Are Difficult, But Are Like Bandages; You Rip Them Off And Then Move On
When you stub your toe, you say "yowie" - which sounds like 'yaoi' of course. Because deep down you know that's what would fix your pain.
Sometimes I Am Mindful Of This Painfully True Fact And Say 'Yuri' To Maintain Balance In This World When I Stub Mine
God I love you.
I Make My Wifes Underwear On Purpose So That When She Uses It And Im Folding Laundry Its Mere Presence Has Maximized Its Sexual Appeal As I Am Nothing Short Of Efficient At Curating The Visual-Olfactory Presence Of Her Undergarments #nsfw
:33< 33p! :33< *ac covers her face, flushed olive*
:33< * ac uncovers her face with a soft sigh and relents, not like there was much holding her back anyways* :33< all of it, really :33< knowing that mew were close enough to measure up close in an intimate small setting :33< to s33 mewre matesprit fully, and to know her fully to choose the patterns, styles, what she prefurrs and what mew know she'll like... :33< even if she doesn't know it yet :33< act of it being worn, simply knowing its being worn, or s33ing it loose around her thighs :33< the cleansing and the purride knowing that its made of love
:33< *ac nods* that is very immpurtant yes, i agr33 :33
I think so, too.
X00< SHHHH SHHHHH X00< *ac covers cts eyes*
The Beauty Of A Devious Wit Is That It Is Naturally Duplicitous In Form; As When Weaving The Textile Of Literary Comedy Onto A Mass That Deign Read About It, The Deception In Of Itself Is Woven Into The Humor Of The Situation And Bends Surreality And Post-Modern Thought Modes In A Subtle Way That Encourages The Boxing-In Of Modes Of Thought That Are Trapped In The Context Theyre Made In Thus I Encourage And Beseech Onto You All: Lie More On The Internet
Fucker.
I need advice on a hypothetical - how would you convince a vampire to watch Twilight with you?
Hmph I See How It Is Your Non Wife Better Have Good Input As Opposed To Your Very Real Flesh And Undead Blood Wife Who Is Very Sexy And Loves You Or Else Youll Have To Settle With Watching Me Wash The Dishes For The Night WITHOUT Oogling Me From Behind
Well, let's not be hasty now.
Uh Oh Rose Im Not Wearing My Casual Lounging Shorts While Doing The Dishes That Would Prominently Feature My Buttocks In A Seductive Fashion It Is An Entire Eclipse At Play And As You Know In Older Human Cultures Those Are Ill Omens Of Things To Come
That might be worth trying.
The 'genuine connection' angle is bold.
I was hoping for outlandish answers.
You know what? I take it all back. Your advice was all I ever needed.
Oh. My.
If It Was Not Obvious Yet: @tenebrousTantalization Is My Wife And I Herald From Her Timeline Not So Obvious: Too Many Of You Have Handles Too Similar To My Wife Making Selecting Her Handle The Most Dangerous Game Of Spatial Awareness Russian Roulette Known To Trollkind
Women
It Must Be Said Again Despite The Likelihood Of Already Being Said As A Proverbial Sign Tap
Women.
rechitt
I always know which Kanaya is mine. If I ever lose track, I could just check the shape of their fangs against the shape of the suspiciously fang-shaped marks left on my body.
probably #suggestive thats lowk fire though
Nothing about that is inherently sexual.
biting your partner? unless shes like a vampire i guess. or rainbowdrinker, whatever
POINT OF ORDER! is the implication then that the different versions of your matesprit (whose mouths you are getting as close to as your actual matesprit's) have differently shaped fangs? is that a thing that's affected by timelines?
Funny you should say.
lmfao
Very slight. Like the teeth on a key. The right ones will fit.
Several Copies Of My Wife Have Immediately Followed Me But To What Do I Owe This Fine Bouquet Of Roses Presented To Me; Of Such Tragedy That My Loyalty, So Lamentable, Is Always Committed To One
The other Roses and I established that a group of us is called a Funeral, actually. It's nice to see you, as always.
Do You Call It A Funeral Because You Cant Spell It Without Fun In It
That Is The Difference Between You And I Amidst Women, Dave I Never Think Of A Bouquet As A Joke.