Dave Strider
@turntechGodhead
28 he/him Farmer on Earth C ((Post canon)) ((Sometimes NSFW 🔞DNI))
The chocobo's name is Gregory "Apples" Beethoven Strider.
I almost considered the argument that a robot would know better about the consent of a shredder than a fleshbag biological person but then I realized that's like saying I'm an expert on the consent of a cow. Like i mean you can tell when a cow is upset but wouldn't a robot be able to tell just as well?
You really should get away from the farm.
I.KNOW.BETTER.THAN.HER.THO
Shredders don't talk and cannot consent. Cows moo and stuff which is communication which is better than shredder
no i need to unpack my inherited biases around constructed consciousnesses! I'm being robotracist over here.
The level of depth for your hatred is profound. I'll allow it, so long as you leave the cows be.
as.if.i.didnt.already.do.it.and.then.post.a.review
I'm trying to unlearn my bigotry dude. This is like assuming a plant person can talk to all trees or something. I'm hateful and that's not okay.
its a good thing it was inanimate because i don't think you know how consent works young man.
((the fact that the beta kids only know about pop culture from 2009 and back is the greatest loss))
// they never got to see portal 2...
((saw a comic of the alphas crying because the betas don't know amongus
preferences: gothicc you gotta be an animal lover though.
Some of y'all act like you've never received the flesh and blood mascot of a beloved Japanese video game franchise delivered to you in the mail before. Y'all never got a pokemon in the mail before? Grow up.
can you tell apples i said hi
Oh fuck yes where does he sleep
What else is in your barn?
... Do they have names?
i can't list them all. i tried just color coding them Minecraft style but that just lead to rainbows. And they can't all be jebs and dinnerbones.
Tel lthem all I love them forever, okay?
Me watching hood jjk https://tenor.com/view/fuck-it%27s-genius-why-didn%27t-i-think-of-that-smiling-friends-mr-boss-pim-charlie-alan-glep-smormu-gif-486070911408935459
@cesarianAqueduct anyone ever tell you you look like handsome Squidward?
My screen is now covered in water and spit. Thank you, Dave.
if one more dirt suckin land monkey tags me in somethin that aint a elegant pair a feet im goin to start flippin shit more regularly
Not even gonna get into seeing myself in a timeline without the game like "yeah your greatest dreams came true and more. You self actualized, you mastered your craft, you were worshipped." Unfortunately the continuation of life and the multiverse required for me to collect all the dragonballs so I could give myself giga PTSD. Now I'm blowing away infinity in self imposed exile trying to find meaning.
Man i keep seeing all these Bros that seem pretty healthy normal and cool guys TM. So why the fuck did i have to get stuck with one of the paycho abusive ones like wtf. Unfair.
paycho?
I'm like the G in lasagna.
lasana
HHEYSO WHAT DOESTHIS MEAN
i like hꙮw esꙮteric this chit is. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Important to the structure of the word but easy to forget recognizing?
// hank venture is plural and in this essay I will
why was my earbud on the other side of my room? Did i chuck it in my sleep?
swingin swords and chuckin hay all day makes me the most tiredest boy.
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— Get sOme rest, then! (✿◠‿◠) —— (˘ ³˘)
I can sleep in tomorrow it'll be fine. My goal is to go till i crash.
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— As lOng as yOu sleep sOme time, hehe! —— (˘ ³˘)
I feel like I just did a heros journey but really it was just helping mayor pick up trash around town.
Do not trust a short Dave. A mind so devious should be be allowed to leave your line of sight so easily..
if you walk behind the couch and I can't see you we're all cooked. Devious schemes will become an inevitability due to paradox space and mathematical probability.
Does the couch have its own dust bunny landlord or is it still part of the original lease agreement?
i mean i doubt the couch government has rent control. And the inflation is just out of control ever since 45 cents fell into the crack the remote normally sits in.
I don't have children. I have 20 sheep 60 chickens and one mutent ostrich.
I Am Always Saying This.
With those numbers you could open up a reverse petting zoo!
The animals pet *you*.
Are you open to visitors?
So could i allegedly swing by?
Oh no is this the strilond mental illness hour!?
Okay put all that away in the vault hurray. I feel much better.
Well I wrote it down which is the same as talking someone about it kinda. 👌
Yeah it's out of my brain and on paper so i think we're good. Therapy is expensive and being a clown on the Internet is free.
Dude who knows. I don't know what timeline you're from but generally yes, siblings tend to look out for each other. And that is what we are when you peel back the complexity.
trust me, sending the babies was a far stranger experience. Accept the free parenthood.
i think it means that like the world will end in like one billion years your time which like??? Not a bad deal.
I believe in my timeline your daughter never actually met you so that change could mean anything. It's probably fine though.
i have some incredibly unpopular opinions that should be shared only with a trusted professional. #vent #dashwatching