Dave Strider
@turntechGodhead
28 he/him Farmer on Earth C ((Post canon)) ((Sometimes NSFW πDNI))
The chocobo's name is Gregory "Apples" Beethoven Strider.
I love manual labor but god when it comes to anything blue collar coded I'm so fucking stupid.
bbgrl i got songs you never heard of stuck in my head.
*γh3110 C0WB0Y ποΌβ‘οΈ
physically I'm laying down, but spiritually? I'm rocking nunchaku in a tank top doin crazy smooth moves.
the government cannot stop me from using food coloring on my sheep because I am the government.
Like⦠dying them with the food coloring?
Excellent. Fully legal.
i think it's time i settle down and find myself a proper husband.
get your bag, king
im sure dudes go wild for the rodeo thing youll have your pick of the pasture if you play up the cowboy angle
the shame of it all id lean into it but ive lived in cali longer than ive lived in texas at this point
bro learn your hollywood history. showbizz was born on the back of westerns. plus like doesnt terentino where a cowboy hat? or maybe spielberg. i forget.
alright cowboy go ride your boyfriend off into the sunset im not looking for a history lesson quite yet hit me up in like a day or two and we can talk shop
i bet there are trolls that have kinks about literally murdering each other. Like that thing about Mantises that ended up not being real. Probably a lot of that in the romance novels I didn't read. #nsfw #nsfwe i gut
Incorrect, i just view it as my humanitarian duty to spread misinformation about our biology and culture.
oh in that case hell yeah lemme join in did u kno u can actuallie light a match on a troll's grubscars trie it on someone you know you wont get mauled prommie
Yeah that's pretty n0rmal
O)(, I don't )(ave any specific examples (t)(at I WANT to bring up,) but it's so common you can bassically t)(row a rock and aboat )(alf t)(e time you'll )(it someone w)(o fits t)(e bill.
the rest of chittr is saying it's only toxic relationships. So idk if that's just good pr or..
Yuuuuuuuup. Yup. #Yup
I mean actually d0ing it yeah sure
I refuse to ask a vantas but how common is it for pitch relationships to end in fucking murder? I feel like it's either all the time or rarely.
a healthie pitch? never lol but like its more common than it is with matesprits neither's that uncommon tho depends
PποΈtch RelatποΈonshποΈps Where The PossποΈbποΈlποΈty Of Murder ποΈs Beyond NeglποΈgent Need An AuspποΈstποΈce. Murder Should Not Be The Goal.
anie relationship with real heightened emotions... if the people in it are toxic as fuck someone might die yeah trolls get real vengeful sometimes yknow and kismesis more than matesprits buuut like... its not the goal thats for sure lmao
β’ It's rarer than you might first assume β’ β’ Despite our violent tendencies, it's in our nature to form healthy antagonistic bondsβ’ True murderous intent is where the relationship has tipped into platonic hatred β’
really depends on how healthy it is, yeah
But murder is kinda like normal for you guys anyways so i guess it'd be like a bad breakup.
β’ A particularly bad breakup, but yes β’ β’ It is most common in highblood/lowblood pairs where the lowblood is the one who left β’
Something about how the only way to keep me from posting cringe is to get control of my hands and mouth. #suggestive
Milk isn't real. We made it up.
Are you allowed to patent a device and never allow anyone to use it specifically to avoid people from doing something terrible with it? Like if i invent the idea of "orphan crusher machine that puts lead in the atmosphere" can I just sit on that so no one else is allowed to make it?
i wil bUy this patent frOm you name a numbr any number i just foud my weekend planse
Book where this is a major plot point, but by the end the protagonist becomes so morally grey that he sells the patent?
yeA aS a self hatig orphan who regulArly downs lead for fuN yuor making life changing ideas here
The perfect video game I would make is just a 7th gen linear FPS. We'll say it has RPG mechanics and 100s of different play styles but it's just a perk tree, and there's actually no real insensitive to switch from the primary and secondary you like most. There's a hacking AND lockpicking mini game. every cutscene lets you respond with the good guy dialogue, the bad guy dialogue, or total silence. There's an achievement for being a purists for each of those three options but the difference between the story of each run is a total of 30 different lines of dialogue. There's like 20 collectables that play flashbacks of your dead wife and if you get them all in a run you get the good ending. A clever player who collects them all might be able to sus out the 3rd act twist before it happens and the collectables are all in fun challenging locations so you actually want to get them. The TRUE ending is locked behind the hardest difficulty that's not fun to play just really hard plus collecting all 300 journal entries, all of which are just random lore and world building that are super cool but have nothing to do with the plot. The true ending is just the good ending but there's 20 more seconds of footage before the credits where the protagonist hints to the sequel. Level 7 is a stealth mission where you have to perfect stealth it, detection is a game over, no checkpoints, and the stealth mechanics are not fucking good.
pouring one out 2 my dead wife
BX// < come on man
I'll make sure she's unironically well written and cast, she will be the best part of a mediocre military shooter. Cortana levels of charisma.
i miss her every day me looking at her photo before i continue my military shooter life
i wish i knew how to pick locks. I feel like that's something that my K12 education should have covered. If video games has taught me anything it's probably one of the top three most important life skills.
What's stopping you from learning now bro, go for it.
sly cowboy. where are u tryna sneak into??
blocked .
you can block me from you page but you can't lock me out of your mom's house.
My friends are actually really cool and awesome.
Not you bein smooth with it godamn #dashwatching
I feel like droppin some deep strider lore but it's arguably a break in kayfabe, which of course may be seen as a betrayal within the strider community.
you know we got some hard rules on when and how to be dropping strider lore
I gotta get this shit triple stamped by the council before dropping it.
sorry but we gotta respect the system to keep our bullshit in check gotta draw the line somewhere to maintain that cool guy mystery
I almost considered the argument that a robot would know better about the consent of a shredder than a fleshbag biological person but then I realized that's like saying I'm an expert on the consent of a cow. Like i mean you can tell when a cow is upset but wouldn't a robot be able to tell just as well?
You really should get away from the farm.
I.KNOW.BETTER.THAN.HER.THO
Shredders don't talk and cannot consent. Cows moo and stuff which is communication which is better than shredder
no i need to unpack my inherited biases around constructed consciousnesses! I'm being robotracist over here.
The level of depth for your hatred is profound. I'll allow it, so long as you leave the cows be.
as.if.i.didnt.already.do.it.and.then.post.a.review
I'm trying to unlearn my bigotry dude. This is like assuming a plant person can talk to all trees or something. I'm hateful and that's not okay.
its a good thing it was inanimate because i don't think you know how consent works young man.
((the fact that the beta kids only know about pop culture from 2009 and back is the greatest loss))
// they never got to see portal 2...
((saw a comic of the alphas crying because the betas don't know amongus