R.L.
@tempestousTheophany
Goddess, visionary and esteemed writer. My cat can vouch for all three.
Am I a "Girl-Mom"? That's an oversimplification of my support for "girlhood" and "Woman Wednesdays". Daughters require space, it creates natural independence. They grow stronger when allowed to forage for themselves. I suppose that does make me a "Girl-Mom".
Awaken. Arise. #BringMyCoffee
It truly is difficult being a mother. Few can comprehend our trials and tribulations. #MaternalWoes
Ice. #Ice.
bab7
Know that your bloodline has been hexed for eternity.
[Guitar riff]
joke’s on 7ou, i dis(arded m7 bloodline sweeps ago
cold
BREAKING NEWS: People that throw parties are just lonely attention seekers, don't trust them! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
Enough with Global Warming. Humans cannot survive heat. Bring me Global Cooling. #Environmentalist
Leaves the freezer door open, problem solved
I'm sure the impact to the energy grid will be nominal and will do nothing to hasten our environment death. Thank goodness for your wisdom, Strider.
Hey you haven't seen my freezer
I have this strange suspicion it may be open. How is my Sight?
A self-sustaining pet is as charming as they come.
Alien bug zapper.
LF: Troll. Any build, height, caste, gender. Only requirement is you are avaliable now and have delicious blood.
Which answer would bring you here?
There will be a battle involved. In fact, I found a worthy adversary for you.
I can guarantee blood consumption.
Refusing now would reek of cowardice. Are you a coward, Ampora?
I'll send my coordinates shortly.
Foolish of I to think the world is welcoming and kind. How naive, as if there was anything but bloodshed. #FuckMosquitos
Portable transportalizer pad?
I decided to "walk." A notion for mortals, we should abandon this function upon evolution.
Bring me your husband.
Cease.
what
You heard me.
@carcinogenecity come eat these bugs
fuck tag fail
feeling particularly violent today.
take it out on me?
course, baby.
If another mosquito dares to pierce my mortal coil, I may set this forest ablaze. #Camping
I will enact violence.
What happened to Gods Day? Why is no one godly anymore? #Enoughwiththethirsttraps #Enough
The charm is beginning to wane. Please offer a prayer to prevent any more rainfall, I had my fill. #SoakedintheSummer
End this. End this now, Strider. Fine a way, find a means, but free me of this infernal racket.
You have my attention.
well first of all, upon my research you quite literally asked for the rain. Steak too lobstery i guess. Anyway. We can send you forward in time if I come grab you. Skip the rain.
One moment, kitten. Mother is busy romanticizing the lightning and thunder.
I said one moment! God forbid a woman ritualize weather phenomenon.
it is actually me causing it. you're welcome for the aesthetically pleasing weather phenomena.
You know your way to a woman's heart, John. Well done.
Charlatan! Burn this wretch at the stake, before he spreads his hearsay.
Madness can inflict all genders, but men? Hopelessly susceptible to the diseases of the mind.
The summoning was too successful, the swarms have descended upon me. It is time to retire to the coffin. #Goodnight
Rest well.
Posting confessions on the front page is surely a sign of the degradation of society. #ChittrDiscuss #DoWeAllowThis?
Whatever can you mean? Surely you're titillated by the consistent stream of pining? How can only you be immune to the bravery of these desperate souls, so willing to pen every salacious thought to the captive masses.
this is why the american education system failed me not because of like the carnegie unit no child left behind funding shortages shit shortchanging of teaches bullshit curriculums but because my dorkass big bro dont know how numbers squish together he got no motion derivative only in his insults find (x)? oh its only everyone hes ever been with ahah
on god they just let people say whatever on here the way i almost told you to keep my tyke terror name out your goddamn mouth and slapped the will smith shit outta you call your orange oscars the academy awards the way im hogging the spotlight fuck you mean fuck outta here with that jiggy with it bullshit man dirk you are literally the daddy in question like yes not literal actual you but also yes literally you youre the hot dog guy in the hot dog mobile who crashed his dipshit dog ass oscar meyer wienermobile into the fucking ceremony guess we gotta find out who the fuck did this its a scooby doo mystery consider the wall bitch line up against the wall im about to bust a cap in your stupid sausage slinging meat poker massacre and slam that shit floppy front end first into a microwave then shut it like that bitch was a car door thlaming your thshitht you dont get to pull the mother of all yo daddy jokes when results are in you are the motherfucking father dawg hot diggity goddamn dog
nah dont do that @imJunior cmon were chill right
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If god had not intended humans to swallow mint-flavored toothpaste, why would she make it so enticing? #Oral #Pardon #OralHygiene
Achoo!
gesund shits tight
You are five hours too late, my soul has vanished into the ether. #CorpsePlay
did you just tag that shit corpse play how the fuck is there even a corpse left at all you said that shit vanished into the ether you are straight up just making things up its never too late to five hour rule blessing some poor unfortunate snot nosed soul with a well placed gesundheit the soul takes way longer to enter the astral realm than like five hours who the fuck gets that kind of mileage you couldnt get there in a spirit hearse mazda cx-90 with tinted windows and custom rims like the whole ass drive one way is like eighteen hours i call bull
This website still caters to twinks? In the month of Pride? #Curious
not my fault im built like a sickly street 0rphan.
the hell it do you see me sitting in some gilded ass decked out chair with all my shit hung up on like expensive people coat racks uhhhr mister strider sir yes yes right away master strider sir please allow me to take your coat and conventional weapon of choice a mighty fine katana of plastic make master strider i am sure it is most unbreakable indeed please allow me to hang it over my mantle and fondle myself fondly as i recollect all the memories of great times we spent together in foxholes on hunting trips why i remember quite fondly the emu wars two tours two two towers two tears dave its been years you have to forgive yourself you couldnt have seen that bird dave dave dave haha sorry what were we talking about oh yeah twinks are so not given special treatment sis shut up
Badges are an asthetic means to behold the quality of a user. #Astheyouthsay #Getonmylevel #Chumps
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Spoken like someone with a limited number of badges.
quuite the conntrary..