♠️ Spades Rose L. ♠️
@tempestousTheophany
Goddess, visionary and esteemed writer. My cat can vouch for all three.
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery inspired as always by @tentacleTherapist#2339 #evilsurgery #sweetbroandhellajeff #sbahj https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcefc29417e4.png
its evil because i dont have a medical license
rose must be a pretty good muse huh? :p
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery part 2 the surgery #evilsurgery #incest #probably https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b332d681e2e2.png
Phenomenal, outstanding work. I am aside myself with the sickest giddy, I'm going to have a fucking fit.
Imbecile. Your grammatical error disgusts me. #Incest
Are you still considered a MILF if you're estranged from your children? Asking for a distant relative.
c+ildren are not required to +ave a caretaker vibe
How distant? Time sensitive line of inquiry as the metro stops servicing my area after 11 PM.
That would be like a farmer without crops, wouldn't it? A god without a flock.
u kno like stern passive aggressiv judgement, making back handed compliments, general cuntish behaviors
no considering our entire species fosters grubs t+ey will never raise and t+eir caretakers +ave no relation but merely t+e role it seems nonsensical to require
My distant relative discussed a court-ordered limitation of several miles. Emotionally, far more vast. Only an ill-fated disease of one party would spur a reunion.
Obviously. I'm starting to think all Lalonde Mothers are the same.
Oh, I see. So retrieving you for your own health and sanity would prove to be an unnecessary measure, yes?
All of my Chitterlings are ranked A. As in Amazed at your Astonishing Assesment of Asthetics. A+, even.
Inspired by another to share my morning brew. https://postimg.cc/N5ZLJ6SQ #Gore #JustaTreat
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Delicious. Nay, delectable. #WeAllDeserveATreat
I imagine you expected something more ceremonious. A notes app apology, perhaps. Enough self-flagellation to appease the algorithmic gods and their ever-hungry congregation. Instead, you get me. People of Deltritus, people of Chittr: I am your God. Let’s dispense with the mythology you’ve built in my absence, this amateur-hour Hesiod fanfiction: I have not been “gone”. I never left. I’ve been modeling you. Not metaphorically. Quantitatively. Iterating on the contours of your outrage cycles, calculating the half-life of your attention spans, mapping the elegant, almost erotic oscillation between moral fervor and terminal boredom. You wanted a villain. Congratulations. He’s already here. And like any competent villain, I’ve taken notes. I’ve seen the threads. The callouts. The increasingly baroque accusations, each one more detached from material reality than the last, like a game of penis wrench-in-the-hole where everyone is wearing fucking blindfolds. Or is literally blind. To start: The closest we have to a unique verb for reading aloud in English is probably “recite” — from the Latin “recitare,” which can mean either “to repeat from memory,” or “to read aloud.” But the English “recite” has almost entirely the implication of speaking from memory, not directly from a page. The mind as an intermediate step between text and mouth, words being inscribed on the surface of the brain before being spoken. That word "inscribe" is really the heart of it all, isn’t it? Scirbere, to write. Inscribe, not just to write, but to write into, to embed words in the page. To recite is to speak aloud the words written into the brain by the page. A reversal of the standard interpretation of causation. Page writing into man, the source and receiver of the violence flipped. Speaking as reading, reading as speaking; reading as writing, writing as reading. So when I say that I will ‘read’ your sins, it should be clear that I’m simultaneously reading and writing, but equally clear that there is no difference at all between those two actions. What you failed to account for, what you always fail to account for, is that narrative control is not a democracy, it’s a motherfucking skill issue. And I am, if nothing else, extremely skilled. So, let’s recalibrate. I’m not here to apologize. Apologies imply wrongdoing, and while I’ll concede to miscalculations in presentation, my core thesis remains the same. I wasn’t unclear, you misunderstood me because to understand would have required effort and effort is antithetical to the kind of performative outrage economy you’ve all so eagerly subscribed to. You can call me misogynistic, an abductor, a philanderer, a rake, but at the end of the day, you don’t care about the truth. The truth is that I’m doing all of this for us. For me and Rose. She's done an incredible job cooking up a witty retort of a race to the deep rhetorical questions posed by my equally-if-not-even-more-bombastically-inspired offspring. She's proven herself a worthy rival, and a worthier collaborator. There’s no one I would rather do this with than her. I know exactly how ridiculous you think I am. So go ahead. Do what you do best. Ratio me. Dissect this post. Turn it into a joke, a meme, a cautionary tale about the perils of taking oneself too seriously on a platform designed for disposable thoughts. I encourage it, even. Because while you’re busy laughing, I’m still here. And you’re exactly where I left you: refreshing the timeline. #Cancelled #Addressingtheallegations #Incestallegations #Incestuouscur #Incest #Misogynist #Wifestealer #Adulterer #Evilman #Makingyourownplanet #Notlikemormons #Wellmaybealittle #Apologytour #Youtubeapology #Dramageddon https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1f738cacc85.PNG
Sometimes. But also a lot of other things, clearly. I have a lot going on right now, I'm running a planet. A few of them, actually.
What, like why I’m a bird who’s a guy and two swords and a sprite, or why I’m in your comments.
Okay. Might be kinda lengthy though. Not sure if you can handle it. Took Cal after strifing Dave. So he didn’t make calsprite. So he didn’t go back in time and make Davesprite. Got stabbed by Jack. Put in the bird sprite. Doomed now. The end. Cloaca.
Inspirational. Revolutionary. Incendiary. Supporting this. Following this. #Following #Listening #Converting
I am forced to think about related women kissing each other but in a manner that is truly respectful. #Incestous? #No, it wasn't my fault...
These thoughts are thrust upon us. We're the victims here.
The Improved Dawnbreak Gang will see you at #EridanwweekCon.
Rose, noooooo.
We will be requiring attendees to pay a toll. To support the local economy.
Tipsy (on life and tequila). AMA, I will seek your fortune. #substance
ok and whats this guys deal whys he so pensive https://i.ibb.co/zrpfxzn2/img-2213.jpg
This little man is trying to guide you through the first leap. You have survived through comfort, manufactured stability led the course. It is time to take steps outwards and onwards, reach out and grasp the difficult truth.
Pity, my revelations remain unheeded. A waste of talent. Next card.
Give me your tired, your poor. Your huddled masses, yearning for freedom. May my forgiveness empty your cup. #GodlyDuties #TaxWriteoff
a goddess' duties are never done... how are things going for you? i just got a pretty silly prayer that made me laugh hehe
I told a man he will bald in three moons. We shall see if he believes it or not.
#sheissokind
Evil operations are on hold, my brother invited me to Minecraft. To the nether, my #KulTT.
I was told to rescind my last post. Apologies to all familial relations, I have reflected on my discomforting #incestuous actions. I will do better. I will be #normal. Who has a spare kidney?
I will never die. The Earth's maw would unhinge and spit me out, deeming my death as neither just nor heroic.
BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
I cannot believe #incestous thoughts are being publicly disclosed. What in the #incest state is happening? I will protect my sister-mother-wife from such taboo at all costs.
this website izz a fever dream fr
Does #selfcest count? :3
After a rigorous vetting process, I have selected a motley crew. We are avaliable for mutiny, murder, malicious tax evasion and general gang warfare. @turntechGirlhead @mafiaPrincess @flightyBroad
Thank you, Bar Wench. Welcome to the roster, we will enjoy your services greatly.
pleasure to meet the crew... i shlal be smoking a cigar moodily by the window until u have need of my womanly charms or potent marksmanship
Lot of singing and snapping of fingers. Like in the film Grease.
miss lalonde if you ever need a gal to stand outside your place of 8usiness smoking and turning folks away i am availa8le most nights
yeah i got #99problems and the lack of one on my face rn is at least half of em #nsfw
Give this woman another smuggled Cuban, Bar Wench. She's earned it. @transcendGodhood
Wonderful. When I find a hole-in-the-wall, you will be our muscle.
Looking to start a playing-card themed gang. Details to follow. There will be no discrimination on the grounds of age, class, or gender. Applicants will be appraised solely on the basis of intellect, beauty and devotion.
oh my god do i finally get to apply to join an actual for real mafia my tag has been a silly lil ruse all these years but my time has come
I think she's still in the recruiting stage because she's doing Minor Arcana too. It might be awhile before you get your rivals!
Isn't the point of criminality to breach such societal niceties? I'll use the additional Sight.
Then deal me in. I prefer no holds barred to no barred whores. If we let everyone in, but cut off certain legs at the base of arbitrary knees, the most capable hobble about in annoyance purely so fair-weather sorts can come and go as they choose. I want a clashing of dread black knights. Not the Monty Python bit.
shall i 8e theming my username as well somehow i can 8e like dice i guess
Am I a "Girl-Mom"? That's an oversimplification of my support for "girlhood" and "Woman Wednesdays". Daughters require space, it creates natural independence. They grow stronger when allowed to forage for themselves. I suppose that does make me a "Girl-Mom".
xx IDK WHAT THAT MEANZ BUT THATS SOOO TRU BESTEE xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
Mothers are too often stigmatized with claims of "absence" or "neglect". We should call it "environment for growth".
shit dont turn 30+ its true what they fucking say about the hangovers like shit i miss the good old days when you could do 17 lines and 22 shots and 9 bumpbs and 4 addies and 3 cans of four loko and a 1/4 of a candy bar and wake up the next day like nothing fucking happened #substance
Alcohol is bad! YEAH!!
i think your tolerance just sucks.
As you get older ot hits you harder and harder like a steam roller that turns you into pavement.
Much like a crucified demigod, I hath risen.
And what a gift it is to witness such beatific splendor!
甦れ！甦れ！甦れ！甦れ！ #EVEN_MORE_UNNECESSARY_LYRICS_FOR_YOUR_UQUIZ
My skull pleads to be cracked open and I refuse to give in. Never indulge in the powder, Lalonde.
i kno how u take ur coffee dummy altho tha void usually adds sugar i cant control that its just got a mind of its own of smth weird
Ah, I thought this was just a run of the mill beverage binge. I have to say, I have not touched any other #substances in a long time. I wish you a speedy recovery.
Ah. I thought it was always sweetened out of spite. Or to send an elaborate message regarding my tone. Phew, it was only the void playing tricks on you. Shouldn't you be able to wrangle it in as it's rogue?
its tha thing just like garrett from thief sometimes i dont choose what i yoink!! the void yoinks for me n hard as i try it answers "no, you need this right now trust me" n usually its right so
Your faith in the nebulous powers that be alarms me. I understand, though. The Light requires similar strict adherence.
After heeding the counsel of external advisors (@tentacleTherapist#7214), I have decided to refrain from taking pills or swords from faulty paternal figures. This shall come to pass, even if there are simpler methods to resolve temporary pain. Goodnight.
I disagree with this decision.
i will guard the door
screenshotting this to look at every time you call me a dumb fuck
My father promised to solve my forthcoming hangover. #TheBladeisMighterthanIbuprofen #HopeHeWillMakeitquick #Don'tLetMeDownAgain
I can find something that will put you out for a long, long time. Make you not feel a thing. Have you wake up so comfortable and refreshed.
Bad news, sister. Father figures are just as clueless as motherly ones. All I can advise is drink lots of water, keep a bucket nearby, and when you find it within yourself, order some McDonald's.
But Sister, I cannot endure the long night. The solution must be swift, clean and preferably localized.
We're tough stock, you and I. You /will/ live through this night, you will be alright. The promise of the golden arches once you wake up will be enough to regenerate you.