Prof. Pocket
@professorPocket
I have approximate knowledge of many things.
Perhaps I should introduce myself. I am, and always have been, the only Professor Pocket of The Felt.
The intricate machinations of Paradox Space are beyond that of any being, mortal or divine. Omnipotence is impossible. All claims of its existence are lies. I provide, in my limitless wisdom, the nearest approximation of absolute truth within the framework of reality in which we all reside.
yEAH? i MEAN, wE KNEW THAT? tHE ONLY OMNI THING YOU CAN BE IS OMNOXIOUS,,, wHICH IS ANNOYING TO EVERYONE, aNYWAY, bUY MY BOOK,
Consider this to be my first attempted at the "AMA" trend. Of course if you, like me, are not entirely "in the know" so to speak on such trends, then I shall elucidate to you that the meaning of the acronym AMA is simply: Ask Me Anything. Go on, then. I will respond to all queries made in the comments section of this post.
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Are you friendly?
Are you having fun?
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Perhaps I should introduce myself. I am, and always have been, the only Professor Pocket of The Felt.
im deciding that youre the funniest one out of all of them.
I Knew Bossman And The Lady Eight Got Up To Nasty Business In The Master Bedroom And You Are The Result Of All That Hanky Panky
It Was A Bad Joke Ma'am. Apologies. Humor is Clearly Not My Thing. I Have To Stick To Tailoring.
Yes, for the best. You get a little grace because you're my second favorite.
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Are tĤere tΨΦ 'TĤe Felt's nΦΨ because I feel like tĤere's sΦmeΦne else in cĤarge? If tĤere are tΨΦ tĤΦugĤ, are tĤere any Φpenings?
I have been seeing several imposters imposing upon the visage of my ilk who seem to go by the title of "Doctor Scratch." I believe it to be paramount due to this mob of imposters to clarify that I am the true Professor Pocket.
(\ /) what?
(\ /) ... okay???
..fahahaha. holy shit.