The Fledging Minotaur
@adieuToreador
,,,JUST A GUY WHO FINALLY PROVED EVERYONE WRONG,,, NOW i HAVE REAL WINGS AND i WON THE GAME! PROUD FLEDGLING MINOTAUR, MASTER OF FLIGHT, AND BEST FRIEND TO ALL BEASTS. NO BULLYING ALLOWED ON MY PAGE,
iF YOU BUY ONE COPY OF MY BOOK, YOU GET A SECOND ONE HALF OFF, TODAY ONLY, #TAVROSTUESDAY
‼️🆘🚨🤙🙂↕️📱📲 calling all bEsTIES 📲📱🙂↕️🤙🚨🆘‼️ 😂😆😜👐 so my MIDdle manager saw fit to start downsizing some positions here at THE FELT #FELT...and that included ✨my own✨, i drew the shortstick, #mystick #mytwig #handmedownhandmaidstick #OK #OKOK 👐😱🫢😬 🤏 basically? im very small and i have NO ACCESS to my money 👎👎 👌💻👌 so you can imagine the stress im under 👍🚀👍 🙌👏🤝🫰 im not allowed to say anything mean to @handMaid (AND I WONT)🫰🙌👏🤝 💵☝️☝️ but if a few brave, pinged, tagged, or reading this now souls don't mind giving her a piece of my mind...that would be well within the terms of my contract and acceptable use policy!!!! sorrytocuthtisshortbestiesbutivegotlimitedscreentime 💅💄💅 #Chairministrangling#OneSec#IgottaTagIt#HOLDON#HOLD#DIAMONDHANDS #GOLDBLRIND #HANDSOFF #MYHANDS #GRgRGRHGRH #ATLEASTLETMETAGIT #MICROPHILIA #ORSOMETHING #MACROPHILIA #GAINS #LETMEGETTHEFREAKMARKET #PLEASE #STOP #SQUISHING #MY #NICHE #APPEAL #DAMARA #FUCK #TheseAreMYFRIENDS #ISTILLHAVESCREENTIME #YOUSk ANK #S CREWGOYOUOWWOWWwOWOWOWOWOW 🟢 CHARMSisONLINᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱ
😁😀🙏 oh me and pupula go waaaaaaaaaaaaay back! we are basically like...inseparably close??? sometimes its just like...shouldnt the supreme observer be observing other things? like, come on!!! 🙌👏🤝 ✌️👌🤗 guess even beauty comes with a price...so...be sure to tell a certain middle manager that, because she wouldnt know 🫴✌️🤝 ✨✌️ like me she NEVER looks at the price tag! 🤌👍 🟡 CHARMS is A WAY. A VERY SPECIFIC WAY. THAT WAY IS SASSY.
mhm mhm.... y__u're cr__zy! hil__ri__us. g____d luck! i c__n't help y__u, d__n't kn__w wh__t the fuck is g__ing __n!
👉🤏↷➰ OMG has anyone ever told you how LITERALLY HILARIOUS you are? like an actual breakaway pitchforks and torches RIOT??? they should give you a hive. sardonic mirthwit inDEED!!! ughhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! 😁🤏↷➰👈 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
😟🙂↔️✌️ atttttttttennnnnnnnnnntion!!!! youve got your marching orders a-z!!!! im sure there will be a l-u-v-u-h-l-y-y-y-y-y-y treat in it for you if you can make her cry!!!! i mean... 🤭🫢🫡 😀🙏🙌👏 if you can...INSPIRE CHANGE and FOSTER GROWTH with...withthe..with uhm...THE FELT NEEDS YOU! INEEDYOUPLEASESHESCRAZYGETYOU RHANDS OFFM E👏🙌🙏😀 🔴 CHARMS IS OFFLINE.
I'll make sure that little cujojito is well fed and satisfied on the belly rubs department I can assure you. Perhaps should I add a picture of him and send it to you as well?
😫😖🥹 could you? 🥹😖😫🤟 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
[ She sends a picture of Cujojito getting belly rubs ] ∘☽ I can, yes. ^ ^ ☾∘
the supreme observer does infinitely monitor everything she ever notices it sounds like pure insanity that she would be paying attention to specific inhabitants of our existence,but then you remember that her actual cosmic body is not only the largest object surrounding our existence,but also works similar to mine,being a collective mass of things that can act together,but also separately least that's what i've learned from interactions between her and my second half ...you do seem like a rather peculiar individual,though,so feel free to add yourself into my endless stream of knowledge,if you wish #cosmic-horror #macro-horror
😎💎😎👍👍🏆 sounds like a hashtag #ADVERTANTALIZING opportunity!!! 👍👍🏆 😌👑😌 TALK ABOUT PREMIUM!!!! I DON'T KNOW OF ANY BILLBOARDS WITH AN ADSPACE THAT CAN BE DESCRIBED AS THE LARGEST OBJECT SURROUNDING OUR EXISTENCE!!!! hopefully this PECULIAR INDIVIDUAL can convince her to make better use of the boutique in the back to start sporting some #CHARMING branded material😌👑😌 💰👏👏 COSMIC 👏 CONSUMERS 👏 ARE 👏 THE 👏 BEST 👏 CONSUMERS! 💰👏👏 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
being honest,that description of me is still such an understatement,but i don't blame after all,comparing me to any existential sphere is like comparing a cluster of multiverses to an atom #cosmic-horror #macro-horror )(oωo)(
IN A WORD. BITCHMADE. #LAIRSANDLuSII #COMPANYRETREAT #TEAMBuILDING #MANDATORYFuN #TuMuTOuSENCOuNTERS #DuNGEONSANDDRAGGEDON #VIOLENCE #MuRDERS #FORESHADOWING @woeGothic "...FATHER?" CALLIE ASKS. NO. HE KNOWS THIS IS NOT HIM. HIS FATHER. HIS TRuE FATHER. IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE ROuNDABOuT BuTTFuCKERY THAT IS TROLL LINEAGE. IS NOT THE ONE WHO SHARES HIS BLOOD AND HANDSOME LIKENESS. BuT A BIG FuCKMASSIVE SWEATY WIG WEARING BIG BAD MONSTER. WHO EATS MOTHERFuCKERS TO DISPENSE JuSTICE DuTIFuLLY. AND WITHOuT BIAS TOWARDS ANY ONE PARTICuLAR CRIMINAL FLAVOR PROFILE. IT IS WHAT MAKES HIM. AND THuS CONSEQuENTLY HIS SON. SHuDDER. THE SIGHT OF ANOTHER. A DEAD. DANGLING. MuRDERED HATCHMATE. BRuTALLY CRuSHED AND KEPT AS A COMMEMORATIVE KEEPSAKE. WOW. THIS AWESOME SIGHT. EXCuSE ME. A LITTLE CHOKED uP. THIS AWESOME FuCKING SIGHT. IS ENOuGH TO GIVE CALLIE INSPIRATION. IT *SHOuLD* BE. WITH YOuR PERMISSION. I AM JuST GOING TO ADD THAT TO HIS INVENTORY. FOR uSE LATER. MARKED OFF. RIGHT HERE. IN PERMANENT INK. IN CASE YOu FORGET YOuR INTENTIONS TO GIVE ME PERMISSION. WHEN LATER CHANNELING THIS GLORIOuS SIGHT. "NO. YOu ARE NOT MY FATHER. OR MY ANCESTOR FOR THAT MATTER. THERE COuLD ONLY BE ONE. THERE COuLD ONLY EVER BE ONE. THIS SuCCESSFuL. THIS. DECORATED. THIS. uNDAuNTED BY ONE'S OWN SuCCESS. I AM NOT SCARED OF YOu. BECAuSE YOu. LIKE ME. ARE NOT SCARED OF YOu EITHER. WHICH MAKES YOu uNAFRAID OF ME. OR AS IT IS SAID IN SPANISH. uNA FRAID. THEIR WORD. FOR COWARD. SHOW YOuRSELF. PROVE YOu ARE NOW COWARD. PROVE. LIKE THE RYAN GOSLING OF THE COSMOS. YOu ARE. IN FACT." CALLIE BHORNE SuCKS AIR IN THROuGH HIS NOSTRILS. THEN THROuGH ALL THE SPACE BETWEEN HIS FANGS. THEN ALONG HIS BELLOWSACS IN A CALAMITOuS LOW GROANING GROWL. THEN INTO THE AIR. IN A VAST EXPLETIVE. SO WIDE REACHING AND COOL. THE ENTIRE TROLLIAN RACE FORGOT ABOuT THE OTHER ONE. LIKE. SuFFERER WHO. SIGNLESS WHO. FuCK IS THAT GuY. REALLY. ACTuALLY. KIND OF A LOSER. IF YOu THINK ABOuT IT. I MEAN. WHAT DID HE ACCOMPLISH. WHAT EMOTIONAL STRuGGLE DID HE FACE. RELATIVE TO CALLIE BHORNE. CHAMPION OF FREEDOM. AND LOVE. AND. OKAY. WE WILL GET TO ALL THOSE PARTS. FOR NOW. CALLIE WEEPS. HE LAYS WITH HIS KNEES DuG SO HARD INTO THE GROuND. THAT IT SPLINTERS. THE GROuND. NOT THE KNEES. I AM NOT GOING TO LAIM AND PARALYZE MY CHARACTER THIS SOON. HE SAYS. WITH HIS WHOLE GODDAMN CHEST. " █████ █████ ███████████ ██████████ ███████████ ░░███ ░░███ ░█░░░███░░░█░░███░░░░░█░░███░░░░░███ ░███ ░███ ░ ░███ ░ ░███ █ ░ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░██████ ░██████████ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███░░█ ░███░░░░░███ ░███ █ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░ █ ░███ ░███ ███████████ █████ █████ ██████████ █████ █████ ░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ █████████ █████ █████ █████ █████ ███░░░░░███ ░░███ ░░███ ░░███ ░░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░░███ ███ ░███████████ ░███ ░███ ░░█████ ░███░░░░░███ ░███ ░███ ░░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ █ ░███ █ ░███ █████ █████ ███████████ ███████████ █████ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░ ███████████ █████ █████ █████████ ░░███░░░░░░█░░███ ░░███ ███░░░░░███ ░███ █ ░ ░███ ░███ ███ ░░░ ░███████ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███░░░█ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░ ░███ ░███ ░░███ ███ █████ ░░████████ ░░█████████ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░ █████ ████ █████ ██████ █████ █████████ ░░███ ███░ ░░███ ░░██████ ░░███ ███░░░░░███ ░███ ███ ░███ ░███░███ ░███ ███ ░░░ ░███████ ░███ ░███░░███░███ ░███ ░███░░███ ░███ ░███ ░░██████ ░███ █████ ░███ ░░███ ░███ ░███ ░░█████ ░░███ ░░███ █████ ░░████ █████ █████ ░░█████ ░░█████████ ░░░░░ ░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░ ██████ ██████ ██████████ ░░██████ ██████ ░░███░░░░░█ ░███░█████░███ ░███ █ ░ ░███░░███ ░███ ░██████ ░███ ░░░ ░███ ░███░░█ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░ █ █████ █████ ██████████ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░ " WHICH IS JuST. LITERALLY FuCKING ME. IN A VIOLENTLY LOuD CONQuEROR ACCENT. BECAuSE IT IS HIM. HE IS HIM. HE IS THAT GuY.
꧁waityoureatroll?꧂
B3ST pIcTur3S WITh Th3h3 bIgg3ST bulg3 3n3rgy acTually.
*uH. YEAH.* REPLIED CALLIE BHORNE. SOMEWHAT OuT OF SEQuENCE. HE IS NOT SuRE. WHY THE PERKY. SWEATILY CLAD BITCH FuCHSIA BATHING SuIT TROLLOP. FEELS THE NEED TO CONFIRM WHAT IS PATENTLY OBVIOuS. HIS EYES BECAME NARROW WITH SuSPICION. LIKE THE LONG WISE PART OF THE BLADE THAT DOES THE CuTTING. RATHER THAN THE PART THAT MERELY THREATENS IT. *WHO THE FuCKS ASKING?* HE GRuFFLY BLuRTS OuT.
THE ONLY PICTuRES. WHICH CAN HANDLE. MY PROMINENT EMINENCE.
꧁----o>o----!!!꧂
all of you b1tchbeasts and nooksuckers W1SH you had my ass on tap #th1rstpost1ng #suggest1ve ((art by sarcasmprod1gy!
What I have to offer/// Lady, I'm Bucket Cumjar/ I've got lowbrow humor and d-cups/ #NSFW
1’m not repeat1ng myself
꧁----o__________________________________0---- uh. uhmokaymaam.꧂
1dk who you are, that’s why 1 asked. d cups are crazy though
Hellooo nurse~!
● /\__\__/\ / \ \(ﾐ ⌒ ● ⌒ ﾐ)/ ★OH, KUPO, SLAY★
thanks B)
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh! }꩜ᯅ꩜{ hayaah.... you look REELY good!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
why thank you h1car1
mY NAME IS tAVROS nITRAM, YO, mY TITLE IS fLEDGING mINOTAUR, YO! uH HUH! tHIS PICTURE FOR MY NEW MOTIVATIONAL BOOK WAS TAKEN BY @DEATHLESSdEADWOOD, HTTPS://CDN,IMGCHEST,COM/FILES/CF9CA2D4E8D6,WEBP
hEY, dON'T LET LIFE GET YOU DOWN, fEFERI IS ACTUALLY REALLY NICE WHEN SHE NEEDS TO BE,
mY MANAGER SAYS i SHOULD CALL MY SPEECHES "mOOTIVATIONAL," bECAUSE OF MY LUSUS? i GUESS?
omg yes
tHE ONLY BADGE i NEED IS THE BADGE OF HONOR FOR HELPING THOSE LESS CONFIDENT, }:)
hEY,,, iS THIS REALLY WHAT HUMANS THINK TROLLS LOOK LIKE? i WAS LOOKING FOR SOME ARTISTIC INSPIRATION FOR MY UP AND COMING MOTIVATIONAL TOUR, wHEN i LOOKED UP "SMILING TROLL FACE" THIS POPPED UP, dO BETTER, HUMANS, hE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE HORNS, #nsfw HTTPS://CDN,IMGCHEST,COM/FILES/7601CB106238,PNG
(( the giant trollface set off my fight or flight and i had to double back to the actual post content ready to fight crime ))
yEAH, tHIS ONE IS, pRETTY MESSED UP, i'VE SEEN HATE GROUPS, oN eARTH-C, uSING THIS DESIGN, }:(
i DIDN'T REALIZE HUMANS DID KISMESIS POLYQUADS, yOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY NIGHT,
[~~ $ Baby~ $ ~~] no yeah; i've $een thi$ doll, and apparently human$ have different veri$on$ of troll$, than JU$T u$.
oH, bUDDY, nOT UHH,,, yOU KNOW WHAT, nEVER MIND, iT IS FOR THE BEST,
WHAT KIND OF PATHETIC GROVELING WORMS. DO YOU EXPECT TO BE MOTIVATIONAL TOURING TO. I AM STRUGGLING TO IMAGINE ANY LIVING CREATURE BENEATH YOU.
}:(
GOMEN. I JUST SAW. IT SAYS 「NO BULLYING」ON YOUR PAGE. #NICEMAID. FORTUNATELY. I FOUND THIS POST ON THE TIMELINE. #LOOPHOLE?
Okay so humans refer to a lot of different things as "trolls", just like how we refer to anything person-shaped as "humanoid". We have mythical creatures also called trolls, and then there is the act of "trolling" others on the internet, which involves just generally being mean to others to get a reaction. This face is called a "troll face" because it's supposed to be an exaggerated depiction of the expression people would pull after successfully getting the reaction they wanted from someone they were "trolling". I hope that explaination is helpful! A lot of our words are used for a lot of different things at once and it can get confusing.
nO CROWN ON MY HEAD, NO BLOOD ON THE THRONE, JUST A BOY WHO GOT TIRED OF BEGGING FOR BONE, i BUILT MINE BACK FROM THE SPLINTERS AND SCARS, fLEDGING mINOTAUR, i KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, i DON’T CHARGE BLIND, i CHOOSE MY LINE, hORNS TO THE HEAVENS, HOOVES IN TIME, tHEY BUILT THE MAZE, i MADE IT MINE, fLEDGING mINOTAUR, STILL i CLIMB, i DON’T NEED LUCK, i KNOW MY WORTH, i’VE EATEN DUST, i’VE TASTED EARTH, yOU WANT A MONSTER? fINE, gIVE BIRTH, #BARS #PREGNANCY #NSFW #IGUESS
wHOA,,, sO COOL,,,
hAHA, THANKS, i'VE BEEN PRACTICING MY BARS, i THOUGHT tAVROSnITRAMvevo WOULD BE DOING BETTER,,,
i CHOSE mINOTAUR AS MY TITLE BECAUSE WHEN vRISKA SAYS mIN8AUR IT ISN'T 8 LETTERS ANYMORE,
cROCKERcORP HAS REACHED OUT TO ASK ME TO TALK ABOUT THEIR AMAZING NEW PRODUCT, nAAN fUDGIBLE tOPPINGS, tHESE CRISPY LITTLE NAAN BREAD TREATS ARE COATED IN "yUMMILICIOUS™" fUDGE™ AND SMALL ENOUGH TO EAT AS A TREAT OR PUT ON YOUR FAVORITE PASTRIES, tHIS MESSAGE WAS PARTNERED WITH cROCKERcORP AND APPROVED BY cROCKERcORP aDVERTISING: @GUTSYgUMSHOE
nOPE, i AM JUST HELPING OUT A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND WITH HER SMALL BUSINESS!
sTOP #YEARNING AND START #EARNING WITH TODAY'S SPONSOR, eARNIFIGHT, eVERY TIME YOU STRIFE, YOU GET 2% SLASH BACK ON ALL PURCHASES,
what if i yearn for who i fight with?
sIGN UP ON THE APP FIRST, AND THEN YEARN!
gOOD AFTERNOON, IF YOU ARE IN eVIL sTANDARD tIME,
🔥 tHAT'S FOR YOU, a GUIDING FLAME IN DARKNESS AND TO NAVIGATE YOUR,,, UHM, dARK, iNSIDES, lIKE, tHE EMOTIONAL ONES,
So you want me to swallow it?
nO DON'T EAT THE FIRE, lIKE, hOLD IT,,, IN YOUR HAND, oR MAYBE A TORCH?
tHE EMOTIONAL ONES, nOT THE LITERAL ONES,
yEAH, lET'S GO WITH THAT,
nOT RIGHT NOW, i BELIEVE YOU CAN DO IT,
tHERE WAS A TIME IN MY LIFE WHEN i WAS TRYING TO REBRAND MY IDENTITY DUE TO HAVING A CRISIS IN IDENTITY, i TRIED GOING BY tAVROS nITROUS,,, tHAT TAUGHT ME THAT THINGS THAT KIND OF RHYME DON'T ALWAYS GO TOGETHER,
nOW HOLD ON, tHAT KIND OF, kICKS ASS,
i THOUGHT SO TOO, mS, mE,
i TH1NK, eITHER YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT, aGAIN OR MAYBE, i SHOULD TAKE UP, tHE MANTLE OF, tAVROS nITROUS,
yOU CAN HAVE IT! i HAVE TO BUILD MY BRAND IDENTITY AS fLEDGING mINOTAUR,
oFFICIALLY REACHING OUT TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS (AND ANYONE ELSE WHO SEES THIS): REMEMBER TO DRINK YOUR MILK AND NEVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU YOUR ANCESTRAL TITLE IS TOO BIG FOR YOU TO GROW INTO! yOU ARE ALL VERY CAPABLE OF GREATNESS! aS pITH-eXTRACTOR OF THE sPIRIT, IT'S MY JOB TO MAKE YOU SEE YOU FOR YOU AND NOT FOR THE TREES,
tO ANYONE WHO IS STILL FEELING SMALL OR UMBRAL RIGHT NOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO STAY THAT WAY FOREVER! jUST FOCUS ON YOUR LEGS (OR YOUR WINGS) AND TAKE THAT FIRST STEP, oR FLAP, iF i CAN DO IT, YOU CAN DO IT TOO, OKAY?
hEY! sO THIS IS THE WEBSITE EVERYONE'S ON? iT SEEMS KIND OF WEIRD TO,,, MINGLE(?),,, WITH SOME OF YOU, uHM, tHANKS FOR READING,
8 8UH..8O..8OO8.S... YYALLL SEEIN THIS ?? ?? ?? ??
wHAT? oH! mY PROFILE PICTURE! iT'S MORE TO POINT OUT MY SYMBOL, i'LL CROP IT BETTER,
tHANKS A TON, I THINK,
nooo... don't change it...ur so sexy ahaha
}:) yOU THINK SO?
yes it is a very good picture. 10/10 no notes