The Fledging Minotaur
@adieuToreador
,,,JUST A GUY WHO FINALLY PROVED EVERYONE WRONG,,, NOW i HAVE REAL WINGS AND i WON THE GAME! PROUD FLEDGLING MINOTAUR, MASTER OF FLIGHT, AND BEST FRIEND TO ALL BEASTS. NO BULLYING ALLOWED ON MY PAGE,
tHE ONLY BADGE i NEED IS THE BADGE OF HONOR FOR HELPING THOSE LESS CONFIDENT, }:)
hEY,,, iS THIS REALLY WHAT HUMANS THINK TROLLS LOOK LIKE? i WAS LOOKING FOR SOME ARTISTIC INSPIRATION FOR MY UP AND COMING MOTIVATIONAL TOUR, wHEN i LOOKED UP "SMILING TROLL FACE" THIS POPPED UP, dO BETTER, HUMANS, hE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE HORNS, #nsfw HTTPS://CDN,IMGCHEST,COM/FILES/7601CB106238,PNG
(( the giant trollface set off my fight or flight and i had to double back to the actual post content ready to fight crime ))
yEAH, tHIS ONE IS, pRETTY MESSED UP, i'VE SEEN HATE GROUPS, oN eARTH-C, uSING THIS DESIGN, }:(
i DIDN'T REALIZE HUMANS DID KISMESIS POLYQUADS, yOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY NIGHT,
[~~ $ Baby~ $ ~~] no yeah; i've $een thi$ doll, and apparently human$ have different veri$on$ of troll$, than JU$T u$.
oH, bUDDY, nOT UHH,,, yOU KNOW WHAT, nEVER MIND, iT IS FOR THE BEST,
WHAT KIND OF PATHETIC GROVELING WORMS. DO YOU EXPECT TO BE MOTIVATIONAL TOURING TO. I AM STRUGGLING TO IMAGINE ANY LIVING CREATURE BENEATH YOU.
GOMEN. I JUST SAW. IT SAYS 「NO BULLYING」ON YOUR PAGE. #NICEMAID. FORTUNATELY. I FOUND THIS POST ON THE TIMELINE. #LOOPHOLE?
Okay so humans refer to a lot of different things as "trolls", just like how we refer to anything person-shaped as "humanoid". We have mythical creatures also called trolls, and then there is the act of "trolling" others on the internet, which involves just generally being mean to others to get a reaction. This face is called a "troll face" because it's supposed to be an exaggerated depiction of the expression people would pull after successfully getting the reaction they wanted from someone they were "trolling". I hope that explaination is helpful! A lot of our words are used for a lot of different things at once and it can get confusing.
nO CROWN ON MY HEAD, NO BLOOD ON THE THRONE, JUST A BOY WHO GOT TIRED OF BEGGING FOR BONE, i BUILT MINE BACK FROM THE SPLINTERS AND SCARS, fLEDGING mINOTAUR, i KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, i DON’T CHARGE BLIND, i CHOOSE MY LINE, hORNS TO THE HEAVENS, HOOVES IN TIME, tHEY BUILT THE MAZE, i MADE IT MINE, fLEDGING mINOTAUR, STILL i CLIMB, i DON’T NEED LUCK, i KNOW MY WORTH, i’VE EATEN DUST, i’VE TASTED EARTH, yOU WANT A MONSTER? fINE, gIVE BIRTH, #BARS #PREGNANCY #NSFW #IGUESS
wHOA,,, sO COOL,,,
hAHA, THANKS, i'VE BEEN PRACTICING MY BARS, i THOUGHT tAVROSnITRAMvevo WOULD BE DOING BETTER,,,
i CHOSE mINOTAUR AS MY TITLE BECAUSE WHEN vRISKA SAYS mIN8AUR IT ISN'T 8 LETTERS ANYMORE,
cROCKERcORP HAS REACHED OUT TO ASK ME TO TALK ABOUT THEIR AMAZING NEW PRODUCT, nAAN fUDGIBLE tOPPINGS, tHESE CRISPY LITTLE NAAN BREAD TREATS ARE COATED IN "yUMMILICIOUS™" fUDGE™ AND SMALL ENOUGH TO EAT AS A TREAT OR PUT ON YOUR FAVORITE PASTRIES, tHIS MESSAGE WAS PARTNERED WITH cROCKERcORP AND APPROVED BY cROCKERcORP aDVERTISING: @GUTSYgUMSHOE
nOPE, i AM JUST HELPING OUT A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND WITH HER SMALL BUSINESS!
sTOP #YEARNING AND START #EARNING WITH TODAY'S SPONSOR, eARNIFIGHT, eVERY TIME YOU STRIFE, YOU GET 2% SLASH BACK ON ALL PURCHASES,
what if i yearn for who i fight with?
gOOD AFTERNOON, IF YOU ARE IN eVIL sTANDARD tIME,
🔥 tHAT'S FOR YOU, a GUIDING FLAME IN DARKNESS AND TO NAVIGATE YOUR,,, UHM, dARK, iNSIDES, lIKE, tHE EMOTIONAL ONES,
So you want me to swallow it?
tHERE WAS A TIME IN MY LIFE WHEN i WAS TRYING TO REBRAND MY IDENTITY DUE TO HAVING A CRISIS IN IDENTITY, i TRIED GOING BY tAVROS nITROUS,,, tHAT TAUGHT ME THAT THINGS THAT KIND OF RHYME DON'T ALWAYS GO TOGETHER,
nOW HOLD ON, tHAT KIND OF, kICKS ASS,
i TH1NK, eITHER YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT, aGAIN OR MAYBE, i SHOULD TAKE UP, tHE MANTLE OF, tAVROS nITROUS,
yOU CAN HAVE IT! i HAVE TO BUILD MY BRAND IDENTITY AS fLEDGING mINOTAUR,
oFFICIALLY REACHING OUT TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS (AND ANYONE ELSE WHO SEES THIS): REMEMBER TO DRINK YOUR MILK AND NEVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU YOUR ANCESTRAL TITLE IS TOO BIG FOR YOU TO GROW INTO! yOU ARE ALL VERY CAPABLE OF GREATNESS! aS pITH-eXTRACTOR OF THE sPIRIT, IT'S MY JOB TO MAKE YOU SEE YOU FOR YOU AND NOT FOR THE TREES,
tO ANYONE WHO IS STILL FEELING SMALL OR UMBRAL RIGHT NOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO STAY THAT WAY FOREVER! jUST FOCUS ON YOUR LEGS (OR YOUR WINGS) AND TAKE THAT FIRST STEP, oR FLAP, iF i CAN DO IT, YOU CAN DO IT TOO, OKAY?
hEY! sO THIS IS THE WEBSITE EVERYONE'S ON? iT SEEMS KIND OF WEIRD TO,,, MINGLE(?),,, WITH SOME OF YOU, uHM, tHANKS FOR READING,
8 8UH..8O..8OO8.S... YYALLL SEEIN THIS ?? ?? ?? ??
wHAT? oH! mY PROFILE PICTURE! iT'S MORE TO POINT OUT MY SYMBOL, i'LL CROP IT BETTER,
nooo... don't change it...ur so sexy ahaha
yes it is a very good picture. 10/10 no notes