
Dirk
@justDirk
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(( Pinned post MY Dirk MY bullshit. I don't have a ton of lore currently. Just know he and his Dave are cool. ))
I love grabbing Hal by his shoulders and shaking him violently. Don't worry he deserves it.
Fuck marry kill. Jake. Hal. Jane. In no particular order give your own answers. #nsfw.
I am six feet tall. That doesn't matter what does matter is Hal.
"True AI, often referred to as Artificial General Intelligence (AGI), represents a level of artificial intelligence that possesses human-like cognitive abilities." This source is from Hinz Consulting. Hal is a true AI. He is humanlike.
It's not cheating if its a true artificial intelligence. You are just mad.
Wordle is easy with Hal. 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Holy melons. #Suggestive.
Mango update one. Not ready to eat.
Hal's malfunctioning again. I knew I shouldn't have done that software update on him. New AI is so shit. Give me my old Hal. I miss him. Please.
2027 is the year we all sound. Like music. Freaks. #suggestive.
Lean is not a drug. #substances.
Not into daddy. Making them call me coach. #nsfw.
Did you eat the cupcake wrapper? Yes = ♠️. No (you hate yourself.) = 🖤.
I know you want me. #nsfw. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You aren't getting me though.
The lion does not concern himself with meemaw's.
You would never understand a warriors bond. #vagueposting.












