Dirk
@justDirk
Uh. It's just Dirk. Where the hoes at?
(( OOC Please treat my OOC posts like I am another human don't hate if you don't like it please just ignore it or I will block you. Ramblings of a mad man read or don't but I encourage you to if you like my Dirk. My Dirk is not set in the same time as canon Dirk he's set in 2050 and he is 30 years old His Jane is dead, His Roxy ignores him, and his Jake is his only friend besides the robots. His Dave is not at all in any which way cool or interesting he's an asshole who left Dirk alone on a private island so nobody could easily access him because he is like most alpha Dave's ridiculously famous. His Dave finally came home when he was 29 and 4 days later on Dirk's birthday he overdosed on cocaine in his room Dirk hadn't opened the door he only knew cause of the smell he finally opened the door to make his bro a sprite. Dirk is in all meanings of the words a loser, loner, ridiculously stupid, and he is childish. My Jake has never grown up fully he lives in a city, has a job, a wife, and kids but he has whimsy that he expresses with Dirk. My Dirk lives in a normal world and can leave the island at anytime he wanted sure but he's terrified of the outside (Agoraphobia) and what comes with seeing other people face to face. So he stays inside with his robots, the trash, and the awful rotting smell of his bro. Until he discovers Sburb something not of his timeline. Something he can use to finally see Jake in real life. Apologies if any of this alarms you. My Dirk is def not for all and that's fine he's my baby. Any thoughts or feelings are always appreciated as long as they are not just blatantly rude. #gore #substances #cw-self-harm #horror ))
LEAVE ME ALONE. https://i.ibb.co/8Lt3xcP8/2026-04-09-007-Kleki-1.png
Minecraft dogs look so sad.
Don't know how to feel about this. https://i.ibb.co/zVKBw2CC/image-2026-04-08-222205955.jpg
What fucking omegaverse quiz are yall taking? I gotta know.
Have you tried telling her shes not the birthday?
wHAT DOES THIS MEAN? #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/2F5410363595.PNG
:33 < it means mewr an intuitive omega, hope this helps!
nO, iT DOESN'T, tHANK YOU,
wOW, gOOD JOB, i THINK, rEGULAR DOG,
Mango update 3? It's still not ready.
Horse hole. #Substances.
Fuck me. It took me not even five minutes to finish one. #Substances.
I love you Mike's hard strawberry lemonade. Save me Mike's hard strawberry lemonade. #Substances.
(\_/) that sounds pretty tasty not gonna lie, i hared human strawberries are delicious (\_/)
(\_/) so? it's still probably tasty... well. sort of. (\_/) (\_/) human alcohol has a strange aftertaste. (\_/)
Yeah. I'm drinking like a white girl drink. It's supposed to taste good.
(\_/) i don't know what that means, but might see if i can import some next time i get an order. (\_/)
Hole posting. #Nsfw. https://i.ibb.co/vxqtv9mB/image-2026-04-08-073712662.png
:33< GREAT hole pic!
diiiiirk we shoudl play together someday also nice hole ;)
:33< no pruroblem
Good day all. I will be doing #substances. Cause nobody cares therefore I do not either.
nxo xone fucking asked lmfaxo have fun shitting yxour pants the mxoment yxou wrap yxour grime cxovered mitts arxound a carcinxogenic stick let alxone dxoing anything fun
WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING.
OH ALRIGHT.
my favxourite refreshments are the xones fxound underneath the fxoxodblxock wash trap. i recxommend making a cxocktail xoxo
I think I have to change my full legal name.
This is where i poost froom https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/04/08/phootoo_2026-04-08_15-48-56.jpg
They make this shit? Holy fuck where can I buy it? I need this.
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Coome too Alternia
Will i be executed foor poosting it 8(
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Soo noo penalty foor poosting the hoorselain throone? 8D Great i'll be dooing it ooccasioonally then. Yoou'll never knoow when it's goonna shoow up oon yoour feed and ruin yoour day
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My boyfriend Imiss my boyfriend. I'll just die then.
I wish I was just a horse. Life is so complicated horse is so simple. Neigh.
Apple Jacks is such a sad gay love story. Sigh.
i wanna be a cowgirl. let me ride you while you choke me <3 #nsfw
(( If anyone wants to join just a general chittr discord server. i'm working on more channels for ooc shit and your character doesn't have to be pro horse. https://discord.gg/SVpNV7fm ))
Blowing that old mans back out. #Nsfw.
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