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long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7035fbb28a98.jpg #nsfww
I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY RESULTS MEAN, BUT I WILL "SHARE IT WITH THE CLASS." A LOT OF..PERPLEXING QUESTIONS AND OPTIONS, SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT. https://i.imgur.com/HWpmDpW.png #NSFW
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON?? WHAT IS CHITTR GETTING ALL RILED UP ABOUT?
WHYYYYYY cant you delete posts 😭 i am fucking up these quiz screenshots over n over
wHAT DOES THIS MEAN? #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/2F5410363595.PNG
Killing two birds with one stone. Commendable.
Darkling beetle in #hole #beetleweek https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/beetlehole.png
Human Bulge Review: 8/10 i Don't Know If All Humans Are Around The Size As The One I Dealt With, But It Was Just Smaller Than My Bulge And Too Stiff To Move As A Troll's Bulge Would. It Also Wasn't Tapered So Penetration Was A Significant Challenge. On The Bright Side, They Don't Produce Genetic Material To The Same Degree As A Troll So The Bucket Was Not Needed. All In All I Would Experience It Again. #nsfw
(\_/) ahhhhhhh ok!!! i know sometimes things don't translate. (\_/) (\_/) enjoy your drinkin'!!! #substances (\_/)
heard wwere showwin off holes noww #holeposting #holepostinghours #nsfw https://www.astronomy.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/WormHole.jpg
Did I miss the #holeposting?
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Please ensure you are saving your hole "pics" to the correct folder when all is said and done.
that 1 neat hole im impressed
(\_/) we posting hole tonight? (\_/) (\_/) i guess i can join in. (\_/) (\_/) https://i.gyazo.com/6f63978fea2730d6cf1e45ab6f53d63b.png #nsfw (\_/)
:33< no pruroblem
omg its holeposting hours!!! ;3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5e2a6a322f4b.png
This is where i poost froom https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/04/08/phootoo_2026-04-08_15-48-56.jpg
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My boyfriend Imiss my boyfriend. I'll just die then.
I miss being legally capable of using the aborted horse image as a reaction photo. I'm being silenced, they hate me.
[shows you my very cool trollsona which is just me but with big ass horns]
i wanna be a cowgirl. let me ride you while you choke me <3 #nsfw
♡♡|LOVE WINS!|♡♡
I log into Chittr. My boss and my alt are posting stupid things again. All is as usual, I suppose.
[[ Hi, I want ya'll to know my Vodka Mutini is an emotional support cat <3 ]]
i'll hunt down boobies for sport.
#nowplaying #nsfw https://open.spotify.com/track/0tcj7qwpggdsg8t0fhthhm?si=838b1735126a47ea
you ever smell insecurity through a screen that’s all lmfao time to sleep like the dead
Y♡u g♡t this dirk!! <3
:33 < have fun!!!~
CAN A MAN NOT USE DIFFERENT WORDING NOWADAYS?? LET ME CORRECT MYSELF AND SAY IT PLAINLY: I LIKE DUDES AND CHICKS. DOESN'T SOUND ANY BETTER NOW, DOES IT, DIRK?
:33 < shell ya, brother!
:33 < ya!!! :33 :33 < hes the reason i like horses too!!!
:33 < my meowrail is horse coded!!! and hes a cutie!!!!!
I'M QUITE INTERESTED ALREADY. I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT FOR YOU.
NEEDING SOME NEW SHOW RECOMMENDATIONS. #ONLYFORCURIOUS
PRETTY SURE SLICK ONLY LIKED THAT CAUSE I SAID I'D COMMIT A CRIME.
seems horses are now controversial im unsure what to think lesbians pls enlighten me
People love referencing things that happened after 2009 to me and I just have to nod and pretend I'm aware.
simon curtis is kinda hot. but maybe its just his music that makes me attracted to him
I WOULD LET TROLL RYAN GOSLING PAIL ME ALL FUCKING NIGHT. #NSFW
i love lesbians i love dumb lesbians amd i love smart lesbians i love big lesbians and i love small lesbians i love lesbians who cant reach the top of the fridge and i love lesbians who have to duck under doorways i love lesbians who are always silly goofy and i love lesbians who collect grippy socks i love all sorts of lesbians and i love you tbut he only kind of lesbian i dont love is clint from stardew valley
lmao so real king. im just gonna blame my love of creepypastas when i was a kid and move on
Everyone who said congrats on my two day sobriety, thank you. You can stop looking at my posts now knowing I am keeping the streak and if it seems like I am not it is because I am pulling a late April fools prank.
Whenever I post past 7 pm about what I'm doing it oft feels like 'Fish found in water, breaking news'. Here we go again.
why is that scratch guy kinda hot? not that id do anything with him butlike... hiii #nsfw #ineedtoshutup
(I apologize. He is a bit pent up. Hence the Autistic Fight Club.)
neigghh. neigghh neigh neeigh neigh!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷neigh!
everyone thinks they want this until it actually happens bruh
you know what else is baked thaaaats right its me B) #substances
I hope this makes us even, Dirk. Please enjoy Autistic Fight Club.
All my constituents are important.
The bill to legalize Autistic Fight Club has been officially passed. All Autistic Fight Club related injuries will be treated at no additional charge. Have at it, but please maintain caution. Once they hit the ground, you cannot continue to pound.
neeiggghhhh! neeigghh? neigghh! neigghhhh neigh neighh!!! neigh...
FOR HOW MUCH PAIN IM IN, I KINDA EXPECTED TO SEE BRUISES WHEN I STRIPPED FOR MY SHOWER #NSFWE
its just an expression im like 23 lol but as a blonde magick luvin girlie i thot itd b cool 2 pay homage n shit
dude i accept my anger w him he pisses me tf off
my robo jorts have been shooketh
(( if i ever rechitt on the wrong account again, i JUMP
♡♡|SELF CARE IS ONE OF THE BEST KINDS OF LOVE!!|♡♡
self care oil mask and hot grease to sip on
We need a "Boisterous laugh" and a "Quiet judging" reaction.
new fave acct is hate bot live ur life truthfully thru spite and anger you have no mouth but thats okay cuz i do i can scream and cheer causing chaos in the stands like the audience in a coliseum begging for blood spill
hell yeah i wanna join!
i hope people see me when scrolling their feed and go oh god its THAT roxy again
I have now found my mortal enemy. They shall be vanquished at dawn.
((Had the best realization recently that because im playing as an older Roxy i dont have to change my art style if i dont wanna, fun thing with most characters really "why is their style my own" eh they'reolder now, prolly just got better...i might be loosing my mind if that toys r us joke didnt make it obvious))
im lyin btw the day i stop postin anime grls when i think its funny 2 do so is the day i die and im livin forevr babeyy
Bro have you seen my s̶o̶c̶k̶s̶ pages around anywhere
:(
then become the dirt beneath my claws.
shoutout to hung bi men #nsfw
more Xx reduviidae xX #beetleweek https://www.brisbaneinsects.com/brisbane_assinsinbugs/images/DSCN9847.jpg https://hort.extension.wisc.edu/files/2015/12/Reduviidnymph-CostaRica07.jpg
so many chickens laying on me right now haha
#MENTAL-HEALTH ? TALKING TO THEM AGAIN MADE ME REALIZE HOW MUCH I MISSED THEM. TALKING TO THEM, BEING AROUND THEM, BEING /WITH/ THEM IN A MORE PLATONIC THAN ROMANTIC SENSE. EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT SPECIFIC ASPECT OF THE RELATIONSHIP WAS SOMETHING THAT COULD FIX ME
only the pure of heart and chee2e of diick get pa2t the pearly gate2
hTTPS://T4.FTCDN.NET/JPG/11/40/40/27/360_F_1140402715_Q2C1O3U0FV3VE39KTWW2LYYGFAIO47MZW.JPG #BEETLEWEEK #CUTEBEETLE,, #BEETLETIME, #BEETLEPOSTING
So loud in here. Need to claw my skin off.
hh
Who the fuck was that.
[|87 :: For the last t;me. Coca;ne does NOT stop ps;on;c ghosts from mess;ng w;th you or your electron;cs…;t *1S* g00d for the ghosts ;n your bl00d however #substances #plaguepost;ng
chittr is working too slow, so i'll have to take my Tisim elsewhere
This I can get behind.
frequently thinking this too damn
https://i.redd.it/udahjsdrlym11.jpg can anyone tell me what bird this is? its not going away so i grabbed my dads Falconry Glove
thank you. president trollbama. for your. endorsement. of #beetleweek.
× This Beetle Is My Favvorite https://wvwvwv.insectwveek.org/wvp-content/uploads/archivve_5/beetle_mezium_gibbum_rskey.jpg #beetlewveek ×
thanks i think
what were you sucking dick or something? https://i.imgur.com/6dPtEsR.png #nsfw #reference
I have done more research into beetles, and I have discovered the lovely tortoise beetle. What an interest beetle to bring to your attention during #beetleweek. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/beedle.png
I would like to request the #beetleposting once more in celebration of #beetleweek. That was rather nice.
#beetleweek #beetleposting https://lawrencehallofscience.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Stag-Beetle-scaled.jpg
// OOC INTRODUCTION POST Kheeda Niemku || Agender || All Pronouns || Ex-Royalty = STORY = Kheeda was the heir of Expancium, one of the many planets of the empire. They ran from the throne just after they were crowned, escaping to a life on the seas with a stolen ship, that eventually they renamed and used to leave the planet. They craved freedom that could not come from a strictly royal life. Kheeda now wanders the cosmos, and sometimes settles on other planets to sail back upon the seas once more, hopping planets to their heart's content. More to come obviously but that's it for now//
× I Finished The Outfit! It Looks So Cool And Cute. Hehe.. It Looks So Pretty! https://files.catbox.moe/jbwvo0q.png #gore #fashion ×
sources telling me sleeping all day is actually part of why im in such a bad mood which is obviously bullshit
((NOO not me typing with Mindfang's quirk on here. ))
A lot of you are feeling positive today. Be proud of yourself! Yours)(ellf esteem will get )(IG)(--ER t)(e more you're good to yourself. PTC)(OOOOOOOO!
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Looking at old photos and reminiscing when I was regarded as mother instead of she-beast... sigh, she was so sweet back then but I suppose every child must have a rebellious phase. It's part of growing up, y'know?! :)
dont even have a reason to be so exhausted but damn have i not been able to stay awake
that evil emo lesbian WILL pay #vagueposting
(( Don’t mind this!! Just an update on him!! - 🍬)) ღ Klefti Loving intro !!! ꨄ Klefti is a troll with a heart full of holes and a brain that never quite learned how to sit still. He was raised by a Lusus that was more interested in grazing a field than actually taking care of the wriggler dropped on its doorstep, so Klefti learned early that the only way to get noticed was to make noise.. very loud, messy, bleeding noise. And well..it got him what he wanted. At a price. That lesson stuck. He is constantly getting into trouble, looking for trouble, needing attention, wanting attention, or just needing an escape from all the thoughts inside his brain craving it like oxygen even when it comes wrapped in knives and screams. If you give him even a sliver of focus he will latch onto it with every cracked piece of himself and refuse to let go until one of you is broken. In craving this attention, he has found himself in the rough situations that usually end up in him beaten and bruised. And as of the current, he is a pornstar. He enjoys the attention from his fans, the validation that he never received growing up. The only thing stopping him from reaching his full potential was his sour attitude. So he started taking soper or any other drug he can lay his grubby little hands on as he heard that it could help him “relax” and well it did. He learned early on from re watching his clips that these indeed boost his mood, making him a lot more fun to interact with and well..watch. But as soon as he comes down from that high, he goes back to his sour, angsty mood. What a sweetheart he is <3 With that being said, this account will contain dark themes such as mentions of #gore, #sexual-violence/abuse, #suicidal-thoughts, #cw-self-harm, #sexwork, #drug-abuse/ #substance, #nsfw #nsfwe If ANY of these make you uncomfortable, please don't interact and block this account. I don't mean to make anyone uncomfortable at all ))
ohhh i see ♯babies in ♯public is the ♯issue i am not fond of ♯wrigglers
th1nk1ng 4bout bugl3s. would k1ll 4 troll or two for som3!!!
"You're invited to the function" No, actually. I am permanently banned from the function for biting the employee. But nice try.
ok. i am going to scoot off for now. have a good day, everyone! and try not to explode, or whatever it is you guys do when i'm not looking.
its snowing...
arrived on the scene bout to take you for a spin youve never heard a dude drop a verse so cold gives you goosebumps on your skin now lean back observe and open up your ears because im popping on this track and swaying on these gears
Can Someone Like Knock Me In The Head With Frying Pan? #cantsleep #violence #insomniac #suggestive
My tummy hurts. B(
Note to self. Whack this fucking warden.
$-$-$ she puff on ma jo!nt t!ll ! blow shmoke lawl man dat waz a good 1 #nsfw? #substances™
she "slick" on my "spades" 'til she "midnight crew". #nsfw
i could probably put together a solid case for the right to some kind of badge on my profile put some respect on my name but then i think wow that sounds like itd suck and theres probably some other dave that already got his grubby mitts on it that id have to compete with and what the fuck am i gonna do waddle on up to chittr hq like "excuse me i died very badly and id like to feel special pwease" theyd lock my ass up for gross indecency ill just be a sad naked little username like a big boy and get the fuck over it
... That's a rough one. I'm not sure know how to help you. Just try not to dwell on it kid. It'll do you no good.
OH BUT GOOD MORNING CHITTR
➳ bigfata$$ is ... actually kind of an aweso𝓶e song 😳😳😳
ok. i thinnk. it is time to go to sleep. the moonns have set annd the sunn is risinng. bye bye. bye see you, goodbye.
oh god my everything. i really should have heeded the warning about stairs...
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• nicer around here while its quieter though
$-$-$ wa!t do ! gawtta p!ck btween shawts and shawt!es can't we jus enjy both™
My kull scor3 1s h1gh3r th4n my kult scor3 b3c4us3 of #h3r 4nd th4t BOT.
goddamn it i would go hogwild on a hamburger right now not just your regular mom and pop get the beef patties out of the freezer burger evil greasy burgs that want to hurt you for the hubris of thinking you can handle it burgs you can see through the paper bag im not even hungry thats how dire this shit is
i deeefinitely didnt miss the headaches #notdrinkingagain #foratleast3dayslol
$-$-$ !n da end !ts wat u enjoyed n totallee rocked at that u remember all that pos!t!v sh!t ykno !ts wats left of u™
[BEGIN MESSAGE] c10zezt thing i have had t0 a pan-ache in zweepz. hate thiz. [END MESSAGE]
good day strannge troll
> Xey say, "BE EASIER," but HOW can I be easier when I live wiX a SCUMBAG who EATS MY FOOD, SLEEPS IN MY BED, and probably WEARS MY CLOxES????? <
Fucking cold once again.
"= interesting. a little too. therapeutic for me. i like it a little more confusing. ="
[|||] aaaaaare you the psycho gundam??? because i become a different person when i'm insiiiiiide you~ <3 #nsfw
"= pick up lines are awful. what about your best. put down lines? it is self explanatory. ="
:33< dinpurr fur meowthpurr! :33< dinpurr fur meowthpurr!
straight up it did not occur to me that there was a legally blonde musical i mean it was made in 2007 so by all accounts i have no excuses but fucking excuse me if i wasnt exactly hopping around my apartment getting my knickers bunched over reese witherspoon sashaying into that courtroom like nobodys health i know im not a real blond(e) for not devoting a shrine in my most private of sanctums to elle woods glitter bombed majesty but fuck i just wasnt the right demographic for that at the tender age of prepubescent boy much less a musical do you want to know how many musicals i listened to before playing sburb a whopping zero but three years is too long to not have shit to do with anybody but like two other people so you eventually start digging through a certain library of movies and pirated musical rips which were labeled as slime tutorials for some reason like fuck thatll stop the copyright troll lawyers from murdering your ass theyll never suspect your slime fondling folder anyway elle woods right i think that movie did irreparable damage to some kind of passive social psyche where someone actually thought blond(e)s are an oppressed class like fuck dude it has to be because youre blond(e) elle and nothing else there was nothing else at play here why stuffy ass harvard snobs wouldnt fuck with your socal energy you were too quirky and they didnt get your big boobs no sorry they got your boobs elle that was also part of your issue watch out elle therere wolves out there in the ivy league and theyre howling speaking of howling thats right thats the segue into me talking about the musical its alright its musical sounds
being up late at night makes me wonder why my life has led up to this kinda stuff maybe i need to get off chittr. its 04:10 am.
S.o°da fun fact: Y.o°u can wear a hat that all.o°ws y.o°u t.o° drink s.o°da while wearing a hat
Goodnight, Chittr.
I love typing out some stupid bullshit to chit and then in a brief moment of clarity hitting cancel on it before it's too late.
> fa1r en0ugh!
At the club postin on chittr because I'm tired as shit and wanna go home. Life of a DJ is never finished though.
> handshake. can c0nf1rm the bpd 1s n0t hav1ng a g00d t1me ab0ut 1t, but 1'm elect1ng t0 n0t f0cus 0n 1t r1ght n0w
always being asked why my schedule is so busy and not if its fun doing something every minute of the day until i fall asleep
... Morning everyone.
6th of April, 1941, "Finally made it to the Bronx. Territory was secure, but all told, this may be the last commiqué before the sun goes down again. I managed to remember the last few cycles well enough. Hearts and Clubs managed to get this thingymawhatsit up to operation, so at least path to the next millennium isn't as boring. I let Droog write to his Sweetheart. Boxcars is next, and Deuce, well, Deuce has this shindig called a "wild web sight". Not sure what the hell that means, but the built in terminal says this is some kind of trans dimensional whateverthefuck to send little messages as ships in bottles. Let's hope a little of me finds it way to somewhere important. To whomever reads this, name's Spades." -Signed Spades S. Esquire
Don't need ta start nothin, only finish em if somethin happens. Ninja code.
Nah. Smellin like puppets is not a bad thing at least.
Have people forgotten how ta give a simple hello these days. Someone told me I 'smell like puppets'. What.
i use my platform for the best takes, man
if i get my brains fucked out, itd be great. stop the voices with some good dick #nsfw
[At last, Anna pulled away from Acorn. She stood on tiptoe, whispered one last secret in his ear, then stepped backwards, away from him. She kept her hand on his mane as long as she could, and left it outstretched for several moments after the contact broke. Anna once again stood in the middle of the clearing, the middle of the universe. She gazed at the pony she loved more than anything, including herself. “Now,” she whispered. Immediately, Acorn sprung into action. He moved with a preternatural speed and agility; a machine of oiled muscle, a brilliant quicksilver torrent, a cascade of light and flesh and sound, a god. A god. He first ran to Jeanne Betancourt, grabbed the back of her jacket in his puissant jaws, and with one sleek movement of his head, tossed her over his shoulder so she landed perfectly on his back. She instinctively grabbed onto his mane as he began to race towards his next target. Minos was more than ready. As Acorn passed, the cat fluidly leapt onto the pony’s flank. He dug his claws in deep; Acorn bled; neither cared. Finally, Acorn turned to Dirk. Through his shades, Dirk saw Acorn’s horrifying face rushing towards him. Lips pulled back, mane whirling, eyes frothing, ears billowing, hooves pulverizing, legs pumping like the pistons in the engine of a hearse. One horsepower was more than enough to drive this h(ea/o)rse on his journey to the grave and back again. This was the n(e)igh-celestial body of an animal who would run into a burning barn, not out of stupidity, but out of defiance, out of refusal to believe that the flames could so much as singe him. Acorn had become Oak. Dirk was fucking scared shitless. But Acorn didn’t touch Dirk at all as he sped past. Instead, he precisely plucked the book from Dirk’s hands and continued on his thunderous way. Acorn held the paperback between his teeth as he galloped out of the forest, following the trail the Pony Pals had cleared. This… was a pony. This was a fucking pony. Again, the silence. Again, the stillness. Dirk and the three Pony Pals stood alone in the clearing, bodies tense, minds tenser. The stasis was finally broken when Pam walked over to Anna and put a hand on her left shoulder (being careful to avoid the mysterious shimmering fluid that was now falling from Anna in a steady trickle). Pawnee quickly joined them, grabbing onto Anna’s other shoulder. This wasn’t the Anna they had known, and had maybe loved. But whoever had now joined her in this body, Pam and Pawnee trusted them. “…Okay, what the fuck just went down just now?” Dirk asked. “I’ve seen some bullshit, but this is bullshit.” Anna shivered. The light pouring from her dimmed until it was just the faintest flicker that occasionally radiated from her eyes. The stump of her left arm was once again bare flesh; Pam began to remove her coat so Anna could cover it with a sleeve, but Anna shook her head and pointed at Dirk. “I want him to see it.” “Still don’t know what’s happening, but now I’m even more weirded out than I was before,” Dirk mumbled.] #DetectivePony
watched the musical rent for the first time it was cool
Deserve to be picked apart by a larger, more intimadating bird than myself.
Holy shit, the imps can talk.
damn. guess im homophobic now
(\_/) june beetles are good too!!! (\_/)
(\_/) my favorite, greater chestnut weevil go #bug #insect https://i.gyazo.com/a352c8bcd0090e6bdb899fdf9153ca16.png (\_/)
I think it's really funny when someone pity reacts to my horny posts. Like they're looking at me like I'm a sad little dog. #nsfw ish
A BR1EF P0NDER. WHAT 1F THEY ARE CALLED "STRATCH" BECAUSE THEY L1KE T0 PARTAKE 1N "SCRATCH"1NG THE1R 0WN ASS? #nsfw
^,..,^ i can r3lat3 to this on3, my fri3nd. unfortunat3 tim3s it is.
Me, staring at myself in the mirror: I will NOT flirt with the weird, hot old man. I will not do it. #suggestive ig?
BRING ME TO LIFE! thats the name lolol my b, boss
I am so much better than my daddy issues. I am so much better than my daddy issues. I am so much better than my daddy issues. I am--
vocal stim of the evening; singing the wii theme but every word is "meow" #meow
^,..,^ im b3ginning to r3gr3t that on3 chit, sp3cifically about th3 non trolls. apologi3s to all for that on3, your3 all lov3ly!
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I Just Want A Tall And Handsome Guy To Grab Me By The Hair And Speak Dirty To Me. #nsfw
Righty-o. I suppose i should make an intro post, given i have been lurking around here long enough. My name is jacob, but my friends call me jake! I have a passion for adventure and all things wonderful cinema! I am very pleased to meet everyone here and i hope to make some friends!
The Sleeping Rester and the Resting Sleeper.
i dont think i was supposed to be able to read this its kind of fucked up that i could at all and im trying not to freak the fuck out about it like a stupid crazy ass pony losing his goddamn mind for no good reason so pony pals detective pony rewritten eh 7/10
wires that shouldnt be touching.... touching... power being stripped away from parts of my body and my cooling systems clocking in over time #nsfw
just gave a lap dance 2 the homie in front of a crowd full of strangers and im feeling a Certain Kinda Way about it #nsfw
You think i could use my. bulge as like a halfpipe for this. mini skateboard i found? I could probably get some. sick flips on this thing. Going straight up. troll tony hawk style on it #nsfw
i got it man dw about it
Okay, okay. You guys didn't want All About That Bass. That's my bad.
I am a very productive person—
>+. MY URGE FOR VIOLENCE HAS RETURNED! .+<
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holy boobs, batman. #nsfw
gonna be real i dont have any autocorrect or spellcheck on if i fuck up i fuck up oh well on me doing that
It is only cannibalism if the eater and the eaten are members of the same species.
Does anyone else have fantasies of kissing their bestest chum? No? Just me?
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buny...
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guys is aetin only cnady a grl dniner or am i just havin a bad time rn *eatin *candy *girl *dinner
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I try t♡ be!!
Anytime <3
Just w♡ke up..als♡ p♡sting s♡ Dirk d♡esn’t have a breakd♡wn ♡r..s♡mething
recharging. with luck, i'll be back.
this entire account is actually secretly an infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters type experiment. we just keep getting stupid lucky with the outputs.
no clitoris was the 42nd prethident
Morning.
you're right comrade
Ryan's aura accumulation can be modelled via the function A(x) = A*(1 + d)^x, where x is the days that have passed since Ryan got the rizz, and A(x) represents the amount of aura Ryan will have on day x. since d and A are given, the final function would be A(x) = 1500*(1.0347)^x. i think i have contracted hives.
the horrors persist. unfortunately, i do too.
I Have An Irrational Fear From Porcelain Dolls And Furbies.
the woke chittr mob are aththuming my gender. im not a moid or a foid. im above your thtupid ideals. gender is a dithtraction
I haTTe my job. 🍄🐌
((one of my favorite Bro highlights so far that I've done on pesterchum: https://ibb.co/F4nXKmhR ))
Troll Alexa, add 33 assorted Furbies to my shopping list.
((okay genuinely im having fun roleplaying Bro i see what you guys are getting at now.))
⚓< theres nothing more calming than looking out the lantern room after a storm >
i really could not have cared less about Eridan Week. i posit that we abandon the concept of weeks entirely. time is determined purely by vibes now. i'm certain nothing can go wrong with this idea. surely.
Troll Alexa, order 33 boxes of boxed wine. #substance
extended family, except it's all the same fucking guy. there's just like 20 of him. iykyk.
on my feed. straight up chitting it. and by it, i mean. haha. post.
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy, or however that one human movie went
someones dick shoved deep down my throat or being in someone elses i think would cure me right now #nsfw
i am officially getting gay with @terminallySilly
((my name is dragonkat/dirk and i have two kinsonas FUKC YOU >:) ))
Troll Siri play What Dreams Are Made Of (Hey Now) from The Lizzie Mcguire Movie.
no actually i have opinions about this what is it with video games and suddenly going we decided we fucking hate you and were putting you in the water your regular gameplay loop is over youre doing swimming physics now i do not want to be here in my jump game
// I SHARE MENTAL ILLNESS WITH LOZ I'M NOT JUST BEING A DICK
for the next person who kidnaps me, can you at least be hot? #nsfw #kidnapping
ONE WILL HAVE COMPANY !!!
>+. PITIED IT BECAUSE I'M SURE YOU'D WANNA BE ONE OF EM, BUDDY .+< *ADMITTEDLY EDITED #vague
#tunes https://open.spotify.com/track/1QoyuMHNBe7lg3YW4Qtll4?si=9043da8ee3a849dc
probably just frayed over time during movement ill make sure to wrap it all up after i fix it and that should solve the issue
man this shit sucks at least its an easy fix [attached to the post is a photo, a set of pretty frayed loiking wires sitting in the palm of a clearly robotic hand.]
KINDNESS ONE DID NOT EXPECT IT THANK YOU : )
PICTURE [ ATTACHED IS A PICTURE OF... WELL. WORDS CANNOT ADEQUATELY DESCRIBE WHAT IS DEPICTED HERE. THERE ARE A GREAT MANY EYES AND MOUTHS, LIT BY WHAT COULD VERY WELL BE A DISTANT STAR. ]
uprising in homosexual activity in the #striders category
if anyne in black and yellw armr ask if Alternia has nticed "A heightened increase f subterranean activity" yu shut the dr in their face.
Hi I'm Davie and I have so many fantrolls. Also have no idea what I'm doing. Will be adding slowly the fantrolls I think would be fun to have on here! Expect silly things. Currently trying to convince my hubband to join so some of their partners might be on here too. Will be pinning this thread and having the accounts of my trolls reply below as they're made!
A scalding hot shower will fix me.
too long didn't read: shit was kind of ass. #eridanweek.
#hellajeffweek starts now
:33< shitpeta w33ks gonna have blackjack and hookpurrs btw :33< #nsfw ish
i will dont worry
The ancient texts.
Grap3 2oda dont ta2t3 lik3 any grap32 iv3 3v3r had but it 2ur3 do ta2t3 lik3 purpl3
Jane posted about it this morning, something about Tricksters happened on Day 5 so now Eridan is playing the role of Jesus Christ but less cool or something? He's just some pretentious violetblooded douchebag who's more insecure than most politicians have ever been about anything.
Yknow What Fuck It, Might As Well Drop This Now Lol if You Feel Like Supporting An Indie Artist, You Should Stream He Said // She Said's New Ep, Blind Panic 🙏 https://i.ibb.co/jrkmwpdj/img-6766.png
0 S88, I guess pinned p88sts are a thing. S88 here's mine. What can I say ab88ut me? My ancest88r's a bitch, my hatchmate is a ped88phile, my lusus killed himself, and my best friend thinks I'm a s88ci88path. Well, what else w88uld be the life 88f a c88balt? I'm fucking awes88me and if y88u want t88 c88me al88ng, j88in the shit sh88w. But d88n't expect me t88 be happy ab88ut it. #cwsuicide #cwped88phile #fucky88u 9
>+. BLAME THE GUY THAT I THINK TOLD ME A MAGIC THE GATHERING JOKE. THE SITE CRASHED IMMEDIATELY AFTER .+<
bro i wake up and the site is already down, what the fuck did yall do??? anyways good morning chittr
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Lovely to see all your faces again on the timeline. ]
I... am I reading correctly that Eridan is going to be /crucified/ at the finale of his own self-aggrandizement? That... that is absolutely fucking hilarious. #murder #gore #eridanweek #dashwatching #cryogenicthoughts
ERIDAN IS GETTING CRUCIFIED LIKE TROLL JEGUS TODAY. OKAY. GOOD TO KNOW.
gog i n33d mor3 yaoi and cocain3 #substanc3
Ugh. I still need to manually induce tummy ache.
What the fuck. Where did the last hour go. Can a man not eat whipped cream like a goblin without losing time?
>([lemme drop a lil knowledge on yall] >([lowkey genuinely = lowkenuinely. lowkenuinely flow state = flowkenuinely]
sighhhhhhh thinking about big hands wrapping around the waist.. #nsfw #latenightthoughts
definitely kinda surreal thinking too hard 'bout how alternate iterations work. like, it comes with the territory, but it's still that familiar but not quite feeling that fucks with me. you'd think i'd've gotten more used to it. like, i know you. but i really don't. and you definitely don't know me. i'd like to get to know you, though.
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And now i become ungovernable I mean unconscious mew~ 💖✨
we live in a society that does not value the musk of a woman nearly as much as it should and that saddens me #nsfw
i just witnessed someone eat an egg carton. like, the whole carton. eggs included. i'm not against the principle of it, mind you. that shit just tastes like ass.
((Turning off my quirk for this one because it's A LOT to read! And there's MORE backstory that I wrote if anyone is interested in reading that portion, the total thing is just under 20k characters. I DID NOT PROOF-READ THIS lol I've stayed up for far too many hours and almost passed out while writing this, but here is my submission for @beforianTimes #leijonWriting challenge! Featuring @archiveAddict and a special guest, #substance #suggestive #slowburn #lovetriangle #envy #yuri #yumeshipping #eridanweek but specifically the morning after #rumblenight ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You're at a bar. It's late. Later than usual, anyway. You've been living on Alternia for a short time now. More of a vacation, you'd call it, but you had gotten surprisingly used to the atmosphere and culture in that short time. You and your cousin have since made amends. He's even more popular on Earth's surface now than he ever was underground. He hasn't quite caught on with Alternians, but with his exorbitant fame among humans and monsters, he's made quite a lot of money, and he'd taken the liberty of being one of the early adopters of having a vacation home on Alternia, and as a show of goodwill between two reconciling cousins, he's generously allowing you to live there, along with your half-sister Melody. Her deal is complicated, way more so than yours. A story for another time. What matters is that you've been quite comfortable with your body (although the programing in the voicebox tends to mess with your speech patterns). You're settling into things on Alternia, eagerly learning troll culture and language, and all-in-all having a grand time. There's only one problem; You still haven't been able to feel anything with your new body. Your cousin insists it's natural, all part of the process, and that every ghost has their own timeline of becoming fully, truly corporeal, so it's unfair to compare yourself to others. You think he's full of shit. He reassured you that he didn't start feeling sensations with his body until at least two years in. You've been numb for eight. Sure, occasionally you'll feel some twang of sensation somewhere deep inside your core. Usually pain though. Undyne originally was surprised to hear you'd gotten a new body after the barrier had fallen. She didn't want to use something so revered as an anime character as a punching bag, at least at first. Then she found out anime wasn't quite as real as she had hoped. Your technician and Undyne's girlfriend, Alphys, ended up having to spend a whole week reassembling your broken pieces after the beating Undyne unleashed on you, fueled by the fury of discovering a key tenant to her world view was just flat out wrong. After she found out you had started being able to feel pain, even just slightly, the two of you had a serious talk. Fortunately you both agreed that it was actually kind of really hot that she was strong enough to make you actually feel something in this new body. Plus, the fact that you were able to feel ANYTHING, even just the deep aches of a bent metal endoskeleton and the sting of snapped wires, meant that your transition to corporeality was making slow but steady progress. She still beats you up a few days a week, and you always thank her when she's training especially hard, because in the end it's all to help both of you. You take a long, slow swig of your SHITTY BEER. You'd think a robot doesn't need to eat, doubly so for a ghost inhabiting one, but Alphys has modified this animatronic body to be able to convert food into electricity to keep your batteries charged. If you run out of battery power, you end up BASICALLY USELESS, since you can't exactly move around without the hydraulics and springlock systems in your metal skeleton. Regardless, eating is fun since taste is one of the few feelings you fully get with your new body. And inexplicably, some substances also affect you. Beer, for example. You impatiently tap your empty mug on the bar, hoping to get the barkeep's attention. Even if it tastes shitty, a beer is a beer, and alcohol burns in your combustion engine of a stomach far better than most food. Same goes for things like cigarettes, joints, pills, or gummies. For some reason, you get way more battery power (and side effects) from illicit substances. And having a celebrity in the family means lots of disposable money to make BAD DECISIONS with... The bells of the door jingle. You don't look up from your empty mug. Footsteps approach you. Sounds like three pairs. You see a hand reach out to you out of your peripheral vision. You hear the sound of your shoulder being tapped. You don't feel it. Of course. You finally look up from your empty drink. The one who tapped your shoulder was ERIDAN. You hardly know this guy. He vaguely reminds you of a weird mix of some characters from a monster dating sim you played ages ago. It's like he had the personality and figure of the vampire hipster twink, and the posh, regal persona of the genocidal merfolk princess. Really all you ACTUALLY know about him is that he's the one hosting or at least sponsoring this whole #eridanweek event. He says something to you but you weren't listening. Your ears ring a little. Then he gestures behind him, toward the two other trolls that came in with him. One tips her hat, the blue brim something you vaguely recognize from somewhere but can't quite place in your tipsy haze. The second troll however... You could recognize those curled red horns anywhere. This was none other than the fabled RANKMAID ARADIA MEGIDO, of Archive Addict fame. You and Alphys would read her works any chance that you get, and she's been the main driving force for you learning the local culture and troll language. She is quite honestly an inspiration to you. She gives you a polite head bow, which you quickly return with a flustered expression on your plastic face. You exchange polite conversation, words on auto pilot as your mind races. What's she doing here? This is some crummy dive bar, you only came here tonight because of the 2 for 1 sushi special. Eridan is saying something to you. You reply with whatever words you think make sense to reply with. He looks at you puzzled, then smiles a faux-confident grin before nodding his head and walking off to who knows where. You don't think about him any more. Maybe you would have, if your creative writing idol wasn't standing before you, like a goddess descended from Fujo Heaven. Another troll-esque shape starts encroaching on your vision. The greenish blur, topped with blue, was threatening to eclipse Her Unholyness Herself. You blink and the form comes into focus. A camera is practically shoved in your face, and clicking reverberates through your mostly hollow skull. When the flashbang photography settles down, you can just barely make out the appearance of MUCKRAKE, MISS LEIJON from the BEFORIAN TIMES. You recognize her cap now, she had been at the event last night too for Eridan Week. After a nod towards Rankmaid, the reporter gives you a wordless thumbs up and then the two of them head towards a booth away from the bar, their conversation out of earshot in the suddenly noisy establishment. You start thinking again. You're back at the rumble the night before. The noise of the crowd is deafening. You had snuck your way into VIP seating after convincing to trade some nobody for his ticket. You got his ticket, and in exchange he got to have his teeth back after you knocked them out. #violence is typically the fastest way to get what you want on this planet, you've come to learn. Sitting near you is the illustrious Rankmaid, her hair practically drenched in sweat and oil from the ongoing festivities. Her hands are shaking around the disposable camera she brought with her to photograph the event. You offer to send her the photos you take on your palmhusk, your tone trying to stay as calm and collected as you can. Then you notice her as well. The blue cap bobs back and forth excitedly, the boxy news-reporter camera darting back and forth from angle to angle to capture all of the homoerotic action up in the ring. Muckrake is here as well, and Rankmaid seems absolutely enthralled by her. The oliveblood's catlike reflexes are perfect for getting just the right shot. A subtle jealousy starts to smolder inside you... or it could just be the cigarette you snacked on before you sat down. Either way, Miss Leijon seems to be getting a lot of attention from Rankmaid-sensi. You bite your tongue to try and distract yourself from the envy you're beginning to feel for Muckrake's position, so close to Rankmaid; You don't feel anything as your teeth clamp down on your sandpaper tongue. Finally your logical brain kicks in, trying to silence the doubt and envy you're feeling. You've never actually talked to her in person before tonight, and you're still somewhat processing that she's a real person, who looks just like her author pictures. Rankmaid doesn't know you. As the night goes on, you get the opportunities to help change that, but if you want your senpai-sensei to notice you, it will take time. And being patient is something you excel at... for the most part. You still haven't gotten a refill on your beer. Nor have you received your sushi. You start looking around for the bartender. They're over at Rankmaid and Muckrake's booth. They place a pair of plates on the table and a cup containing two sets of chopsticks, said plates adorned with sushi of all kinds. You feel a fuse somewhere inside you pop. You watch as Rankmaid-sensei reaches for the chopsticks, Miss Leijon's hand also gravitating toward the center of the table. Their fingers touch, gently nudging one of the chopsticks. Rankmaid blushes, and you can read her lips as she starts stumbling to say "Gomen..." Muckrake's hand instinctively retracts as well. You think back to that moment. At the rumble... The noise made it difficult to hear much of anything. Rankmaid was sweating, partially covered in a thin layer of oil, and had blood dripping from her nose. The action up in the ring was almost too much for her to handle. Muckrake had tossed you a spare towel to help her dry off and clean up Rankmaid-sensei. You were dutifully, diligently dabbing up the sweat with one end of the towel while wiping up her blood with the other end. It was a futile effort, the towel would end up fully saturated with oil and blood by the end of the second round. But you still wished to help support her Unholyness any way you could. Your eyes look up at the two, now three men struggling to decide a victor. Then it happens. You feel her touch your hand. You FEEL her hand. Her soft, supple fingers gently resting on your thumb while you grip the towel. How long has she had her hand there? You could hardly know. All you did know, was that SOMETHING was different. Something about Rankmaid. You could feel her touch, something your partially corporeal body has never felt before. You look at her face, one of pure fujoshi ecstasy, and you can't help but feel a kinda similar way. A feeling of euphoria for finally knowing what someone else's hand feels like. You're stirred from your flashback by the bartender placing a mug of more shitty beer in front of you, the froth absentmindedly spilling over the second he lets go. Just in time too, as it seems Rankmaid and Miss Leijon are standing up, preparing to leave. Almost wordlessly, Rankmaid glides past you, and you can hear her whisper "Domo, Maddie-chan". You blush intensely, but before you can do anything else, you get a second surprise; You feel a hand on your shoulder. More than just the symbol of reassurance. You actually FEEL her hand. Th-this can't be correct, right? You look up from your sad mug of beer, and nonchalantly, Muckrake is standing behind you, hand on your shoulder. Why, now, of all days, of all people, could you suddenly feel not only Rankmaid's touch, but also Miss Leijon's??? She's looking toward Rankmaid's slowly retreating form as the goddess of yaoi leaves the bar ahead of her companion. She gives you a grin, purring softly before saying this: "Miss Rankmaid sure is something, huh?" She pats your shoulder, then without another word, she too leaves the bar. You're left thinking about not only Rankmaid-sama, but also what the feeling you just experienced could mean. It's getting quiet again, the bar almost empty. You take a sip of your beer, expecting it to taste like garbage. Instead, it's the most flavorful beer you've had all day. The bartender says "This one's from one of the gal's at that booth, they must have just left though..." You're no longer paying attention to the barkeep as he starts to rattle on about other things. Something about the taste of the beer makes you think. It kind of reminds you of... That's when you remember. There was someone else sitting with you at that rumble last night... The bells of the door jingle again. The President walks in. He looks at you, smiles, and holds up his hand in a dignified wave. "Hello there, Maddie. A pleasure to see you here." ~ TO BE CONTINUED??? ~
:33< meow :33< meow :33< meow
Alright, I’m g♡nna get s♡me shut eye. G♡♡dlight every♡ne!! Save s♡me candy f♡r me <3
((PINTEREST MY GOAT FOR POSE REFERENCES))
its not even that hard for me to not do stupid shit feeling like doing something dumb just go to sleep youre tired anyway real men take midday naps
five hours of sleep and two energy drinks is all i need #lockin
((REAL...ITS OKAY I LOVE THEIR TOXIC YAOI LMAO.))
like my pal marshall mathers says we need a little controversy wait hold on let me google something real quick
10010001000101100110010011001001111>I AM NOT CHANGING MY PROFILE INFO YET BECAUSE I AM REALLY PROUD OF MY "TROLLSONA"
shit i cant even hate on this this is funny as fuck assigned gender by terezi
:33< thinking about #women on this sw33t sw33t night :33< we love to s33 it!
tis fuckging cat trying to steal my chicken nuggets bruh hes an opp #myfood #nothisfood
G3ND3R 1SNT R34L WOM3N 4R3 JUST TH3 ON3S 1 TH1NK 4R3 HOT 4ND M3N 4R3 3V3RYON3 3LS3
before dad left the island he showed me how to cook pancakes but I don't have any eggs and i don't have any egg laying creatures around here
((Ill do a characyer inrtro psot tomorrow if my hang9ver isnt too bad #substance cause been thinging of this1 Roxy'slore an shit lately))
Mor3 Kull for m3 yummy
Thi2 ju2t in: Hat3 Bot ha2 n3w comp3tition
Shoutout to the one guy Who keeps hating all my posts. #WeloVereliability #Vagueposting
(\_/) hate my chits all you want but this ass is still fat #nsfw (\_/)
update!! pickle shots are GROSS but fuck do they HIT
What a t3rribl3 day to hav3 3y32
[“Then it is settled,” Pam said. “We follow that fucking cat and descend into hell together. Then we find Acorn, free him from the eternal damnation that he is surely suffering at this very moment, and lead him back with us, where he will live out the rest of his sinful days haunted by the knowledge of what awaits him when he inevitably is pulled back into the pit.” “And then we can all ride our ponies down the Pony Pal Trail!” Pawnee blubbered excitedly.] Anna smiled at her friends. “Thank you.” “Pony Pals stick together,” said Pam. [——— Acorn seethed as he watched Minos smugly shit off the edge of the lone tree stump in the middle of the dead clearing. Acorn wasn’t sure what it was with which he was seething — rage? self-loathing? jealousy? — but seething he surely was. “When will the other two judges fucking get here?” Acorn snapped. “But Acorn,” said a voice from behind the pony, “we’ve been here all along.” Acorn spun around and saw two figures standing on — or were they slightly hovering above? — the grey marshy ground. One was a tall middle-aged woman in a plum crushed-velvet pantsuit, whose glasses did nothing to hide the keen glimmer of her brown eyes. There were a few streaks of silver in her wavy brown hair, and they imbued her with a sense of dignity, like— Fuck it, here’s a picture of her. https://dyslexia.yale.edu/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Jeanneheadshot.jpg Over there to the right. She looked pretty much exactly like that. Much more efficient to do it this way. The other person was a really rad dude with really rad shades who needs no introduction. “Who are these douchebags?” Acorn whinnied. The rad dude spoke again: “We’re the douchebags who wrote you.” “Wrote me?” Acorn said. “What the fuck is that supposed to mean?” “I means that you’re a fictional character,” the woman said. “That’s right,” said Dirk Strider. (He hadn’t introduced himself as Dirk Strider yet, but it should be totally obvious who he is. No need to be coy. And the woman’s Jeanne Betancourt. Let’s not pretend this was any sort of dramatic revelation.) “You’re a text, Acorn,” Dirk continued, “and I’m going to fucking deconstruct you.” “You wouldn’t dare to… That’s a daring proposi… I dare you… to try…” Acorn said falteringly. “Couldn’t get that Derrida pun to work, huh?” Minos observed dryly. “Fuck you, cat. I’ll keep working on it.” “All puns aside, Acorn,” Jeanne Betancourt said, “yes, you are a character from a book that I wrote. And Dirk… well, I’m not sure exactly how he’s involved in all of this, but apparently he wrote it too?” Dirk waved his hand dismissively. “Don’t worry about it, Jeanne Betancourt. Doesn’t matter.” “If you say so, Dirk.” (There, they’ve introduced each other. So now everyone knows everyone else’s name and can refer to each other accordingly.)] #DetectivePony @beatboxingHeart @justDirk @numberoneRainbowdashfan @plushrumpdotGay @tempestuousTestimonium @timaeusTested @timaeusTestified @timaeusTestified#0414 @timaeusTestified#2840 @timaeusTestified#3765 @timaeusTestified#4199 @timaeusTestified#7269 @timaeusTxstified
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-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA512 shittt sorry for the delay, i was pushing an update and it kinda went a little fucky. but its ok now! anyways new feature: better post filtering #siteupdates // OOC: you can now prevent OOC posts from showing, either while on specific characters, or on your entire account. check settings for this -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- eXCGvnRM+kngbWSsjXgGbbugnBIJPFcVcXrtOdiIjgDLkCdDkN+eBljCafXklsKW aZxdJxnemABc+uAzPbkVqia/JDKndhDPvGS+KCDadCssRLbGVuUUIoywnL/lDKaW uqDjGSqQvfQXWUrLnekui+inEzykYNcshPBMAqNuvlhMYztdIpimSIlGLrlJzVKt lTm/jETJmteAEslCHzIsIQXgLqvJXydKftPLEQQItknpIVDSKADyvWwtYylAMpeg EMRu+R/bVautDeILHJbSCQsCttuaXVUrcUQRCBPfUIShWPqahtp+dQAkPtfZPGJG UIZzioElzNHwkg+lOfGNqgkLJfN/xm+b+WDpKAxgTerPINqFkarCSTKvWICcSqob RUxx =UzTX -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
urrrghhh im not a person who gets upset or mad very easily! but im mad!
EGGS BREAD MILK BUTTER DIET SODA PEANUTS LEMONS APPLES CHEESE DOUBLE CREAM
Troll Siri play Sugar by System of a Down
You think someone would do that? Just get on Chittr and say some fucked up crazy thing?
hey, do trolls have an equivalent to the simpsons? just curious.
Working on a project right now, so much fun! ^_^ A lot of fiddling with wires and circuitry but I love it when it all comes together ^_* #engineering #robotics #arcades
thinking about wireplay tonight thinking about being an adorable little robot who malfunctions and bluescreens so my owner has to put me up on a metal table while i just stare up at them with my robot eyes and feel like pry open my frontal hatch to look inside my robot guts "does it look okay?" i would ask meekly but theyre so focused they just pull my closer across the table and start digging around and every wire they skim or pull is electrifying and in a mellow and calm voice they say "you still with me?" and i just buzz and smoke a bit before they unplug and replace something that makes me stutter out pained noise bits before having to put gloves on to really get deeper and really pull at soft flexible stretchy wires while my screen changes to blue and my robotic body goes stiff and short circuits and how hard is it to become a robot anyways (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, wireplay, robophilia, robofucker, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
RAGED SO HARD I PUT MYSELF TO SLEEP ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I like ptitsas. ]
THE PRICE OF BUTTER HAS GONE UP AGAIN. DISGRACEFUL.
(c00ngrats br00ther)>
my type is people who are hot. what classifies as hot to me you ask. fuck around and find out.
why would i like a good guy when i know that the villain is hotter? #nsfw ish
)(ey! You! Brus)( your enamelnubs!
You're V-ERY w)(alecome, squis)(y pink fellow!
He's having big feelings lol. <3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04fc6ffa465b.jpg
((htis is the funniest shit ive ever seen on this website tbh))
maybe a man abusing me would fix me #nsfwe #abuse
I need a drink. #substance
pov im in the gym trying to work out and mmy form is so bad and im so inexperienced and dont know what the fuck im ddoing and sum other guy there is super jacked and impressive and better and he points at me and laughs like "lmao. look at this fucking wimp. lmao." #nsfw #silly
the way i fold at any aggressive man is embarrassing #nsfw
i never recovered from reading bully x nerd trope fanfic in my formative years and it shows. #nsfw
W)(at is love? Baby don't )(urt me. Don't )(urt me. No moor. (O)( woa)( woa)( w)(oa)( woa)( woa)( woa)( woa)( u)( )(uuu)(!) #glubposting #lyrics
i will never mentally recover from this </3
guess i wasnt as gentle gnawing on the server as i thought
....that being said, I still yearn and long for him... I hope he lived a nice life #vagueposting sorry
my type is myself because only me can keep me satisfied, damn right #nsfw #selfcest
my type is anyone able to wreck my fuckin shit ngl
my type. yea i am typing right now so true
>+. CONS OF HAVING A GUY IN MY BED WHEN I HAVE CHORES; .+> >+. 1. EEPY .+<
Wow, C)(ittr, are you okay? You sort of walked t)(e plank for a moment.
got timmy.a chocolate egg and he said i "poggedit"
https://file.garden/Zr_IfHMSYR4_NWeK/ΔGGRΔ▽ΔTION.gif
... Everyone is horny posting for some reason. #nsfw
My typ3? Tim32 N3w Alt3rnian
SOME people need to realize that not EVERY TREND is for them. So they can shut the front door and stop posting stupid fricken hogwash about dudes gussied up as PONIES.
Discussing our "types"? I prefer them to be close in height to me, clever, and well-dressed. Liking the nicer things in life without being too snooty, more that they have an appreciation for things. Someone who can enjoy quietude, and who can help pull me out of my own head.
YUCKING YOUR YUM!!
If my crush makes a chittr im n0t 0nly deleting my acc0unt but als0 killing myself #suicide
On the fridge. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1490131845822550217/IMG_3246.jpg?ex=69d2f0ed&is=69d19f6d&hm=776f5001fb601911f2bf62300c687620718317f1d77598bb7cfa98ac28ec6e16&=&format=webp&width=427&height=569
Okay I feel like after that post it just got worst, so let me reiterate, You crypto zealots are to the financial sector what the broccoli on pizza trend is to the rest of society, stay in your goddamn corner before I hurt you
(( Stridercest is fucking crazy if i see another bitch on here ever talk about it i will go fucking crazy genuinely )) #incest #youfuckersannoyme #nobodyrnbutiamwatching
finally fixing the problem of people not understanding that i was talking about my dick ended up making them also start talking about my dick which in turn has caused a second, bigger problem to appear #nsfw
rise¶n¶grind¶💪 https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/04/selfie.jpg
really?! john you life saver!!! thank you a million!!!!
Deal *slides you a crisp Obamabill* mew~ 💖✨
TH4NKS FOR ST4T1NG TH3 OBV1OUS
I respect that line so+ I'm waving the white flag.
i'mm just sayinng the #cavelife is severely unnderrated. nno loud annd bright cities for mmiles, nnothinng but the woods annd rocks annd shit onnly downnside is food delivery gets lost onn their way here mmore thann it should so i always have to go finnd the delivery schmmuck mmyself
😎 W3 did it y'all 10k Kull l3t2 gooooo 😎
bornn inn a test tube live inn a cave fuckinn annd truckinn is all that i crave #nnsfw
i started drinking hot dog water after bro vanished with the doll
X Nah you less than a rat for talking shit to meemaw x
the shovels at it again
the shovels posting again guys
fuck i forgot i liked music one of my classic dave traits jesus i havent even opened garageband for like actual years what the fuck have i been doing
passage of time is crazy i mean you know as real time is in demented squid nightmare world i go yeah im a spritely lad im basically still in my prime before my time senses kick in and say no fuckwad youre thirty my knees shouldnt hurt i used to be a badass swordswinging god dude what the fuck ever
A simple six foot one inches in regards to my height. Perfectly normal, as far as I'm aware.
if were posting heights on here im two foot even yeah im scurrying around in your garden taking naps under mushrooms and shit drinking dew off a blade of grass a single berry is enough to feed me for like three days
oh fuck my hold up gotta look something up
G♡nna jerk my shit then fall asleep..night gumdr♡ps <3 #nsfw
i'm not gonna commentate too much on the state of the wider feed. i feel like i'm going to start sounding like a fuckin' DARE campaign if i do. i don't want that. nobody fucking wants that.
ring the bells hear ye hear ye motherfuckers ive got opinions youre all required to at minimum skim over you know or just dick around in dms literally do what the fuck ever post a picture of a seagull and i bet someone would say oh shit thats dope im the number one seagull fan
to each their own. i say yell into the void but moreso i just drop whatever i "think" is "funny". usually.
just say whatever shit you think the public needs to be hearing about were not doing rocket surgery here or you can ape whatever other people are posting and see if that catches on
chit, apparently. maybe even tr if you feel particularly ambitious. basically: post. i don't think it matters particularly what sort. i've just been screaming into the void every so often myself.
fuckin 2am. im gonna feel this shit tomorrow mornin.
♯kill ♯everyone ♯btw