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(( Stridercest is fucking crazy if i see another bitch on here ever talk about it i will go fucking crazy genuinely )) #incest #youfuckersannoyme #nobodyrnbutiamwatching
finally fixing the problem of people not understanding that i was talking about my dick ended up making them also start talking about my dick which in turn has caused a second, bigger problem to appear #nsfw
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really?! john you life saver!!! thank you a million!!!!
Deal *slides you a crisp Obamabill* mew~ 💖✨
TH4NKS FOR ST4T1NG TH3 OBV1OUS
(( english is such an annoying language sometimes there's no single letter that makes "sh" and the phonetic symbol ʃ turns into the letter Σ in allcaps
I respect that line so+ I'm waving the white flag.
i'mm just sayinng the #cavelife is severely unnderrated. nno loud annd bright cities for mmiles, nnothinng but the woods annd rocks annd shit onnly downnside is food delivery gets lost onn their way here mmore thann it should so i always have to go finnd the delivery schmmuck mmyself
😎 W3 did it y'all 10k Kull l3t2 gooooo 😎
bornn inn a test tube live inn a cave fuckinn annd truckinn is all that i crave #nnsfw
i started drinking hot dog water after bro vanished with the doll
X Nah you less than a rat for talking shit to meemaw x
fuck i forgot i liked music one of my classic dave traits jesus i havent even opened garageband for like actual years what the fuck have i been doing
passage of time is crazy i mean you know as real time is in demented squid nightmare world i go yeah im a spritely lad im basically still in my prime before my time senses kick in and say no fuckwad youre thirty my knees shouldnt hurt i used to be a badass swordswinging god dude what the fuck ever
A simple six foot one inches in regards to my height. Perfectly normal, as far as I'm aware.
if were posting heights on here im two foot even yeah im scurrying around in your garden taking naps under mushrooms and shit drinking dew off a blade of grass a single berry is enough to feed me for like three days
oh fuck my hold up gotta look something up
G♡nna jerk my shit then fall asleep..night gumdr♡ps <3 #nsfw
i'm not gonna commentate too much on the state of the wider feed. i feel like i'm going to start sounding like a fuckin' DARE campaign if i do. i don't want that. nobody fucking wants that.
ring the bells hear ye hear ye motherfuckers ive got opinions youre all required to at minimum skim over you know or just dick around in dms literally do what the fuck ever post a picture of a seagull and i bet someone would say oh shit thats dope im the number one seagull fan
to each their own. i say yell into the void but moreso i just drop whatever i "think" is "funny". usually.
just say whatever shit you think the public needs to be hearing about were not doing rocket surgery here or you can ape whatever other people are posting and see if that catches on
chit, apparently. maybe even tr if you feel particularly ambitious. basically: post. i don't think it matters particularly what sort. i've just been screaming into the void every so often myself.
fuckin 2am. im gonna feel this shit tomorrow mornin.
♯kill ♯everyone ♯btw