Clover
@cloVer
[gets jiggy w it]
(( HI this is my stupid clover account I love him so much and he only speaks in riddles and little jigs dont worry about it ))
I bring you this public service ammeowncement. #tits That is all.
type shit
shit
[holds up a newspaper that states 'Clover is for the he/him lesbians' then stares up at you]
I have four legs and a mane like a pro, I might run fast, but I can't run slow. ALSO I FUCKING HATE CLOVER. What am I?
[so sad cause horses hate me even though im a loveable little scamp]
[smokes a joint in front of you without offering any and then puts it out on your shoes but you dont really care cause im so likeable and just a little guy #substances ]
I'm gonna slime you out, little man.
With real slime.
Sigh. I can't stay mad at you. You're replacing these though, don't think I won't leave you stranded at the top of a construction site.
I'm not putting you on my shoulders. You're a grown ass man, Clover.
Okay, fine.
[does a little jig that is absolutely not sexual what the hell man]
[shows you my very cool trollsona which is just me but with big ass horns]
[i very much am a threat to society but everyone thinks i am so cute and little they dont care very much so i set an orphanage on fire then do a #nsfw jig]
https://i.ibb.co/q3nS6rqY/image-2026-04-08-031313914.png
[if i were able to caption this without a riddle i would say "with the fam" but as i am uncapable of doing that this post is captionless what a sad world we live in anyways! does a silly giggle] https://i.ibb.co/Q7f0bqd1/image-2026-04-08-032236363.png
I NEDD GO STOP HIRTING HUP "FINY SHYTIETS." HOWVER YOUR SLPELL IT. I LL SO REGRETW THIS IN THE MORNIGNG, GOODNIGJT FOR A SECONF TIMR,CHITTR. #SUGGESTIVE #SUBSTANCE #GOODNIGHT #HONKSHOO #MIMIMIMI
[i offer you a rose in a flirty way]
[runs away but falls on my ass almost immediately like a dumbass]
[steals all of your cash you have on your person and some you kept hidden in a jar in the basement but you simply cant get mad at me cause im the cutest little robber you've ever seen] https://i.ibb.co/HLcVJnBR/image-2026-04-08-033533386.jpg #crime #nsfw #forthegun
[does a little jig that is NOT nsfw to sway your feelings about me]
I want him. #nsfw [clearly this isnt an odd thing to post clearly i am just a little guy you have to love me im so silly and then I do a little jig]
[its clear i love my "family"] https://i.ibb.co/5WqRSzyC/image-2026-04-08-030605192.png
!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://tenor.com/view/homestuck-the-felt-clover-4-diamonds-droog-gif-9603462295169114624
[tosses balls at you but you simply just cant get mad at me cause im such a cute little fella]
When you shuffle the deck, I might just appear, A symbol of luck, bringing joy and cheer. With a value so low, yet I’m still quite grand, What am I in this card-playing land? [its clear i am excited about this riddle and want people to know my affection for this particular thing]
((should i put the answer in the post? this is mostly just clubs deuce x clover propaganda))
[smiles and then goes sicko mode] https://i.ibb.co/HT2N51nn/image-2026-04-08-025203933.png
