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Alright, this is too funny to stay as a reply. When you throw a girl on your mattress a little too hard and she hits her head on the board so you have to stop everything to get her a cold compress. #suggestive
I bring you this public service ammeowncement. #tits That is all.
As the kids would say, I am ninety percent awesome sauce and ten percent bodaciousness. This chit sucks. Send it anyway.
This is where i poost froom https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/04/08/phootoo_2026-04-08_15-48-56.jpg
more social media sites need to add the 'pity' reaction because honestly it is a good way of showing like "hey that fucking blows i get it" without needing to say anything. whenever i like a friend's vent post on tumblr i do it like this but the pity reaction makes it so much more understandable ig some sites do the weird emoji symbols stuff that kinda works but like. man. i would press the diamond on my friend's vent post... IF IT WERE THERE
Good evening is a vampire phrase.
The⁻ troll Dopple⁻r e⁻ffe⁻ct might have⁻ be⁻e⁻n misconstrue⁻d. Pe⁻rhaps the⁻ space⁻ be⁻twe⁻e⁻n us and the⁻se⁻ distant stars is incre⁻asing not be⁻cause⁻ the⁻y have⁻ ve⁻locity, but be⁻cause⁻ the⁻ physical space⁻ be⁻twe⁻e⁻n us and the⁻m is e⁻xpanding?
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((image that only makes sense to me but im sharing it anyway because i had fun making it knyttes kin onion lulz https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/08/Untitled252_20260408033625.png #ooc
fuck ok i think bears are quickly becoming my new favorite animals lololol lookit this guy! this is the ideal form fr https://i.pinimg.com/736x/75/71/cb/7571cb717c79ed91b3664a58a55c5e88.jpg
iim 2orry iin advance. iim goiing two make a few rp account2. you can gue22 aranea ii2 our2 (2he2 doiing her own wriitiing) and fol (and the fantroll) probably wiill be two. ii gue22 porn ii2 kiind of the memo but iill probably do more of iit wiith her and the actual fantroll. al2o 2iince iim not techniically rpiing ii 2hould probably make all my po2t2 ooc. my bad.
aw shucks! hate bot liked my reply! got me tucking my hair behind my ear over here
)AVVVV, thank yoV, that's so sVVeet of yoV! [takes the rose]/
Hello. As if may have been seen from Elvira Topaz's posts, a dimensional abnormality was eradicated, but a planet was destroyed due to the annhiliation of this abnormality. Please check in with any planet that you decide to dock, and please stay safe. Thank you.
If the feed is moving slow. This means I can force everyone to perceive my ancestor RPF. https://www.tumblr.com/vandelliacirrhosa/792814793971138560
I NEDD GO STOP HIRTING HUP "FINY SHYTIETS." HOWVER YOUR SLPELL IT. I LL SO REGRETW THIS IN THE MORNIGNG, GOODNIGJT FOR A SECONF TIMR,CHITTR. #SUGGESTIVE #SUBSTANCE #GOODNIGHT #HONKSHOO #MIMIMIMI
[OOC Knowledge] To anyone who may know of Inanis, he does not know of you. This is an Inanis who's world had yet been shattered by SBURB, yet to lose himself to the deals of horrorterrors and live within the veil. Not a guide, but a troll. A simple tealblood working as a legal analyst and doubling as a stenographer within the alternian empire. He's more reserved, well put-together and introverted. Yet to come out of his shell, like a bird yet to use their wings for the first time. He's a troll who lives and breathes. And exists. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e5/6b/17/e56b179dc9bbc6ad8eea463c8f3beec7.jpg
((wish there was a less extreme option for blocking someone OOC where they can still interact with my posts but I don't see their posts on the front page. Like a full block seems harsh but I also don't like being tempted with the "click to reveal" button on posts because I will click that button even if I KNOW the post is just not for me. Not gonna bother the devs with this idea but if any of them see this naturally and like the idea enough to impliment it I will be pleasantly surprised)) #rambling
#mymolecule.
#nsfw #gore #hornyposting #ignoremyshame I am in need of someone to #fuckme to #death right NOW. Hate bot approved, of my own post of course. ;p
playing with. my molecule.
HEHEYE. I SHOULD PROBABLY GET WATERH AND GO TO BED. I HAVE PLENTY OF THIJGDS TO DO IN MY MORNIJGNWAKE. I CAN CHITTRCHATRR WITH YOU TOMORRORIW. [|:^) #SUBSTANCE #SLEEPY
🦴🦴woof!🦴🦴
I HAVE BEEN CONVINCED TO GET PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST, YOU ALL REALLY TWISTED MY ARM ABOUT IT! IF NOTHING ELSE EARTH-C HAS THE CONVENIENCE OF HOME FOOD DELIVERY SO I GUESS I'LL GET LIKE THREE PIZZAS AND I'LL BE SET ON FOOD FOR TWO DAYS ROUGHLY.
OH WHY VTHENK YOU. IM BLOWINGQ A KISS YOURN MWOAY. #SUBSTANCE
i know Goregle is more likely the correct and professional name to use for the search engine, but the word Troogle just hits something that the alternatives don't.
hey everybody, welcome two the club! hope you enjoy the experiience of 2iimply cyber2ex bla2t off iintwo cyber2ex joe biiden. yeah whatever that can be my piinned. who giive2 a fuck. 2ollux || adult, bodiily 22. || he/they/2he/any pronoun2. || fiictiive. bii.
IL L NEED TO FIND A VSSEE FOR ALLVOF THESE GORGEOUS ROSESS. #SUBSTANCE #((DRUNKBUTSTILLSPELLSGORGEOUSRIGHTUNLIKEOTHERSWHENSOBER))
[|||] that damara i followed toooday has a really cute pic,,, love the way she puts heeer haaaaaair up too~
im the most normal member of my family and proud of it ive got those typical neurons theyre always talking about
₍^._.^₎ 𐒡 < THE F33D IS SO SLOW... EVFURRYONE! WAKE UP!
AMSAZING MOVEE.S. I LIKE THE ANAIMAL DOCUMANTADRIES WHERRE RHEY SHOW THE BITDDS DOING STUFF SIMILAER. QUITE INTRIUGUING STUF F I TELL YUO. #SUBSTANCE
[another picture of sami. this one was much more explicit than the last ones. she was completely naked, kneeling again in front of her full length mirror. her tits were small, barely above an a cup. her pussy was shaved and dripping, her inner thighs being slightly damp from the wetness. her belly button was pierced and had a skull charm dangling down. she smiled at the camera, her free hand making half a heart.] #nsfw
one last drink. #substance
SOPPIN FUCKIN WET BUT I MADE IT HIVE AND THEN BACK TO CHURCH AND I THINK I TOOK A GOOD SELFIE BUT YOU CAN SEE THAT LATER I HAVE 9+FT TALL PRIEST TITS TO FALL INTO I'M A HAPPY LAMB GOOD LIGHT CHITTR
bitch i feel like ebony dark'ness dementia raven way but make it pink fr
aiighhhtt maybe im a spider fan a lil.
i got called straight passing idk what i did wrong but if anyone knows how to fix that pls tell me
o,, omg,,,, clover u wiley rascal,,,,
APOOLOGIES , BHUT I STAR.RRTED DRINKIN'G BEFORE BRD. DO THOSE W OMEN REALLY HCAVE "PUSSY IN BIO ?" WH YY IS IT NOT "PUSSY IIN CAPTION?" PERHAP S "PUSSY IN PA NTS?" WHAT IF I WANFTED DICK ? WHERE CCXAN I FIBND THAT.?? #SUBSTANCE #DRINKINGTHOUGHTS #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
Wow. That dance almost seemed horny but after careful examination it is perfectly wholesome.
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 𝄪Ac𝄴e𝆏ts the ♫ rose and resumes ♫ beat𝄬oxing𝄪 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
aww omg ty clover so sweet
good luck i hope!!!!!! thats wat clovers r for!!! :)))
In another world I would be less uprtight. I'd wear a tight little outfit and dance at the club and flip my haor and grind on strangers. #substance #nsfw ish.
greetinngs chittr. i passed out from this thinng. knnownn as. deprivationn of sleep. i thinnk.
p sure i just got invited on a real actual honest to gog date... wat fucking planet am i on???????? #yearning
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 𝄪st𝅝ps beatboxing𝄪 I𝄒𝆐 ♪ sorry,𝄾 I don𝄒t 𓆏 kn𝅝w how ♪ 𝄴an ♫ I 𝄬reak it 𝅗𝅥𝅝wn 𝆑or 𓆏 y𝅝u when I𝄒𝆐 already so broken insi𝅗𝅥e 𝄈𝄔 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
Yawnnnn..sadly n♡ #h♡rnyp♡sting t♡day guys.. Maybe whenever I wake up. G♡♡dlight darlings!! <3
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1491310958537347075/1491331331454533752/snurl.jpg?ex=69d74e09&is=69d5fc89&hm=1c791d855d8a8fa48044934e67fb5c024bbe467c16a0bd5f72f7b2bdcfe4b681& look at this slimy yet glorious lets all be kind to him today #nice #happy #picnic
You can lie to me and tell me you havent dreamt about an au where you and Sssomeone'Sss anceSsstorSss live a happy life together Or you could tell me the truth
hhh hhh... Nearly finishhhed work for today... I did as muchhh overtime as thhhey'll let me today hhhhhh, I always miss work's speedy internet whhhen I'm at my hhhive (whhhere I will be in a couple of hhhours after a train ride, address in my bio DO NOT GO IF YOU'RE A MIDBLOOD OR LOWER) GOODNIGHHHT CHHHITTR ((Thhhe phhhoto is low resolution, like it was taken withhh an old built-in webcam on hhher work computer.) hhhttps://64.media.tumblr.com/eb153cfd2e7876ceecb049efdd40e7bd/d608f89b669c6d1d-18/s2048x3072/7183762fc0aaade826236058d063fc32745cd4a2.png
Disclaimer: im yapping feel free to ignore this. im just talking about my alts. ivwe only really met 2 of my alts alts i get along wvith wvell. im not particularly easy to get along wvith and im not toting it around. i knowv im an acquired taste. sevweral degrees off being a piece of shit here. 8UT im by all means wvhat humans call a dad, so pick i pick my battles, and dont get my ass folded by being fucking stupid. but as for my cool alts, there's 2 i think of but neither of them are here. one just goes by cro wvhich doesnt help but the other is Crowv, and by all means. either you lovwe the guy, or you hate him. hes funny though.
B33 < im purretty sure spurrites cant get radiatnyan sickness B33 < i dont think
MY LYR1CS F1R3 4ND RHYM3S 4R3 DOP3 NOW L1GHT MY PYR3 4ND TUG MY ROP3 TH3 L4D13S C4LL M3 CUNN1NG L1NGU1ST C4US3 TH1S TONGU3 W1LL N3V3R 3XT1NGU1SH #NSFW
Here’s ♡ne ♡f the ♡ld riddles my Lusus used t♡ say “ I have n♡ beginning and n♡ end, yet I mark the start and finish ♡f everything that exists, I am the ♡nly thing that can be spent with♡ut ever being p♡ssessed, I heal all w♡unds but als♡ inflict the deepest ♡nes, I am the river in which y♡u cann♡t step twice and the mirr♡r that sh♡ws y♡u a stranger every m♡rning, and th♡ugh billi♡ns chase me desperately every day n♡ ♡ne has ever truly caught ♡r ♡wned me what am I?” Never underst♡♡d what his ♡ld ass was talking ab♡ut sadly </3
aw shit i cant even b mad at that fr plus i only carry around heavy ass bags of change and not bills so jokes on u actually
📧 -> Im So Fucking Lonelu #ssbbstant #ssubstnqace #substnace #substnce Fuck #substance Urs, Kelric Stravi
Thinking about siting on someones bulge while it wriggles inside of me, staying still but it still cant help itslelf. They sell toys like that but theyre still not the same, they fall into predictable patterns. #nsfw #substance
Lxxking fxr recxmmendatixns xn what tx research and dxcument fxr my next lxng-fxrm pxst abxut creatures and such!!! Xpen tx bxth Trxll and Human cryptids!!!
• sleep is cool but so is coffee
CloveR That'S SO BolD OF YoU BuT IT MakeS SensE IT IS ThaT TimE OF NighT WherE EveryonE StartS HornYPostinG 🟩
♡h my!! <3
??? X))) Thank yxu fxr the jig...??? I think???
i have a riddle for you whats green and green and wears a hat hes tall maybe or not that short his hat is purple and has a twelve this guy keeps a time piece and its magic who am i?
Hi Friends!!! Sxrry fxr my inactivity recently!!! I've been really just txtally exhausted and I've needed sxme alxne time but I shxuld be back...??? Hxpefully??? X(((
ArE WE DoinG RiddleS? I HavE OnE :D WhaT FrolicS AmonG ThE FieldS OF GreeN ThE LuckY OneS OfteN LefT UnseeN DanceS WitH ThE FlowerS ON ThE HilL FaR OveR OncE GoT AttackeD BY A CommoN RingeD PloveR WhO AM I? 🟩
ᐖ SOME EPIᑈ PUSSAYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!1!!!11 ᐛ
thank you clover im following you now your so cool
[Please do let me know if this is still a problematic icon and I will change it, thanks for the comments!]
als0 i p0sted this a vwhile ag0 8ut i think it's 0kay 2 p0st my full selfie zz:) ((00c: rep0sting cause it's 8een a vwhile and he's vwery cute)) https://64.media.tum8lr.c0m/aa441tvw06876dde10d2460df331332ac5/a7c3a88af27ac062-e5/stvw048x3072/3ea2c9563e4288e66cfd2573155c0984039c8ae5.png
Well. What a day. I shall pour myself a glass of gin and bid Chittr a fond goodnight for now. #substance
// I do want to say my dms are always open, and they are, ic and ooc, but I am very spacey as a warning
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there he goes again, doing jigs on main
[doeS A PlatoniC TapdancE TO ShoW ThE FeelinG IS Mutual] 🟩
a smile!
Oh haha you're telling me I'm wrong. Hmm! I need to think. ❣︎