Adalyn
@magicianChartreuse
There's a lot of things I could call myself, but I'd prefer you form your own thoughts of me.
Two-week-old reply just got like seven likes at once. How on earth does this happen? Am I just that good?
I like having friends. And I like it when my friends are happy. It's very rewarding.
Finally got around to making that chocolate cake. And hot damn is it good.
Sniff... its so beautiful... ten out of ten, no notes!
Thank you! I'll try to keep up the good work. Hehe.
Hi guys.
Health and safety announcement: if you sneeze, use a tissue, dispose of it and wash your hands. Remember - catch it, bin it, kill it.
.pathetiC .sneeze all over everyone and everythinG .snot dominatioN
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Such ggoog hyggiene practice! You are a wongerful person ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ EWW EWW EEW EEW ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
who da fuck doesnt kno this its what normal people do
Not cool, pal.
Hmm. I think I will post chocolate cake today.
Hit this one out the park in the Jane Crocker community.
It was the first post on my feed when I opened the site. "For You Page" indeed!
When the questions are missing And the answers too When there's change to be made Well, it's all up to you. #lyricposting
Dreaming sinister thoughts within my sinister mind.
If I told you guys I can't actually read, would you buy it?
"Five Nights at Freddy's"? Well, I'd *hope* to keep my job longer than five days. That's not very good on my record. They serve Mountain Dew Code Red here too. Can't lose that.
The escapegoats.
They did not tell me those robot guys move around. First shift went well though, easy money. Very tired now, though.
Hey I think one of them moved
they did. i saw it it was really jarring #nocontext
This shit is too easy. What do they think is going to happen? Why do I need metal doors?
the first night is never usually that bad
Decided to finally become employed. All I have to do is be in an empty building doing whatever I want for six hours? This "Troll Freddy Fazbear's Troll Pizza" gig sounds great. First night shift tonight; here's to a mighty minimum wage.
youre fucking cooked dawg
What? No. I even get fizzy drink coupons.
just you wait and see
Kris.EXE: "Creepy beam"
nah its probably more like "hyper-realistic beam"
...yike
The hyperrealistic beam that comes out of the screen.
it also makes a hyper-realistic skeleton pop out
My upper-arm-to-torso joints are covered in plates of bone made from women. You could say I'm broad-shouldered.
One day I will reach ten thousand points... one day. Until then, there shall be no regrets.
@singularityManifest Try my historically-questionable human ninja food.
Those just look like donut holes?
That's where you'd be wrong! They are nowhere near as nice as donut holes. They're hard and bitter and they taste like sake. You're meant to eat just three a day to sustain yourself and keep yourself healthy on little food, so the bitter taste is probably to keep you from eating them all at once. The recipe takes three years to make, which is about 1.4 sweeps. A food for the most patient of warrior.
Wow, th★t sounds like it sucks!
It does! But some people eat military rations for fun. So maybe one woman's rubbish is another woman's riches.
Nobody is allowed to go trickster-mode until I have studied the lollipop carefully. I want to get good at making confectionary at home. If you discover any colourful jolly jujus, please bring them directly to me, and I will give you many more lollipops in exchange.