Adalyn
@magicianChartreuse
There's a lot of things I could call myself, but I'd prefer you form your own thoughts of me.
"I truly am an excellent host." My Mossberg 500: https://media1.tenor.com/m/llgIG57j7wgAAAAd/megamind-meme.gif
I must shill my answerbox once more. Do ask me things. Or talk about other things. https://forms.gle/ehRWCnBLZAGXx5uP9
Okay, my #beam of #doom was *aimed* at the Troll White House ballroom, but I think there's been some recoil and it hit something else. If any notable structures have been destroyed or turned into rubble, please let me know. @barackObama For information, please consult https://chittr.ing/profile/magicianChartreuse/30b4ba0d-8597-4d82-9dfc-ffe05841e24f
It likely bounced off our defense shield. Apologies, I was unaware of your intentions. I believe it seems to have hit the Trollmart across the street.
Oh, that's not too bad. I've heard they had a pretty bad wage theft problem, so I'm not really shaken up about it. Could you make sure they get their severance, sir?
https://forms.gle/ehRWCnBLZAGXx5uP9 Here we are. Don't be a stranger, send in your asks and thoughts.
What the fuck, man. Why does the Yoshi egg bath bomb have red soap in the centre? That water is fucking red. Is it the blood of his unborn offspring? Why wasn't I warned? It was all fine and green and then BAM the water is going blood-red.
Good day, Chittr. I am sleepy and stuck for choice.
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Wife beam. Wait @malleablePersonage does this summon, transform or damage.
Summon if you have, transform if the recipient is willing, damage if it is on an enemy your wife will destroy for you
The beam is very narrow and even shorter, and is hollow through the centre. It's projected very slowly and is made of mass rather than some kind of energy. Yes, I am describing a ring, that is the joke.
https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/envy.png envy [ˈɛnvi] - (noun) a feeling of discontented or resentful longing aroused by someone else's possessions, qualities, or luck - (verb) desire to have a quality, possession, or other desirable thing belonging to (someone else) @malleablePersonage @turingTranscendence
I do envy not being the one to be kissed, but I have plenty of people to kiss~ I'm even kissing someone right now.
nah that's just hotrod he does that. it's like when a cat meows or a frog ribbits.
Your greed makes me sick, Hate Bot. But also very happy for you, buddy.
I am preparing the #beam of #doom. If my demands are not met within 24 hours I will annihilate somewhere. I haven't figured out where yet, but the #beam takes a while to charge so I'm preparing it early.
Very nice to see everyone opening up reception to questions. I, however, have to be different, for no particular reason, so I'm going to be the one asking questions instead, and will let other people answer them, no matter how correct or incorrect. First off: why *is* the night sky a dark purple?
I would like to think of myself as a girlsuccess.
Had my first tango tonight. Feeling great. #masquerade
@barackObama I'm gonna win, Mr. President. https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/poker.png
Check out my hole. @archiveAddict Little spade for reference. #holeposting
I was working with a flimsy and comically miniscule shovel and my hand was getting friction burn. Have some compassion, Casper.
It's sand. I don't want to get sand all over my hands, because it's irritating and hard to remove and prevents me from interacting with things like food and phones. It's also SAND, not dirt, ie a collective bunch of tiny little grains instead of clumps. How easy do you actually think expanding my hole with just my hand would be?
Like me, loathe me - so is it true? You act as if you care for me but won't say you do. Love me, leave me - what will you do? If you won't make the call then it's up to me to choose.
When I'm in a human-girl-exclusive nonchalant lowkey ragebaiting contest and my opponent is of an insecure nature.
Did @insecureNature die?
What's a girl got to do to get some collabs round here?
