@magicianChartreuse — #substance
Drinking red wine and reading H.G. Wells' "The Time Machine" under candlelight. I hear footsteps behind me. Doesn't need to say anything for me to know both who it is, and that he's pointing a gun at my head. I ask him what he wants, and keep reading. Nothing comes out, and shortly after, he ends up leaving without a word, more hastily than how he walked in. My eyes don't leave the page once.
Maybe I should drink less. #substance
Update. I think I've cracked the perfect ratio. The induced sleepiness of the vodka is perfectly offset by the Red Bull's caffeine. And I *do* mean *perfectly*. #substance
Update: I think the Red Bull's winning. The vodka is doing nothing to me. Then again, I guess it never does. #substance
Poured four Red Bulls and a helping of vodka into one big pitcher with ice. Let's see how the night goes. #substance
I was already exhausted but I don't think the coffee and rum back-to-back combination is doing me any favours. I should stop being like this. #substance
Can DMs have an "I'm too under-the-influence to be messaging right now" switch, please? #substance