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Maybe I should drink less. #substance

Kult: +4
Total: 4

Update. I think I've cracked the perfect ratio. The induced sleepiness of the vodka is perfectly offset by the Red Bull's caffeine. And I *do* mean *perfectly*. #substance

Update: I think the Red Bull's winning. The vodka is doing nothing to me. Then again, I guess it never does. #substance

Poured four Red Bulls and a helping of vodka into one big pitcher with ice. Let's see how the night goes. #substance

God I wanna kiss her so bad.

I was already exhausted but I don't think the coffee and rum back-to-back combination is doing me any favours. I should stop being like this. #substance

Kult: +4
Kull: +5
Total: 9
Ratio: 0.80

Can DMs have an "I'm too under-the-influence to be messaging right now" switch, please? #substance

Kult: +5
Total: 5