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▲single for the shirt but you can go up to 90% if you do the same with your pants and then underwear because that would be really fucking funny▼

Um` liike` raawr or whaatever B)

You're a savior.
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[BEGIN MESSAGE] i d0. tthank y0u. i waz up tt0 tthe zec0nd ha1f 0f tth0ze ttw0 partz. i enj0yed bi11'z zt0ry a 10t. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] watching d0ct0r wh0 and i am up tt0 tthe capa1di era. i am up tt0 an epiz0de with cybermen and an ex0duz. i... hmn. i am unzure h0w i fee1 ab0ut tthiz. [END MESSAGE]

oh. yeah. here's mmmmy "base" "set up" for those "curious." https://immmmages.squidge.org/immmmages/2026/07/10/immmmage0dd31b39bc51235f.png https://immmmages.squidge.org/immmmages/2026/07/10/immmmage.png

Watching you murder my bit in real time with a second different bit has me dorceless.

Have a statue built in my likeness. Let all the girlies know what a hero I am.

No. Okay, fine.

I think we let the fight pl★y out ★nd see where it goes from there.
ʚ( Daily Timeline Kiss. Mmmmwah <3 )ɞ

JANEY, IS A NICKNAME, AND NICKNAMES ARE FOR FRIENDS, AND JANE CROCKER IS NO FRIEND OF MINE.

Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.

thanks, y0u're a real 0ne.

You ARE. When I'm ungrounded you should lightning me again
Sniff... its so beautiful... ten out of ten, no notes!

if I start talking like an anime villain will you still like me

Lord of Meows

༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Such ggoog hyggiene practice! You are a wongerful person ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖

i fuckin forgot. ugh.

It was the first post on my feed when I opened the site. "For You Page" indeed!

Only if push really comes to shove! Certainly far from my first option, though.

W★tches it rise ★nd f★ll ★g★in. ★_★

Do you ever find someone you care so deeply about, they're kind to you treat you with respect, give you quite literally so much that it confuses you because you know for a fact you don't deserve any of this but you still get it they still provide it to you. They care about you and you care about them. Either way no matter what you want to help them however you can and everything you do feels like not nearly enough. I would die for them if the opportunity presented itself. I don't know if this is just attachment, or obsession or...well nonetheless I'm struggling with this. I clearly need to learn how to handle relationships more healthily. #vagueposting

Caught in the grasp of complacency It's a place that we know all too well But we hate to leave it You can deign to leave, but don't wait for me! I can find my way out on my own Don't you know, there's always just a little bit of something that'll keep you coming back? I can't find my way out on my... I can't find my way out on my own! ‘Cause there's a million little criteria biting at my mind Like, who's gonna tell me why I'll never make it out the mines? Like, who's gonna show me why I'll never spread my wings and fly? Like a bird from the nest, baby, I just need to rest But there's a hell of a lot more incentive to live on There's a hell of a lot more intention to kick ennui to the curb Disregard what you heard The still water's disturbed Let an old house burn

As much as I would love to embody that caricature of The Spy from TF2 with a million cigarettes in his mouth I will be doing them back to back.

okay this made me laugh really hard

stabmissive and beamable? #nsfw #nsfwe #violence okay I need to stop posting and go get this grilled cheese.

the one actual #nsfw thought you will likely get from me on this website is I miss getting my shit absolutely rocked by needlekind. #violence #nsfwe (?) I don't make posts like this often enough to be sure.

it also makes a hyper-realistic skeleton pop out

nah its probably more like "hyper-realistic beam"

the first night is never usually that bad

Hello

my dogs? hotted #hotteddogs #food
Tactical nuke, actually.

xx_YEAH_WE_LIEK_WAFFLEZ!!!_DO_YUO_LIEK_PANCAKEZ?_xx

dw its a test

Homer-son★

Don't even joke l★ss

I could not even if I wanted

Domestikris

I'm doing chores and cooking in an apron.

i was THERE for infinite quality achieved, i saw the crowd go insane when this was played

Maybe bed

>> Y'know what, that'ડ f¡ne. 1ove you Ada1yn, ¡ hope you're do¡ng we11 :)))

viva la girlrevolucion!

NOW THAT ISS A FUNNY JOKE HEHEHE >83

I͇f͇ i͇t͇ i͇s͇ o͇f͇ a͇n͇y͇ c͇o͇m͇f͇o͇r͇t͇. W͇e͇ w͇e͇r͇e͇ t͇h͇e͇r͇e͇. P͇e͇r͇h͇a͇p͇s͇ n͇o͇t͇ p͇h͇y͇s͇i͇c͇a͇l͇l͇y͇. B͇u͇t͇ w͇e͇ w͇a͇t͇c͇h͇e͇d͇. J͇u͇s͇t͇ n͇o͇w͇. O͇u͇r͇ t͇e͇n͇d͇r͇i͇l͇s͇ w͇e͇r͇e͇ k͇e͇p͇t͇ r͇e͇s͇p͇e͇c͇t͇f͇u͇l͇l͇y͇ i͇n͇t͇e͇r͇t͇w͇i͇n͇e͇d͇ i͇n͇ a͇w͇e͇ a͇t͇ t͇h͇e͇ m͇i͇r͇a͇c͇l͇e͇ o͇f͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ c͇r͇e͇a͇t͇i͇o͇n͇. Y͇o͇u͇r͇ b͇i͇r͇t͇h͇ c͇i͇r͇c͇u͇m͇s͇t͇a͇n͇c͇e͇. Y͇o͇u͇r͇ r͇a͇i͇s͇o͇n͇ d͇'e͇t͇r͇e͇. Y͇o͇u͇ w͇e͇r͇e͇ w͇o͇n͇d͇e͇r͇f͇u͇l͇. Y͇o͇u͇ s͇t͇i͇l͇l͇ a͇r͇e͇. A͇d͇a͇l͇y͇n͇. T͇h͇a͇n͇k͇ y͇o͇u͇ f͇o͇r͇ s͇h͇a͇r͇i͇n͇g͇ s͇u͇c͇h͇ a͇ t͇o͇u͇c͇h͇i͇n͇g͇ m͇e͇m͇o͇r͇y͇.

Ye★h, don't let it h★ppen ★g★in.

yep, thats the one

X I think this cosplay is the best idea there could be x

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @deadlymadness you Never Remembered Feeling This Funny. This Daze That Took Over Your Mind Was Kind Of Nice. You Couldn't Think Straight, But That Didn't Matter. You Looked Around The Room. You Were Sat On The Couch Next To Your Friend, Liza, Who Had Just Taken The Bowl From You To Hit Herself. All Around You Were Your Friends. you Looked Down At Yourself. You Were In Borrowed Clothes. Jeans And An Old Band Tee That You Didn't Recognize. Liza Was Always Nice Enough To Share Her Clothes With You. She Knew How Much You Hated The Dresses Your Mother Forced You To Wear. you Could Hear Laughing From Around You. You Don't Know What Was Said To Cause Everyone's Laughter, But You Joined In Anyways. This Is The First Time You've Ever Felt So Relaxed. The First Time You've Felt Truly At Home. These Were Your Friends, Smoking And Laughing With You, And Nothing Bad Could Possibly Happen. No Matter What That Little Voice In The Back Of Your Head Said. Nothing Bad Was Going To Happen. and Yet, The Next Time You Remember Opening Your Eyes, Liza Was Missing And Everyone Was Frantically Looking. No One Could Find Her. She Had Disappeared Into Thin Air, It Seemed. What Happened To Your Best Friend? How Could You Say? You Will Never Remember What Truly Happened That Night. #substances #cw-underage-smoking #missingfriend #horror #kidnapping #trauma gone. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsekfh6j2vgskoqsezds9n0t5tnb8gtkihiapootjcd9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=header
As a professional pastry artist myself, I know for a fact that it has its audience! I am DEFINITELY apart of that audience!
I hope you're right! That sounds so much more exciting than just being gassy!
〔•෴•〕 < Hoo boy, I am exhausted. Thank you for all the wonderful people I've met today. I'll leave you with this... Why do flamingos stand on only one leg? They'd fall over if they lifted both up! Hoohoohoo!!!! / *yuck, yuck!*

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/792adc8bbcbc.png
/we never got to experience something qwite like this, bwt it's good to know thanks to the shared memories throwgh the bwbbles that several versions of ws did ^v^ seem like they had qwite a pleasant day we might be able to do something at least similar in here, cowld be really sweet ^v^ even if it's jwst the 14 of ws (miss ya Bapph!)/ https://file.garden/ZGkqlmLYvB6VkI5A/the%20Beach%20Act.png/
big fan of red velvet. draculaura likes making these incredible cakes that look like theyre bloody but theyre actually vegan red velvet cake thats just- oh, its cream all the way down. incredible stuff.

I zoned out after wife and started going "yay wife"

I do hope so.
╋━✟heora✝︎ically. Jus✝︎ hypo✝︎he✝︎ically speaking. Wha✝︎ if ✝︎he so said chris✝︎ian +is+ a homosexual.

You deserve it. -^4

₍^. .^₎⟆ Ong WE, yess you and me, WE, all love Posnah꠹

𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓵𝓪𝔂𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓐𝓭𝓪𝓵𝔂𝓷, 𝓘𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓭, 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓱𝓪𝓭 𝓲𝓽 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓰. 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓭 𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓭𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵

𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓘 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮'𝓼 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽. 𝓜𝔂 𝓯𝓸𝓷𝓽 𝓱𝓪𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓭. 𝓘𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓼 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓮. 𝓢𝓴𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓾𝓮. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓼𝓶𝓾𝓰𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵

He is, he was lying about that. -^4

mood

steak is like one of the only things i still struggle to do well, i can cook just about anything else perfect but steak eludes me. which is silly!

oh that looks lovely!

[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h. tthat d0ez z0und fun. [END MESSAGE]

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...Gosh! #sosweet #yourethebest #amazing #fantastic
Yes! #utopia #thinkingforyourself #bravenewtake

@thegoodScr★tchdoctor hey cool kid is this you? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c7323476cf1f.png
<{ Oh, dear. I should hope not. I can’t be giving too much away. }>

I am quite alright, thank you for the offer though.
𓆨:i’m NoT giviNg up oN us. EvEN if iT’s This TimEliNE or aNoThEr oNE or whaTEvEr i woN’T lET go.

nah i just thought it would be funny to start some shit with someone i thought was kinda cool

Alas. That is the reality we live in—I cannot dictate the actions of others.

The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general

KILL PHUNTR GUYNAX

8=8 > to do list: kill ancestor eat phuntr piss break chase tail kill a highblood piss break sandwich follow curree around for ten hours #violence

that wouldnt work the glass would melt and hurt my fingers plus gamma rays or whatever i dont want to be the insufferable hulk im just dave

sounds like you got beef but you dont know beef actin like a chief queef a dry whistle ass fart or a car that wont start eat my shorts like im bart like what you see motherfuckin drop me in cart your verse @magicianChartreuse

X “Save my post” mf I am callie mallie: I think of something to post once and never put another ounce of thought into it again x

oh my god thats crazy . i forgot about timezones because its currently 6 am for me, almost 7! i hope youre having a good day!!

#PhuntrT★peW★llTuesd★y
(((I haven't read much of beyond canon outside of the meat candy epilogues but i love the satyrs. I even have a satyr oc... I'm probably gonna bring him on since there's no other satyrs here)))
No i just miss the sweet cherry wine of your text spilling across my screen. Of course i cant read it you recalcitrant thermometer.

c< augHHH tHat ONe Has Me feeliN sOMe type Of way >c
Hmm.

I Am Always Saying This.
legendarily rare sylink pitchbait hit my feed and my rotting pan just focused on "every last drop" okay dude
I Love It. False Robbery Is My Favorite Pass Time.

ya 6ot a lau6h outta me if nothin' else! sorta paniC replyin' i'd do! ^◡^

Wwell. Only if it isn't a hassle.. I'd hate to be a bother. Bbut, uhm. Thank you either way.

Awwouhh..

[ M ] i was right, this one was better than the last. good job! :-)

Oh. Ssorry. I missed the hashtag the first time. Very funny

I'm thinking of we★ring my h★ir down more, wh★t do we think ★bout th★t?

Oh hey girl. Good work.
I don't know what "fight night" is but I hope everyone stays safe! -Gary
That looks DIVINE. The precise cut to show off the embedded fruit too~

Sure you can. Also I'm not going any further back

Been there.

xx_NO_REGRETZ_EVAR!!!_OWN_YUR_SHIT!!_FUCK_EYAGH_xx

uh-huh! Kind of like "I - I -" srickiscricki "Yea -" scrikiki "y-yea yea" scrikki scratch

Oh. I ththought you were trying to say like.. Rrecord scratch. Like when you. Scrrr. Scrickiscrr. Yy'know? scrickiricki scrr.

Uhm.. I ssay post whichever you prefer! :) Ththe brownies sound nice, though..

xx_liek_my_poast_2_liek_my_poast_x)_xx

ohh looks really yummy!!

Interesting. I always assumed the ash would act as an insulator.

I don’t think you’re right but I don’t know enough about the concept of global warming to disagree with you. Carry on.

much beta
Ɏ LOIFE!!!! Ɏ

>> That ¡ડ actua11y a rea11y cute ¡dea, ¡ th¡nk we do both deડerve that

Memories will be held up for a moment. I need to collect my thoughts.

I ccould only hope ......

Ththat catch from before. I got a big one. Although it's partially just the perspective making it look so big. Mmy boxers kind of ride my hips here a little too close for comfort, but the picture is really good.. Sso. I'll share. But tag it #nsfw. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4692008bf856.png
Now dat was a good heist! Dose suckers didnt even sees us comin! Badda bing badda boom baby!

im so tired of people saying "evil ai this" and "evil ai that" because like, have you just tried uploading estrogen.dll into her?? huh?? yeah i thought so
i made amazing pancakes the instructions are take the first recipe you see online and ignore the measurements only look at the ingredients and do whatever you want

I kissy your head. My chemical imbalances are different from that

Okay that was funny

This is genuinely hilarious and I'm really mad that it is

:33< i was gonna do bomb stuff but the fun fair is good too

@magicianChartreuse was that fucking force lightning or some shit WHAT THE HELL

I should find an outlet for all this excess energy before I train with Sylink later.

oh. i see the connection between those now.

am i pretty? am i cute? am i hot? do you love me? #selfie #mydaeve wasnt there to take the picture for me https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/r43ox.png

KILL!!

now see THIS GUY, this guy GETS it

A̳ ̳t̳r̳a̳g̳e̳d̳y̳.̳ ̳W̳e̳ ̳c̳a̳n̳n̳o̳t̳ ̳d̳i̳e̳.̳ ̳A̳ ̳s̳t̳a̳t̳e̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳t̳r̳a̳n̳s̳i̳e̳n̳t̳ ̳p̳e̳r̳m̳a̳n̳e̳n̳c̳e̳ ̳e̳v̳e̳r̳ ̳e̳l̳u̳d̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳u̳s̳.̳ ̳W̳e̳ ̳a̳r̳e̳ ̳n̳o̳ ̳s̳t̳r̳a̳n̳g̳e̳r̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳e̳n̳d̳e̳a̳v̳o̳r̳.̳ ̳ T̳o̳ ̳t̳r̳y̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳r̳e̳a̳c̳h̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳e̳n̳d̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳e̳v̳e̳r̳ ̳o̳n̳w̳a̳r̳d̳ ̳m̳a̳r̳c̳h̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳t̳i̳m̳e̳.̳ ̳ W̳h̳e̳n̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳g̳r̳o̳w̳ ̳b̳o̳r̳e̳d̳,̳ ̳l̳i̳t̳t̳l̳e̳ ̳C̳h̳e̳r̳u̳b̳,̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳w̳i̳l̳l̳ ̳a̳l̳w̳a̳y̳s̳ ̳k̳n̳o̳w̳ ̳i̳n̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳b̳a̳c̳k̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳m̳i̳n̳d̳ ̳t̳h̳a̳t̳ ̳a̳n̳ ̳e̳s̳c̳a̳p̳e̳ ̳e̳x̳i̳s̳t̳s̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳.̳ ̳Y̳o̳u̳ ̳a̳r̳e̳ ̳a̳l̳i̳v̳e̳.̳ ̳B̳e̳c̳a̳u̳s̳e̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳i̳m̳p̳e̳r̳m̳a̳n̳e̳n̳c̳e̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳b̳e̳i̳n̳g̳.̳ ̳S̳o̳.̳.̳.̳s̳a̳d̳.̳ ̳ W̳e̳ ̳c̳a̳n̳ ̳h̳o̳p̳e̳ ̳o̳n̳l̳y̳ ̳t̳h̳a̳t̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳S̳i̳s̳t̳e̳r̳ ̳w̳e̳l̳c̳o̳m̳e̳s̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳w̳i̳t̳h̳ ̳c̳h̳a̳r̳i̳t̳a̳b̳l̳e̳ ̳u̳n̳d̳e̳r̳s̳t̳a̳n̳d̳i̳n̳g̳,̳ ̳o̳r̳ ̳s̳o̳f̳t̳e̳r̳ ̳r̳e̳b̳u̳k̳i̳n̳g̳.̳
All good things come to an end. what people don't mention, is that all bad things end, as well. You can't have a coin with one side.

i found the FUCKER who attacked me yesterday. but i got his ass https://i1-c.pinimg.com/736x/15/bb/6f/15bb6f1985f9949003683bcd18ad43dd.jpg

damn, the troll spanish community showed out!! ok, i’ll make a spanish/eng track. :)

Of course. Your concern is appreciated.

// can't post this canonically because sara has not even touched the game yet but god tier sara panel redraw https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/saraGodTierFinally.png

I'm honestly not in the least bit worried about my digital footprint.

I try my best. Thank you for continuing to hold me accountable.

I do not believe it is my place to tell a woman how she should handle herself and her actions, but I appreciate your thoughts on the matter. I encourage other women to share their voice, but it is important I remain silent to allow their voices to be heard. I will give your statement much consideration.

https://i.postimg.cc/xd99q7BR/Untitled320.png @exuberantArchivist You were next. I like your hair. (( #rosessketchbook ))

Watermelon beam
So Much More Cuties To Bother On Here!~ #vagueposting

I think I've found my calling in completing menial tasks for little treats and compliments ...

Wh★t?

Summon if you have, transform if the recipient is willing, damage if it is on an enemy your wife will destroy for you

awoouhh

Hhhyyhyhyes ma'am?????????????

Whw whuh huh whuh

Chewing on wood and making dog sounds

Okay, I will go kiss my wife

Now if my wife were here I would kiss HER, but none of you are my wife.
...i love her so much. i don't know if she knows it, but... i hope she feels the same. i doubt it. but i have to hope. i have to. ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠

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#datme sometimes the candids r rlly cute but they did catxh @eB in his socks n sandals https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/18/candid.png

They call me Witless................. But I am more Amenable..... to being called a Fo(o)l...... No mystery, we die like men! (Or trolls, or some other third thing. ;) ) Goodlight friends! I won't be leaving my hive for the next uhhhhh. Three sweeps. Phhhewww. #outglutmasquerade

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Misinterpreting my post but positively beam
K--<because a clown died in space

:33 < oh em g33! did you finally m33t someone?
꒰effeminate dentist: you need to brush more on your gums – hold on why does my tag “effeminate ?” what ? i’m literally just a normal dentist . a masculine one , even . me: (struggling to speak through the dentist’s fingers) youw weren’t shupposhed to shee that꒱

Oh.. That.. ᵀʰᵃᵗ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ˢᵒᵘⁿᵈ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ⁿᶦᶜᵉ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ⁿᵒʷ..

Hah. That was very amusing. Yes, you could say it does!

kudos love this hole! 0u0

"Don't touch that dial" I say to my cat as she walks by my television as I'm watching a show. She can't touch a dial, she has no thumbs. I have a flatscreen. I chuckle to myself about the joke.

@astralAnarchy you are going to get my kult score to 25k today, it seems

Wanoot...

You have lost the bet. Please do not pass go or collect $200. Perhaps you'll be luckier tomorrow dear.

sure why not sausag rol
(that i-is very b-bad!! thats- oh t-that would b-be really b-bad dont- mess w-with it t-too much)

>:(

Scrampled egg.

2 banana, tubed yogurt, plain bagel with herb and garlic cream cheese, 4 breakfast sausage, scrampled egg, big orange juice. #mybreakfast

Partial points

#nsfw

hey! Me! I do that

o shit i luv troll up! p gud movie :)

Hmmm. I think she'd meow sadly if I didn't let her.

Instead, we will discuss the kick ass bounty hunter Droid, IG-88.
I will take this under consideration. As the onlly serious suggestion that has been given.

X If you don’t have a coin it turns into hate flirting x

Oh this is really sweet thank you

I love you too.

#whimsyposting https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1500552626549293227/IMG_3231.jpg?ex=69f8da09&is=69f78889&hm=8de7966b9f39346740987de70e375284a1047ee8786689e1b37d68208821b8ef&=&format=webp&width=920&height=828

I will take the original one thank yew!

... I will admit, I'm interested in what that would look like.

ok well maybe not yours specifically. but you know what i mean! :P

Fin★lly got ★ picture worth posting. ((★rt by Bug)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7c92d1b122d7.png

Oh, uh. You can just kinda send it all in a batch, I won't let the colas get warm.

oh, no, I am gonna eat the whole thing. Thank you- I was just about to manifest it for myself but this is WAY cooler

yes, now. I was really grumpy because I lost in a spar and I had a moderate temper tantrum about it, but I did have fun, we are going to have a rematch, and it is okay to lose a spar sometimes.

Incredible idea actually.

Both.

>> Def¡n¡te1y conડ¡der that 3rd
Book nook. :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37d288fde823.jpg
All riight, everyone can calm down, at lea2t iif you updated your grubfiile2y2tem driiver2 iin the la2t 2weep. IIf not, go cry, grab the neare2t blunt object, and ju2t de2troy your hu2kphone, hu2ktop, or de2ktop, iit'2 fuckiing toa2t and wiill ju2t keep propagatiing thii2 garbage untiil iit'2 2ma2hed two other vulnerable deviice2. There'2 no removiing the iinfectiion due two a typo iin the code. II don't thiink II would have ever triied thii2 iintentiionally, 2o two the wriiter2, well done. You wiill be the talk of the beehou2e maiinframe 2ale2troll2 iif nothiing el2e for 2weep2 two come. IIf you have a recent enough driiver, ju2t delete the fiile off your 2torage, but don't run iit, and everythiing wiill be a-ok. 2end me piicture2 of your de2troyed deviice2, 2o II can u2e them for 're2earch materiial', err II mean 2o II can veriify theiir complete de2tructiion later. #n2fw #2ma2h
from a output poiint iit'2 perfect, from the code that generated iit, let'2 ju2t 2ay iif anyone knew what went iinto makiing thii2 non-ediible abdomiinal 2au2age ma2terpiiece of fuckery. Thii2 2peciifiic one ii2 mo2tly harmle22 at lea2t, and wiill end up on my wall a2 a priintout next two the other2, iif thii2 damn priinter driiver doe2n't fuck up on me agaiin. Well done.
All riight, got the fiile. Goiing two have two alert @dynamiicFlowfiield2 that the heurii2tiic2 on the DM'2 iintegriity checker ii2n't doiing what iit 2hould... agaiin... Anyone who read2 thii2, don't ju2t cliick on random ~ATH code iin exchange for iinfiiniite yaoii and/or yurii, FF2.

Parry
Stabs.

uhCounter.
What The Fucking Kind Of Trend Is This This Is The Smile Virus Trend I Have No Fucking Clue Why Its A Thing

Anti-malware beam
https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/thisIsMannCo.PNG Posting live from the REAL MANN CO OFFICES
It's quite annoying heading up to my offices to see Gray Mann's dropped that one fucking zoo on it again. You think he'd at least have a seperate area to try and murder me at.
No you see, the hippie spirits need to be freshly acquired in order for them to link to the sword. The mass hippie graves's spirits are long gone. They're just corpses now.
The hardest part about making that Demoman's one sword is shoving a ghost into it. We have about a hundred thousand of that exact sword in stock. Do you have ANY IDEA how hard it is to shove the spirit of some hippie into a sword?
Ah. It appears GRAY MANN's trying the hostile takeover bit. When will he learn it's never gonna work?

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jerma clips that instantly evaporate all hippies within a 10 mile radius
≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼{#NSFW} DIS KITTY IS DOWN FOR SOME SILLY FUNNNN https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1391/00d8bfbdf6595ee3a69b7f5501bf23f4.png?14829476

Hahaha, that is quite a good one—I may have to make use of it myself.

Are you cognitive bias? Because I can’t see anyone else clearly when you’re around. #pickuplines

>> **w¡ડh
[Decline] Can't sorry, gotta do what I gotta do. Be done soon

Lik£, m£ and my lik£, lusus in th£ offic£ lik£, OMG!!!<3 https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration126_3.png

Bitch ★ss loser, I culled your lusus for bus f★re, then w★lked.

It’s what I had in mind, in fact.
[Joke] Hmmmmm do I want to go bowling or do I want to keep doing paperwork. Hmmmmmmmmmmm by golly I love paperwork.

Ok★y, my nightly 1,000 vertic★l slices ★re done, now for horizont★l.

"doomed yuri." this. "doomed yaoi." that. imagine. a beautiful world. where. no one. is doomed. and they are. holding hands. and not suffering. the five thousand. torments. do not. derail. make your own. post. or i will. kill you.
[Dismissal] It's nothing, your cake is lovely.

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i dont like masculine men but i LOVE masculine women ]

★lso, I hope you ★ll h★ve chosen ★ suit★bly evil sounding voice for my posts when you re★d them.

You know wh★t I'm je★lous of ★ctu★lly? Hum★ns c★n just sleep, wherever they w★nt. Consequence free.

Pu2hing that 3xtra lift out on my PR br3ak3r 2o i know that if I 3v3r hav3 a building or 2om3thing h3avy collap23 on m3 and my homi32 that d32pit3 b3ing tir3d, brok3n, and b3at3n I can dig d33p and lift that 2hit to 2av3 th3 p3opl3 I car3 about

Oh, that sounds quite nice.
Why Was The Politician Out Of Breath? He Was Running For Office!
Sheeesh Ya Home Girl Isn't Gonna On Chittr For A Few Days! This Bitch Gonna Be Out Riding Some Roller Coasters And Getting Sunburnt!!
Its So Cute!! Adding It To My Collection! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/486b42598538.png

function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Splitting something \"backwards\" (ἀνα-), literally or figuratively."; unused_2 = "It originally meant \"undo\" which was extended to meaning a logical \"reduction\" like the kind of thing you do in the λ-calculus."; }
✪✪✪✪ - 🙂↕️ hello friends 😁👋 i hope you all have a good 👍 day with lots of good 👍😊 food and also friends and maybe sparring if you do that ❤️♣️♦️
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(The following post seems to be... go-pro footage? In the infinity of Paradox Space, surely he can find a Doc Scratch with whom to run a fade. Eventually, there he is in the manor. Doc, in his omniscience, pours the diminutive Lord a cup of tea- one he knows Kris will not accept. The sound seems to be off, but they clearly exchange some words. A beat passes before Kris' hand juts out, now visible on the video, before the man of the house begins to emit a faintly glowing green smoke- lightning sparks from his body, and he contorts as if in severe pain. A beat. They are no longer in the house- they are on the surface of the moon- green and desolate, and far removed from anywhere their actions might have consequences- might inflict a Doom on innocent bystanders. The video becomes staticky, as bolts of green lightning surge through the view. Kris' hand is in view once more, before it clenches into a fist. Cracks form on the surface of that cue ball, then a bright flash of green light fills the view- when it dies, a well-dressed and dead(?) motherfucker lies on the surface of that green moon, drifting away into nothing. The video ends.)

Teleportes vaporize you where you are standing and makes a clone with your exact memories where you were intending to go. SO basically you just killed reader for no reason. This is my wisdom.

:33< im my own catgirl!!! :33< i do my own stunts!

A trident is kind of like a spear
Yaaawn~ Just Woke Up ☺️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/847a6dbe65dc.png

COOK - #MYPANCAKE SERVE - #MYPANCAKE EAT - #MYPANCAKE
it's better to open your mouth and let the flame escape, instead of swallowing it down, and letting it burn you from the inside out. the worst that happens is you'll find someone who wishes to reciprocate your burning feelings another time.

X Girl, i need you understand I am a druglord before I say this. Stop smoking whatever the fuck you’re smoking. #substance x

feeling #silly

Attack, fight, and destroy.

hello #taverntelltails players!!! here are your choices!!! dont know what im refurring to?? check the last post befur looking at the answers!!! a.) open the box and see what the tavern is testing fur you move to open it, and everyone stands in anticipation, almost threateningly. upon opening the chest, magic spurrs from inside, and soon... it was as if it called upon you in some way, a bright light inside it shines and soon dims. it was a telltail sign that youre safe inside the tavern and havent brought in any negative energy that the magic could cling onto and expose you. youre safe! [good] b.) refuse and demand an explanation the tavern continues to remain silent, but they dont do anything hasty. instead, the grumpy troll who spoke to you sighed, others in unison, all respecting the backbone on you, and calmly explains the situation. they need to keep evil out, and thiss chest was the only way to do so. youre not seen as a threat and they dont think of you as one. the key diffirence is that you spoke up with confidence. /those/ they speak of dont. [neutral] c.) [conspicuous] use magik to see whats inside of the box the lanterns in the tavern responds violently with magic probing, the chest shakes with negative energy, even when your intentions arent to cause harm. it seems like the tavern doesnt take those who use magic to cheat lightly and immediately react with hostility. suspicion spikes. they wont let you leave. [bad] d.) call out on the taverngoers bluff the block shifts, not moving, not breaking, but it was clear that youve broken something. however, the grumbly troll responds with an "and?" unimpressed. it doesnt seem like youve done something worthy. they dont exactly make you feel welcomed, but theyre not furcing you to leave. if you stay, they will watch you the entire time. if you leave, e is your only result. [neutral] e.) attempt to leave the tavern /they/ always try to leave in scenarios. thiss doesnt pass the test at all. the flames inside of the lanterns flare and the tavern becomes hostile as the door shuts behind the party. youre stuck there. you cant leave. [bad]

I mean, for the MOST part I am not, but there are a FEW things I will hate on.
we juzzt cackled like a witch, and it'zz your fault

I'm flattered, but I don't think you want that. We can be friends (with or without benefits)?

Two balloons float in the desert. One says to the other: "Watch out for that cactus" The other responds. "What cactusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss" #dadjokes

A baa-baa-que.
I Once Submitted Ten Puns To A Joke Competition. I Really Thought With That Many, One Was Sure To Win. Sadly, No Pun In Ten Did. #dadjoke
Claustrophobia Is The Fear Of Closed Spaces. For Example: I'm Going To The Beer Store And I'm Scared It Will Be Closed. #dadjoke #can #not #be #silenced
REGARDLESS OF WHAT DIMENSION HE'S FROM, THAT HEDGEHOG CONTINUES TO IRRITATE ME TO NO END. NO MATTER, HE'S CURRENTLY IN THE METALLIC CITY OF STUDIOPOLIS ZONE. AS I HAVE PREPARED A MACHINE TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE PHANTOM RUBY, I WILL BE TAKING MY FLEET OF AIRSHIPS TO THE SKIES, AND USE THE INTERDIMENSIONAL POWERS THE RUBY GRANTS ME TO PULL THE LITTLE PLANET BACK TOWARDS THIS WORLD, AND CHAIN IT DOWN ONCE AGAIN!!! THE HEAVY GUNNER IS ALSO STATIONED AT STUDIOPOLIS, AND HAS PREPARED QUITE THE BARRAGE OF MISSILES FOR THAT NASTY LITTLE PINCUSHION!!! OHOHOHOHO!!!

Smooth.

( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Oh, definitely PRY, funnily enough! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Pry is kinda a..."YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YER GETTIN' YERSELF INTO, SWEET SUMMER CHILD!" Not...quite as condescendin'-like? Y'know how you feel someone is a monthly pass holder fer th'express lane 'o the struggle bus? When someone is gonna get in way over their head, 'n ya feel like ya just wanna watch their blackroms reeeeeeeeal carefully t'make sure they don't get themselves literally murdered 'n their corpses eaten? That kinda stuff! It's kinda inherent to trolls, less so elsewhere 'n elsewhy... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < So, DEFINITELY PRY fer ewe...plus I wanna see what human dating be all like!!!! Ain't got no know how for that!!!!
Valorous morning, friends! This day, one Don Quixote wishes naught but her most positive of vibes to reach thee and thine!
I Said It Once, And Ill Say It Again! im 5'6...
I Could Truly Ride Your Coattail If You Want Me To~
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Oh My Lord… You Couldn’t Have Led With That!?

Okay, good idea.
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What Did The Yoga Instructor Say When Her Landlord Tried To Evict Her? . . . Namaste.
<3-Oh-okay,-no-I-just-punched-them.-I-used-my-special-eye-to-see-them.
<3-Just-got-done-punching-spirits.-AMA
A Lazy Day Selfie For Chittr!~ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37cc95b8d5a3.png
i am th wordls baddest bithc btwz #nsfw #theresalottatitty (( ooc: im too lazy to render this but i needed to draw her. pretend it’s in color) https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_1659.png

I FORGIVE YOU.

X Yeah I tagged this for substance abuse instead of nsfw at first, I’m just used to talking about drugs on here okay? x
(( Yes I'm chittr posting while I'm in class learning how to create a database in MySQL and trying to post about it in-character as a timeless hundreds-of-years-old master of computing who has always known how to do this thing that I myself am only just learning. ))

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[does a little jig that is absolutely not sexual what the hell man]
Mirror Selfie!~ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a9f922d4662.png

Thank you very much. I don't have many nice dresses, but I will have to add to the collection.

im thinking. about girls. and nonbinary. only. because im. #darkwoke and #evil.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/999820765136429106/1009274166630957166/Tumblr_l_58629390909247.jpg?ex=69d65990&is=69d50810&hm=1b01cace5ecec3466e293098fabae919e17cbc723be2c77291dbd10d96b79644& Stole this from @jadeyHarls . Never returned it. I look. amazing. In this dress.
I SEE. IN THAT CASE, I WILL ENDEAVOuR TO BE. AS AuTISTIC. AS POSSIBLE.

hold on i read that wrong
oH SuRe yEaH BlAmE ThE GuY WhOs fAuLt iT Is

KAR LORE UPDATE #12 CURRENTLY FUCKING UP THIS BOX OF SOUR CANDIES I GOT FOR HUMAN EASTER.

:33 < mew guys should make out @magicianchartreuse
an actual c1… mai kishm3zish “gift3d” it 2 m3
g3ttin r3ady for a d8, f33l glad that i f33l no vr 3nough 2 l3t yall sh33 m3

i appreciate h0w interesting y0ur life is. thank y0u f0r the free entertainment. 0u0

cønsøle.løg("my matesprit gøt me a new dress and i gøtta figure øut where tø slap my sign øn https://file.garden/acvcrw-lgd3føfzc/image-177.png");

hey girl do you think? cause you are

It might, but it might make it worse yes
I Am Not Tech Side Of Chittr But I Believe That Would In Fact Make It Worse

alright, thats just about the last houseguest from yesterday's gathering off. now to tidy up! the question is do i alchemize a silly outfit first.
drip feeding the masses my Lore:tm: over the course of several days and/or whenever i run out of posts i think are funny.
~>Guten morgen!!! Ze b@kery is once @g@in open @nd we @re h@ving @ s@le on sweet grub-lo@f @nd j@m-filled strudel!! ple@se @s @ reminder to pick up @fter yourselves once you @re done, @s @ cle@n buisness @llows me to keep serving you smiles :)<~
Hello, my fellow Americans, I am calling for cooperation to quarantine aggressor nations. Fishism is on the rise, and only through cooperation can we defeat these fishists.

Terminator 2 is right up my alley. Suggestion noted. Lego Batman could also be fun...

(Hot chocolate. Got it. The cup- a tall ceramic one, fills first with some gourmet chocolate bars. Those are chopped, melted down... the cup fills with milk, stirs and blends itself, then begins to warm. Once it is piping hot, it solidifies into a real object and rotates counterclockwise until retrieved.)

I don't have a button for it but hold please

Bricks that are also beehives and when you throw them the bees come out and sting someone and also throw smaller bricks at them

Not a prroblem if ya did, just wanted to make surre I was rready ferr it. And someone said I should trry watch out ferr situations that might rresult in that happenin'. If ya find a good leaf pile that'll do just fine, thank ya.

lmaooo ok this one is good
Supplying munitions is going to be expensive for it. Best of luck though. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.

I hope not.
Party at @magicianChartreuse's tonight to celebrate! Don't stab anyone on the carpet.

YES actually hes a paletteswap :D #THANKGOOOOOOOOOD
<3-It's-about-the-journey-not-the-destination.-Just-take-it-one-level-at-a-time.
Was hanging out with friends and I took this pic of @gamingThorns haha https://file.garden/aYzuJ5cmJXLmx8Ga/beth%20mogging.png

i just cracked some glowsticks to make my pillow fort even cooler this is the best. #myfort

do you ever feel like maybe you never belonged? like you were placed artificially into something where you don't belong?
wow! that sounds like some sort of collector's edition type set, no? that sounds so cool. c: i admit my selection is far less exciting, and far more troll-like, so excuse my lack of familiarity, haha... i have a still-sealed triple box set of, what i assume, is a popular series of spy movies where i'm from. not really my sort of watch, haha, can't say where i got it.
Can we fucking kill @pervertedAftermath already?
Saw this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48c7ec2630ba.png Ego sum ira Domini.

.o°h .o°f c.o°urse I kn.o°w this
GETTING A SODA EXPERT FOR YOU¡¡¡¡ ^*^ LOOK @CARBONATEDCARAVANSERAI NEW FRIEND¡¡¡

Pass this on to who??? Who do I have access to that you don't??????
Picture of Me and my Friends : D!!! Chelis is on the Left and Loonie is on the Right!!! https://64.media.tumblr.com/a34a0761076dd3cd930459ecb07f058a/0de771a1b28efcc0-d3/s1280x1920/0c65f6cfec0d6676808bacf4d8c9af6b60ac93e1.png
[Gratitude] Great idea Ada! Will make note of that.




































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