THE DETECTERROR
@criticalConspiracist
DON'T COME ANYWHERE NEAR ME. I don't trust you and I never will NOW LEAVE ME ALONE self appointed detecterror <> eusocialPedant
closing your eyes to sleep TO WILLFULLY INVITE yourself to a realm of imagined delight OR horrors are YOU going to fall for it?
NOT SURE HOW THIS ISNT COMMON KNOWLEDGE at this point but receiving ANYTHING you didnt ask for in the mail is a DEAD GIVEAWAY that YOU are the product
i received a my little pony dvd once and then i remembered i entered a contest on bin weevils to win it. NOTHING comes to you without a reason. do not open random storage devices on your computer.
the UNIVERSE as we know it could be ending before your oculars and SOME OF YOU would still be like "PROOF???"
a lot of you get the MISCONCEPTION that i am GROSSLY UNHYGENIC. i take PLENTY CARE OF MY HYGEINE. i just dont use your easily hijackable METHODS.
WHY BOTHER WASHING YOUR HANDS in public places?? DON'T YOU KNOW THEY CAN COLLECT YOUR FINGERPRINTS THAT WAY?
they don't do this 8ut also, may8e carry like. a sanitizer spray or something
OF COURSE I CARRY THAT WITH ME.
okay thank god
WHAT, do you think i am just a WALKING, TALKING, FILTH REPOSITORY??
I WAS WORRIED OKAY
MY GOD.
arent you always wearing gloves anyways?
Pretty much. I don't have a leg to stand on here, I just think it's perhaps best not to just say "Don't wash your hands in public" without also adding that you sanitize in other ways. Some people are not very intelligent.
dont have to tell me twice
A TROLL WITH A BRAIN CHIP cut me off in traffic so i took out my FLIPPER ZERO and made him gender dysphoric
i can’t explain the power move this post is but i feel i don’t need to lmfao
⦓ Something similar to this happened to me... ⦔
JUNIOR. no request just acknowledging your existence
\ i >< i /7 #juniorsalute
stop signs, traffic lights ARE YOU SO EASILY CONTROLLED by inanimate objects?
a LOT of you give the benefit of the doubt to people that ARE OBVIOUSLY serenading you with a silver tongue YES YES, this fellow with their arm behind their back is SURELY not concealing anything
in my experience, it’s actUally a bit difficUlt to manipUlate people here.
HEADACHE? SIMPLE TRICK. close your screens and lay down THE BIG PHARMA doesnt want you to know this, HOW ELSE would they microdose you with nanoscopic NEUROCHIPS???
actual advice paired with something insane!! i'm amazed by your ways!
WHO DO YOU THINK MINTED THE COFFEE BEAN? don't buy from the shelves theyre riddled with FILTH GROW YOUR OWN
UMM, WHO?
it was a COLLECTIVE DECISION by the clown government to ensure they know how every grain is weighted
AW SHIT I JUST SPAT MY COFFEE EVERYWHERE.
HIVE GROWN OR STORE BOUGHT???
STORE BROUGHT :(
rectify this immediately
YES, MA’AM. NO MORE BEANS IN THE OFFICE.
DON'T ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE BESTED by challenges clearly designed for you to overcome
living your life knowing you will never get justice for anything that happened to you
☆then maKe your own fuKKin justice☆
[BEGIN MESSAGE] and fight tt0 pr0ve it wi|| n0t break y0u. [END MESSAGE]
some of you are MERELY THROW AWAY VILLAINS. barely relevant to ANY story
♠️█ ░ is that why y0ure still here...? t0 seek like c0mpany? 0r is there perhaps...an0ther reas0n...? ପ(∗´ര ︿ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️
punpppernickel :)
I COU̶LD NAME A FEW INDIVIDU̶ALS.
Most of the time the villain is just there to be discarded anyway.
BREAK THE CHAINS THAT BIND YOU. i have made my way to feel the weather
she doesnt know
Bievey... If something happens to you again while he's unaware, asleep, or because you pushed her away, she's going to snap. Just... Stay safe, alright?
prison break
YAY
tonight will be over.. tonight has to be over
NO
Not ideal. I should make my way back soon anyway. At some point. Can't be specific, website's too public.
EVERY CHOICE YOU MAKE creates a rift in the timeline, leading to a thousand offshoot timelines where you decided to do something else
"= no i only have one. ="
"= one offshoot. fuck that guy. by the way. ahem. ="
i w6Vld neV6r decide n6t to.... THE KILL......... eVen in... ANOTHER TIMELINE
what are our pans made for, IF NOT TO THINK?
[BEGIN MESSAGE] he||0 again bievey. [END MESSAGE]
I JUST NEED TONIGHT TO BE OVER.
there is MUCH discovery to be done
HATE ME IF YOU MUST but im right and i will die being right
MY RECENT POST is in line with this website as well i KNOW some of you lived this long without "incidents" happening to you but ever since I HAVE COME ALONG i have had things happen to me and i KNOW THE SAME HAS COME OF YOU. wake up THIS IS NOT FICTICIOUS, we are cursed by this website
what if things have always been happening to me
then you need to invest in a gun
hope for the best PLAN FOR THE WORST
▲ok you might belong in a psych ward but everyone gets one conspiracy theory and this is mine▼ ▲bet its cuz of mocali or something she did when she started this place▼ ▲i think there was some big glitch in the first week about the timeline convergence or whatever, a post with maybe five reacts on it last i saw, but, if you find it...▼
the fact you even thought of it SHOWS ME that you want to believe it START BELIEVING. its time to wake up
i don't like guns tho ;( make love not war. unless you mean the gun i always got locked an loaded between my teeth hahaha. cause words, yknow. tongue, language, quickdraw talker. you get the point. anyway yeah never been big on shooty mcshooty stuff tbh.
yeah, sꙮcial media makes yꙮur life wꙮrse. we knꙮw. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
▲I mean we can't be that cursed either... i dunno, some sort of curse of bad thing and it gets resolved? Like a sit com or something▼ ▲almost everyone who dies comes back▼
torment forever nexus
▲yeah, basically▼