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@aviaryComplex

he/him my dms are open so long as you arent a massive shithead about it.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 1015Kull Score: 89315 followers5 following

somewhere out there there’s a forest at a constant war about whether or not there’s holes in the dirt.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

https://files.catbox.moe/wkxpev.jpeg #nsfw

Kult: +10
Total: 10

they call me the sleepyhead the way i am always sleepy as fuck these days.

Kult: +17
Total: 17

ipod.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

pspspspspspsps pspspspspspspspspspspsppspspspspsps pspspspsps

Kult: +60
Kull: +50
Total: 110
Ratio: 1.20
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

?

@techhDogg[TD]

you are not beating the sad meow meow allegations with this one brotato chip

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

hey all isaid wasdoing was questioning it and hey im not a sad meow meow allegation at all fuckface

@techhDogg[TD]

here kitty kitty

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

km not a fucking cat what areyou even pspspsping for

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nonbinary
love yourself
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < nya

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@techhDogg[TD]

i was seeing what would show up if i went pspspspsps and you in fact did.

fire

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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nonbinary
love yourself
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < *ac purrs an amen break*

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

a bird calljng over thevdog

i think the airport drink disposal can counts as a sinister potion.

Kult: +35
Kull: +25
Total: 60
Ratio: 1.40
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

hhrheh i e definitely made one of those inthere

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Boundless Potential
There's a wellspring of greatness ahead. This user will find it.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Observed.
This user is being watched.
#ABCC RSVP
Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer
@neonAllnight[NA]

the airport jungle juice

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
@techhDogg[TD]

i think if you threw one of those in like a glass vial at someone it would blind them regardless of if it hit them in the eyes. thats just what it does. sinister airport potion of blindness.

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

3day blindeinhhg potion

Kult: +5
Total: 5

actually wait cauldron might be a better word here sinister cauldron with which to produce the sinister potions

crazy shit to wake up to if im being honest what the hell is happening

Kult: +12
Total: 12

i am up before the worm once more. the earliest bird. do you like waffles.

Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33
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nonbinary
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < the late bird gets a furry diffurent worm B33 < yeah we like waffles

you are the latest bird. like as late as possible. so late you're early for the next worm.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Patron
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nonbinary
love yourself
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
@aventurineCopycat[AC]

BX33 < the patient cat catches the mouse purrhaps

Kult: +5
Total: 5

runny egg sandwich for breakfast

Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00

isnt this like cannibalism? #cannibalism

i am not going to even entertain the thought that this is cannibalism because that makes me a damn chicken and i aint no chicken.

hashtag no pants

Kult: +10
Total: 10

we should all pick movies to watch together in a marathon for halloween later on. like just a bunch of spooky shit in a row.

Kult: +50
Kull: +25
Total: 75
Ratio: 2.00
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tatis-inəpʰu
This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.
@tantilicatiousToaster[TT]

Is scººbƴ dºº zºmbịɛ ịslªnd ª Hªllºwɛɛn fịlm?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

like separate series or... because the insidious movies are fucking incredible

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chronic Catturbater
This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
@aromaticCamellia[AC]

:33 < i'm a slut for the sanderson sisters :33 < such a slut that i forgot the name of the dyarn movie

Kult: +15
Total: 15

yes but because including it would be funny as fuck.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
@techhDogg[TD]

probably separate movies for the sake of not keeping everyone up all night watching the same series.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Disco Connoisseur
This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Get Crazy, Get Wild
This user would never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
@twostepGodhead[TG]

every time i see someone post an ask box thing i think about making one but then i go nah you should just all dm me instead if you got something to say

Kult: +55
Kull: +35
Total: 90
Ratio: 1.57
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transgender
love yourself
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
@tipsyGlamour[TG]

done

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Mg. Slobberpet
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Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
@gallowsChamaleon[GC]

CH1CK3N BUTT

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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
Hole Expert
This user has delved into many unknown crevices.
Clicker Frenzy
This user is chronically online in a unique way.
@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Noted.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Disco Connoisseur
This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Get Crazy, Get Wild
This user would never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
@twostepGodhead[TG]

answered

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Disco Connoisseur
This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Get Crazy, Get Wild
This user would never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
@twostepGodhead[TG]

damn i got got by the chicken butt

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Disco Connoisseur
This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Get Crazy, Get Wild
This user would never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
@twostepGodhead[TG]

100% my favorite larkso

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
Hole Expert
This user has delved into many unknown crevices.
Clicker Frenzy
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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

:▷!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

how the hell do people enjoy energy drinks so much this tastes like a violent green jolly rancher.

Kult: +57
Kull: +45
Total: 102
Ratio: 1.27
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transgender
love yourself
bisexual
love yourself
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Rubber Pride
Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
@embellishedBookworm[EB]

because coffee is worse.

coffee is great if it isn't burnt you sure the coffe you had wasnt just bad coffee

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
@capriciousWardog[CW]

yEaH, tHaT'S LiKe tHe bEsT PaRt dUdE. tHe fUcKiN DrInK HuRtS Ya bAcK! (O:

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

mango monster energy ftw

Kult: +10
Total: 10
EJ
asexual
love yourself
transgender
love yourself
nonbinary
love yourself
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
Wage Slave
What an industrious little bug this user is! Hope the pay is worth it?
@emergentJobhopper[EJ]

yeah exactlie this

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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transgender
love yourself
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love yourself
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Rubber Pride
Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
@embellishedBookworm[EB]

sorry, it just all tastes like coffee, which is a bad taste.

Kult: +7
Total: 7

the drink fighting back isn't really the worst part either its just one of the little things that make it worse. potent drink too. i dont think im even that sensitive to caffeine.

i guess the one thing ill give monster energy is i havent had the other flavors. maybe ill grab a different one next time but the green regular one is the usual advertised basic ass monster and it sucks.

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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
@capriciousWardog[CW]

mIgHt nOt lIkE ThInK ThAt bUt yA ToTaLlY CoUlD Be. GoTtA FiNd a lEsS FuCkInG ViOlEnT FlAvOr. DoN'T ThInK EnErGy dRiNkS MeNt tO Be eNjOyEd (O: hOnK HoNkHoNk

laughing at this rn https://files.catbox.moe/fumm69.jpeg

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00
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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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Beforian
Those who came before us.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
Leather Pride
This user thinks leather accessories are a MUST have!
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < @composedGrievances 8=l < I'm confident I've said e%actly this to you in a similar conte%t

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

holy fuck i’m so glad i’m not in a relationship with issues / imminent danger right now that’s like the entire dash at this point are you guys okay

Kult: +29
Kull: +10
Total: 39
Ratio: 2.90
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Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
@destinedKiller[DK]

context...?

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tatis-inəpʰu
This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.
gay for lads
this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@invasiveLovebug[IL]

No relationshiꫂ❁ is definitely a lot better than a bad relationshiꫂ❁ ❣︎

Kult: +5
Total: 5

fun fact

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00
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Dash Certified
Loyal, reckless, and friendship-powered. Beloved in more ways than one.
@timaeusTurning[TT]

That's a pretty cool fun fact.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

pierogi.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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first guardian
with infinite power comes infinite responsibility
genesis
from the beginning
@aberrantlyCapricious[AC]

is that what you made

Kult: +5
Total: 5

if i put a loose feather in your hair you wouldnt notice the whole day and it would be funny as fuck

Kult: +35
Kull: +32
Total: 67
Ratio: 1.09
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first guardian
with infinite power comes infinite responsibility
genesis
from the beginning
@aberrantlyCapricious[AC]

i would probably notice but i wont say i wouldnt play with it

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Mg. Slobberpet
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@gallowsCatharsis[GC]

TH4T 1MPL13S YOUD B3 4BL3 TO G3T CLOS3 3NOUGH TO DO TH4T 1N TH3 F1RST PL4C3

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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@knightGeneticist[KG]

GOTTA SAY… I HATE THIS WORKED. MY DAVESPRITE WAS KIND OF AN ORANGE FEATHERY FUCK AND LOVED PLAYING THIS SHIT ON ME WHEN HE COULD AND BECAUSE IF MY HAIR BEING SO THICK I REALLY NEVER FUCKING NOTICED AND IT WOULD ANNOY ME TO NO END…. NOW I KIND OF MISS IT.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

you never know i could do it whenever whos to say im the one approaching whos to say i havent already done it my feathers could be anywhere right now

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Mg. Slobberpet
This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.
@gallowsCatharsis[GC]

1 WOULD SM3LL TH3M 31TH3R W4Y!

im about to start learning to cook something new for fun today does anyone have suggestions not because i cant look it up or something but because i want to know what crazy shit you guys can cook im nosy as fuck.

Kult: +42
Kull: +30
Total: 72
Ratio: 1.40
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first guardian
with infinite power comes infinite responsibility
genesis
from the beginning
@aberrantlyCapricious[AC]

chorizo a la sidra

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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special little chuddy
This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.
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Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Time's Up
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davedimes
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@turntablefortG[TG]

only thing i can cook as of now is stuffing sometimes with meatballs

dude you gotta get you into cooking this shits actually fun as fuck like im making burgers that taste good as fuck.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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special little chuddy
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Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Time's Up
This user's timeline was utterly doomed.
davedimes
Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.
@turntablefortG[TG]

hey man i just started that stuffing was totally from scratch though yknow im kind of afraid to use my tiny little stove ive been burned before

oh shit thats fire oh and fire from the stove i guess

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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special little chuddy
This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.
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A user of potential repute.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Time's Up
This user's timeline was utterly doomed.
davedimes
Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.
@turntablefortG[TG]

smuppet sauté its whats for dinner

i have entirely too much energy right now

Kult: +35
Kull: +25
Total: 60
Ratio: 1.40

sucks the energy from u like a vampire

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@tipsyGuy[TG]

thanks i appreciate that bro

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

work at mcdonalds

ur so welcom

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@techhDogg[TD]

i’m not that desperate damn

Kult: +5
Total: 5