Orange flavored sprite
@aviaryComplex
he/him my dms are open so long as you arent a massive shithead about it.
somewhere out there there’s a forest at a constant war about whether or not there’s holes in the dirt.
https://files.catbox.moe/wkxpev.jpeg #nsfw
they call me the sleepyhead the way i am always sleepy as fuck these days.
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hey all isaid wasdoing was questioning it and hey im not a sad meow meow allegation at all fuckface
i think the airport drink disposal can counts as a sinister potion.
i think if you threw one of those in like a glass vial at someone it would blind them regardless of if it hit them in the eyes. thats just what it does. sinister airport potion of blindness.
actually wait cauldron might be a better word here sinister cauldron with which to produce the sinister potions
crazy shit to wake up to if im being honest what the hell is happening
i am up before the worm once more. the earliest bird. do you like waffles.
B33 < the late bird gets a furry diffurent worm B33 < yeah we like waffles
you are the latest bird. like as late as possible. so late you're early for the next worm.
runny egg sandwich for breakfast
i am not going to even entertain the thought that this is cannibalism because that makes me a damn chicken and i aint no chicken.
we should all pick movies to watch together in a marathon for halloween later on. like just a bunch of spooky shit in a row.
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like separate series or... because the insidious movies are fucking incredible
:33 < i'm a slut for the sanderson sisters :33 < such a slut that i forgot the name of the dyarn movie
probably separate movies for the sake of not keeping everyone up all night watching the same series.
how the hell do people enjoy energy drinks so much this tastes like a violent green jolly rancher.
coffee is great if it isn't burnt you sure the coffe you had wasnt just bad coffee
yEaH, tHaT'S LiKe tHe bEsT PaRt dUdE. tHe fUcKiN DrInK HuRtS Ya bAcK! (O:
the drink fighting back isn't really the worst part either its just one of the little things that make it worse. potent drink too. i dont think im even that sensitive to caffeine.
i guess the one thing ill give monster energy is i havent had the other flavors. maybe ill grab a different one next time but the green regular one is the usual advertised basic ass monster and it sucks.
mIgHt nOt lIkE ThInK ThAt bUt yA ToTaLlY CoUlD Be. GoTtA FiNd a lEsS FuCkInG ViOlEnT FlAvOr. DoN'T ThInK EnErGy dRiNkS MeNt tO Be eNjOyEd (O: hOnK HoNkHoNk
laughing at this rn https://files.catbox.moe/fumm69.jpeg
8=l < @composedGrievances 8=l < I'm confident I've said e%actly this to you in a similar conte%t
holy fuck i’m so glad i’m not in a relationship with issues / imminent danger right now that’s like the entire dash at this point are you guys okay
No relationshiꫂ❁ is definitely a lot better than a bad relationshiꫂ❁ ❣︎
if i put a loose feather in your hair you wouldnt notice the whole day and it would be funny as fuck
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GOTTA SAY… I HATE THIS WORKED. MY DAVESPRITE WAS KIND OF AN ORANGE FEATHERY FUCK AND LOVED PLAYING THIS SHIT ON ME WHEN HE COULD AND BECAUSE IF MY HAIR BEING SO THICK I REALLY NEVER FUCKING NOTICED AND IT WOULD ANNOY ME TO NO END…. NOW I KIND OF MISS IT.
you never know i could do it whenever whos to say im the one approaching whos to say i havent already done it my feathers could be anywhere right now
im about to start learning to cook something new for fun today does anyone have suggestions not because i cant look it up or something but because i want to know what crazy shit you guys can cook im nosy as fuck.
only thing i can cook as of now is stuffing sometimes with meatballs
dude you gotta get you into cooking this shits actually fun as fuck like im making burgers that taste good as fuck.
hey man i just started that stuffing was totally from scratch though yknow im kind of afraid to use my tiny little stove ive been burned before
i have entirely too much energy right now
i would contribute to the backflip conversation but i do flips like it’s fucking nothing i don’t wanna embarrass yall.