THE DETECTERROR
@criticalConspiracist
ALL THINGS COME TO CHANGE whether or not yours is a good one is for YOU to decide self appointed detecterror <> eusocialPedant
JUST LET IT BE MONDAY. do whatever you want
=oXO happy whatever you want monday¡¡¡ and whatever you want every day also yay¡ =oXO
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO KIDNAP ME. I HAVE A LOADED REVOLVER AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. OF COURSE there is possibly a universe where i miss my shots and fail horribly in other words DONT TOUCH ME UNLESS YOU WISH TO FIND OUT YOURE IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I DONT MISS???
the universe is one big PATCHWORK QUILT hundreds, thousands, millions to billions of threads impossibly weaving together to create A COSMIC BLANKET that we exist in and SOME OF YOU are hellbent on making decisions that cause your existence to suck
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... it appearz i mizzed y0ur return p0zt. my ap0|0giez. [EMOTION: re|ief. warmth.] g00d tt0 zee y0u. [END MESSAGE]
that's quite .interesting. reminds me .on my .own silly theory .about world being made .of magic web.
THE REASON they made pens have that satisfying click sound is to DISTRACT YOU from writing your things. RESIST THE SIREN SONG OF THE CLICKETY-CLICK.
muulax if i wanted to use a pencil i wouldnt be writing important things that could be erased
have you wondered .about... paper shredder. yes, they do .exist .and pen won't save your writing. sadly... .or .a fire. .it's .also .a way to destroy materials. molten lava... for .important stuff... best to keep .in mind. .i've been doing this for .a long, long time. yet .it does have side .effects.
'Against All Odds'
( Ꮚ⚀ロ⚀Ꮚ) < ...? ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < ... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Hmmph. After all this time Never woulda suspected you kept it.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... i |ike tthe badgez y0u have ch0zen tt0 dec0rate y0ur bag with. [END MESSAGE]
TOLD YOU SO.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A RECURRING FACE in your dreams? THAT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE. your neural network has been hijacked by an external force and has begun inhabiting your thinkpan like a BEDRAGGLED POLTERGEIST.
im trying not to see things lately. certain royalties take too much interest.
♠️█ ░ huh...? ପ(∗´ᗒ ࡇ ᗕ´∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ 💢💢💢♠️♠️♠️█ ░ i am N0T bedraggled! ପ(∗´ര 益 ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♠️♠️💢💢💢
THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING GOING ON...
[BEGIN MESSAGE] indeed. it iz ttiring. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] tt0 z0|ve it a|| at 0nce? 0r enzure n0thing c0ntinuez tt0 happen? [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... i can tthink 0f z0me wayz but tthey are n0t rea|iztic. [END MESSAGE]
and yet, my pocket remained full of dice all the same
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Why not give 'em a shake, a blow, and a roll? Fer old time's sake. Scuttle them across the floor, 'n see where it takes ya in terms of a turnabout high or low number. I think I know which set yer workin' with, too.
.. FOR NOW'S TIME'S SAKE. maybe i will make a difference
the tiny gears in a clock turn to account for temporal dilation IF YOURE SMART ENOUGH you can reverse engineer it to go back in time
Ɏ you just ha-a-ave to flip it turn-wa-a-ays a-a-and then when its ba-a-ackwa-a-ards it'll go the other direction Ɏ
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ...I'd respectfully rather live present day, present time. Hahaha! ᴗദ്ദി(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< Ewe get too caught up in tryna do 'n undo everything, yain't never gonna make a single decision in yer life ewe don't regret or overthink before ya even made it! That kinda purity will lead to a decision paralysis that'll leave ya stunned at the start of every turn fer the rest 'o forever!!!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AND YET...it don't mean I would! They made me who I am, and the folks I keep around who they are as well! It'd be a pyrrhic effort to burn my future to keep the past warm...wouldn't feel neither in the now!
so every day BUT FRIDAY calling me FAT is an insult BUT ON FRIDAY calling me fat is a praise????
Hah, fat is only an insult to those with dried up, little thinkpans. Fat is the ideal state - the prime physicality. Look at me. Look at all the nutrition I've got, look at the Back-up energy I've gathered. Clearly I excel so much Better at surviving than a lanky wiry troll. Fat fuck friday? It's to *own* this excellence.
A PROFOUND SADNESS populates this body of mine.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... [ACTION:QUERY] d0 y0u want tt0 tta|k ab0ut it? [END MESSAGE]
another dead body has hit the chittr feed
IF YOU'RE ITCHY YOU'VE GOT TO RESIST THE URGE TO ITCH. youll create microscopic dermal tears to allow MOLECULAR GHOSTS inside
IF YOU BREAK A CERAMIC COOKIE JAR, you have a chance to catch the specter of the elderly horror that resides inside it before it haunts another one
DON'T BE AFRAID TO MEDDLE A LITTLE. look into that thing stare at something, find out why something is the way it is
SOMETIMES looking through the little keyholes in doors shows you EXACTLY what's behind them OTHER TIMES theres nothing
GAH. GAH!!! GAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! okay. moment over
rid yourself of hope it gets you nowhere embolden yourself with GRIT and ENDURANCE, TAKE THE BEATING until you come out
i wont eat your clown government mandated confectionary SLOP.
dont be fooled FATE IS NOT REAL. i meant in a very literal sense there are tragedies that are going to happen no matter what AND YOU HAVE TO BE READY...
i mean thats still fate but also theres some evil dipshit future version of me running around on here that i blocked and i refuse to turn into that jackass.
nꙮpe. filling myself with that grindddd. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
DO YOU FEEL IT? the burning desire to be something MORE? thats your soul, your ESSENCE ITCHING CLAWING TO GET OUT of your meaty mech suit you call a body
that is an option yes i suppose ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE ANOTHER SET OF OCULARS ON BOARD..