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@criticalConspiracist

DONT TRY TO LEARN ABOUT ME LIKE YOU CARE i know you dont

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make sure to double tie your shoelaces. LITTLE CLOWN FREAKS FROM THE SEWERS WILL REACH OUT AND UNDO THEM if you walk near a grate

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okay this one is also true

...Ok yeah. i'll give yOu this One.

is this coming from personal experience?

aw dUdE i rEmembEr dOIn this hAhahahaA this OnE's trUE. shAmE to hEAr the clowns stOlE my bit thOUgh.

yE⚠︎h d⚠︎T TrUe =0]

recuperacoons are a scam FACILITATING SENSELESS MURDER. you willingly climb into a sludge filled CASKET??? are you a MUMMY???

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⚰︎ Oh…no…bu♱…caske♱s…are no♱…so bad…𓉸

yeah 8ut how else are trolls supposed to 8lock out the damning screams that echo throughout the day ?? clowns like to run around and torment sleeping wrigglers and shit, slime's the only thing that works ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა

xx_chow_usually_just_uses_a_sopor_pillow_x)_cuz_she_liekz_da_feel_of_sheets_and_covers_moar_den_da_goo_xx

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Finally s.o°me.o°ne gets it

hOw have yOu been wrOng abOut literally everything yOu have pOsted. there are actual mOnsters in the wOrld and yOu're wOrried abOut where everyOne sleeps.

yEAh well mInE's rEAlly cOOl

I've slept in worse, at least these help dull the nightmares when I'm on my own

of course it wouldn't be real calm down Calm Down

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w♓︎at isnt real...?

i just GAZED into a smorgasbord of universes. I SAW EVERY POSSIBLE OUTCOME.. i need to.. ATTAIN THE CORRECT ONE. NO, IT WAS NOT ME STANDING UP TOO FAST. I AM NOT LISTENING TO THIS drivel

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per♓︎aps y♉︎u saw it because y♉︎u st♉︎♉︎d up t♉︎ fast... per♓︎aps y♉︎u c♉︎uld see if y♉︎u c♉︎uld replicate it ♉︎r s♉︎♏︎et♓︎ing... idk...

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HES DEAD!!! I PROPHECIZED IT!!! OH GOD.

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hits HARD HE HITS HARD, HE HITS HAAARD?!?!

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what does this mean.

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DO YOU NOT SEE IT???? THE ALTERNIAN SHADOW WEAVER????

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I think this str★nger is being hit h★rd

what the fuck are you talking about AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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trollbama has been COMPROMISED. nowhere is safe.

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>> Care to f¡11 me ¡n on what happened wh¡1e ¡ waડ aડ1eep?

hes dead

>> ¡ don't th¡nk he'ડ dead, hun. He'ડ w¡th one of h¡ડ cab¡net memberડ r¡ght now.

i have NO MUSINGS FOR YOU right now. i MUST DO RESEARCH!!!

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you know those glints of light off a reflective object? those arent tricks. THEYRE MOMENTARY CRACKS IN REALITY.

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>:33 < I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT. >:33 < LIGHT REFRACTION IS A KNOWN SCIENCE >:33 < READ A BOOK

GET LOST, YOU DICHROMATIC ALTERNATE

>:33 < OKAY, I RESPECT YOUR OPINIONS AND WILL LEAVE >:33 < EVIL NEPETA DOES NOT ACT OUT OF SPITE.

MUSIC? as if. i dont let those parasitic symbol figures into my hear-holes. I WILL NOT BE PUPPETEERED BY THE SOUND WORM.

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[⏺️📶📈] The sun hypnosis and the music cancel out actually.

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yep all music #maybenotweezerthough

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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >Wh/\t th≡ FU[K d0 y0u m≡/\n m/\yb≡ n0t w≡≡z≡r. >!s th!s !mply!ng y0u f≡≡l p0s!t!v≡ /\b0ut w≡≡z≡r's N0¡S!≡? b≡《 /\us≡ th/\t /\!nt mus!《 th/\ts N0¡S!≡

i CANNOT believe you ACTUALLY THINK that doors seal you away from things. youre ONLY SEALING YOURSELF IN.. DO YOU WANT TO BE A CAN OF SARDINES????

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asometimes tyes!

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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >t/\rd

Per$on@77y I Think It Might Fix Me

((hi sorry ooc can we not use this very real slur about developmentally disabled people please))

(((Yup sorry i make kanaka say slurs sometimes because they are a bit ableist (i wanna clarify that *i* am not, im actually disabled myself) but if it makes you or anyone else uncomfortable i will stop! :) sorry for that

((It's ok!! Ik its kinda their thing, it's literally just this one is maybe not the one fisjskksshdjs esp since there's been a huge resurgence of people using it as a slur irl again

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newspapers can COME TO LIFE. the little pictures in the headlines? THOSE ARE MINAITURE STILLS. waiting to wake up. AND SPRING TO LIFE...

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<Hey qu1ck ques710n.. wha7 are y0u sm0k1ng??/>

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NOTHING?? i wouldnt CONTAMINATE MY GENIUS WITH ANY SORT OF NARCOTIC.

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THIS IS ACTUALLY VERY TRUE I SAW IT HAPPEN BEFORE

<0h s0 y0ure ac7ually 7h1s s7up1d/>

dude be nice they're goin through it

trains are giant mechanical lusii that are fueled by passengers. YOU DONT SEE IT HAPPENING, but every time someone goes to a different cabin? DEAD.

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<Man....../>

꒰is that why theres an evil phuntr around꒱

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PROBABLY??? it likely chewed up and spat out some poor troll in his likeness.

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꒰ohhh ok thanks this clears up a lot꒱

GO AWAY!!! GO AWAY!!! SHOO SHOO SHOO LEAVE SHOO!!!!!!

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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >S/\!d b!≡v≡y, 0!n /\ s0《 !/\l m≡d!/\. 0n th≡ publ!《 f≡≡d.

dont you have somewhere else to be awful?

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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >H0w /\m ! b≡!ng /\wful r!ght n0w

YOUR GENERAL... YOU. YOURE JUST GENERALLY KIND OF AWFUL

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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >¡'m gl/\d.

I'm Very Hard To Get Rid Of. #positive

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cacti are not actually plants. theyre PEOPLE in CLUNKY THORN COSTUMES gathering SOLAR POWER on microscopic little solar panels

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dude it seems like living is very scary for you how do you deal with it

@lovwerBoy[LB]

DONT COMMENT ON WHAT ITS LIKE TO LIVE AS ME. WHEN YOU HAVE NEVER. AND CAN NEVER

that's why i'm asking? It's just the vibe i'm gettin could be wrong tho ig

@lovwerBoy[LB]

i deal with it BECAUSE I HAVE TO.

i know i'm askin HOW, not why. obviously you deal with it, you're here. like what helps, you dig? what keeps it goin for you, what keeps the plates spinning.

@lovwerBoy[LB]

like for example i deal with shit sometimes by like. rememberin tomorrow 's me can always be better. or remindin myself people i got. that kinda thing. what does it for you?

@lovwerBoy[LB]

WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME LIKE WE'RE FRIENDS?? we're not i DONT NEED FRIENDS.

oh easy. one i'm friends with everyone especially total strangers. two i like people. three one a MY ways a dealin is gettin to know how everyone else deals. totally selfish i know but thems the breaks.

@lovwerBoy[LB]

i am ABSTAINING from interacting with you. (AFTER THIS POST, SMARTYPANTS)

damn ;/ what i do?

NEVERMIND I RETRACT MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT. i dont want to talk to a single one of you

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˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ ☆h, Why ⚕s Th𝒶t? ≈:0

hey

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hi

what if i asked really nicely?

=oXO um'''' if you don,t want to talk to anyone why are you on the talking to people website''''¿ =oXO

➡️⬇️↘️ HS Wanna play fighting games instead?

ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >H≡y

HI.

SOME OF YOU i would consider... talking to. THE REST OF YOU? NO. NOT EVEN A CHANCE

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I NEED COFFEE. GOOD THING i grow and brew my VERY OWN. free from any traces of the clown military. DID YOU KNOW THE CLOWN GOVERNMENT KNOWS HOW EVERY GRAIN OF MANUFACTURED COFFEE IS WEIGHTED?

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꒰i believe you .꒱

you all think its SO FUNNY to phonetically tickle me. but you're UNWITTINGLY incanting a lecherous hymn to summon the DREDGE OF SONG.

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UGH.. MY DIGESTION SACK IS KILLING ME... LITERALLY ITS KILLING ME IM DYING!!!

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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >F¡N/☆\LLY

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I DONT LIKE YOU

ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >G00d.

they finally got to you...

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NO NO NO

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