

Dave
@turntablefortG
guy with opinions taken // he/him; game over revived // all art and raps by me // all insults ic //

dont be fooled by the way i seem to be right and awesome literally all the time im actually just objectively correct and possess godlike charisma thats all

i keep thinking nsfc means not safe for casper
tree5 really ju5t be d0Ing that 5hIt

what should i save up for first a tv or a desk or a bone drill

going back in time to rethink my life choices brb

can almost do #matespritmonday but like she said we aint trolls so hi jade happy normal monday @gardeningGirl

who do you think would win in a fight me or me

today i learned durians are a real fruit and not something jade made up to mess with me

call that playing with fire
people think im stupid and i am stupid

i fucked up

attempting to operate the stove unsupervised if you dont hear from me again assume i burned the house down and ran away to start a new life under a new name

getting settled in the hole i dug myself into ghosted? no im hibernating see you in the spring

i deserve praise f0r declining two tell the truth. thats usually where i fuck it up.

this might be a problem

did i decline in quality as a dave im feeling gaslit by the universe damn

the more things change and all that

the pile doesnt stop getting taller


















