Dave
@turntablefortG
dead guy with opinions
i made a friend within like five minutes of being on this site and its not even sexual what have you done with your existence
when you shitpost in your dreams you shitpost in real life
this is true it happens to me all the time
mE WITH MY UH, sICK NASTY ROASTS, tHAT I DISH OUT, iTS RARE, bUT UHM, hAPPENS, yOU HAVE GOTTA BELIEVE ME, mY MAN, mY HOMIE,
dont know when this post turned into a full on therapy session shit im not cut out for this racket get me a rose stat i mean i dont know what else to do BUT believe you but understand youre running out of empathy vouchers is all im sayin
sORRY FOR SCARING THE FECAL MATTER OUT OF YOU, dO NOT FEAR ME, i AM HARMLESS MOSTLY,
i like when other people use that modifier mostly i aint afraid of you dw it was the situation that almost got me there friendship off the bat is cool and all like let scrape that bat clean my guy maybe a lil bit of dawn on that sucker bam friendship completely acquired through the shared experience of cleaning baseball equipment bro cant tell me thats not a unique bonding experience
wHAT AN ODD BONDING RITUAL, wE ARE SO BONDED AND FRIENDLY, wE'VE ACTUALLY GONE PRO AT FRIENDSHIP, iN THE BIG FRIENDSHIP LEAGUES, sHIT GETS COMPETITIVE,
i know right like other bitches be tryin to step up on that home plate nah bitches get your ass in the outfield its my bros turn up to bat shits cleaner than a freshly waxed floor sorry jeeves but theres a new standard in town and its called friendship