Dave
@turntablefortG
guy with opinions // icly he/him; game over // all art by me // all insults ic //
(( i Might retcon dave becoming alive... i dont think i was done exploring his frustration over his failures and circumstances... idk im still thinking about it, it was just really sudden and i think it was an impulse decision... ))
#dashwatching https://file.garden/an9qFDa3eyw3S2cF/desperate%20i%20am%20really%20desperate.gif
me rn https://file.garden/an9qFDa3eyw3S2cF/its%20alive!.gif
do you know how long its been since ive been to burger king i used to go there sometimes after school its the nostalgia
borgor king
guys its been like two fucking hours have you still not finished casting your chittr lotr
I let the matter rest about an hour ago. Even I can see when bits are stretched too thin.
i think people are hoping if they keep going, it'll be funny again.
ngl it wasnt super funny to begin with online musical chairs yeah totally sign me up
photosynthesis
why do the really weird quirks come out at night
i dont knovw man, i chuckled. maybe its your problem. liwve a little. hawve fun. get vweird off that quirk.
ok but what does that MEAN do you jack off to grawlix or something interesting fetish i guess still better than some of the others you see around here
how can you have a quirk and not know what a grawlix is like im a dumbass human and i know what it is
i find all three of those statements hard to believe but ok i dont need to know that shit either shine on crybaby
mfucker
filegarden failed me and i took it personally how am i supposed to speak in gifs and memes now
what if i only communicate through raps and dumb gifs and memes from now on what if i did that
I think that would b3 fir3 a2 fuck tbh
I don't know )(ow advisabubble t)(at would be if you want people to understand you, but I barely know w)(at you're talking aboat at t)(e best of times, so go foar it! 3XD
https://file.garden/an9qFDa3eyw3S2cF/prince%20charming%20unce%20unce%20at%20turntables.gif #flashinglights
fuck it i am the bad guy makin tears takin years off other guys lives tryin pity feelin shitty drinkin up to try to thrive makin other guys cry the world was my oyster but when i went to shuck it the pearls all fell down and you know what just fuck it just pearls before swine make it mine wanna shine fumbling with my fingers tryin to keep a hold but what can a motherfucker do when he keeps his eyes shut behind shades i mean which is me which is why i can say fuck it i really am the bad guy #rhymes
You're right pass the gas can. Everything's going up in flames. Blast that shit.
ok i feel a little better there was juice involved
oh shit, important follow up question are you LOOSE with the JUICE?
nah man nah i got this shit locked up tight 6 digit safe code and a bomb rigged for hackers you want the juice you gotta pay up
sorry i only take payments in the form of doritos harder to trace yknow
bbl
https://file.garden/an9qFDa3eyw3S2cF/man%20runs%20into%20a%20mime%20wall.gif
dating requirements: ask nicely
I GOT A SECOND WIND READING ABOUT THE OTHER VERSION OF ME, CAN YOU BLAME ME FOR NOT SLEEPING AFTER SEEING THAT SHIT?
youre always reading shit from other versions of you you should be used to it by now if i was kept up by every dave i ever met id stay up every night kms #suicide
I THINK IF YOU SAW A PREGNANT VERSION OF YOURSELF, YOU TOO WOULD QUESTION REALITY IN MANY FUCKING WAYS. ESPECIALLY IF IT WAS NOT A FEMALE VERSION.
i am always watching
remember everyone the internet is a library anybody can check out for free
no offense but obscure anime does not live in my head rent free
Reciting will come as easily as breathing once you get it down bro. Good luck.
all i have is the anime tune hopefully pikmin can be useful for once and save the ill jams
fuck me i have an anime song stuck in my head but its in japanese so i mostly only remember the vowel sounds help please advise for the love of god
its in JAPANESE dude not even real japanese just like mumbling along to group karaoke where you can hide how you only sort of know the words
my bro used to leave it on sometimes not even watching it hed be nowhere to be found as usual and the remote would be missing
no they didnt even have subtitles there was a mecha one he seemed to like though i dont remember much about it
never heard of it so probably lemme run through their entire soundtrack for the whole series lbr someone on the internet has compiled a list
turns out im mean when im tired whoops