Dave
@turntablefortG
guy with opinions taken // he/him; game over revived // all art and raps by me // all insults ic //
i keep thinking nsfc means not safe for casper
c< aNd, actually, if MeMOry serves, LarKsO used it explicitly as a NOt Safe FOr Casper tag, but tHat MigHt be My paN fucKiN witH Me >c
i see it around rose has a not safe for dave tag thats probably what put it in my head
Literally started as a joke tag Larkso made for things not safe for me and people just took it as gospel and ran lmao
what should i save up for first a tv or a desk or a bone drill
i do kinda miss being able to use a real mouse but man i swear that bone drill is calling to me its sweet siren song of bzzzt and the endless possibilities youre probably right though i need actual furniture
whoa whoa ok desk it is dang you really didnt like that huh
ive been cyber bullied into making an adult decision cant believe this is my life now
8=D < You're welcome 8=l < As a reminder 8=l < Buy the de%, Dave
8=l < Do you want me to be 8=l < Furnish your room, son 8=l < There's a good boy 8=l < Good work, kid
going back in time to rethink my life choices brb
obviously im gonna insult someone who thinks theres nothing wrong with owning people what did you expect you didnt even have a reason for it hows that for not answering questions
You made an aſſumption here, when did I ſay there was nothing wrong? You are not liſtening to my points, nor reading between the lines. To ſtate it explicitly I believe there is a moral inconſiſtency in the practices of ſlavery and our cultural zeitgeiſt which would theoretically make many aſpects of it “wrong”. However, I am not the one who decides what is right and wrong, even as royalty.
jesus christ i just checked my horoscope and it told me circumlocution is in retrograde today and damn if that aint true putting words in your own mouth just makes you look dumb when i do it to you too chipmunk face full of bad opinions
what no how did you even make that conclusion think youre the one not listening here
You ſaid I had bad opinions when I ſaid I think ſlavery is perhaps “wrong”. So the oppoſite of this, as is implied to be your good opinion, is that ſlavery is “right”.
Becauſe I am willing to make a riſky admittance of near blaſphemous proportions, I have bad opinions? You do realize from my perſpective this aligns you with the greater conſenſus of moſt empirical officials.
can almost do #matespritmonday but like she said we aint trolls so hi jade happy normal monday @gardeningGirl
who do you think would win in a fight me or me
oh snap i did not see that coming me was the real winner all along
today i learned durians are a real fruit and not something jade made up to mess with me
[automatically Translated From Japanese] Wait They Are? I Thought They Were A Fictional Fruit From That One Game About Beasts Escaping To A Distant Island Where It Was Used For Some Bossfights
you could totally use a durian in a boss fight though have you seen how spiky they are
[automatically Translated From Japanese] I Did Because I Played That One Game About Beasts Escaping To A Distant Island Where They Used Durians As Weapon And Durians Also Exploded
theyre kind of smelly, too! theyre lucky they taste good.
call that playing with fire
i fucked up
stay alive - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
i survived but the sandwich did not at least it got a proper viking funeral
attempting to operate the stove unsupervised if you dont hear from me again assume i burned the house down and ran away to start a new life under a new name
sMaRt gOtTa sTaRt tHe dAy rIgHt mOtHeRfUcKeR iN ThEsE TrYiNg tImEs iT'S AbOuT GoOd vIbEs oNlY!
it can totally be funky fruit smoothie time!! it would sure fill you up!
do you want me to bring them to you or do you feel like coming here this time? :)
getting settled in the hole i dug myself into ghosted? no im hibernating see you in the spring
this might be a problem
i guess thats still up in the air until i deal with it i usually figure something out or i forget about it and everything works itself out on its own
⦓ Need a hand with anything...? If there's anything I can do to help I'd be very down to, you know me! ⦔
more like id need some advice google is telling me to act like an adult and i dont appreciate it
⦓ Well, I can try if you'd like to talk about it? Though acting like an adult is perhaps not my specialty... ⦔
youre probably better at it than i am im all riled up feeling pretty damn immature right now
⦓ I don't know, but... If you'd like to chat I guess we can find out! ⦔
aww, dave... take your time, okay? if you need any support at all, you know im here.
did i decline in quality as a dave im feeling gaslit by the universe damn
≽^•⩊•^≼ You only decline in quality when you question yourself, king.
youre the best dave ive ever met, and my favorite one at that. your mind is playing tricks on you!!
the more things change and all that
the pile doesnt stop getting taller
well i wasnt gonna stick that qualifier on it this time but yeah theyre welcome in the pile too
and with the creepy mirror that watches you when you sleep i think im halfway through the treasure hunt list
actually fr feeling pretty at peace with the world for once
₍^. .^₎⟆ M!x’sSs toothpasSSSte w!th mayo and walks away꠹
let maplehoof say fuck
writers block is taking over my life now
i would do so much more! but it would all include me being in very close proximity.
i mean im surprised you havent broken out the superglue yet im not saying its bad im just saying it
need to start putting my phone on the other side of the room when i sleep goddamn
but then you wouldnt be able to say good morning to me most days! hehe.
the key to surviving the multiverse is knowing when to stop asking questions
