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You are free to leave, I will ſimply ſpecify that he is not mine. Not yet, anyways.

I've been so out of it today. Head almost no longer hurty. Have I missed anything relevant? Candy Corn beat Crunch and goes through. Tonight's #CandyBrawl pits: Twizzlers (Red reacts) vs. Sour Patch Kids (black reacts)

Now, imagine if I died.

check again. i dont think you ever had a clock on yer phone. yer lyin or somethin ((Sure enough, the clock functionality would no longer be on Dave's phone.))

Tonight on #CandyBrawl (Which I totally didn't almost forget about) In the red corner: Twix VS In the black corner: Starburst

Last matchup of the first round, after Tootsie Rolls somehow cleaned house over Almond Joy: Smarties (red reacts) VS. Pop rocks (black reacts) #candybrawl

After a close, tight race, Reeses emerges victorious over Nerds. Our next matchup is: Gummy bears (red reacts) VS. Nestlé Crunch (black reacts) #candybrawl

Kitkat cleared that with barely any opposition, cue the crowd's ooohs of surprise. Now, a true contest: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (red reacts) VS Nerds (black reacts)

vwoke!john - i am not a homosexual. not that theres anything vwrong vwith that! vwoke!rose - you shouldnt self-diagnose :/ vwoke!davwe - plushophilia is vwalid vwoke!jade - spay and neuter your pets! vwoke!jane - im a democratic socialist! vwoke!roxy - dam i lovwe autocorrect vwoke!dirk - i am not a homosexual. theres something vwrong vwith that. vwoke!jake - i can ansvwer promptly and honestly if you ask me my favworite color, innit?

Much to my personal chagrin, Swedish Fish falls to the most unlikely rival in the battle of the animal-shaped gummies, letting Percy Pigs through to the next round. Today's battle pits two gas station classics: Payday (red reacts) VS. Twix (black reacts) Which caramelly goodness is going to reign supreme?
Fun fact I’m really good at getting into cameras. I’m in your walls.

In a race that was rather amusing to watch unfold, Airheads comes out on top of Heath Bar, advancing to the next stage. For this next matchup we have: Circus peanuts (Red reacts) VS. Snickers (black reacts)

Surprising absolutely nobody, Milky way advances to the next round. For our next matchup we have: Heath bar (Red reacts) VS Airheads (Black reacts)

YOU HYPOCRITE, NOW YOUR HATING.

BECAUSE I CAN.

Nih meanie youre bit iur mon. Yoy cant tell me ro act matyRw!
Anyone else get a little hard to younger pics of their old man, like, from his highschool senior year? Can't just be me right.
Some of you need a better role model in your life. Unfortunately I'm not taking new clients at the moment.

Maybe I should make smuppet friday a thing for all of my fellow smuppet lovers out there, to have a day to show real appreciation to soft plush rump. #suggestive
How many Daves does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Random thought, I wonder how many of the alternate mes are rocking a dick piercing just like I am. #nsfw

No can do, don't like it? Meet me up on the rooftops and make me change, now if you'll excuse me I have to deal with some annoying house company.

Love you too, champ.
I’m away for business right now. Can’t.

does anyone know how to swoon dave's bro?

hI u'm rose and i ahatfd had too many maeds. ima laso home #substance

One more night where I feel tired yet sleep eludes me. #notfond
I think you might need some Daddy Dirk time Dave. It sounds dire.

You cannot stand backwards on stairs.

i dont think it counts as playing sburb if i broke into some dead players session to use their equipment and kill their denizen

EVERYTIME SOMEONE NEW FROM MY TIMELINE SHOWS UP I LOSE MORE OF MY WILL TO LIVE.
ʘ ▼▲˅ LAUGH WITH ME. ˅▲▼ ʘ

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are you mad i didnt pick your submission. note the key *ords “bad bitch” not “ugly fish” and maybe you *omt get your feelies hurt again

.spongeboB is borinG
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Big knife.

When you get called a know-it-all but you actually do know it all.

Also, I'll be honest, sometimes I find myself missing smuppets, it was nice feeling soft puppet rump when I needed a little distraction. #nsfw #suggestive

WOULD IT BE FUN? BURNING ALIVE IN LAVA OR JUST WATCHING EVERYONE WE HAVE EVER CARED ABOUT DIE BEFORE US OVER AND OVER AGAIN. OH WAIT MY FAVORITE IS WHEN I DIE ALONE. DO YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE THAT WITH ME?

>> my type: your dad.

It may shock you that a being with my amount of time and wealth can pursue varying specialties. This includes multiple designations within the 'Mental Health' sphere. So once I've proven my Saintly acts, I'm allowed to continue as I please? Interesting.

At least the Dave I knew wasn't so precious.

As a physician, I request all users refrain from describing Striders as "godly". It confuses their fragile minds, encouraging alarming bouts of narcissism. For their own good, please only use "mediocre", "passable" and the occasional "meh" when necessary. #ParentingHacks Thank you.

⦓ Don't go to the places where the memories are that's where the memories are. Except here I am. In my hive. Where the memories are. Except the ones I can't even recall because they were taken from me. There's a whole floor I don't even go in. There's bloodstains I can't scrub out. Things are missing that should have been there. I don't sleep in my respiteblock anymore because it reminds me of her, and I never look at the stairs going up to the gates because the damage done to them reminds me of the final fight. ⦔ ⦓ ... Ugh. Floor time again I guess. What else can I even do? What else even is there? And I feel like shit because its not Eve or Thisle's fault but also since we're currently living together its not like they can avoid me when I'm in these moods... ⦔ ⦓ I think I might be a terrible roommate. Fuck. ⦔ ⦓ Do you think if I lie on the floor for long enough I will become something with worth? Don't answer that... ⦔
if you piss out of your ass after a meal it means your body thought ts tasted so good it made room for more
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YOU KNOW WHAT TONIGHT HAS BEEN FUN SO FAR!

WHY DO YOU HATE ALL OF US AND YOURSELF?

But consider, what if you hated yourself less. Hate everyone else all you want but give yourself a break.

TODAY I'M GONNA TURN INTO A LITTLE CAL!!! :)
why are there like 15 million people called "dave strider" or "vriska serket" here you guys need to have class, call urself imitations. its the sincerest form of flattery after all.
i dont have the juice yet. rose lalonde must be patient. its my first juice since september 2016

You're making daddy angry.

Don't worry man I'll be your friend, besides you seem cool.

You're not gonna believe this but I have to be the one to tell you There is guys in the ocean...

((ooc to clarify; imgur is blocked in the uk and brazil, so it doesnt show anyone from those locations anything at all. other filehosting websites are nearly all fine))

I FUCKING HATE UNØ.

You lost, by the way.

I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INFLUX OF STRIDER ACTIVITY.
i think it's ok if some of you guys channel the creators but don't really talk or act like them! i support and believe in your bond anyway because that's what faith is all about!

Good lord. Whether or not you ideologically APPROVE of The Felt as an institution, could the naysayers button their stupid slack mouths? All you are doing at this point is degrading the effort to host and advertise a communal event by a relatively low-ranking, arguably WELL-MEANING toady who is personally mixing your cocktail and fixing your snack. If you think you could do better, I encourage you to try. Otherwise, shut the fuck up, buster! :B

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This is how reading this comment got me feeling like.

𝕙𝕚 𝕡𝕣𝕪𝕞 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣿⣿⠿⠟⠋⠉⠁⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠙⠛⠿⠿⣶⣦⣄⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⠿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠠⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢦⡄⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢷⡀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣦⣾⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠂⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣧⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡟⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣇⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⢠⣾⠋⠸⣿⠀⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⢠⡀⠀⠸⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠂⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣷⠄⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⠀⣰⡿⠧⠤⣤⣿⡆⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠉⢿⣦⠀⠘⣿⣦⡀⢻⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣰⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠠⣿⣷⣶⣿⡿⢿⣾⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡿⢿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣷⣿⣷⣦⣄⠀⣹⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⣿⣧⠈⠻⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠘⣿⣇⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠇⢸⡿⢾⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⠋⢱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡟⢻⣿⣷⡀⠀⣿⡀⢠⣤⢀⣠⣬⣿⣤⣄⡘⢿⡇⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⢿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⢸⡇⢸⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣉⣿⠀⠹⣿⣿⡄⢹⡇⢈⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡏⠀⣸⡇⣸⣿⡀⠀⣿⣷⠀⢻⣿⠛⠉⠻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣼⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣹⡇⠘⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣾⡇⠀⢸⣇⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠙⠳⠶⠾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣇⢻⣿⠛⠛⠻⣿⡇⠰⣿⡿⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣦⡀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢹⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠋⠀⠻⠷⠴⠾⠋⠀⠀⣸⡇⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡏⠹⣿⣾⣿⣿⣧⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠃⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠁ ⠀⠀⢀⣿⠃⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡻⢶⣤⣀⡀⠀⠐⠶⠤⠴⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⡏⣠⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⢻⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣸⣿⠀⢀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⠟⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⢶⣶⣶⣦⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⠿⢟⣿⣿⣾⠟⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⢿⣿⣟⡹⣷⣴⡿⣿⣅⣰⣿⠋⠙⣿⣄⠀⠸⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⠃⠈⢹⣷⣾⠋⠉⢷⡄⢶⣾⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⡏⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⢠⠀⣼⢧⣿⠉⢉⠹⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡄⠀ ⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⢀⣿⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀ ⢸⡿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⡿⡆⢸⣿⡆⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣷⠀ ⢸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⡟⡹⠁⣼⡟⠃⣿⡀⢸⡄⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄ ⢸⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣇⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡘⠁⠀⣹⣷⣶⣟⠁⠀⢳⣀⣀⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⡇ ⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⢉⣼⣿⣿⣿⣧⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⣿⣧ ⠘⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠐⠀⠀⠀⣿⣧ ⠀⢻⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣻⣿⣿⣷⡿⠟⠁⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⢰⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠹⣷⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢹⣯⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣛⣉⣉⣁⣰⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡿⠁⠀⠀⢰⡎⠀⠀⣼⣿⡝ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⠃⠀⢠⣶⠋⠀⢀⣼⣿⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣶⣦⣽⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⡿⢃⣴⣿⠋⠀⢀⣴⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣀⣠⣶⣿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠛⠿⠟⠛⠁⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

Just shoot the ghost? The fuck?

WHERE THE HELL ARE THE STRIDER GIRLS?

Should I post a picture? I should probably post a picture Don't worry about hehe where I am I'm just floating out in the haha void haha somewhere! Not the Void™ but the void, important distinction. Don't hehe forget to leave a Q on my wonderful haha little existence. I'm sure hehe it must be exhilarating to see me on your feed finally.
ᐖ ZOMG WE BOF LOGGING AWFF......#TWINNINGK ᐛ

super twink
ᐖ LAWLLLLLLZ XD I LIEK U PINKBOY SHOULᐖ I GLOMP U WILL ᐖAT GIV U MOAR 2 WORK WIF? IM GUNNA ᐖO IT *GLOMPS U* ᐛ
They call me gretchen as i retch into ur rectum. \ o >< o / #nsfwe #vomit

(°. w𖦹rms in my thinksp𖦹nge tell me t𖦹 draw human repr𖦹ducti𖦹n. but sh𖦹uld i .°) (°. #nsfw .°)

⧃ "There is little that can withstand a troll who can conquer themself."

⧃ "Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well."

Yet it seems too be an universal coonstant

꧁oh okay. uhm. being arrogant about dying is like. bragging about last place. especially if you died first!꧂

#M8spritMonday? #MoirailMonday? Heartwarming to see. My quadrants may 8e empty, 8ut I welcome the freedom of choice it gives me. After all, there are no rules for the deceased. :::;)
< They run out of thingss to do and make it everyone elsse'ss problem. :>~

[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- MȺyb-∊ Ɨ g-∊♱ Ⱥ ♱-ΣⴵƗr♱ ΣȺyƗng “♱ⴵƗΣ GUY FU☪︎|⟨Σ GⴵΩΣ♱Σ” #nΣf屮 -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
cant stand this desire to make it look normal for people to cut themselvves its pathetic if you cut yourself its pathetic suicide too its just such a stupid stupid thing to do like seriously wwhat the hell is wwrong wwith you youre just gonna keep runnin keep hidin keep doin these things that feel good just to temporarily distract yourself cause oh it hurts so good i deservve this i deservve to bleed because im an idiot and i keep makin a fool of myself and ill die alone thats you thats wwhat you sound like wwhen you do shit like this this is wwhat i mean wwhen i say bring back shame bring back people actually bein normal i cant stand this perpetuation of mental illness #cw-self-harm

Aren't you dead? Go do dead guy things.

harnessin the hopes and dreams a one thousand THOUSAND naivve wwigglers to conjure a spell that is most bright and true indeed to turn one random land dwweller into a flesh cube

flirting up a girl while she's staring at my very obviously throbbing and dripping cock is like top 5 experiences #nsfw
So distraught 8y this post that I even mistyped.






















