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When you get called a know-it-all but you actually do know it all.
Also, I'll be honest, sometimes I find myself missing smuppets, it was nice feeling soft puppet rump when I needed a little distraction. #nsfw #suggestive
WOULD IT BE FUN? BURNING ALIVE IN LAVA OR JUST WATCHING EVERYONE WE HAVE EVER CARED ABOUT DIE BEFORE US OVER AND OVER AGAIN. OH WAIT MY FAVORITE IS WHEN I DIE ALONE. DO YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE THAT WITH ME?
>> my type: your dad.
It may shock you that a being with my amount of time and wealth can pursue varying specialties. This includes multiple designations within the 'Mental Health' sphere. So once I've proven my Saintly acts, I'm allowed to continue as I please? Interesting.
At least the Dave I knew wasn't so precious.
So there's like a huge reality game thing? Where do I play?? Does it give you like cool powers n all? XD
As a physician, I request all users refrain from describing Striders as "godly". It confuses their fragile minds, encouraging alarming bouts of narcissism. For their own good, please only use "mediocre", "passable" and the occasional "meh" when necessary. #ParentingHacks Thank you.
⦓ Don't go to the places where the memories are that's where the memories are. Except here I am. In my hive. Where the memories are. Except the ones I can't even recall because they were taken from me. There's a whole floor I don't even go in. There's bloodstains I can't scrub out. Things are missing that should have been there. I don't sleep in my respiteblock anymore because it reminds me of her, and I never look at the stairs going up to the gates because the damage done to them reminds me of the final fight. ⦔ ⦓ ... Ugh. Floor time again I guess. What else can I even do? What else even is there? And I feel like shit because its not Eve or Thisle's fault but also since we're currently living together its not like they can avoid me when I'm in these moods... ⦔ ⦓ I think I might be a terrible roommate. Fuck. ⦔ ⦓ Do you think if I lie on the floor for long enough I will become something with worth? Don't answer that... ⦔
if you piss out of your ass after a meal it means your body thought ts tasted so good it made room for more
maybe... there is oooo aaaa shook eye emoji
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YOU KNOW WHAT TONIGHT HAS BEEN FUN SO FAR!
WHY DO YOU HATE ALL OF US AND YOURSELF?
But consider, what if you hated yourself less. Hate everyone else all you want but give yourself a break.
TODAY I'M GONNA TURN INTO A LITTLE CAL!!! :)
why are there like 15 million people called "dave strider" or "vriska serket" here you guys need to have class, call urself imitations. its the sincerest form of flattery after all.
i dont have the juice yet. rose lalonde must be patient. its my first juice since september 2016
ugh i have too many responsibilities it'd be cool to be dead and live in a bubble where i can do everything i want except for listen to new songs
You're making daddy angry.
Don't worry man I'll be your friend, besides you seem cool.
You're not gonna believe this but I have to be the one to tell you There is guys in the ocean...
((ooc to clarify; imgur is blocked in the uk and brazil, so it doesnt show anyone from those locations anything at all. other filehosting websites are nearly all fine))
I FUCKING HATE UNØ.
You lost, by the way.
Do you want to know what I think of when I read the name "Dave". ♆ I picture you hunched over a desk in the IT department. This is the energy which flows from the name "Dave". How unfortunate. But you cannot help it. ♆
Scathing.
The truth hurts. ♆
II would hate two be a Dave right now.
Don't know how computers work. Then a fail of a "Dave" you are. ♆
Here's two not being "Daves". 🥂
I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INFLUX OF STRIDER ACTIVITY.
FUCK i urge you reconsider this is a travvesty plus my vvote counts for double anyone elses unless a peixes through her ballot in
Poor trumpeters. Yeah I just don't need to be reminded of the single most grueling experience of my life. Leave me to my woods, the universe I crafted is nice and fine without me getting an ego about it
i think it's ok if some of you guys channel the creators but don't really talk or act like them! i support and believe in your bond anyway because that's what faith is all about!
Good lord. Whether or not you ideologically APPROVE of The Felt as an institution, could the naysayers button their stupid slack mouths? All you are doing at this point is degrading the effort to host and advertise a communal event by a relatively low-ranking, arguably WELL-MEANING toady who is personally mixing your cocktail and fixing your snack. If you think you could do better, I encourage you to try. Otherwise, shut the fuck up, buster! :B
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This is how reading this comment got me feeling like.
Well then I'm glad you got the help you needed. -^3
𝕙𝕚 𝕡𝕣𝕪𝕞 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣿⣿⠿⠟⠋⠉⠁⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠙⠛⠿⠿⣶⣦⣄⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⠿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠠⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢦⡄⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢷⡀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣦⣾⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠂⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣧⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡟⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣇⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⢠⣾⠋⠸⣿⠀⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⢠⡀⠀⠸⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠂⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣷⠄⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⠀⣰⡿⠧⠤⣤⣿⡆⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠉⢿⣦⠀⠘⣿⣦⡀⢻⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣰⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠠⣿⣷⣶⣿⡿⢿⣾⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡿⢿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣷⣿⣷⣦⣄⠀⣹⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⣿⣧⠈⠻⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠘⣿⣇⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠇⢸⡿⢾⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⠋⢱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡟⢻⣿⣷⡀⠀⣿⡀⢠⣤⢀⣠⣬⣿⣤⣄⡘⢿⡇⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⢿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⢸⡇⢸⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣉⣿⠀⠹⣿⣿⡄⢹⡇⢈⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡏⠀⣸⡇⣸⣿⡀⠀⣿⣷⠀⢻⣿⠛⠉⠻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣼⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣹⡇⠘⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣾⡇⠀⢸⣇⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠙⠳⠶⠾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣇⢻⣿⠛⠛⠻⣿⡇⠰⣿⡿⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣦⡀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢹⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠋⠀⠻⠷⠴⠾⠋⠀⠀⣸⡇⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡏⠹⣿⣾⣿⣿⣧⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠃⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠁ ⠀⠀⢀⣿⠃⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡻⢶⣤⣀⡀⠀⠐⠶⠤⠴⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⡏⣠⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⢻⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣸⣿⠀⢀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⠟⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⢶⣶⣶⣦⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⠿⢟⣿⣿⣾⠟⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⢿⣿⣟⡹⣷⣴⡿⣿⣅⣰⣿⠋⠙⣿⣄⠀⠸⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⠃⠈⢹⣷⣾⠋⠉⢷⡄⢶⣾⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⡏⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⢠⠀⣼⢧⣿⠉⢉⠹⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡄⠀ ⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⢀⣿⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀ ⢸⡿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⡿⡆⢸⣿⡆⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣷⠀ ⢸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⡟⡹⠁⣼⡟⠃⣿⡀⢸⡄⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄ ⢸⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣇⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡘⠁⠀⣹⣷⣶⣟⠁⠀⢳⣀⣀⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⡇ ⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⢉⣼⣿⣿⣿⣧⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⣿⣧ ⠘⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠐⠀⠀⠀⣿⣧ ⠀⢻⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣻⣿⣿⣷⡿⠟⠁⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⢰⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠹⣷⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢹⣯⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣛⣉⣉⣁⣰⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡿⠁⠀⠀⢰⡎⠀⠀⣼⣿⡝ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⠃⠀⢠⣶⠋⠀⢀⣼⣿⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣶⣦⣽⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⡿⢃⣴⣿⠋⠀⢀⣴⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣀⣠⣶⣿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠛⠿⠟⠛⠁⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Just shoot the ghost? The fuck?
WHERE THE HELL ARE THE STRIDER GIRLS?
Should I post a picture? I should probably post a picture Don't worry about hehe where I am I'm just floating out in the haha void haha somewhere! Not the Void™ but the void, important distinction. Don't hehe forget to leave a Q on my wonderful haha little existence. I'm sure hehe it must be exhilarating to see me on your feed finally.
ᐖ ZOMG WE BOF LOGGING AWFF......#TWINNINGK ᐛ
super twink
ᐖ LAWLLLLLLZ XD I LIEK U PINKBOY SHOULᐖ I GLOMP U WILL ᐖAT GIV U MOAR 2 WORK WIF? IM GUNNA ᐖO IT *GLOMPS U* ᐛ
They call me gretchen as i retch into ur rectum. \ o >< o / #nsfwe #vomit
(°. w𖦹rms in my thinksp𖦹nge tell me t𖦹 draw human repr𖦹ducti𖦹n. but sh𖦹uld i .°) (°. #nsfw .°)
⧃ "There is little that can withstand a troll who can conquer themself."
⧃ "Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well."
Yet it seems too be an universal coonstant
꧁oh okay. uhm. being arrogant about dying is like. bragging about last place. especially if you died first!꧂
#M8spritMonday? #MoirailMonday? Heartwarming to see. My quadrants may 8e empty, 8ut I welcome the freedom of choice it gives me. After all, there are no rules for the deceased. :::;)
< They run out of thingss to do and make it everyone elsse'ss problem. :>~
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- MȺyb-∊ Ɨ g-∊♱ Ⱥ ♱-ΣⴵƗr♱ ΣȺyƗng “♱ⴵƗΣ GUY FU☪︎|⟨Σ GⴵΩΣ♱Σ” #nΣf屮 -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
cant stand this desire to make it look normal for people to cut themselvves its pathetic if you cut yourself its pathetic suicide too its just such a stupid stupid thing to do like seriously wwhat the hell is wwrong wwith you youre just gonna keep runnin keep hidin keep doin these things that feel good just to temporarily distract yourself cause oh it hurts so good i deservve this i deservve to bleed because im an idiot and i keep makin a fool of myself and ill die alone thats you thats wwhat you sound like wwhen you do shit like this this is wwhat i mean wwhen i say bring back shame bring back people actually bein normal i cant stand this perpetuation of mental illness #cw-self-harm
Aren't you dead? Go do dead guy things.
harnessin the hopes and dreams a one thousand THOUSAND naivve wwigglers to conjure a spell that is most bright and true indeed to turn one random land dwweller into a flesh cube
flirting up a girl while she's staring at my very obviously throbbing and dripping cock is like top 5 experiences #nsfw
So distraught 8y this post that I even mistyped.