Dave
@turntablefortG
dead guy with opinions
nEED EVERYONE TO KNOW IM GETTING INTO, cOMPETITIVE FRIENDSHIP, wITH @TURNTABLEFORTg AND WE'RE, uH, rEALLY GOOD AT IT SO DONT EVEN IMAGINE GETTING INTO COMP FRIENDSHIP AND BEATING US AT, COMPETITIVE FRIENDSHIP CAUSE WE'RE PRETTY GOSH DARN GOOD AT IT }:)
damn dude think i just had a little miracle in my heart see this twinkle in my eye thats for you bro and its shinier than all the bats in the world
couldnt if i tried which i would never do when you twinkle in your dreams you twinkle in real life
when you shitpost in your dreams you shitpost in real life
this is true it happens to me all the time
mE WITH MY UH, sICK NASTY ROASTS, tHAT I DISH OUT, iTS RARE, bUT UHM, hAPPENS, yOU HAVE GOTTA BELIEVE ME, mY MAN, mY HOMIE,
dont know when this post turned into a full on therapy session shit im not cut out for this racket get me a rose stat i mean i dont know what else to do BUT believe you but understand youre running out of empathy vouchers is all im sayin
sORRY FOR SCARING THE FECAL MATTER OUT OF YOU, dO NOT FEAR ME, i AM HARMLESS MOSTLY,
i like when other people use that modifier mostly i aint afraid of you dw it was the situation that almost got me there friendship off the bat is cool and all like let scrape that bat clean my guy maybe a lil bit of dawn on that sucker bam friendship completely acquired through the shared experience of cleaning baseball equipment bro cant tell me thats not a unique bonding experience
wHAT AN ODD BONDING RITUAL, wE ARE SO BONDED AND FRIENDLY, wE'VE ACTUALLY GONE PRO AT FRIENDSHIP, iN THE BIG FRIENDSHIP LEAGUES, sHIT GETS COMPETITIVE,
i know right like other bitches be tryin to step up on that home plate nah bitches get your ass in the outfield its my bros turn up to bat shits cleaner than a freshly waxed floor sorry jeeves but theres a new standard in town and its called friendship
Ey shawty, tell me what it does for Daddy Serket. Do it jiggle? Do it clap? Do it go in a circle? Do it gyr8? Do it plap? Do it wo88le? Do it shake? Do it 8ounce? Do it reflect coins 8ack at you if you throw one at it? Do it throw 8ack? Do it drop low? Do it quake? Do it rustle a8out? Do it have a good rhythm? Do it have oil all over it? Do it have the capa8ilities of suffoc8ing me? Do it rip leggings when 8ending over? Do it 8reak necks or noses? Do it make someone's 8ul8s pop outta their skull upon seeing it? Do it glisten? Do it sweat good? Do it smell good? Real answers only of course.
at first i was reading this to the tune of do your ears hang low but obviously things fell apart pretty quickly
I'll make sure to add more 8eat to the next 8it revolving around this deal-io. Just for you. ::::)
um nah man im good i mean im not about to discourage someone from throwing down some sick raps but ya gotta keep it classy you know like keep a count of how many times you can jerk off to your own writing or something like that
Too l8 8ro it's 8een set in MOTION and my wordsmithing shall come to fruition. Also, of course I'm going to jerk myself off, I'm a fucking wizard with this shit when I throw down the effort.
hallloooo!!! :D :D :D