THE DETECTERROR
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ALL THINGS COME TO CHANGE whether or not yours is a good one is for YOU to decide self appointed detecterror <> eusocialPedant
YOO. II AAM NOOT AA FAAT CHVVD. .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·. CAALYRAA NIIVVEEN COOVVNT YOOVVR DAAYS.
WE GOT A LIVE ONE.
=oXO to be super super clear just because i love ants so much and i think they,re the best doesn,t mean i think any other animals are actually worse¡ ants are the best to me, but all animals are the best to someone or something¡ every single animal has a niche¡¡¡¡ that,s why they,re alive¡¡¡ awawa hope that helps'''''' =oXO
WRONG. mosquitos and wasps and lice etc serve ZERO PURPOSE. and should all be banished
=oXO actually wasps are excellent pollinators and mosquitos are a really important food source for some other animals¡¡¡ everything has its place, yay¡ =:) i don,t know about lice'''' but they must have something going on¡ =oXO
WRONG AGAIN on the account that i dont like them
I'M FRIENDLY AND APPROACHABLE. I DON'ⵜ UNDER⚕︎ⵜAND WHY ⵜROLL⚕︎ ⵜHINK I'M "CREEPY."
NOBODY "FRIENDLY AND APPROACHABLE" advertises that theyre friendly and approachable
I AM FINE i dont need your snake oil sham
=oXO the voice in my head is a lot quieter when i dont have anywhere else i want to be but here =:) =oXO
WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF.
GOOD, go do nurse things
OH, YOU'RE A PSYCHOPATH. typically they come to you
=oXO ummm i,m completely healthy so please look somewhere else thank you¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ =oXO
=oXO um''' i don,t think i will because you,re a little bit creeping me out thank you¡ have a good night ¡¡¡ =oXO
GO AWAY FOREVER GOODBYE.
=oXO if i was a meowbeast i would purr at a healing frequency for everyone =:) but i,m an ant so i,ll just be present instead¡ =oXO
you better be 'present' BECAUSE YOURE A GIFT.
--E√ Why do we call people who fish "anglers"? Are they secretly doing trigonometry on those boats of theirs?
NO, because theyre LURING FISH like an ANGLERfish
Monday again... Thinking about maid dresses.
the calendar was made by TIME THIEVES who want to rob you of your agency WHY LIMIT YOURSELF TO MONDAY ONLY?
While I do agree that the whole point of the creation of the calendar was most likely to make planning easier for work schedules, and that it was created with the purpose of enforcing rules on the general populous, I am thinking about maid dresses a lot of the time, yes. I just like the alliteration of #maiddressmonday, and thus monday reminds me of maid dresses.
work was made by TIME THIEVES to rob you of your agency JOBS are for COMMUNISTS. steal everything
If nobody works and everyone steals, you will run out of people who are able to make things, you know. And then you won't have anything to steal.
then we go back to hitting things with rocks and grunting as we should
There is truly nothing stopping you from returning to cavetroll, Bievey. The anthill is basically a cave, in a sense.
wise words FROM A TROLL IN ROCK HITTING DISTANCE joke by the way
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO KIDNAP ME. I HAVE A LOADED REVOLVER AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. OF COURSE there is possibly a universe where i miss my shots and fail horribly in other words DONT TOUCH ME UNLESS YOU WISH TO FIND OUT YOURE IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I DONT MISS???
Perhaps don't tempt fate. If anyone somehow manages to get here to kidnap you we may have bigger problems than the small chance of your shots missing.
I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR APPROXIMATE KNOWLEDGE ON MANY SUBJECTS, MAN.
THEN WHAT DO YOU NEED TO KIDNAP
i know you know how to use one too
SOME GUY.
.. if youre looking for actual advice, meet me you-know-where
NO, ACTUALLY I DON’T KNOW WHERE.
MY APPROXIMATE KNOWLEDGE WOULD REALLY HAVE COME IN HANDY.
YOU’RE GATEKEEPING FROM A COLD, HUNGRY, MAN.
if only there was some way to fix this