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Curree Erzhix

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ar6o. mailman. he/him. pansexual. DMs open. yeehaw!

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well here 6oes, intro post! howdy stran6ers, friends, and anyone else lookin' at this! my name is Curree erzhix! i'm 11 sweeps old, i'm a rustblood fella (he/him) and i'm a mailman operatin' outta south-side out6lut! while i'm teChniCally workin' for an imperial serviCe, it's also my hobby - if i have the time, i'll run deliveries even when i'm well outside've my workin' hours! i take my Commitment to proteCtin' the paCka6es and letters in my Care to the absolute max. alternia's a dan6erous plaCe after all, 6otta be ready for anythin' out here. bandits, beasts, botaniCal ni6htmares, that's why i'm never takin' a delivery without my trusty ol' six-shooter, yeehaw! but the most fun part of it for me is that i 6et to travel all over! while i mostly like to travel by foot, i ride hoofbeast-baCk on my lusus on them lon6er journeys. i love bein' outdoors, seein' the stars, feelin' the wind... havin' my job as a Courier just means i 6et to enjoy all that and have a purpose for doin' it! mi6ht've notiCed i 6ot somethin' of an old-timey vibe 6oin' on, and i'll admit it plain as a Clear ni6ht: i'm real inspired by tales of them ol' moobeast wran6lin' types of folk! y'Can probably see what i mean, provided the piCture below works! if y'wanna 6et somethin' delivered off-hours, if y'wanna meet up, or heCk even if ya just wanna jaw at me for a while, my direCt messa6es are always open to anyone! just know that i don't deliver after sun-up unless it's somethin' real important. think that's about all i need t'Cover with this here post! thanks for readin' all this and enjoy this piCture o' me! it really Cau6ht my best side, don'tCha think? https://file.6arden/aejCy5pyajbfonwa/Curreeerzhix.pn6

alri6hty, i'm 6onna 6o 6et myself prepped for sleepin' here in a seC. 6lad y'all think i *am* handsome! 6ood li6ht! ^◡^

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is it narCissistiC to say that i think i am a partiCularly handsome fella? o◡o like sure i ain't no model or 6od or whatever, but like... i look damn fine y'know?

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c< yOure rigHt, aNd yOu sHOuld be prOud tHat yOure rigHt! >c

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see i like to be all kind and proper and polite and mostly serious, but sometimes ya just 6otta say somethin' Completely stupid to throw everyone off your trail. ^◡^

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6lad y'all a6ree about the boys post! ^◡^

mi6ht be a lil' Controversial, but uh... boys? boys. i like boys.

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RECHIT

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✐ᝰ Good for you!!!!! Yay!! WAHOOOOO. ᝰᝰ

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Crownin' moment of my Chittr presenCe ri6ht here!

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[RE#HITTED A MILLION TIME$]

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dude same

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6uess that was a nap aCtually so uh. see about 6ettin' proper sleep later.

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a lovely thinng you are
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go gloomy go
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@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

youre doinng a good job today. youre makinng it through keep goinng

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c< tHaNK yOu glOOM! >c

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always

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i'm 6onna rest up some more, really hunker down. thanks to the folks who've visited my hive while i've been reCoverin' from this lil' ankle issue o' mine. y'all have made 6ettin' by this Crap a whole lot easier. ^◡^ if i wake up feelin' 6ood and my ankle ain't too bad, i mi6ht see if i Can't 6et a few delivery runs tomorrow. this Cowboy's 6onna be hittin' the trail a6ain! maybe.

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slid outta my Chair and now i'm just sittin' on the 6round. maybe i *am* ready to 6et baCk to workin'... if i bring my lusus anyway, y'know, so i'm just ridin' on his baCk rather than walkin'. if i Can find the dumb mule...

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:33 < i dont get mail :33 < so take mewr time it won't affect me :33 < and i like watching mew and its easier when mewr not moving

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i dread to ima6ine how you're watChin' me ri6ht now.

this is fair. i trust y0u 0n this. i will be ar0und if y0u need anything, please d0 n0t hesitate t0 reach 0ut.

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promise i won't, you've been so darn kind. bless ya, fro66y friend. ribbit! >◡<

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:33 < its only beclaws mewr a purretty boy

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...6ot a smile outta me with that, i'll admit. if it's makin' ya happy to spy, who am i t'stop ya? o◡o

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:33 < mew couldn't if mew tried handsome

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d'aww, y'know how to be so flatterin' and yet so sCary at the same time! it's kind of hot! ^◡^

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:33 < good!!! :33 < thats purrecisely what i'm trying to instill in mew

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it's workin'! i like ya, stalker friend!

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real restless. i wanna do *somethin'* but i don't know what i wanna do. u︵u

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handle some packages?

that there is my sole marketable skill.

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other then having a pun name at least

so is everythin' 6ood now? no more weird virus hoofbeast-Crap?

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print("theres a new one apparently")

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...aw fer the love o'... >︵<

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really is just one of those kinds've days.

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Yeah...

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why're y'all pityin' that? it's just my job!

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>> ¡ p¡ty everyth¡ng !! But ¡ th¡nk maybe becauડe everyone e1ડe ¡ડ ta1k¡ng #nડfw 1o1

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pfff, well that's fair enou6h. probably would've 6one down way different if i'd ta66ed that post #nsfw thou6h!

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>> 1o1o1 def¡n¡te1y

bounCin' on it in a way that 6ets me to my next delivery point faster. Cus it's ridin' a hoofbeast y'know?

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⋆˚🐾˖°#theimplication°˖🐾˚⋆

what impliCation, friend?

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⋆˚🐾˖°t h e i m p l i c a t i o n .°˖🐾˚⋆

o︵o

the very masCuline ur6e t'be sCooped into someone's arms and Cuddled.

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Ɏ i think tha-a-at's pretty ma-a-asculine yea-a-ah i mea-a-an i'm pretty sure i'm a-a-a boy a-a-and i'd like tha-a-at to ha-a-appen. nicely. Ɏ

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🌊 Awwwwww c’mere br🫧, let’s ride th🫧se wwawwves t🫧gether🏄

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...that's suCh a darn Cute and sweet way of puttin' it!

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🌊 Alwways happy t🫧 lend a fin 🫧r tww🫧 t🫧 lift s🫧me🫧ne wwup ewwven if that is literal l🫧l🏄

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Can't think of anythin' witty, so i'll just say 6ood evenin'.

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【Konijn Kolore - (koh-nein koh-lure-ray) - KoKo for Ꚃhort.】 【Not cloiꚂtered.】 【#intro】 【I am an artiꚂt at my blood puꚂher. My primary caegar-making contractꚂ are battle-ꚂtandardꚂ, logoꚂ, and mapꚂ for variouꚂ military organiꚂationꚂ. More creatively, I Ꚃervice civillian contractorꚂ with portraitꚂ, landꚂcapeꚂ, and abꚂtract pieceꚂ.】 【I dabble in variouꚂ mediumꚂ. Though I am adeptful at the bruꚂh and canvaꚂ, or tablet and pen, I have alꚂo adventured into woodcarving, clay Ꚃculpturing, and even the odd bone-craft.】 【The pigmentꚂ I uꚂe for painting are proprietary and not yet for Ꚃale. No, they are not made of blood.】 【On a more pawꚂonal level, I have an affinity for the humble hopbeaꚂt and have dedicated much of my garden to their raiꚂing and care. If you notice the occaꚂional pun or Pyon Ꚃlip into my writing and Ꚃpeech, thiꚂ iꚂ why.】 【I liꚂt my quadrantꚂ aꚂ open not in an unprofeꚂꚂional bid to attract mateꚂ but Ꚃimply Ꚃo my attitude iꚂ moꚂt clearful for inquirieꚂ of pawꚂonal matterꚂ: I am a free Ꚃpirit. I do not enjoy being tied down, nor do I expect the Ꚃame of any I interact with. I fulfill my quotaꚂ dutifully but Ꚃpend the reꚂt of my time doing aꚂ I wiꚂh.】 【Inquire further aꚂ you pleaꚂe. I'm not a Ꚃecretive guy, pyon~!】 【 httpꚂ://file.garden/ad5G09foF0kAW8K_/konijn.png 】

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((OOC Intro: You might know me as the player behind Valeri Lavend and Kaziel Chital, but if not then that’s fine. All you really need to know is that Konijn is both Another Pretty Boy to mess around with, as well as the face I’ll be using for commission work – if anyone’s interested in such. When I get around to making a price sheet it’ll probably be linked here or in his bio or something, along with whether comms are actually open or not. Konijn is a pretty relaxed guy who tends to be a bit unreadable if his emotions aren’t running high, and he has an unfortunate habit of misreading social situations. Even if he seems dismissive or bored, his interest tends to be genuine. The best way to deal with him is to be direct and blunt, and he tries to be the same in return. Quadrant-wise, Konijn is more about casual come-and-go type relationships than singular exclusive romantic partners. He is rabbit-pilled and thus Pretty Damn Horny and will flirt in his own way – expect a lot of #nsfw stuff. Feel free to do the same on his posts or in his DM’s, though results may vary.))

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i was 6oin' to Come baCk but i have a terrible headaChe so i'm just 6oin' to lay down aCtually. 6ood li6ht. u︵u

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...okay, think i'm 6onna hop off before whatever the hell's happenin' now jumps to me. see y'all later. o︵o

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c< stay safe! >c

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if y'ain't 6ot time to read that last post, then i Can Condense it down: trans ri6hts, darn tootin'!

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Abs0lutely c0rrect, Dear

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