Curree Erzhix
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ar6o. mailman. he/him. pansexual. DMs open. yeehaw!
alri6hty, i'm 6onna 6o 6et myself prepped for sleepin' here in a seC. 6lad y'all think i *am* handsome! 6ood li6ht! ^◡^
is it narCissistiC to say that i think i am a partiCularly handsome fella? o◡o like sure i ain't no model or 6od or whatever, but like... i look damn fine y'know?
c< yOure rigHt, aNd yOu sHOuld be prOud tHat yOure rigHt! >c
see i like to be all kind and proper and polite and mostly serious, but sometimes ya just 6otta say somethin' Completely stupid to throw everyone off your trail. ^◡^
mi6ht be a lil' Controversial, but uh... boys? boys. i like boys.
✐ᝰ Good for you!!!!! Yay!! WAHOOOOO. ᝰᝰ
6uess that was a nap aCtually so uh. see about 6ettin' proper sleep later.
i'm 6onna rest up some more, really hunker down. thanks to the folks who've visited my hive while i've been reCoverin' from this lil' ankle issue o' mine. y'all have made 6ettin' by this Crap a whole lot easier. ^◡^ if i wake up feelin' 6ood and my ankle ain't too bad, i mi6ht see if i Can't 6et a few delivery runs tomorrow. this Cowboy's 6onna be hittin' the trail a6ain! maybe.
slid outta my Chair and now i'm just sittin' on the 6round. maybe i *am* ready to 6et baCk to workin'... if i bring my lusus anyway, y'know, so i'm just ridin' on his baCk rather than walkin'. if i Can find the dumb mule...
:33 < i dont get mail :33 < so take mewr time it won't affect me :33 < and i like watching mew and its easier when mewr not moving
this is fair. i trust y0u 0n this. i will be ar0und if y0u need anything, please d0 n0t hesitate t0 reach 0ut.
promise i won't, you've been so darn kind. bless ya, fro66y friend. ribbit! >◡<
...6ot a smile outta me with that, i'll admit. if it's makin' ya happy to spy, who am i t'stop ya? o◡o
d'aww, y'know how to be so flatterin' and yet so sCary at the same time! it's kind of hot! ^◡^
:33 < good!!! :33 < thats purrecisely what i'm trying to instill in mew
real restless. i wanna do *somethin'* but i don't know what i wanna do. u︵u
so is everythin' 6ood now? no more weird virus hoofbeast-Crap?
print("theres a new one apparently")
really is just one of those kinds've days.
why're y'all pityin' that? it's just my job!
>> ¡ p¡ty everyth¡ng !! But ¡ th¡nk maybe becauડe everyone e1ડe ¡ડ ta1k¡ng #nડfw 1o1
pfff, well that's fair enou6h. probably would've 6one down way different if i'd ta66ed that post #nsfw thou6h!
bounCin' on it in a way that 6ets me to my next delivery point faster. Cus it's ridin' a hoofbeast y'know?
the very masCuline ur6e t'be sCooped into someone's arms and Cuddled.
Ɏ i think tha-a-at's pretty ma-a-asculine yea-a-ah i mea-a-an i'm pretty sure i'm a-a-a boy a-a-and i'd like tha-a-at to ha-a-appen. nicely. Ɏ
🌊 Awwwwww c’mere br🫧, let’s ride th🫧se wwawwves t🫧gether🏄
🌊 Alwways happy t🫧 lend a fin 🫧r tww🫧 t🫧 lift s🫧me🫧ne wwup ewwven if that is literal l🫧l🏄
Can't think of anythin' witty, so i'll just say 6ood evenin'.
i was 6oin' to Come baCk but i have a terrible headaChe so i'm just 6oin' to lay down aCtually. 6ood li6ht. u︵u
...okay, think i'm 6onna hop off before whatever the hell's happenin' now jumps to me. see y'all later. o︵o
if y'ain't 6ot time to read that last post, then i Can Condense it down: trans ri6hts, darn tootin'!
i ain't no transitionin' feller, but i know a whole lot've y'all are transitionin' either this way or that and the only thin' i have a plaCe to say on the matter is: y'all are some of the stron6est folks in all the world. like i Can't even ima6ine that, bein' in a body that don't feel like home, havin' to deal with all the headhurtin' disConneCt between who y'are and what ya 6ot 6iven... you 6ot my respeCt, and i'll shoot the shit outta anyone who ain't respeCtin' ya. y'know, provided y'all ain't already kiCked their asses by the time i find out! ^◡^
my opinions on a lotta things Can be summed with "yeah", "haha", and "i am just the delivery 6uy."
>> 1MFAO ¡ 1ove th¡ડ for you, good poડt
HEY HEY ♡NOTHER DELIVERY TROLL!! I TOT♡LLY FEEL THIS!! LIKE GIRL DON'T CULL THE MESSENGER I JUST WORK HERE!! CX<3
and it seems like trees might be worth a try... /reference
howdy, fellow Courier! pleasure! 6lad it ain't just a me problem! ^◡^