Karkat Vantass (streamer)
@carcinocytoGeneticist
I FUCKING HATE UNØ. NO TABLE TOP GAMES ARE SAFE HERE. E-ARTH-C RESIDER. <3< - TAKEN DON'T ASK DMS ARE OPEN, IF YOU DARE (OOC: that one guy from the totally real channel with totally real people and-)
(This is a Totally-Real-Karkat account that's your run of the mill troll account. This Karkat is a variation of your average take on a Karkat in Paradox Space. This one just so happens to *really* hate card games and loosely corresponds with the same guy from that one pesterParty channel [since it's ran by him too (^‿^)ﾉ ] but yeah, enjoy the random bullshit that might be posted on here. This Karkat is usually an asshole, the guy running him is not, enjoy the shitshow!)
now Playing: bottom Of The Hour And We Got A Request Straight From The Overboss Of Nukaworld; ~'nuka World: A Vacation That Refreshes!' she Asked For 'pistol Packing Mama' By Bing Crosby. here's To You Boss, Hope You Hear It. :thanks For Listening Wastelander
GOOD MORNING CHITTR DOT ING. I HAVE SURVIVED THE EVENTS OF MY LAST POST ON HERE. FOR MY OWN SAKE AFTER WAKING UP FROM A SLUMBER SO DEEP I HAD AN IMPRINT OF MY KISMESIS'..."BREASTPLATE" ON MY FACE, I REFRAINED FROM POSTING ANYTHING LEST I WENT ON ANOTHER RANT ABOUT INBOXES AGAIN. POKER REVIEW SOONER-THAN-LATER. STARTING OFF TODAY OFF STRONG WITH COFFEE AND ASPRIN
AND AT LAST! 11 SHOTS OF ALCOHOL! I COULDN'T BE FUCKD TO READ THE LABEL NOW! CONGRATS CHITTR DOT ING YOU FUCKIN DID IT. 11 INBOXES POSTED IN A SINGLE. HOUR. GOOD GOG. HOW DO PEOPLE USE THIS SITE DAILY. NOW IF YOU. EXCUSE ME. THE HATE-WIFE'S METALLIC ARMS. ARE CALLING TO. ME. GOODLIGHT EVERYON AND FUCK YOU ALL!1!
TYPIG IN BED. I DON'T TINK. I KNOW HOW TO MEAS. URE SHOTS.
WE'RE AT 9 SHOTS AND COUNTING! IT'S A GOOD THING THAT ROXY HAS A LARGE SUPPLY OF ALCOHOL. THEY'RE DOING BETTER AND RARELY DRINK AS MUCH AND I'M PROUD OF THEM FOR IT. LOOK AT THAT! ANOTHER INBOX! THAT'S FUUUUUCKING 10!!!
I'M TAKING A SHOT(OF WATER) EVERY TIME I SEE AN INBOX POSTED FOR THE NEXT HOUR. THIS AIN'T ME HARPING, I RECOGNIZE THAT I'M THE ASSHOLE AND THAT I COME OFF AS SUCH, AND I UNDERSTAND THE CHASING OF THE BAG. HOWEVER CONSIDER THIS: I'M BORED AND DRANK TOO MUCH CAFFEINE
i'lL TaKe(tInG)ReAl(tInG)ShOtS!
...FUCK IT, REAL SHOTS WITH WATER AS A CHASER. FEELING WHIMSICAL TOLIGHT
FUCKING OUTBOX TIME AGAIN GOGDAMN IT ALL TO HELL! OUTBOX QUESTION: FAVORITE COLOR AND WHY? I'M TIRED OF THIS GRANDPA
pUrPlE~! AnD BlUe.(TiNg)bUt pUrPlE! iT(TiNg)kEePs(tInG)Me(tInG)AlIvE(TiNg)aLiVe(tInG)AlIvE!
The yellow of the very early dawn, before the sun can come to scorch, as well as the pale yellow of butter.
| l|kkee Alll of em :D beccAuswe colorss r sooooooooo preettyy :)
The why? They make me HAPPY!!!!
SOMEONE FUCKING MENTIONED UNØ AND NOBODY TOLD ME?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST TROLLS AND HUMANITY! THIS. IS. BULLSHIT.
The same way people tend not to mention squirrels or walks or vets around dogs, yes
FUUUUUUUUUCKING OUTBOX TIME AGAIN! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TAG/HASHTAG TO USE ON THIS SITE? #OUTBOX
#affirmations!
✧જ⁀ #sports!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
A CELEBRATED MAN AMONGST THE GURNEYS THEY CAN FIX ME PROPER WITH A BIT OF LUCK THE DOCTORS AND THE NURSES, THEY ADORE ME SO BUT IT'S REALLY QUITE ALARMING 'CAUSE I'M SUCH AN AWFUL FUCK! I GAVE YOU BLOOD, BLOOD, GALLONS OF THE STUFF I GAVE YOU ALL THAT YOU CAN DRINK, AND IT HAS NEVER BEEN ENOUGH I GAVE YOU BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD I'M THE KIND OF [TROLL] WRECKAGE THAT YOU LOVE!
WOKE UP, TORSO PILLAR HURTS. SHE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO LAY ON TOP OF ME DURING THE LIGHT AND THE ADDED WEIGHT WAS NOT KIND TO ME. THIS IS NOT ME CALLING HER FAT AS THAT'S RUDE AND NOT EVEN IN A PITCH WAY, SHE IS SIMPLY METALLIC AND THEREFORE HEAVY. AND FOR ANYONE KEEPING TRACK OF THIS STUFF: YES, I HAVE BOTH A RECUPERACOON *AND* A "STANDARD" MATTRESS BED. THE SOPOR SLIME ISN'T KIND TO HER AND SOMETIMES I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP IN IT SO BOOM: MATTRESS BED.
A reminder that the far left lane on the highway is the FELONY lane. That is for individuals going FELONY speeds. You may NOT get in the far left lane if you are going less than 15 mph over the speed limit. MOVE !!
thank you, mr president. 💗
YOU WOULD THINK SLEEPING IN A BED WITH SOMEONE WOULD MAKE IT WARMER. THIS IS WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I FORGOT METAL CHASSIS ARE QUITE COLD TO THE TOUCH SAVE FOR THE EVER-SO-SLOWLY OVERHEATING MACHINERY INSIDE. SHE ALSO TOOK MOST OF THE COVERS SO I'M FREEZING MY ASS OFF. GOODLIGHT EVERYONE
A WHOLE LOTTA INBOXES BEING POSTED SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS; OUTBOX TIME: SWEET OR SOUR?
8=l < Sweet
↻ S∞ur, because It's always surprising when I have it. ↺
sour. the pain reminds me that i am alive.
HEADPHONES GOT BROKEN DUE TO ONE OF ROXY'S MUTATED CATS KNOCKING IT OFF MY DESK. THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING NICE, TIME TO BE (LESS) NICE.
MAKING CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES *AND* FRENCH TOAST. THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST BRUNCH KNOWN TO ANYONE
Shaariing iis caariing by thee waay
brꙮ eats brunch - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
I'LL MAKE ENOUGH TO SERVE ALL THOSE THAT CARE ABOUT THE SANCTITY OF BRUNCH
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER FOR THE LIGHT BECAUSE I'VE ROYALLY (AND UNROYALLY) FUCKED MY SLEEP SCHEDULE: WHO'S ON FIRST, WHAT'S ON SECOND, I DON'T KNOW IS ON THIRD, WHY IS THE LEFT FIELDER, BECAUSE IS CENTER FIELD, AND TOMORROW IS THE PITCHER. OH, AND THE SHORTSTOP? I DON'T CARE! CAN'T FORGET ABOUT HIM
THE WEEKEND IS ALREADY ALMOST OVER. WHERE DOES THE TIME GO ANYMORE??
INDEED IT DOES. SMOKE AND ASH ALL OVER
JEGUS, I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THE TIME. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE UNCONSCIOUS IN MY RECUPERACOON HOURS AGO. GOODLIGHT TO THE PEOPLE JUST STARTING TO WAKE UP
LIVE REPORTING: I HAVE RUINED A GAME OF SKIP-BO FOR MY GROUP. WE CHOOSE TO PLAY WITH THE ONLINE VERSION OF SKIP-BO, I MANAGED TO FLIP EVERYONE ELSE'S DECK AND THEY WERE UNABLE TO DRAW CARDS, THUS DESTROYING THEIR WAY OF WINNING. HOW IS EVERYONE ELSE'S NIGHTS GOING?
WENT WALKING IN THE FOREST AGAIN, I'VE DONE SO BEFORE EVEN POSTING ON THIS SITE BUT IT'S A NEAT EXCURSION WHEN I HAVE THE TIME AND THE WEATHER IS NICE. FREAKED MYSELF OUT THOUGH WHEN I WAS WALKING FOR A FAIR BIT BEFORE REALIZING THAT THE CRICKETS AND BIRDS HAD STOP CHIRPING. ONLY STARTED HEARING THEM AGAIN ON THE PATHWAY OUT SO THAT WAS KIND OF SPOOKY OR WHATEVER. IT WAS NICE GETTING FRESH AIR AT LEAST
WHAT, YOU THOUGHT I'D POST A PICTURE WITH THIS? I ACTUALLY TOUCH GRASS WITHOUT THE NEED OF BEING ON MY PHONE [𐤡B (<== THOSE ARE SUNGLASSES)
⚓ Deoendin' on where yer at, coulda been the sign of a real bad predator 🪶
GOOD TO KNOW. I'LL BE WARY NEXT TIME I PASS THROUGH THERE