@carcinocytoGeneticist — #reference
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER FOR THE LIGHT BECAUSE I'VE ROYALLY (AND UNROYALLY) FUCKED MY SLEEP SCHEDULE: WHO'S ON FIRST, WHAT'S ON SECOND, I DON'T KNOW IS ON THIRD, WHY IS THE LEFT FIELDER, BECAUSE IS CENTER FIELD, AND TOMORROW IS THE PITCHER. OH, AND THE SHORTSTOP? I DON'T CARE! CAN'T FORGET ABOUT HIM
🥐 FUCK YOU
EVERYONE HAS UNØ, DIPSHIT. IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING GRUBBOX
SAY, DO YOU REMEMBER THE TWENTY-FIRST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER?
REALIZED THE CANNED SPAGHETTI-CIRCLES I HAD GOTTEN DIDN'T CONTAIN BALLED-MEAT OR SLICED PORK-TUBES. MY LIGHT IS RUINED AND MY DISAPPOINTMENT IS IMMEASURABLE.
THERE WILL COME SOFT ACIDIC RAINS AND THE SMELL OF THE MUDDIED GROUND, AND WINGBEASTS CIRCLING WITH THEIR SHIMMERING SOUND; AND GENESIS FROGS IN THE POOLS SINGING AT NIGHT, AND WILD FRUIT TREES IN TREMULOUS WHITE, SINGING-WINGBEASTS WILL WEAR THEIR FEATHERY FIRE WHISTLING THEIR WHIMS ON A PICKET FENCE-PYRE; AND NOT ONE WILL KNOW OF THE WAR, NOT ONE WILL CARE AT LAST OF WHO REALLY WON. NOT ONE WOULD MIND, NEITHER BEAST NOR CUTLERY IF TROLLKIND WERE TO HAVE PERISHED SO UTTERLY; AND SPRING THIYME HERSELF, WHEN SHE WOKE AT DUSK, WOULD SCARCELY KNOW THAT WE WERE ALL BUT A MERE HUSK. NOW TO ALL A ...Read more
ALSO BEFORE ANYONE ELSE HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY SO, I KNOW YOU SEE THESE ERIC; SHOCK COLLAR + BATHTUB COMBO (THIS ISN'T DOG RELATED, RESPECT YOUR BARKFIENDS FOLKS)