@carcinocytoGeneticist — #suggestive
GOOD MORNING CHITTR DOT ING. I HAVE SURVIVED THE EVENTS OF MY LAST POST ON HERE. FOR MY OWN SAKE AFTER WAKING UP FROM A SLUMBER SO DEEP I HAD AN IMPRINT OF MY KISMESIS'..."BREASTPLATE" ON MY FACE, I REFRAINED FROM POSTING ANYTHING LEST I WENT ON ANOTHER RANT ABOUT INBOXES AGAIN. POKER REVIEW SOONER-THAN-LATER. STARTING OFF TODAY OFF STRONG WITH COFFEE AND ASPRIN
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER FOR THE LIGHT BECAUSE I'VE ROYALLY (AND UNROYALLY) FUCKED MY SLEEP SCHEDULE: WHO'S ON FIRST, WHAT'S ON SECOND, I DON'T KNOW IS ON THIRD, WHY IS THE LEFT FIELDER, BECAUSE IS CENTER FIELD, AND TOMORROW IS THE PITCHER. OH, AND THE SHORTSTOP? I DON'T CARE! CAN'T FORGET ABOUT HIM
ERIC (THAT GUY WHO ROAMS IN PEOPLE'S FISHTANKS) PUT MY JOKE ABOUT ME SPENDING "2 NIGHTS CURVED" WITH MY KISMESIS WHEN ASKED IF I HAD DONE NOTHING BUT SPEND 3 DAYS WITH HER ON BLAST *WITHOUT* CONTEXT AND CALLED THAT SHIT 'TMI'. IT WAS A JOKE. I MAKE THOSE. IT WAS SUBVERTING OF EXPECTATIONS! Y'KNOW, CURVED IS THE OPPOSITE OF STRAIGHT! THAT'S THE JOKE! I MAKE THOSE! EUGH
>BE ME >KISMESIS COMES OVER FOR UNØ >SHE ASKS ABOUT THE GOING-ONS OF CHITTR TODAY >IMMEDIATE TITS ON THE DASH >THROW PALMHUSK OUT WINDOW >FINISH UNØ GAME IN SILENCE EXCUSE ME FOR BEING CHASTE THIS MORNING CHITTR, I THOUGHT I'D BE ABLE TO HAVE MY MORNING CAFFEINE BEFORE I WAS BLIND-SIGHTED BY RUMBLE SPHERES ON CHITTR DOT ING