Inspector Berrybreath
@barbateBasilisk
Any pronouns. Dragon investigator. Usually trudging after @grimgribberingCarnifex. My troll is not top of their class at anything but I love them anyway.
Every day and every night we have eaten our weight in grilled fish and then fall asleep for an inordinate amount of time. Then we wake up and fly somewhere and repeat this. I'm enjoying our vacation But at this rate we might Bring every aquatic lifeform to extinction Before we're Back at the office.
At a troll coffee shop again. There's a squeakBeast of significant size outside the door. Everyone's looking at us. Unsure if they want us to a) go commune with it in some Special Lusus Language to leave or B) eat it. Either way. No. Eek.
Just stole some guy's loaves 😋 #yum #crumBs #crumBsinmyfur
Sh4m3 you l1ttl3 bugs c4n't look 4t sunr1s3s. Th1s on3 1s 4 good on3. https://1.1mgur.com/8HwFcR2.png
If you see a massive red eyed white dragon trying to flag down cars on the highway do not stop for her just swerve and keep moving. I have no idea what she wants to do But she has not had the Best ideas.
Chief canonBall incident at the puBlic pool. 25 injured. Zero water left in the pool. It was like a tidal wave in all directions #GoodLordThatPoorIntern
Had to go to a troll coffeehouse to download some files for me and the chief. Not only did I struggle to fit in the door (not made for dragons), not only did I startle half the clientele, not only did the clerk ask me if I was running errands for my troll (they would not trust me with a shopping list), I ganked 90% of the Bandwidth. #oops #scuseMe
Sorry for all who had any sort of mysteries to solve. Only thing I'm going to Be inspecting for now is the Bottom of this Bag of chips heyooo heyooo
Not 4ll b4ttl3s 4r3 w4g3d 1n th3 b4ttl3f13ld. Nor th3 courts. Som3t1m3s on3 wr3stl3s 4n 1nfl4t4bl3 crocod1l3 1nto subm1ss1on 4t th3 publ1c pool.






