Inspector Berrybreath
@barbateBasilisk
Any pronouns. Dragon investigator. Usually trudging after @grimgribberingCarnifex. My troll is not top of their class at anything but I love them anyway.
Every day and every night we have eaten our weight in grilled fish and then fall asleep for an inordinate amount of time. Then we wake up and fly somewhere and repeat this. I'm enjoying our vacation But at this rate we might Bring every aquatic lifeform to extinction Before we're Back at the office.
At a troll coffee shop again. There's a squeakBeast of significant size outside the door. Everyone's looking at us. Unsure if they want us to a) go commune with it in some Special Lusus Language to leave or B) eat it. Either way. No. Eek.
Just stole some guy's loaves 😋 #yum #crumBs #crumBsinmyfur
EVIL I SPENT 6 HOURS BAKING THOSE!! If ƴºů wªntɛd ª sªmplɛ ƴºů cºůld hªvɛ ªskɛd. °~°
hell yeah. keep getting that bag 💰💰💰 - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Thịs wªs ª rºbbɛrƴ ºf mƴ gººds I shºůld bɛ gɛttịng ª lªwƴɛr!
Wh4t 3v1d3nc3 do you h4v3 th4t my cl13nt w4s on th3 sc3n3 of th3 cr1m3 4t th3 t1m3. C1rmcumst4nc14l post1ng?
4r3 th3y *yours*, truly? Wh4t 3mpyr1c4l 3v1d3nc3 1s th3r3 of such 4 th1ng? Do you 1nt3nd to run 4 *br34d* DN4 t3st?
Cons1d3r th3n - 4r3 you th3 only troll to 3v3r us3 such flour? 1s 1t not 3nt1r3ly poss1bl3 th3 gr41ns c4m3 from oth3r lo4v3s, oth3r sourc3s?
If you see a massive red eyed white dragon trying to flag down cars on the highway do not stop for her just swerve and keep moving. I have no idea what she wants to do But she has not had the Best ideas.
Chief canonBall incident at the puBlic pool. 25 injured. Zero water left in the pool. It was like a tidal wave in all directions #GoodLordThatPoorIntern
Nowh3r3 d1d 1t s4y "no d1v1ng"
Had to go to a troll coffeehouse to download some files for me and the chief. Not only did I struggle to fit in the door (not made for dragons), not only did I startle half the clientele, not only did the clerk ask me if I was running errands for my troll (they would not trust me with a shopping list), I ganked 90% of the Bandwidth. #oops #scuseMe
Sorry for all who had any sort of mysteries to solve. Only thing I'm going to Be inspecting for now is the Bottom of this Bag of chips heyooo heyooo
