Inspector Berrybreath
@barbateBasilisk
Any pronouns. Dragon investigator. Usually trudging after @grimgribberingCarnifex. My troll is not top of their class at anything but I love them anyway.
im cacklin at this image im makin rn of my table, wwe look so dumb
SOMEONE FUCKING MENTIONED UNØ AND NOBODY TOLD ME?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST TROLLS AND HUMANITY! THIS. IS. BULLSHIT.
The same way people tend not to mention squirrels or walks or vets around dogs, yes
TAVV FUCKED ME UP BY SHOUTIN CULLVVICULAR LOOKMAXX VVOCAB IN SUCH RAPID SPEEDS THAT I COUDNT BREATHE FROM LAUGHIN
OUR well made, witty chants and Banter, THEIR measly attempts at distraction 💅
im so jittery wwaitin for this tetris game to start
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Heard this guy's joB application was pretty impressive... 🕵
ERIC (THAT GUY WHO ROAMS IN PEOPLE'S FISHTANKS) PUT MY JOKE ABOUT ME SPENDING "2 NIGHTS CURVED" WITH MY KISMESIS WHEN ASKED IF I HAD DONE NOTHING BUT SPEND 3 DAYS WITH HER ON BLAST *WITHOUT* CONTEXT AND CALLED THAT SHIT 'TMI'. IT WAS A JOKE. I MAKE THOSE. IT WAS SUBVERTING OF EXPECTATIONS! Y'KNOW, CURVED IS THE OPPOSITE OF STRAIGHT! THAT'S THE JOKE! I MAKE THOSE! EUGH
You need to understand how someone telling you they spent nights "curved" sounds.
>BE ME >KISMESIS COMES OVER FOR UNØ >SHE ASKS ABOUT THE GOING-ONS OF CHITTR TODAY >IMMEDIATE TITS ON THE DASH >THROW PALMHUSK OUT WINDOW >FINISH UNØ GAME IN SILENCE EXCUSE ME FOR BEING CHASTE THIS MORNING CHITTR, I THOUGHT I'D BE ABLE TO HAVE MY MORNING CAFFEINE BEFORE I WAS BLIND-SIGHTED BY RUMBLE SPHERES ON CHITTR DOT ING
Aren't the pictures Blurred By default? Wouldn't you have had to click on them to see them 🕵
evver make an oc that you wwant to kill i keep explodin into fits of "I FUCKIN HATE HIM" evverytime i see him wwhich isnt vvery good wwhen im also the artist drawwin him
Girl careful he's on this weBsite too
I ISOLATE MYSELF TOO MUCH WHEN IT COMES TO IN-PERSON EXCHANGES. THAT'S A TOXIC TRAIT RIGHT? I ALSO TEND TO BE MORE APATHETIC THAN I LIKE
What degree of toxicity do we clock the Uno Situation at gang
*I* AM THE EVIL VANTASS, DON'T LISTEN TO THE OTHERS. I EXUDE EVILNESS >:D
Like a little yappy dog, perhaps...
anywwavves any tips on howw to help someone wwhos spiralin wwhen they can easily break evvery bone in your body by accident or on purpose? or do i gotta find some fuckin tranq darts
Late But ring me next time, I have a 10 gB folder of horse pictures
WWHY IS THE ERIPREG DISCIRD EMOTE STILL GETTIN REACTS ITS BEEN OVVER AN HOUR!!!
See!! Now who wishes they'd put the homunculus away, hm.
guys... ougugugh
GAMBLING! WE ALL LOVE IT OR HATE IT IN OUR OWN WAYS, BUT NONETHELESS WE KEEP CRAWLING BACK TO IT. ANOTHER EASY GAME THIS TIME: BLACKJACK. NO, NOT *THAT* BLACK-JACK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PLAYED A DUBIOUS GAME WITH YOUR FRIENDS THAT ARRIVED IN THE MAIL. THE RULES ARE SIMPLE; TAKE YOUR STANDARD DECK OF 52 CARDS AND REMOVE THE JOKERS, YOU WANT TO BEAT THE DEALER BY GETTING AS CLOSE TO 21 OR 21 *EXACTLY* WITHOUT GOING OVER OTHERWISE YOU 'BUST,' EUGH. BOTH YOU AND THE DEALER RECEIVE TWO CARDS, BOTH OF YOUR CARDS ARE FACE UP WHILE ONLY ONE CARD IS FACE UP FOR THE DEALER. WHEN THE CARDS ARE DEALT AND IT IS YOUR TURN YOU CAN TAKE A 'HIT' AND GAIN ANOTHER CARD TO YOUR TOTAL WHICH YOU CAN DO THIS AS MUCH AS YOU WANT UNTIL YOU STOP OR GO OVER 21, 'STAND' WHICH YOU STICK WITH THE TOTAL YOU HAVE AT THAT MOMENT, OR YOU COULD 'DOUBLE DOWN' (A PERSONAL FAVORITE OF MINE) IN WHICH YOU TAKE ANOTHER CARD AND *ONLY* THAT CARD FOR THE REST OF THAT HAND IN EXCHANGE OF DOUBLING YOUR BET. ACES COUNT AS 1'S OR 11'S DEPENDING ON WHETHER OR NOT THE HIGHER NUMBER MAKES YOU 'BUST' AND FACE CARDS COUNT AS 10'S, GETTING AN ACE AND A FACE CARD/10 RIGHT OFF THE BAT WINS YOU THE HAND, SAME GOES FOR THE DEALER IF IT HAPPENS TO THEM. THIS IS AN EASY GAME FOR KILLING SMALL AMOUNTS TIME AND MAKING SOME DECENT MOOLAH OUT OF IT IF YOU ACTUALLY BET MONEY ON IT AND DON'T FUCKING CHICKEN OUT OF IT, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 21/10 GAME, NEVER LOST MORE MONEY BEFORE IN MY LIFESPAN.
Use to rack up a Blackjack scam Back in my college heynights! Good times.
phrog fumigated the vvriskalings, wwe are safe
She lives on in hiding. In all of us. Waiting. We are all waiting.
i hate this my audience calls me eric all the fuckin time i cant havve it followwin me here
Ive mistyped your name as Eridsn if that's Better
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Every day and every night we have eaten our weight in grilled fish and then fall asleep for an inordinate amount of time. Then we wake up and fly somewhere and repeat this. I'm enjoying our vacation But at this rate we might Bring every aquatic lifeform to extinction Before we're Back at the office.