Inspector Berrybreath
@barbateBasilisk
Any pronouns. Dragon investigator. Usually trudging after @grimgribberingCarnifex. My troll is not top of their class at anything but I love them anyway.
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Every day and every night we have eaten our weight in grilled fish and then fall asleep for an inordinate amount of time. Then we wake up and fly somewhere and repeat this. I'm enjoying our vacation But at this rate we might Bring every aquatic lifeform to extinction Before we're Back at the office.
diary of a concilliatory slut
Oh good god, the rocks made it out of the rpgstuck chat, I need to take cover
the fruit wwizard says: hello yes it is i, the fruit wiwzard of fruit. while @romanfishtank wrongfully assumed that @potionseller is the fruits wwizard of magic, it was actually me's truly all along. your search is over, detective.
Just stole some guy's loaves 😋 #yum #crumBs #crumBsinmyfur
Wªịt ª mịnůtɛ.... wɛ'rɛ thɛƴ bªnªnª ªnd cịnnªmºn swịrl?
EVIL I SPENT 6 HOURS BAKING THOSE!! If ƴºů wªntɛd ª sªmplɛ ƴºů cºůld hªvɛ ªskɛd. °~°
@barbateBasilisk @radiatedApostate wwith one of ya has the pic of me in the horse stable wwhere i wweh'd like a fiduspawwn?
lalala im roman in my fishtank gif made by @radiatedApostate wwhen wwe played minecraft together teehee i am roman in my fishtank guys awweh-wweh
Do you rememBer, Eridan, do you rememBer our pool vortex. For the summoning of moBs.
if anyone is confused as to wwhy @carcinocytoGeneticist is alwways talkin about card games, this is the reason he wwil deny this, but wwe all knoww karkats cannot hide their truest of feelins for shit his kismesis is an uno bot named panini, and he is dowwn so bad for her this is timestamped, he is the karkat on the right of the screen
One time uno went so long that chat started planning a camping trip. I was going to Bring the food
i challenge @carcinØcytØGeneticist tØ a fightnight duel in which i will beat him tØ death with my cane.
CAN'T, BUSY LOSING AT BOARD GAMES
MAYBE IF YOU GETS SOME MORE FIGHT NIGHTS ON YOUR BULGE I'LL TAKE SOME IMPORTANT TIME OUT OF MY NIGHT AND SHOW YOU WHAT'S WHAT
AIN'T MY FAULT YOU GOT SO MUCH IRRADIATED-PROSTATE ON YOUR BULGE THAT YOU CAN FINISH FIGHTS THAT YOU START
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Not that it matters But the CluckBeast keBaB was very tasty and not too spicy ^.=.^
NEXT GAME IN THE CROSSHAIRS THIS EVENING: THE GAME OF LIFE (THE 2002 VERSION[I'M USING NON-SOLAR SWEEPS FOR THIS ONE BECAUSE THE DUMBASSES THAT MADE IT DIDN'T CONSIDER US TROLLS.]) THE PREMISE IS BASIC; YOU GO THROUGHOUT LIFE STARTING AROUND THE MIDDLE OF 'YOUR' LIFE SPAN, AND GO THROUGH THE USUAL BULLSHIT OF SCHOOLFED DEBT AND/OR MOST OF YOUR BUCKS TAKEN FROM YOUR SALARY WHEN THE TAXMAN COMES AROUND, CONTINUING ALL THE WAY UNTIL YOU DIE UNPEACEFULLY OF NON-OLD AGE BY DRONES AT THE END, WHOEVER HAS THE MOST CAEGERS GETS BRAGGING RIGHTS AND THE GAME IS OVER. SHOULD BY EASY, RIGHT? WELL YOU ARE VERY WRONG MY PROBABLY-TROLL ACQUAINTANCE! MY MAIN GRIPES ARE SUCH; THE 'POLICE OFFICER' CAREER GETS ONLY *TWO* SPACES THAT REQUIRE ANOTHER PLAYER TO PAY THEM, ONE MIGHT SAY "OH, THAT'S TO OFFSET THEM GETTING PAID ANYTIME SOMEONE ROLLS A TEN" BUT YOU'D BE WRONG AND I'D SHAME YOU FOR THINKING SUCH A WAY. NEXT UP ARE HIVES, YOU CAN ONLY OWN A SINGULAR ONE, WHICH ISN'T UNCOMMON FOR US TROLLS BUT IS A STUPID WAY THE GAME FORCES YOU TO PAY MOST OF YOUR CAEGERS EARLY ON, NOT EVEN BEING WORTH THE PAYOFF AT THE END! THE INGAME LOANS, THEY'RE DUMB AS SHIT, YOU WILL RARELY IF EVER HAVE TO TAKE OUT A LOAN BESIDES CHOOSING SCHOOLFEEDING AT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME WHICH PRETTY MUCH RENDERS THEM INERT AND ONLY GOOD FOR FIREPLACE TINDER ON COLDER ALTERNIAN NIGHTS. OFFSPRING, THOSE GOG-AWFUL GRUBS ARE WORTH *NOTHING* IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THE GAME, THEIR SPOT IS SOLELY FOR GETTING A 'LIFE' TILE AND COULD'VE BEEN REPLACED WITH ANYTHING ELSE, AFTER YOU GET THAT TILE JUST HAND YOUR OFFSPRING TO THE NEAREST SUBJUGGULATOR FOR SOME EXTRA PAINTS. GOING BACK TO THE CAREERS FOR A MOMENT: 'TECH SUPPORT' HAS A STUPID CLAUSE UPON TAKING THE JOB THAT WHENEVER SOMEONE BREAKS THE SPINNER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BOARD *OR* IT GETS STUCK BETWEEN NUMBERS THE PLAYER WITH THAT CAREER GETS PAID *$50'000* WHICH, IS A FUCKTON OF CAEGERS FOR THOSE OF YOU UNFAMILIAR WITH THE CURRENCY. YOU MIGHT CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY IF YOU GET THIS CAREER EARLY ON AND ARE PLAYING WITH A ROWDIER CROWD, *BUT* AND THIS IS A CRUICAL *BUT*, IF SAID ROWDIER CROWD STARTS GETTING FED UP WITH YOU GETTING HELLA STACKS EVERY TIME THEY FUCK UP THE SPINNER THEY MIGHT JUST QUIT THE GAME BEFORE YOU EVEN REACH THE END, THEREFORE FORFEITING YOUR BRAGGING RIGHTS AND (IN MY OPINION) MAKING THE ENTIRE GAME NOT WORTH PLAYING. SO IN CONCLUSION, THE GAME OF LIFE (2002) SUCKS SO MUCH BULGE THAT THERE WILL BE NONE LEFTOVER FOR SECONDS. CONSIDER REVALUATING YOUR LIFE IF YOU EVER DECIDE TO CLAIM YOU 'ENJOY' OR 'LIKE' THIS GAME. TL;DR, THE GAME OF LIFE (2002) IS BAD, FUCKING SUCKS ASS, AND YOU SHOULD PLAY LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE. TL;DR TL;DR, GAME BAD, PLAY OTHER GAMES INSTEAD. THANK FUCK FOR THE FIVE-FIGURE CHARACTER LIMIT ON CHITTR.
Genuinely could have sworn the hatchlings count for points in *some* version of the game
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We also have a meeting in 2 hours, chief.
Sorry for all who had any sort of mysteries to solve. Only thing I'm going to Be inspecting for now is the Bottom of this Bag of chips heyooo heyooo
So that was fully on the wrong post
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