@carcinocytoGeneticist — #nsfw
NOT A SINGLE CARD GAME MENTIONED AT ALL IN THE PAST SETTING AND RISING OF THE SUN. WHAT HAS CHITTR DOT ING FALLEN TO? HAVE WE NO CLASS ANYMORE? AND STRIP-POKER DOESN'T COUNT SINCE HALF OF YOU ALWAYS HAVE YOUR PANS IN THE GUTTER ANYWAY WITH EVEN LESS CLOTHING THAN USUAL.
>BE ME >KISMESIS COMES OVER FOR UNØ >SHE ASKS ABOUT THE GOING-ONS OF CHITTR TODAY >IMMEDIATE TITS ON THE DASH >THROW PALMHUSK OUT WINDOW >FINISH UNØ GAME IN SILENCE EXCUSE ME FOR BEING CHASTE THIS MORNING CHITTR, I THOUGHT I'D BE ABLE TO HAVE MY MORNING CAFFEINE BEFORE I WAS BLIND-SIGHTED BY RUMBLE SPHERES ON CHITTR DOT ING
THIS MIGHT COME AS OFF ME SOUNDING MORE PATHETIC THAN I USUALLY AM BUT I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG ISSUE IS WITH A (HYPOTHETICAL)ROBOT BEING IN ONE'S (HYPOTHETICAL)QUADRANT. IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S FUCKING MINESWEEPER AI, IT'S MORE LIKE THAT ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER MORE THAN ANYTHING WITH HOW MUCH SHE FUCKS ME OVER. SHE'S A REAL PERSON AND ISN'T JUST MERE LINES OF CODE ON A WEBSITE LIKE SOME OF THESE LOSERS TALK TO. SHE WALKS, TALKS, AND ANNOYS THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
NEXT GAME IN THE CROSSHAIRS THIS EVENING: THE GAME OF LIFE (THE 2002 VERSION[I'M USING NON-SOLAR SWEEPS FOR THIS ONE BECAUSE THE DUMBASSES THAT MADE IT DIDN'T CONSIDER US TROLLS.]) THE PREMISE IS BASIC; YOU GO THROUGHOUT LIFE STARTING AROUND THE MIDDLE OF 'YOUR' LIFE SPAN, AND GO THROUGH THE USUAL BULLSHIT OF SCHOOLFED DEBT AND/OR MOST OF YOUR BUCKS TAKEN FROM YOUR SALARY WHEN THE TAXMAN COMES AROUND, CONTINUING ALL THE WAY UNTIL YOU DIE UNPEACEFULLY OF NON-OLD AGE BY DRONES AT THE END, WHOEVER HAS THE MOST CAEGERS GETS BRAGGING RIGHTS AND THE GAME IS OVER. SHOULD BY EASY, RIGHT? WELL YOU ARE VERY WRO...Read more
DESPITE WHAT MY BANNER SHOWS I ONLY PLAY SCUFFED UNØ, IT DOESN'T TAKE MONEY OUT OF MY WALLET AND IT STILLS FUCKS ME OVER THE SAFE #NSFW #UNØ