@carcinocytoGeneticist — #cw-pitch
GOOD MORNING CHITTR DOT ING. I HAVE SURVIVED THE EVENTS OF MY LAST POST ON HERE. FOR MY OWN SAKE AFTER WAKING UP FROM A SLUMBER SO DEEP I HAD AN IMPRINT OF MY KISMESIS'..."BREASTPLATE" ON MY FACE, I REFRAINED FROM POSTING ANYTHING LEST I WENT ON ANOTHER RANT ABOUT INBOXES AGAIN. POKER REVIEW SOONER-THAN-LATER. STARTING OFF TODAY OFF STRONG WITH COFFEE AND ASPRIN
YOU WOULD THINK SLEEPING IN A BED WITH SOMEONE WOULD MAKE IT WARMER. THIS IS WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I FORGOT METAL CHASSIS ARE QUITE COLD TO THE TOUCH SAVE FOR THE EVER-SO-SLOWLY OVERHEATING MACHINERY INSIDE. SHE ALSO TOOK MOST OF THE COVERS SO I'M FREEZING MY ASS OFF. GOODLIGHT EVERYONE
ERIC (THAT GUY WHO ROAMS IN PEOPLE'S FISHTANKS) PUT MY JOKE ABOUT ME SPENDING "2 NIGHTS CURVED" WITH MY KISMESIS WHEN ASKED IF I HAD DONE NOTHING BUT SPEND 3 DAYS WITH HER ON BLAST *WITHOUT* CONTEXT AND CALLED THAT SHIT 'TMI'. IT WAS A JOKE. I MAKE THOSE. IT WAS SUBVERTING OF EXPECTATIONS! Y'KNOW, CURVED IS THE OPPOSITE OF STRAIGHT! THAT'S THE JOKE! I MAKE THOSE! EUGH
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HALLOWEEN COSTUMES NOW? BETTER THAN TALKING ABOUT IT IN FUCKING AUGUST OF ALL MONTHS. I HAD A ROUGH IDEA OF ONE BUT NOW SHE(THAT PITCH BASTARD) WANTS US TO DO ONE OF THOSE 'COUPLE COSTUMES' OR WHATEVER THE TERM IS. A COUPLE OF IDIOTS IS WHAT I THINK. BUT NOW WE'RE JUST ARGUING WHETHER WE SHOULD GO AS BONNIE AND CLYDE(THE BETTER CHOICE) OR THE SCARECROW AND THE TIN WOMAN FROM THAT 'WIZARDLY ODD' FILM.
APPARENTLY THERE WAS A MASQUERADE THAT HAPPENED RECENTLY? I COULD'VE BROUGHT MY BEST SUIT AND/OR DRESS. ALAS I WAS PREOCCUPIED WITH DEPRESSING FOOD SITUATIONS AND...PITCH QUADRANTS. HOPE Y'ALL HAD A FUN TIME THERE AT LEAST
THIS MIGHT COME AS OFF ME SOUNDING MORE PATHETIC THAN I USUALLY AM BUT I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG ISSUE IS WITH A (HYPOTHETICAL)ROBOT BEING IN ONE'S (HYPOTHETICAL)QUADRANT. IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S FUCKING MINESWEEPER AI, IT'S MORE LIKE THAT ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER MORE THAN ANYTHING WITH HOW MUCH SHE FUCKS ME OVER. SHE'S A REAL PERSON AND ISN'T JUST MERE LINES OF CODE ON A WEBSITE LIKE SOME OF THESE LOSERS TALK TO. SHE WALKS, TALKS, AND ANNOYS THE SHIT OUT OF ME.