@carcinocytoGeneticist — #dashwatching
AND AT LAST! 11 SHOTS OF ALCOHOL! I COULDN'T BE FUCKD TO READ THE LABEL NOW! CONGRATS CHITTR DOT ING YOU FUCKIN DID IT. 11 INBOXES POSTED IN A SINGLE. HOUR. GOOD GOG. HOW DO PEOPLE USE THIS SITE DAILY. NOW IF YOU. EXCUSE ME. THE HATE-WIFE'S METALLIC ARMS. ARE CALLING TO. ME. GOODLIGHT EVERYON AND FUCK YOU ALL!1!
WE'RE AT 9 SHOTS AND COUNTING! IT'S A GOOD THING THAT ROXY HAS A LARGE SUPPLY OF ALCOHOL. THEY'RE DOING BETTER AND RARELY DRINK AS MUCH AND I'M PROUD OF THEM FOR IT. LOOK AT THAT! ANOTHER INBOX! THAT'S FUUUUUCKING 10!!!
I'M TAKING A SHOT(OF WATER) EVERY TIME I SEE AN INBOX POSTED FOR THE NEXT HOUR. THIS AIN'T ME HARPING, I RECOGNIZE THAT I'M THE ASSHOLE AND THAT I COME OFF AS SUCH, AND I UNDERSTAND THE CHASING OF THE BAG. HOWEVER CONSIDER THIS: I'M BORED AND DRANK TOO MUCH CAFFEINE
TALKING ABOUT EVIL AGAIN? GOODY. I EXUDE EVILNESS, I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I WOULD BE WORRIED IF I DIDN'T. THOUGH IF I COME ACROSS AN OUTRIGHT "NICE" VERSION OF ME ON E-ARTH-C I WOULD THROW ROCKS AT HIM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S "EVERYBODY POST YOUR INBOX TIME" TIME! YES I SAID "TIME" TWICE, IT'S PROBABLY ACCURATE TO WHAT IT WOULD ACTUALLY BE CALLED ON THIS SITE. BUT FUCK THAT, OUTBOX TIME: HAVE YOU DRANK WATER TODAY? AND/OR HAVE YOU HAD YOUR DAILY FILL OF SUSTENANCE?
REALLY? I MEAN C'MON, REALLY?? THIS TREND IS EVEN MORE DESPERATE *AND* DEPRESSING THAN WHEN EVERYONE WAS POSTING DATING RESUMES
BLAH, BLAH, WHY WOULD I OPEN AN INBOX? BLAH, BLAH, NO ONE WOULD EVEN ASK ABOUT CARD GAMES OR ANYTHING SIMILAR. BLAH, BLAH HERE'S MY QUESTION, WHY DON'T YOU MAKE AN *OUT*BOX INSTEAD? MAKE THE RANDOM CHITTR DOOMSCROLLER ANSWER *YOUR* QUESTIONS AT THREE IN THE MORNING
CARD GAMES, PLAY THEM. TOUCH GRASS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, MULTITASK A BIT
...YEAH, NO. INTERRUPT MY CARD GAME WHEN THE TOPIC CHANGES TO SOMETHING MORE PALATABLE
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HALLOWEEN COSTUMES NOW? BETTER THAN TALKING ABOUT IT IN FUCKING AUGUST OF ALL MONTHS. I HAD A ROUGH IDEA OF ONE BUT NOW SHE(THAT PITCH BASTARD) WANTS US TO DO ONE OF THOSE 'COUPLE COSTUMES' OR WHATEVER THE TERM IS. A COUPLE OF IDIOTS IS WHAT I THINK. BUT NOW WE'RE JUST ARGUING WHETHER WE SHOULD GO AS BONNIE AND CLYDE(THE BETTER CHOICE) OR THE SCARECROW AND THE TIN WOMAN FROM THAT 'WIZARDLY ODD' FILM.
IT'S SO FUCKING RED, JEGUS CHRIST. IT'S LIKE THE BOWL OF FRUIT PUNCH GOT YEETED ACROSS THE ROOM