♠ hated by @carcinocytoGeneticist
HATE MY CHITTS ALL YOU WANT, INFERIOR. BUT I AM RIGHT. THAT THING. IS NOT GOOD. FOR ME. FOR YOU. OR FOR FUCKING ANYONE.
bitches hate me
I've been so out of it today. Head almost no longer hurty. Have I missed anything relevant? Candy Corn beat Crunch and goes through. Tonight's #CandyBrawl pits: Twizzlers (Red reacts) vs. Sour Patch Kids (black reacts)
im¶not¶gonna¶be¶mercy.
I'm still wearing the Toad hat, by the way. But also, Twix advances, and it's time for a new matchup. Candy Corn (red corner) VS. Nestlé Crunch (Black Corner) #CandyBrawl
IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG SINCE I LAST SAID IT. SO I WILL SAY IT ONCE MORE. YOU ARE ALL GROSS.
Tonight on #CandyBrawl (Which I totally didn't almost forget about) In the red corner: Twix VS In the black corner: Starburst
FOR RED IS THE COLOR OF GOD.
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ I h@t3 3v3ryon3 don’t t@k3 it p3rson@lly ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
noo-clear this chitt was meant to express disdain towards those who pronounce it nyu-kyu-ler actually
The same way people tend not to mention squirrels or walks or vets around dogs, yes
Yes, it was mentioned.
*、uN0 M3NTI0N ???！⚡️
More like get your ass kicked on uno.
Beeiing aa haateer iis svvch aan eenriichiing eexpeeriieencee. II feeeel soo aaliivee.
the race between gummy bears and Nesté Crunch was tied in the end, so my deciding vote goes for Crunch. Next up: Whoppers (red reacts) VS. Butterfinger (black reacts) #candybrawl
Wow that was absolutely not close at all. Starburst cleared handily over Skittles. Say goodbye to the rainbow. For this next round, we have another personal favorite of mine, up against a titanic classic. 3 Musketeers (red reacts) VS. M&Ms (black reacts)
Much to my personal chagrin, Swedish Fish falls to the most unlikely rival in the battle of the animal-shaped gummies, letting Percy Pigs through to the next round. Today's battle pits two gas station classics: Payday (red reacts) VS. Twix (black reacts) Which caramelly goodness is going to reign supreme?
In a race that was rather amusing to watch unfold, Airheads comes out on top of Heath Bar, advancing to the next stage. For this next matchup we have: Circus peanuts (Red reacts) VS. Snickers (black reacts)
omg kar [twwirls my hair] you care about me like that?
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌ=ა 💬 bitch im doin what you said this i's my outbo⚔︎ ^^^^^^^^^^
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 alright bet how big's your bulge ^^^^^^^^^^
its called cultural appropriation kar, i gotta do it as a proper highblood of the empire! im culturally appropriatin human marriage an extendin it to kismesitude
tell yourself that mate
its okay you can say you miss your wwifebot
you played one game against me an lost spectacularly, you dont get to make comments like this crabclawws
kar is settin up our tetris battle stream an he accidentally made the bracket in the uno colours he cant escape the uno
THE LOSERS BRACKET IS UNO FLIP THIS IS SO FUCKIN FUNNY
gona go thru someones shit and its probably gnna b karkles shit ill keep u all updated
THIS IS GOING TO BE… *FUN.*
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
You need to understand how someone telling you they spent nights "curved" sounds.
I'M ABOUT TO GO TO 'CUPE BUT IT'S WORTH COMMENTING THAT EVERY SINGLE KARKAT THAT I'VE EVER SEEN ON HERE HAS GONE INTO A PERSONAL RANKING I KEEP. IF I'VE SEEN YOU, YES, EVEN YOU RANDOM KARKAT #827462, YOU ARE SOMEWHERE IN THIS MENTAL CHECKLIST I KEEP OF EVERY VERSION OF ME THAT HAS EVER EXISTED. IF YOU'RE THINKING 'WELL, I'M A PRETTY GREAT KARKAT! I IMAGINE I'M AT THE TOP OF THIS LIST!' I GUARANTEE, YOU FECKLESS, SELF-CENTERED PRICK, YOU ARE WAY, WAY, *WAY* DOWN THE LINE. ALL THIS BEING SAID. @CHEEKYGIT IS THE WORST ONE. RIGHT AT THE BOTTOM. I HOPE HORRORTERRORS FLAY YOU FOR SPORT.
SO FAR. ALL I SEE ARE VERMIN, AND POSERS. WHAT I DON’T SEE, IS ALL OF YOU LINING UP TO KNEEL.
NOTE TO FUTURE KARKAT: HEY, ASSHOLE. REMEMBER THAT CHOCOLATE IS BASICALLY THE TROLL EQUIVALENT OF ALCOHOL. YES, I KNOW IT TASTES GOOD. YES, I KNOW YOU WANT MORE. NO, THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU SHOULD KEEP EATING IT. YOU CANNOT FORGET THIS JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE PUT CHOCOLATE IN FRONT OF YOU. USE YOUR FUCKING THINK PAN. SINCERELY, PAST KARKAT, WHO IS APPARENTLY HAVING TO WRITE NOTES TO HIS FUTURE SELF BECAUSE PRESENT KARKAT CAN’T BE TRUSTED AROUND CHOCOLATE. #SUBSTANCE
rechitt, puttin ya on blast
KEEP FUMBLING. AND KEEP PERSISTING. UNTIL YOU FUCKING STOP FUMBLING. AND GET GOOD AT THE THING YOU KEEP FUMBLING AT.
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BEAUTY. I’M TELLING YOU NOW LADS, YE HAVE THIS, YOU’RE GONNA TAKE SOMEONE’S FUCKING PAN CLEAN OFF THE SHOULDERS. HAD THIS ONCE, WENT TO BOOZER, SMACKED THIS GRUB, SENT HIM TO BEFORUS AND BACK, MADE A RIGHT MESS OF HIM. SCRAN THIS LADS AND I PROMISE YE, YOU’LL BE UNTOUCHABLE, GET THIS DOWN YE BOYS, HEAVE HO. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/971C410EA841.PNG x
YOU ARE ALL SOFT. AND WEAK. WHILE I AM INCREDIBLY HARD. AND STRONG.
awwww you're so sweet
prꙮ tip: lie abꙮut things that are easily prꙮven wrꙮng and dꙮn't actually matter at all. lie abꙮut the cꙮlꙮr ꙮf yꙮur shirt while yꙮu're right there, next tꙮ the ꙮther persꙮn. - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
sꙮlitaire is a fake game invented by card deck cꙮmpanies fꙮr the excuse that they're nꙮt *all* used fꙮr gambling - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
GO. MY BULLSHIT ARMY OF CATS.
whos your biggest celebrity hatecrush
Karkat and the stick bug have become inseparable. He liked its little dance.
D--> I gave him his wriggler food hours ago D--> He hasn't even touched it D--> "i wwas too busy bein a wworm" D--> Typical D--> The fact I can even say "typical" to that D--> What does that say about my life and relationships?
You’re All So Inspiring, You’ve All Made Me Want To Keep Going! i’m Gonna Play “ain’t That A Kick In The Head Now” And Get To Beating That Shitty Little Human, Have A Good One! #violence #gore #cw-torture
Your Beloved Mutt Will Be Dropped Into The Alternian Wilderness Sometime Soon, Until Then They’ll Be Constantly Moved And Monitored, If Any Of You Attempt To Free Them They’ll Be Injected With A Lethal Chemical Stored In The Collar And Well, What Happens When Someone Dies Without Godtier Powers To Bring Them Back I Wonder…my Oh My consider This My Finger Shaking Moment Where I Go “ah Ah Ahhh” #cw-execution #substance
PATHETIC. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
kinda funny how much of a variety karkat comes in tho like we got tiny kats big kats wide kats narrow kats my kat is tiny for a troll but hes got 12 inches on me anyway karkat appreciation post
prꙮ tip: dꙮn't drink red bull - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
:33 < *ac does a handstand but she does it on one hand so she can tug her eyelid and stick her tongue out at you menacingly*
HERE IS MY. "HYPOTHETICAL". SBURB SESSION. - I WIN. - YOU LOSE.
I won the my little pony card game by the way. Better luck next time @voidArchitect
[ confectionery caking out. ] Good morning. [ ron swanson, a swan song. ]
You LOVE TV, don't you? BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!
SHUT UP. YOUR GREEN TEXT. AND DESPERATE GRASPING FOR CONTROL. SICKEN ME.
we have the meats
me wwith the streams and eq wwith the idol shit, wwe the unstoppable haters may i alwways havve more subscribers than him
PLUNGED ETERNALLY INTO AN ENDLESS NIGHT. THIS SHALL BE YOUR FATE. MY PARADISE.
I hate when websites don't have dark mode.
8=l < Alright enough people hated me 8=l < Here is my upsetting controversial thought 8=l < I don't like the smell of bacon cooking
i'm a violent dog, i know why i bite
D--> I must say D--> I am enjoying myself D-->I have not laughed so much in a very long time
i aint on the stream today, but @carcinocytoGeneticist and pals are streamin right noww!
3H33H34H3H4 H0LY FUCK GUY5 L00K WH47 1F0UND 47 05M3 L4M3 C0NRN3R 7H70R3 1N V3N1C3!!
Like a little yappy dog, perhaps...
It’s your pizza not mine, I’m not here to judge your favourite toppings.
Hi. I ordered you a pizza. It’s got your favourite toppings, Anchovy, Pineapple, and Chocolate Drizzle. Added some Anchovies, sardines too.
Do they? Didn’t seem so when they said |_\.
How dare people shack up with Ai’s, they could just 8e getting freaky at their own discretion with some customers I know. Considering how artificial half of them are… #nsfw
if you're human or a mammal or whatever. do you got a milk kink. #nsfw #suggestive
I say yØu can, sØ yØu can my friend
yall dont evven knoww the galaxy is for fish
people... mock me... wwhen i sat "innit" am i not allowwed?
One must imagine Karkat happy. #abccdiscussionclub
wwhere in this chitt is there a "wwe" karkat illiterate?
yes but you are not just a guy
if anyone is confused as to wwhy @carcinocytoGeneticist is alwways talkin about card games, this is the reason he wwil deny this, but wwe all knoww karkats cannot hide their truest of feelins for shit his kismesis is an uno bot named panini, and he is dowwn so bad for her this is timestamped, he is the karkat on the right of the screen
yeah yeah, whatever yØu say kid. gØ have fun playing cards and legØs with the Øther wrigglers.
i get enØugh Øn my bulge as is man, i cant handle mØre #nsfw??
@carcinocytoGeneticist did you see the panini edit
i lovve the pesterafterparty, wwe just got an edit of kar's kismesis in the shitpost channel long livve bot panini
Rinren Maotix - Private Investigator contact Me For Any Further Information Regarding My Work.. I May Take On Your Job If It Sufficiently Doable..
good luck findin me in the sea of erighosts bitch
kar wwhen is your kismesis joinin the site
OH BOY PESTERPARTY KARKAT @carcinocytoGeneticist IS HERE please enjoy this timestamped stream moment and then point an laugh at him
TRYING TO KEEP MY EYE ON THE KARKATS ON THIS WEBSITE WHO ARE ACTUALLY WORTH A SINGLE OUNCE OF MY IRE REALLY IS A FULL TIME FUCKING JOB. YOU KNOW THAT I SAY THIS SHIT TO MAKE YOU BETTER, RIGHT? IF I DON'T INTERACT WITH YOU, PRESUME THAT EITHER YOU'RE A KARKAT WHO TOUCHES GRASS ENOUGH THAT I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE *OR* (AND THIS ONE'S MORE LIKELY) I DISAPPROVE YOU SO WHOLLY THAT YOU ARE BENEATH MY SCORN. AND YES. YOU *SHOULD* BE ASHAMED.