Ursila Lolada
@arcaneAspirations
mEdIum fOr thE mOst hOly clUrch! I dO tArOt rEAdIngs As wEll sO If yOU ArE In nEEd Of gUIdEncE sEEk mE OUt! shE/hEr ((pfp by @aphroditeFlush !))
(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future
It wAs sO lOnEly In my hIvE fOr qUItE sOmE tImE I Am vEry glAd chIttr hAs mAdE It A bIt lEss sO. I hAd thE spIrIts bUt thE dEAd ArE nOt vEry EntErtAInIng. yEs I thInk I cOUld pErhAps EvEn sAy I prEfEr thE prEsEncE Of thE lIvIng!
-7 I have al5o come to really like our time at the hive too 2-
mOst cErtAInly! It hAs bEEn sO nIcE tO hAvE yOU AbOUt, EvEn If thE plAcE Is vEry qUIEt It Is nIcE tO hEAr yOU ArE EnjOyIng It! At lEAst mAss hAs mEAnt sOmE tImE Of nOIsE And jUbIlEncE!
hEllO EvEryOnE! sOmE scrIptUrE tO OffEr All gUIdAncE In thEsE tImEs! zEntrI 15:23 "yEAh I kIllEd hIm, And I'll kIll yOU tOO mOthErfUckEr. nO rEAl clOwn Is gOnnA lEt wOrds lIkE thAt rEst On A bItch's tOngUE wIthOUt AnswEr. I jUst chOsE tO AnswEr rEAl dIrEct"
>--D=Another=classic=proverb=about=the=benefits=of=direct=confrontation=thank=you=lady=Lolada=:)//<
cOlOrs 8:13 "dOn't wOrry lIl sIs" rEAnAr spOkE, lIftIng hEr hEAd lEvEl wIth hIs "EvEryOnE's Of UsE tO thE chUrch, EvEn If yOU'rE jUst pAInt, wE'll fInd A plAcE fOr yOU On thE wAlls"
(( guys i think I'm stupid after role-playing a clown for so long and literally editing the community clown Bible i looked up with mirth and mirthful meant thinking it meant vindictive and malicious for so long It means joyful How tf did i Mandela effect that other definition into my head smhhhhhh
I Am qUItE fIllEd wth thE wOndErfUl And tErrIblE mIrth Of thE mEssIAhs On thIs EvE! I fEEl I wIll bE pOstIng fAr mOrE scrIptUrE qUOtEs thAn UsUAl, I mUst sprEAd thE tErrIblE wOrd! :)
gOOd EvEnIng EvEryOnE! I wIll bEgIn thIs EvE As I hAvE stArtEd mAny, wIth A scrIptUrE qUOtE! sAcrAmEnt 2:14 “And nOw Only thEsE thrEE rEmAIn, mIrth, jEst, And blOOdlUst. bUt thE grEAtEst Of thEm All Is mIrth”
I hAvE jUst bEEn rEcOmmEndEd tO try OUt A nEw bAnd nAmEd trOll100gEcs I Am vEry ExcItEd tO hEAr whAt wOndErfUl sOngs OthEr cAstEs lIstEn tO!
I hAvE mEt A nEw frIEnd tOdAy! hOw wOndErfUl, thEy EvEn ApprEcIAtEd my scrIptUrE qUOtE!
hOw Odd tO bE AddEd tO A rAndOm trOllIAn chAt bOArd by sOmEOnE I'vE nEvEr hEArd Of. thEy sAy Its ImpOrtAnt Or sOmEthIng AlOng thOsE lInEs? I sUppOsE I wIll At thE vEry lEAst jOIn tO sEE whAt thEy wIsh tO tEll mE, In thE spIrIt Of jApEsdAy And All gIvEn I hAvE tImE bEtwEEn mAssEs dO OthErs dEAl wIth thIs OftEn? I Am nOt OftEn ApprOAchEd tO spEAk On trOllIAn
I wAs jUst rEmIndEd by A pOst thAt whEn I wAs 6 swEEps Old, An Old frIEnd Of mInE And I bOth prOmIsEd If by 14 wE wErE bOth stIll mIssIng A pErmAnEnt mAtEsprIt wE wOUld gEt tOgEthEr OncE bOth OffwOrld. wE prEsUmEd At thE tImE wE wOUld bOth bE On thE sAmE shIp. I wOndEr whErE shE Is nOw. pErhAps OnE cyclE wE wIll rEcOnnEct.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU'RE GONNA RUN INTO LIL MOFO. MIRACLES WORK IN MYSTERIOUS MUTHAHAFUCKING WAYS.
pErhAps thE mEssIAhs wIll blEss mE wIth hEr prEsEncE OncE mOrE, As wEll As thE clOsUrE Of knOwIng why shE lEft In thE wAy shE hAd
It Is UnfOrtUnAtE thAt wE trOlls sO OftEn hAvE tO spEnd OUr yOUngEr swEEps In A hIvE wE crEAtEd whEn wE wErE stIll pUpAs. I rEmEmbEr my fIrst hIvE wAs EntIrEly mAdE Of stOnE, thrOUgh thE wAlls In EvEry blOck. It wAs AlwAys EIthEr tOO tErrIbly cOld Or tOO tErrIbly wArm tO dO AnythIng. I stIll fInd mysElf prEhEAtIng my rEcOUpErAcOOns sOpOr dUrIng thE lAtEr pErIgrEEs Of thE swEEp tO thIs vEry cyclE.
A mOst hOly dAy! thE dAy Of fOOls, I hOpE All EnjOys thEIr mAss tOdAy And I wIll kEEp All UpdAtEd On thE mOst mIrthfUl hAppEnIngs At thE clUrch!
I Am nOw mOst cErtAInly glAd I dId nOt AttEnd thE fEstIvItIEs mAss fOr mE
I fEEl As thOUgh chIttr hAs mAdE my lIfE fAr mOrE cOmplIcAtEd thAn I wAntEd It tO. I wOndEr If I wOUld hAvE bEEn bEttEr Of wIthOUt It? bUt pErhAps chAngE And grOwth ArE ImpOrtAnt...
Zocial media alwayz lendz itzelf to zome other bullzhit
Oh, I thOUght It prUdEnt tO stAtE, I wIll lIkEly nOt bE tAkIng pArt In #ErIdAnwEEk I dO nOt thInk It Is my scEnE In pArtIcUlAr bUt I wIsh thOsE pArtIcIpAtIng A vEry EnjOyAblE tImE
i made a whole post about this shit trollbama told me after a selfie i posted last night i poured one out for troll bruno mars
nUmbErs Of UsErs hAvE bEgUn IncrEAsIng, pErhAps bEfOrE thEy gEt tOO hIgh I shOUld OffEr my AdvIcE sprEAd Of tArOt tOdAy! I bElIEvE jUst sInglE cArd fOr Any whO Ask, And yOU hAvE tO hAvE A qUEstIOn InqUIrE In thE rEplIEs bElOw! #tArOt
thE qUEEn Of wAnds shE rEprEsEnts sOmEOnE bOssy, UptIght, And IncrEdIbly dEmAndIng. bUt sImIlArly sOmEOnE whO wIll brIng grEAt rEwArd wIth thE grEAt ExpEctAtIOns! I rEAd It As sUggEstIng thAt thIs sOrt Of trOll wIll cOmE IntO yOUr lIfE, And ExpEct grEAt thIngs frOm yOU, lIkEly wIth yOU In rEtUrn rEcEIvIng grEAt prAIsE!
thE lOvErs qUItE AUspIcIOUs tO hAvE drAwn thAt In rEgArds tO A qUAdrAnt qUEstIOn! nOw thE lOvErs Of cOUrsE rEprEsEnt lOvE And AffEctIOn, trUst And bOnds, bUt AlsO dEcIsIvE dEcIsIOn mAkIng And thE chOIcEs OnE mAkEs. mIx thOsE tOgEthEr And thE tArOt In fAct dOEs sAy thEy wIll mAkE thAt dEcIsIOn, bUt Only shOUld yOU grOUnd thAt chOIcE, by bEIng thE rEAsOn thEy chOOsE tO stOp. thE sOlUtIOn hAs bEEn In yOU thE whOlE tImE.
Makes sense I am the one stopping him from getting killed on a daily basis already
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) fuͻk it ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹ 𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) should I start putting out more ads? ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
thE hEIrOphAnt rEvErsEd hE rEprEsEnts typIcAlly rElIgIOUs cOnfOrmIty, vArIOUs fOrms Of pOwEr And AUthOrIty OvEr OthErs! I rEAd thIs gIvEn hE Is rEvErsEd As sUggEstIng A rEjEctIOn Of cOnfOrmIty, A rEjEctIOn Of hOw EvEryOnE ElsE Is dOIng thEIr AdwOrk. pErhAps thIs mEAns nOt dOIng Ads, Or pErhAps A mOrE gUErIllA mArkEtIng stylE ApprOAch. bE Odd, bE bOld.
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) hmm I do already do some pretty serious pushing ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
I thInk I hAvE cOmE tO EnjOy thIs slOwEr OffpEAk chIttr, It Is sO OvErwhElmIng tO try And kEEp Up whEn EvEryOnE Is pOstIng At OncE
i like when people hate on me not getting much haters when its slow
Oh, If yOU ArE lOOkIng fOr pItch rOmAncE pErhAps AttEmpt tO pUt OUt A cIgArEttE On sOmEOnE And cAll thEm A slUr, I hAvE bEEn tOld thAt Is A vEry EffEctIvE mEthOd
i lik3 both cau23 thi2 i2 chillr @d2trid32 i2 around to validat3 m3, but al2o wh3n it2 fa2t3r in h3r3 th3 2tupid 2hit i 2ay g3t2 drown3d out fa2t3r
I wOndEr sOmEtImEs whAt my rOlE In thE chUrch wOUld hAvE bEEn hAd my AncEstOr nOt cAllEd mE tO thE dUtIEs Of A mEdIUm pErhAps I wOUld hAvE bEEn A gOOd pAstErrOr? Or EvAnlAUghtErIst. cErtAInly nOt A sUbjUgUlAtOr, I fEAr I hAvEn't thE pUshEr. #clOwnpOstIng
⚇ no matter what, you'd have found your place. ⚇ i wonder the same shit too sometimes though. ⚇ maybe i'd have made a hell of a laughsassin who knows. ⚇
(( god i love the back and forth of half of Ursilas friends pushing her to follow her conscience and the other half pushing to follow her piety and how she can't decide on which is more important. Just so y'all know it's gone be an ongoing theme for her, i dunno how it'll resolve, we'll see.
Isnt It Odd thAt In A thEOrEtIcAlly InfInItE UnIvErsE thErE ArE stIll A fInItE AmOUnt Of Us thAt hAvE jOInEd thIs wEbsItE? wOUld It nOt stAnd tO rEAsOn thAt thErE shOUld bE An InfInItE AmOUnt Of Us?
<3-Oh-well-that's-because-the-universe-is-finite,-I've-been-to-the-edge-of-it.