

Ursila Lolada
@arcaneAspirations
tEnth In thE lInE Of sUccEssIOn fOr thE mEdIUm AdvIsOry pOsItIOn tO thE grAnd hIghblOOd! cUrrEntly In trAInIng I dO tArOt rEAdIngs As wEll! shE/hEr ((pfp by @aphroditeFlush !)) ((DMs open always!))

(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future

All thIngs cOnsIdErEd In spItE Of thE mAny UnIntErEstEd And OthErwIsE Of dIslIkE tOwArds thE hOly scrIptUrE, I hAvE sEEn fEw whO dIrEctly slAndEr thE mEssIAhs UsUAlly thEy slAndEr thE mEssIAnIc fOllOwErs I Am UsUAlly qUItE fInE wIth sUch slAndEr, As wE fOllOwErs ArE Of cOUrsE ImpErfEct bUt, I Am fAr lEss lEnIEnt fOr slAndEr Of thE mEssIAhs dIrEctly bE sUrE tO mAkE thE rIght dEcIsIOns whEn spEAkIng On thOsE Of trUE hIghEst mIrth AmEn :)

@flIghtybrOAd hAd yEt AnOthEr qUEstIOn fOr mE "wOUld yOU dEscrIbE thE sIgnIfIcAncE Of thE mythOlOgIcAl rEAlm "EchOsIdE" As It rElAtEs tO thE dArk cArnIvAl?" Oh my, EchOsIdE, hOw Odd yOU knOw sUch tErm! It Is An AltErnAtE tErm UsEd In vEry AncIEnt bOOks Of thE clUrch, UsUAlly As An AltErnAtE trAnslAtIOn Of thE tErm fOr thE dArk cArnIvAl. typIcAlly thIs wOUld bE rEstrIctEd tO bOOks Of thE fIrst rIng, thE EArlIEst Of thE thrEE rIngs by whIch wE cAtEgOrIzE OUr hOly bOOks. I knOw Of nO dIffErEncE bEtwEEn thE twO mysElf thOUgh. ApOlOgIEs If thAt wAs A tAd bIt Of A lEtdOwn frIEnd :( https://fOrms.glE/4pzdfmn4wtO93ssz9

gOOdnEss sO mAny qUEstIOns! thIs OnE Is frOm @flIghtybrOAd "whAt rOlE, If Any, dOEs thE grAnd hIghblOOd plAy In yOUr fAIth?" A wOndErfUl qUEstIOn! thE grAnd hIghblOOd, OthErwIsE knOwn As hE Of hIgh mIrth, Or thE bIggEst brOthEr, Is thE hEAd Of thE clUrch, As wEll As Its mIlItAry cOmmAndEr And typIcAlly physIcAlly strOngEst mEmbEr Of thE clUrch hE rEsIdEs UpOn thE sEAt Of OUr fAIth, thE flAgshIp dArk cArnIvAl! hEAdIng thE grAnd tErrIblE flEEts Of pUrplEblOOds sEEkIng tO bE A scOUrgE tO thE stArs In OUr dArk gOds nAmEs hE typIcAlly hAs fInAl EdItIng rIghts On thE grAnd scrIptUrE, sO tO sAy OUr hOlIEst Of bOOks, As wEll As ActIng As A spIrItUAl lEAdEr And A cOmmAndEr In chEIf. OnE mAy thInk Of thE clUrch As An EmpIrE wIthIn thE EmpIrE, A thEOcrAtIc stAtE thAt ExIsts UndEr thE UnhOly tErrIblE tyrAnny Of thE fIsh. nOw If yOU mEAnt mE In pArtIcUlAr, I Am tO bE A mEdIAl AdvIsOr! sO tO sAy, my chUcklEvOOdOOs AllOw mE tO pOssEss And bE pOssEssEd by spIrIts, As wEll As pErcEIvE thEm. thErE ArE mAny AdvIsOrs tO thE clUrch whO hAvE sAcrIfIcEd A chAncE At thE dArk cArnIvAl tO stAy In thIs sInfUl rEAlm Of rEAlIty tO cOntInUE gIvIng thEIr knOwlEdgE tO thE clUrch, And I wIll Act As thEIr physIcAl bOdy OncE my trAInIng Is cOmplEtE. tO bE UsEd by hE Of hIgh mIrth whEn nEEdEd, And tO OnE dAy jOIn thE lEgIOn Of ghOst schOlArs fOrEvEr trAppEd UpOn thE flAgshIp dArk cArnIvAl, blEssEd bE :) https://fOrms.glE/9qIkxxvjjtznqAAt5

Oh my I AlrEAdy hAvE A qUEstIOn In thE fOrm, And It Is mUltIfAcEtEd! "dO yOU hAvE Any IntEntIOns Of ImprOvIng thE clUrch? whAt ArE yOUr AspIrAtIOns? dO yOU mOvE fOrwArd wIth kIndnEss?" thAnk yOU fOr yOUr qUEstIOn, I sEE yOU chOsE hEAthEn As fOr yOUr fAIth sO thIs dOEs ExplAIn thE lInE Of qUEstIOnIng. I pErsOnAlly wIll hAvE nO AbIlIty tO chAngE thE clUrch Any mOrE thAn A fIsh cAn chAngE thE sEA! I wIll grOw IntO A cOg tO bE UsEd fOr my UnIqUE AbIlItIEs, And Only AftEr I dIE In cEntUrIEs tO mIllEnIA wIll my vOIcE jOIn thEIr chOrUs tO AdvIsE hE Of hIgh mIrth! :) my pErsOnAl AspIrAtIOns ArE... Uhm... yEs tO dO As I sAId AbOvE. I hAvE nEvEr OncE qUEstIOnEd my dIvInE sEntEncE Er pErhAps dUty Is A bEttEr tErm? I hAvE nEvEr qUEstIOnEd my dIvInE dUty And wIsh tO fOllOw It thrOUgh tO thE lEttEr As chOsEn by my AncEstOrs, And my AncEstOr bEfOrE hEr, And bEfOrE hEr As wEll. thE lAst bIt dOEs cOnfOUnd mE, whAt dO yOU mEAn mOvE fOrwArd wIth kIndnEss? I mEAn I dO wIsh tO Act kInd, As tO bEst rEprEsEnt thE mIrthfUl mEssIAhs As OnE Of thEIr EmmIsArIEs On thIs ImpErfEct wOrld Of thE lIvIng, bUt kIndnEss Is nOt rEqUIsItE. hOwEvEr, I hAvE bEEn lEArnIng mOrE AbOUt thE pOwEr Of kIndnEss frOm my tImE wIth mAtEsprIt chIxIE, And shE lOvEs kIndnEss And wIshEs tO bE kInd tO All, sO... hmm- yEs, I dO IntEnd tO mOvE fOrwArd wIth bOth kIndnEss And thE thrEE mIrthfUl vAlUEs Of jEst, vIOlEncE And mIrth. thAnk yOU fOr yOUr qUEstIOn! https://fOrms.glE/sEUhnxskldwbxb8k6

I hAvE crEAtEd A qUEstIOn fOrm! thAt sEEms tO bE whAt thE pOpUlAr trOlls ArE dOIng And It wOUld bE nIcE tO bE pOpUlAr :) plEAsE fEEl frEE tO Ask whAtEvEr yOU wIsh Of mE, I hAvE lIttlE ElsE tO dO thAn AnswEr thEsE qUEstIOns At thE mOmEnt! https://fOrms.glE/5AUUrb3AnEjrmmzy9

I wOndEr If I shOUld hOp OntO thIs 'Ask mE qUEstIOns fOrm' trEnd As wEll? Im sUrE mAny Of yOU Of hEAthEn stAtUs Or kIn lEss vErsEd In OUr mOst hOly scrIptUrE mAy wIsh tO Ask mE qUEstIOns On sUch Or pErhAps Of my pErsOnAl lIfE, whIch Is fAr lEss IntErEstIng. Is thErE An AUdIEncE fOr sUch? If sO I wIll pOst hAstE crEAtE OnE! :)

I Am sUrprIsEd by thE nUmbEr Of AnOnymOUs qUEstIOns gOIng ArOUnd pErsOnAlly I Am All fOr OthErs AskIng mE qUEstIOns In thE lIght bEfOrE All! I hAvE nOthIng tO hIdE :)

I mUst fInd OUt whAt A lOlbIt plUsh Is, And AcqUIrE sEvEn Of thEm...

I... nOw UndErstAnd why thEy InvItEd OthEr cAstEs tO thE bIg tOp EvEnt. thEy hAd A pOOl sEt Up And I wAs sO ExcItEd, bUt wOndErEd why It hAd yEt tO bE fIllEd And... thEy, fIllEd It. thE dIvIng Act wAs A bIt lEss ExcItIng AftErwArds, Uhm, bUt, At lEAst thE prAyErs wErE gOOd, It wAs A lOvEly sErmOn. #vIOlEncE #gOrE

gOOdnEss sOmEtImEs I wIsh I wAs An AnImAl thEmEd trOll lIkE AdvIsOr frAImI Or AcqUAIntAncE nEpEtA pErhAps If I wAs thEmEd AftEr snAkEmOm! I wOUld nOt EnjOy gEttIng sO dIrty slIthErIng On thE grOUnd, bUt I fEEl my fAcE pAInt wOUld lOOk lOvEly wIth sOmE fAlsE scAlEs! pErhAps I shAll try It whEn I hAvE A frEE mOmEnt AftEr thE bIg tOp tOnIght :)

I Am sO ExcItEd, thErE Is A bOnfIrE At thE lOcAl bIg tOp tOnIght! I hAvE On my nIcE bAll gOwn And Am hEAdIng thErE nOw! thEy sAId thEy ArE gOIng tO InvItE mEmbErs Of OthEr cAstEs, I wOndEr fOr whAt pUrpOsE. pErhAps It cAn AssIst On my AnthrOpOlOgIcAl stUdy On nOn clOwns! I Am qUItE ExcItEd tO sEE hOw EvErythIng gOEs. #clOwnpOstIng

shArp tEEth ArE vEry nIcE, I Am Oft sUrprIsEd by hOw thOsE Of lEss pUrplE Or sEA dwEllIng cAstEs EAt wIthOUt thE rEqUIrEd ImplEmEnts tO tEAr flEsh? jAdEblOOds sEEm tO hAvE fAngs, thOUgh cErtAInly thAt cAnnOt bE mOst EffIcIEnt. thEy ArE stIckIng OUt Of thEIr gApErs. I wOndEr hOw thEy mAnAgE tO spEAk wIthOUt A lIsp.

I Am tOO fIxAtEd On thE mAjOr ArcAnA... pErhAps shOUld I rEmOvE thEm It wIll mAkE mOrE sEnsE? nO thAt Is sIlly...

my tArOt rEAdIng fOr mysElf tOnIght, whIlE Ill AdvIsEd sOmEtImEs I dO pUll fOr mysElf fIvE cArd AdvIcE sprEAd tEn Of wAnds knAvE Of cUps thE dEvIl knIght Of pEntAclEs whEEl Of fOrtUnE thE dEvIl AgAIn, whAt Is shE tryIng tO tEll mE hErE, It cOnfOUnds mE. shE sIts In thE hIddEn InflUEncE pOsItIOn, Is It pErhAps rEfErrIng tO A pErsOn? whO Is my dEvIl... sUrEly nOt whOm I thInk It mIght bE. thE whEEl Of fOrtUnE cOmEs OUt fOr thE fIrst tImE In A lOng whIlE, pOsItIOnEd In thE fUtUrE. If I wErE tO rEAd thIs fOr AnOthEr pErhAps I wOUld sAy It sUggEsts A cyclE Of bUrnOUt, Of nOt wIshIng tO cOntInUE ObsEssEd cyclEs And pUllIng AwAy frOm A wEIght thAt Is hOldIng OnE dOwn. I wOUld hAvE pIckEd thE wOrld fOr thE End thOUgh shOUld I hAvE drAwn sUch, sO why dId It gIvE mE thE whEEl. pErhAps I shOUld prAy On It #tArOt

hOt shIt, flUshEd lEttErs 2:1 “plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE lEmmE hIt plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE I gOttA hIt plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE I nEEd tO hIt sO bAd plEAsE plEAsE ” I hAvE AlwAys fOUnd thIs pAssAgE sO IntErEstIng. It Is thE stArt Of thE sEcOnd sEt Of flUsh lEttErs frOm thE grAnd hIghblOOd thE bOOk Is On. I dO nOt knOw why hE Is sO IntErEstEd In hIttIng hEr? wOUld thAt nOt bE mOrE pItch? qUItE Odd #scrIptUrE #sUggEstIvE #mIrthfUlchIttr

sO yOU ArE tEllIng mE thAt A shrImp frIEd thIs rIcE? I dO nOt UndErstAnd, why Is EvEryOnE I Ask thIs tO lAUghIng? :(

Oh my It Is qUItE dIffIcUlt tO cOntrOl my bOdy As wEll As hErs. bUt sUch wOndErfUl prActIcE!

prEtty wOmEn whO sIng bEAUtIfUlly And ArE AlsO nAmEd chIxIE rOIxmr In cAsE thErE wAs Any pOtEntIAl AmbIgUIty bEcAUsE I Am spEAkIng Of chIxIE rOIxmr

why dO OthErs sEEm tO fInd thE wOrds 'bE nOt AfrAId' As A frIghtfUl phrAsE? It Is sImply InfOrmIng yOU thAt It Is bEst fOr yOU tO nOt bE AfrAId

bE nOt AfrAId, I Am cOmIng fOr yOU :)









