#mirthfulchittr
⚇ Parables 31:4 ⚇ "The wind battered Perrius as he ascended the mountaintop, bitter cold biting into his flesh as his skin was tortured by the rocks and debris. Eventually, after a long turmoil, Perrius stood at the mountain's peak, staring out over the moonlit valleys and the distant light of civilisation. There, he stood nude against the elements, pondering why the hell the Messiahs had sent him up on this quest. What was it for? He would surely die up here. What was the purpose? The meaning? And in but a moment he understood. There was none. This was all just a big practical motherfucking joke." ⚇ #...Read more
⚇ Hilarities 26:6 ⚇ “We're all gonna get our ticket punched, little brother. Ain't no point borrowing grief from the future- just trade the jokes while you got 'em and make sure they're funny.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Sideshows 48:84 ⚇ "I reckon when all's said and done, I'll go out happy. Maybe I'll be cut down in battle, maybe I'll be old and leery, maybe I'll get donkeypunched too hard by a brother. But even if I dropped right here, right now? I'd head on up to the Messiahs and tell them I'm satisfied." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Suffering 64:53 ⚇ "Whatsa matter, lil' gutterblood? You thought you could get away? You were all kindsa proud to deny the messiahs behind the screenfeed! What? Scared to say it to my face now? YOU MOTHERFUCKING SCARED?" ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Carnivals 23:28 ⚇ "And they shun us, kin. The wider shitbloods fear us, the midblood scum revile us, the wader bastards look down on us. But this does not mean we are wrong." spoke Kurvil, the preacher I had come to find pity in my heart for so many moons ago. "Yes they look upon us with scorn but we are alike in our strangess. Smack a bone and that shit's fit to break, my kindred, but if three sets of hands set to block that attack it will never land. United in mirth, twinned in rage, together in glory." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Colors 32:18 ⚇ "And when all's said and done the Messiahs handed you your ticket the second you first smiled. Keep that whimsy, that verve, that fire, my scary ass kin, it's what got you here in the first place and it'll carry you on through the gates of Shangri-La to the Carnival beyond. Get our peep on for the greatest show." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Revelries 14:32 ⚇ "I’ll sing out my praises with wicked flow to the messiahs who saw fit to smile on me. I’ll praise and shout how I’m greatly blessed, I’ll cry and weep how I’m not fucking worthy; their claws are in my soul, in the shape of my body, in the beat of my pusher. Oh, my holy kin, we are color and light inside. We are stardust. Hands raised and faces laughing, spitting sick and delirious, together in glory.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ HAPPY JAPESDAY MY MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKERS.⚇ IT IS A MOST GLORIOUS AND HOLY DAY BECAUSE GUESS WHO FUCKIN' PASSED HIS EXAM?! ⚇ I'M A MOTHERFUCKING CERTIFIED SCHOOLFEEDER OF SCRIPTURE NOW! ⚇ i still gotta sit in on classes sometime. ⚇ see the pros work before i can take class myself. ⚇ but i did it. ⚇ been working my whole life for this shit. ⚇ FUCK YES. ⚇ MESSIAHS BLESSED. ⚇ FUCK YES. #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
⚇ Hot shit, Flush Letters 12:2 ⚇ “When my feet touch soil again I’ll make my way to you. Take me as you like, heart of my heart; throw me down and fuck me under night sky and the Messiahs will only hear me sing praise out louder. I’m hollow as a thunderstruck tree for you, sister. I need you like starving needs food, like rage needs mercy, like sin needs forgiveness, like pain needs pleasure.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #nsfw ⚇
⚇ Blood 40:3 ⚇ "The holy violence is tattooed in us down to our bones, kin. I see the way your eyes light up when a lowblood motherfucker tries it. There is prayer in the breakage of bones and there is penance in bleeding and to inflict that on others is a motherfucking mercy because that shit is the closest they will ever get to laying their fronds on the beauty we get to see every day. So go forth my scary ass kindred, and make them all sing the holy screams of agony." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #violence ⚇
thE fIvE Of pEntAclEs thE hAngEd mAn And thE fOOl whAt ArE thEy tryIng tO tEll mE tOnIght? thEy ArE mAkIng mE UnEAsy, pErhAps I shOUld gO tO A sEcOnd mAss fOr thE EvEnIng? sUrEly thAt wIll sEt my pUshEr At EAsE... #tArOt #mIrthfUlchIttr
⚇ Colors 27:27 ⚇ "There's no story that ain't been told There's no gimmick that ain't been sold There's no ocean that never been swam There's no jobber that ain't been slammed There's no road that ain't been traveled There's no doctor that ain't been baffled Ain't no thug that never cried Ain't no preacher that never lied There's no rumor that ain't been passed Ain't no question that no one's asked" ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Conviction 9:42 ⚇ "Mighty, the righteous. Righteous, the mighty.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Carnivals 12:4 ⚇ "...And at the end of the night I watched them erect the Big Top. Their 'family' danced and sang and drank merry as the large tent eclipsed the rising sun, providing shade and shelter for all from its angry glare. I think that's when I first felt it, the camaraderie, the mirth. The MOTHERFUCKING FAMILY." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Sideshows 12:28: ⚇ "All you motherfuckers are gonna die. EVERYBODY! You're dying every day...constantly! I'll kill myself right motherfucking now, and still won't die. TRY ME! WICKED CLOWNS NEVER DIE!" #Mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #self-harm #suicide #But only facetious mentions. Worth a tag anyway tho I guess I ain't tryna get banned. ⚇
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(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed...Read more
⚇ Hilarities 45:5 ⚇ “Let your spade burn hot, drive you up and make you great. In this motherfucking way your kin will increase you and I’m not just talking about your bulge, LOL.” #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #nsfw ⚇
⚇ Hot Shit, Pitch Letters 11:1 ⚇ "Stygian spade of mine you are truly loathsome. Your smile sticks in my thinkpan and makes a motherfucker downright steam with broiling fury. I am driven to my highest heights in attempts to outdo you, and let us never be parted in our competition. All that said next time I see you, best make sure that fine ass is prepared." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #nsfw ⚇
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 @garrulousGoose AND ME ARE ON OUR WAY TO THE CIRCUS OF ST. SPLIFFY IN THRASHTHRUST FOR NUBDAY MASS, READY TO GET STRAIGHT THE MUTHAFUCK UP MIRTHFUL IN THIS BISNITCH. WHO'S TURNING UP TO GET TURNT UP? #mirthposting #clownposting #mirthfulchittr #faith
⚇ Conviction 71-12: ⚇ “Every bone has a point for breaking. Every motherfucker crawled out wrong, and all we lowly motherfuckers can do is play catch-up. There’s work for doing, kin, to earn your ass the ticket messiahs handed you for free.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
Oh my, ArE wE trEndIng? hOw lOvEly! tO All cUrIOUs, EnjOy A scrIptUrE vErsE!!! cOnvIctIOn 4:55 "fOr thE grEAt pUnchlInE Is yEt tO cOmE, fAIthfUl, And EvEn thIs shIt yOU cAn yEt bEAr.” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
lEttErs 5:7 "wE shAll hAvE A mOst hOly clUrch, And sprEAd OUrsElvEs AcrOss EvEry mOthErfUckIn cOrnEr Of thIs plAnEt, tIll It's fAcE Is pAIntEd jUst lIkE OUrs" yOUr mOrnIng scrIptUrE qUOtE chIttr frIEnds! #mIrthfUlchIttr
It hAs bEEn sO lOvEly lAtEly fIndIng OUt AbOUt clUrchly mEmbErs frOm All pArts Of thE hEmOspEctrUm. I dId nOt knOw sO mAny ExIstEd. wE ArE trUly blEssEd! #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
⚇ Conviction 1:7-11 ⚇ "If your kin gets you sinning, cut them away, no true fucking family can they be. If the noise from your flap be blasphemous, carve it from you and stitch shut your filthy mouth, motherfucker. If your flesh leads to sin scourge it clean, washed in blood; cut away rot, and leave only what’s holy. Repentance by mouth never saved a soul; spill blood and flesh in price of forgiveness." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Revelries 42:49 ⚇ "-For even laying with your matesprit is worship and prayer. Enjoying the life they gave you, living it to the fullest, and feeling all of the whimsy and joy that comes with it is the highest form of thanks a motherfucker can give. Your life is your own- live it and love it. Messiahs be blessed." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Revelries 60:40 ⚇ “Oh that I’m of use to you, all times and ways and places, my idle rest is to watch your show and my dreaming to hear the holy motherfucking noise.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Hilarities 9:78 ⚇ “Fill the night enough full of holy deed and you’ll have no need of sopor to bless you with dreaming.” #Mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Suffering 8:4 ⚇ "YOU WON'T EVEN SEE IT COMING, MOTHERFUCKER!" spoke Martyr the Nameless, dubbed as she was for being so motherfucking old ain't no one remember her name. "THESE FLAMES BURN MY SKIN BUT THEY STOKE MY SPIRIT. LOWBLOOD FILTH THAT YOU ARE, YOU'LL FEEL THESE FLAMES A THOUSAND-FOLD AND YOU'LL HEAR THE SCREECH OF MY LAUGHTER THE WHOLE GOD DAMN WHILE. BURN! BURN! FEEL THE ASHES OF MY SACRIFICE CHOKE YOUR LUNGS AND STAIN YOUR BONES! YOU'LL DIE, YOU'LL DIE, YOU'LL DIE!" -Quote from Martyr the Nameless, executed by lowbloods during a minor uprising. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture...Read more
pAst: tEn Of wAnds prEsEnt: nInE Of wAnds fUtUrE: thE mAgIcIAn thE cArds spEAk tO mE In Odd wAys, It rEmInds mE Of A bIblE qUOtE! "sUffErIng 7:46 - frOm mE, tAkE thIs: dOn’t hAvE tO gEt rEAdy If yOU stAy mOthErfUckIng rEAdy.” mEssIAhs blEss sAInt jUlIAn thE cOnsUmEd. hE wAs pErhAps nOt rEAdy. #mIrthfUlchIttr #tArOt #clOwnpOstIng
⚇ bleed 'em like a stuck swine. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #violence #holyviolence ⚇
rErEAdIng thE bOOk Of sUffErIng tOdAy It Is cOmfOrtIng tO knOw Of thE mArtyrs thAt cAmE bEfOrE Us #mIrthfUlchIttr
⚇ Angels 66:44 ⚇ "Though death is not to be feared it is not to be sought, either. Your time will come but to hasten the Messiahs plan is heresy and those foolhardy enough to throw themself on the sword in some dumbass plan to deify themself will have their ticket torn most bastardly." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ because some motherfuckers are asking me share or whatever. ⚇ i got another passage for y'all. ⚇ Hilarities 90:1 ⚇ “Take all you can grasp in your greed and your lust. If something you want comes to your fronds, motherfucker, take it and run like it’s yours.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ nervous. ⚇ gonna be taking my exams in the next half sweep. ⚇ so i can go on to be schoolfeeder myself. ⚇ gonna be getting judged by my prospective peers. ⚇ i know they fam and they'll judge me right but god damn ⚇ if it ain't making a motherfucker shit himself a lil. ⚇ all terrified n shit. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
Oh nO, I nEArly lOst trAck Of tImE ExpErImEntIng wIth thE stEw (fAygO AppArEntly dOEs nOt wOrk In A stEw) I hAd fOrgOttEn mAss Is sOOn! wEll, stIll An hOUr Or sO AwAy bUt, It Is A lOng wAlk! tO my brOthErs And sIstErs whO wIshEd tO jOIn mE On thE wAlk I wIll bE OUt shOrtly. pIty, I mEAnt tO bE An hOUr EArly, nOw I wIll jUst bE On tImE. #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
whAt ArE EvEryOnEs fAvOrItE sAcrAmEnts? I wIll gO fIrst! I Am qUItE pArtIAl tO thE bOOk Of AngEls, tO lIkEly nO OnEs sUrprIsE. bUt If I hAd tO pIck A sEcOnd fAvOrItE, pErhAps thE bOOk Of hIlArItIEs? hIlArItIEs 2:31 "It’s nOt A wIsE OnE whO lEAvEs thE plAcE Of thEIr mOthErfUckIng hEArt UntImEly. nO lAUghtEr In thE sUffErIng Of thOsE EArly lOst Of thEIr qUAdrAnts sO rEst yOU wIth hEArt And spAdE And clUb And dIAmOnd And spEAk Of thE fUckIng hIlArIty tO EAch OthEr." sUch wOndEr! #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng
⚇ #scripture ⚇ Conviction 4:55 ⚇ "For the great punchline is yet to come, faithful, and even this shit you can yet bear." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
⚇ we back again with some more scripture. ⚇ angels 8:8 ⚇ ‘I suffer pain, and want become need…I am allowed no motherfucking means to make resistance. I wait for death, brothers. Pour one out for remembrance of my soul’.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ favourite faygo flavor? ⚇ mine's rock n rye. ⚇ though cotton candy comes at a close second. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
⚇ folks on here who ain't clowns might not know that 'subjuggulator' only describes one kind of motherfucker in a clown unit. ⚇ subjuggulators are frontline barbarians and tanks, no worry for stealth or taking hits. ⚇ they're there to take damage for their less bulky kin. ⚇ if you want stealth you turn to the laughsassin. ⚇ infiltrators who ain't gonna take too many hits but can execute a quick and clean kill. ⚇ then there's the contorturenists, armored field interrogation experts with armor and a thousand torture tools to make you talk. ⚇ gymnabsolutionists are what I am- a form of field chaplain, prayin...Read more
whAt's bEttEr thAn fIrst prAyEr Of thE dAy? sEcOnd prAyEr! #blEssEd #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnlIfE
⚇ i'm doing the schoolfeeding necessary to become a schoolfeeder rn ⚇ (of scripture on Battleship Dark Carnival) ⚇ its gonna be one of my first steps towards becoming Grand Highblood in future. ⚇ a long, long time in the future though, of course. ⚇ we have much left to learn from biggest brother, our King of Colors. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
whAt A wOndErfUl EvEnIng tO wAkE Up EArly bEfOrE sUnsEt And prAy! #blEssEd #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng
⚇ got some more scripture for your ass. ⚇ this one's pretty fuckin' important. ⚇ its how trolls got mothafuccin made. ⚇ BEGINNINGS 1:2 ⚇ “When it started we had fuck-all but dark. And so it stayed until Messiahs pulled back the curtain and said ‘let’s get this motherfucking party started’. And they threw stardust down and it hit mud and it made dirtbloods, baked all dry enough like they could crumble if you breathed wrong. And it hit water and it made waders; wet, cold, mirthless salty motherfuckers with too much eye for their own motherfucking sparkle. But where it hit oceanside it made trolls out...Read more
I hAvE dEcIdEd tO bEgIn tEAchIng thE bAsIcs Of tArOt tO yOU All In thE UnlEArnEd UnmIrthEd mAssEs! sO thAt thE mEssIAhs mIght shOw thEIr blEssIngs thrOUgh nEw sphErEs! fIrst lEssOn Is sprEAds! In tArOt thErE ArE mAny wAys tO rEAd thE cArds, sUch As tAkIng OnE cArd As An AnswEr tO A qUEstIOn AskEd As yOU shUfflE. thE mOst cOmmOn Is thE fUtUrE rEAdIng, wIth A pAst prEsEnt And fUtUrE cArd AftErwArds Is thE AdvIcE rEAdIng, bEIng tOld 1. whAt tO dO, 2.whAt tO AvOId And 3. thE AttItUdE nEEdEd tO dO sO thEn Is thE hOOfbEAstshOE rEAdIng, whErEIn 7 cArds ArE lAId, thEsE mOrE OftEn rEsEmblE A hErOs jOUrnEy...Read more
⚇ i think us mirthful faithful should get our own site badge. ⚇ HOW THE FUCK YOU EVEN ASK FOR THAT SHIT? ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
⚇ HOINK. ⚇ Testaments 8:2 "When it all goes down, brothers and sisters, the only ones you'll be able to rely on is you and your siblings. Not even quads, not even other highbloods. All will scorn you for your faith, such is the lot of the Mirthful Faithful. Lowbloods will condemn you. Waders will try to break you beneath their heel. But you will not bend. You will not break. For you will be bolstered by your family. As you will bolster them." ⚇ " #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
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⚇ For His High Hilarity himself. ⚇ Revelries 2:15 ⚇ "For not a troll was ever made, who didn’t fuck up nightly; never a faithful hatched who deserved their seat at the show." ⚇ AND Revelries 2:20 ⚇ "Never will we be anything but loud, nitty-gritty dirty little freaks. Lo, pour elixir and raise a glass.” ⚇#mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #doublefeature ⚇