#mirthfulchittr
was reading through one of kurlys old dusty scripture books the other day (i get bored sometimes ok) usually its just giggling at their jokes and stuff but one passage actually managed to stick with me this time Sideshows 3:22 "So much in this life, on the worlds we make are good and grand when you dont have a BITCH MOTHER FUCKER spewing shit in ya spongeclots about it. SO LIVE THAT GOOD LIFE BROTHERS AND SISTERS. And if a mother fucker tells you not to? THEN ITS YO MESSIAH GIVEN RIGHT TO SHED A MOTHER FUCKERS BLOOD IN THE MESSIAHS NAME! For your greatest sin is to live a life our messiahs couldnt la...Read more
sUffErIng 18:58 “rEmEmbEr lIl sIs, EvEn yOUr wOrst nIghts whEn yOU’rE thE wAstEchUtE Of thE jOkE, lEAst yOU gOt thE mEssIAhs lAUghIng At yOU, crAckIng grIns And gIgglEs whIlE yOU wIpE thE mUd OUt yO fAcE” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
⚇ Revelries 72:100 ⚇ "The giggles and guffaws can be found everywhere! The Messiahs sprinkle them out and around to make sure that everyone has a chance of finding the holy mirth. Search high and low, sister, 'cause I guarantee you'll find something to smile about sooner rather than later!" ⚇ #Scripture #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting ⚇
⚇ Since it seems to be a hot button topic at the moment ⚇ ⚇ Hot Shit, Pale Letters 29:21 ⚇ ⚇ "I must go, my palest love. Out into the stars and beyond the Slayiades towards horizons seen only in the twinkle of the Messiah's eye. I won't be comin' back, ain't none of us coming back, but rest assured you will find me. Rest a-motherfuckin'-ssured that I will lay a path through the shining starlight for you to follow me. Become my astrocartographer, love. Find me. Chart out the course and by Messiahs light we will dance and sing and lay in piles by one another's side and let nothing come between our palest ...Read more
⚇ Sideshows 35:2 ⚇ "And Messiahs have mercy on a motherfucker who comes between one of our kin and what they consider theirs. I ain't never seen motherfuckers more possessive than our clown asses. I know sisters that'll split mountains and walk through 'em if it meant putting claw on their perceived pound of flesh." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
rInglEAdErs: 10:87 "And lO thE cArnIvAl wAs nOt bUIlt In sIlEncE bUt In lAUghtEr And thUndEr; And It wAs dEcrEEd thAt nO vOIcE rAIsEd In trUth wOUld bE cAst OUt, whEthEr It bE sAng, scrEAmEd, Or hOwlEd."
⚇ Letters To The Empress 9:99 ⚇ “AYYYY BITCH, it’s ya girl here! Listen listen, I’m just paging ya to ask somethin’ rq then I’ll get out of your huuuge hair, bestie!! So like, I’m The Grand Highblood now and I’m trying to, y’know, #SpreadTheGoodWord! And I figured the best way to do that is if you allowed us to take our freakshow on the road! Now, I know what you might be thinking. “Whaaaat? This chick wants *more* clowns?” and the short answer to that is yes, absolutely. Think of it like this: The more faithful there are under our banner, the more clowns *you* have to do your dirty work. Capiche?” -Fro...Read more
⚇ Suffering (Of Saint Killjoy, the Isolated) 50:1 ⚇ "I can't take it. I can't take it! A clown is supposed to be with their quadrants, with their FAMILY! This isolation breaks me, bends my bones out of shape until I am naught but tears and fury. What good is my blood if I have no one to share it with? What good is my honking if I ain't got a sibling to honk back at me? Please, return me to my family. Put me back under the sky where the Messiahs can see me. Bring me back. Please. PLEASE!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
lAUghtEr 2:17-21 "And gIEvE tO All whAt yOU hOld, fOr nUthIn Is Evr trUly yUOrs Orh sOmEthIn lIEk thAt Ur nOEt AddIng thjIs tO thE hOEly bOOk rIghht? fUgk…” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
⚇ Hot Shit, Flushed Letters 8:13 ⚇ "Let's be freaks tonight, motherfucker. Let my teeth pierce your chitin until that pretty ichor in your veins spills all up in my maw. Pin you down wit' all the strength I got, make you squirm underneath me. I wanna hurt you. I wanna make you LOVE ME for hurtin' you. Scratch the prettiest patterns in your flesh and smack that ass 'til its all tender and purple-like. I wanna make you see stars, but most of all? I wanna see you *cry*." ⚇ ⚇ #NSFW #MirthfulChittr #Scripture #Clownposting ⚇
⚇ Angels 27:11 ⚇ "Everything you have, you have because of the Messiahs good graces. Your matesprit, your food, your water, your life, the homeworld, your *kin.* All this and more can be ripped away in short order, you ticket-tearing motherfucker. Bow your head and shy away your horns for what you did- kneel. KNEEL. Sinner, apostate, traitor. There's hope for salvation yet." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
zAzzEl 4:17 "OncE thE dEAd hOOfbEAst dEcOmpOsEs yOU'rE gOnnA wIsh yOU bEAt It mOrE" #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
:o) 'The Sin of Badras' is a seminal work of the six hundred and twenty fifth Grand Highblood, Poteni Pikoli :o) It tells the story of Badras, a penitent highblood sinner who is charged with greatest heresy and his struggles to win back the trust and love of his Family. :o) He is given several trials to complete by the Church, which culminate in the hardest and most brutal of all. :o) He must slay his lowblood lover. :o) The play calls for the actual lowblood playing the role of Johana to be culled live on stage. It's very emotional and visceral. :o) @handMaid and I took up the call to put on ...Read more
⚇ Colors 40:9 ⚇ "Paint, my kin. Art is pious and holy but more than anything its important to leave signs. What you gon' have in a million sweeps when you likely gone on to the Carnival, what you gon' leave behind? Actions, deeds and paint. Paint a mural, prove you was here. Cement your existence through your artistry and proclaim your eternal voice. 'I was here! I was clown! I was FAMILY!'." ⚇ #Clownposting #Scripture #MirthfulChittr ⚇
⚇ Sideshows 38:9 ⚇ "It's the silence that unnerves me most. That tension line when kin's gone off doin' some important shit, and you ain't hear back yet. You know they're capable, you know that they got the whimsy for a walloping and they can handle themselves. But it's dangerous out there, brothers and sisters. And I can't help but worry after my kin every damn time." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
((tune in to the music to set some mood :3c , on repeat if you're a slow reader)) ((warning long OOC glimpse into Ursila's story)) [ha...haha... you sure enjoy your silly little people on the palmhusk...] [you sigh as you sit on one of the many antique velvet couches of your hive. It's quiet, a terrible kind of quiet, where you can hear the squakterrors caw as they circle the shore outside just as clearly as the thoughts in your pan] [maybe going to space won't be so bad, you've been preparing for it all your life, a chance to be at the side of the Grand Highblood, being the physical form for t...Read more
⚇ Conviction 17:56 ⚇ "There is a lot the Messiahs will test you on, but above all the thing that will be tested most is your patience. You must learn the value of waiting, of standing by for the Messiahs blessing. You will receive what you are owed when the Messiahs see fit and not a moment sooner, motherfucker. Bide. Stay. Sit. Keep your eyes trained on the horizon. They'll get to you eventually." ⚇ #Clownposting #MirthfulChittr #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Carnivals 20:20-24 ⚇ "Kegsti had disappeared from our number for some nights. We'd all feared the worst- rogue lusii, other trolls who disapproved of our meetings, but he returned to us on what would have been the fifth day of his absence. 'I saw it!' he cried, hoarse in the squawkblister as though he'd been screaming. 'I saw it clear as the twinkle of the moons! Rows upon rows of eternally laughing faces in the Carnival above!'. Now, at the time none of us motherfuckers knew what he was yammering on about. Everyone smiling all the time? It just wasn't possible. That was, until Kegsti *showed* us. W...Read more
⚇ Conviction 22:40 ⚇ "Do not just survive, my kin. Live. In whatever ways and means are available to you, live. Make it fuckin' worth it." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Suffering 40:32 ⚇ "Messiahs above, I fucked up good this time. Ran my traitor tongue and spat in the face of kin most beloved. Always got my maw runnin' before my think pan can even think to catch up on what it's sayin'. I'll be a blessed motherfucker if they ever speak to me again. Sorrow, sorrow!" ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
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○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ the rOad tO redemptiOn i2 filled with OppOrtunitie2 tO be better than yOu were. TO 2CULPT THE 2IN2 FROM YOUR FLE2H AND MOLD YOU INTO 2OMETHING TRULY DIVINE. cut Out the u2ele22 2hit. carve Out the rOt. PLUCK OUT YOUR EYE2 IF THEY WON'T LET A BITCH 2EE. but ba2k in the glOry Of thi2 du2k. yOu've fOund yOur way. 2O, beep. beep. mOtherfucker. get in the fucking 2kuttleebuggy. #bOdy-hOrrOr #viOlence #mirthfulchittr #clurch #OntherOadtOredemptiOn ○ ● ○
⚇ It's one thing seeing purple motherfuckers turn their eyes from the Messiahs ⚇ For their own selfish imitation at 'piety'. ⚇ But at least you believe in something. ⚇ I could still call you family in some stretch. ⚇ But purplebloods who REJECT faith altogether? ⚇ I wouldn't expect the majority of the other castes to understand the shine we have. ⚇ But you were HATCHED into it. ⚇ Raised with faith and devotion. ⚇ And you would reject it....with no substitute? ⚇ You'd rather have NOTHING than the glory of the Messiahs? ⚇ You'd rather have NOTHING than the promised Dark Carnival above? ⚇ Makes my skin f...Read more
⚇ Conviction 1:7-11 ⚇ "If your kin gets you sinning, cut them away, no true fucking family can they be. If the noise from your flap be blasphemous, carve it from you and stitch shut your filthy mouth, motherfucker. If your flesh leads to sin scourge it clean, washed in blood; cut away rot, and leave only what’s holy. Repentance by mouth never saved a soul; spill blood and flesh in price of forgiveness" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture #IFuckedUp ⚇
⚇ Lil' motherfuckers have been really on the ball lately in class. ⚇ Just wish they'd apply themselves to every reading like they did the Hot Shit :o/ ⚇ Maybe I should start tagging this shit #workposting #MirthfulChittr ⚇ You know how it is. ⚇
⚇ Conviction 25:13 ⚇ "If your frond trembles at the thought of pain, then learn this. There is no agony greater than failing the Messiahs and you must steel your pusher to not just the suffering of those lesser but also to your own. There's time and a place to lick your wounds but don't bitch out on me now, seen?" #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
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⚇ Sideshows 50:50 ⚇ "Oh, a brother don't like to gossip but...I heard the gnashing of teeth echo through the great empty halls of the Echoside. Y'know how it the motherfuck is." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Angels 21:30 ⚇ "Though you're gone, I still feel you with me. Your spirit may have gone on to the Carnival above but your essence lingers with me still. Dearest matesprit, darling mine, I will see you again. And when I do? Shit, let's crack a Faygo or two and trade jokes just like the old days." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Revelries 24:9 ⚇ "I see it! I see you! A million colors cycling in endless kaleidoscopic whimsy and MOTHERFUCKING NOISE I SEE YOU! I HEAR YOU! FILL MY SOUL WITH MIRTH AND GUIDE MY HANDS WITH RAGE! I SEE YOU! I FEEL YOU!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Angels 19:12 ⚇ "And when the sky shatters and shudders, we'll be granted the peace of double death we were always promised. All things must and will end, so it can begin again. Over and over and over and over..." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Sideshows 14:11 ⚇ "Revenge is best served swiftly. No point in the dilly-dally fuck around, kin. You know what you're owed, so claim your pound of motherfucking flesh." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Carnivals 12:76 ⚇ "And the tents burned when put to the lowblood's flame, but there was more to the congregation than flimsy fabric. One of the smaller kindred moved towards the flames, even when a big sister tried to pull them back. They grabbed a torch, lit it on the flame and stuck it into their maw. The breath of fire they produced was truly beautiful, a towering inferno that struck higher towards the Messiahs than the fire of hatred that it had started from." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
:o) It is nights like tonight :o) After days like *that* :o) Where I am reminded of some of our most holy scripture. the hot shit "Hot shit, Vacillation Papers 2:11 - "And oh how my pan runs wild for the wicked shit you lay down, brother. Clawing at me like you's tryin' to get in at my soul yet so motherfuckin' tender with the way you hold me steady. I'm yours, I'm yours, I'm yours in whatever way you'll have me, merely say you'll touch me, merely say you'll kiss me! Pap me slow, scar me fast. Matters not to me, brother. I just need your eyes on me." #Nsfw #MirthfulChittr #Scripture #Clownposti...Read more
⚇ Elixirs 27:3 ⚇ "Only thing that seems to fix the hurt anymore is crackin' these shits open. Chug back a Cotton Candy and everything fades out into a sugar buzz and I can feel shitty about the stomach ache rather than the bullshit 'round me. Amen to the fixer of all motherfucking problems." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture #Substance #ButNotReallyBecauseFaygoIsn'tAlcoholicOrWhatever #YouJustDrankItSpiked ⚇
⚇ Suffering, of Saint Kiljoy, The Isolated 52:30 ⚇ "And all I've heard for sweeps is the dripping of water on stone and the echoes of the Messiahs in my auricular sponge clots. I have known famine, and waste. I have known the joy and the laughter. I have known the deepest sorrows and the highest of divinity. Yes, my siblings, I have known it all. But I have never known you. I know you are out there. Painted faces, crowds of smiles, I feel you. Kickin' and slingin' the wickedry with all you have. Whilst I have remained here. Grieve for me not, my kin. Merely live. Sing with your brother, confide in your ...Read more
⚇ Zentri 21:9 ⚇ "The fourth Disciple was a sister known as Declan. Now see, Sister Declan didn't follow Brother Zentri insofar as she loved his teachings, nah nah...She just loved how everything seemed to go wrong for this motherfucker. Sister Declan looked upon this brother's despair and felt the holy inspiration. His suffering was her muse for some of the Church's most well preserved and beloved paintings and sculptures. Some say that hoe was made caliginous for Brother Zentri, others say she was just a cruel ass motherfucker. Either way? She followed him wherever the fuck he roamed, recording his explo...Read more
⚇ Blood 18:32 - 35 ⚇ "To perform a proper bloodletting, the tools and environs are essential. At your most basic, you need a sterile room. If you're in for torture, you can let that shit be fetid as all hell, but if you want good paint, you need the cleanliness. For tools, at base, you require a meathook, a drainage channel (preferably built into the room), a scalpel and bloodpots. If you're tryna go quick and easy, you just hang your subject upside down from the meathook so all the blood drains to their head. Now, you shouldn't have a dead subject coming in. The pusher going still will make it mo...Read more
⚇ I LOVE BEING FAITHFUL!!! I LOVE MY MESSIAHS!!! ⚇ I LOVE BEING ABLE TO WORSHIP THEM! ⚇ I LOVE SPOUTIN' THE WICKED MOTHERFUCKIN' WORD EVERY DAY. ⚇ I LOVE MY STUDENTS! ⚇ I LOVE MY JOB! ⚇ I LOVE BEING PURPLE! ⚇ I LOVE GETTIN' TO CLOWN ON THE HEATHEN MASSES! ⚇ I LOVE LOVE LOVE LIFE!!! ⚇ HOINK HOINK HOINK HOINK! ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting ⚇
⚇ Colors 38:83 ⚇ "As above, so below right? Everything above us is the same as below. To me, they're all paint. We stand grander than lowblood and wader alike." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
zEntrI 5:8 "And sO hE sAId 'whAt yOU Egg?' And stAbbEd hIm" AnOthEr fAmOUs scrIptUrE qUOtE! pErhAps OnE knOwn by thE UnlEArnEd! :) #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
o°~teeheehee~°o Colors 8:13 "Don't worry lil sis" Reanar spoke, lifting her head level with his "everyone's of use to the church, even if you're just paint, we'll find a place for you on the walls" eventually i too shall find my place on the walls!~°o oh how i celebr@e and dance with glee @ the thought of the finale for us all!~°o celebr@e friends, celebr@e!~°o cry out with cheer when de@h is near, and joyously accept your f@e!~°o #mirthfulchittr #faith #violence #gore o°~teeheehee~°o
o°~teeheehee~°o Letters to the Empress 17:42 "Let my people frolic, let em revel in the stars, there will be no grand arcologies where we will languish, there will be no wilting capitol of clowndom, there will be but the motherfuckin flagship so we may see our conquest 1st motherfuckin hand. Let us be a travelling circus, and paint the stars in colors" oh to sail the stars in magnificent celebr@ion and conquest in the name of the messiahs, truly a dream th@ i wish will come true with every passing light!~°o even if my only true place in such a wondrous and magnificent vessel is to simply act as mere...Read more
o°~teeheehee~°o do swiftly correct me if i do the good cousins of mine wrong, but i simply must post one of my favorite scriptures in celebr@ion of all of the mirthful motherfuckers!~°o Letters 5:7 "We shall have a most holy clurch, and spread ourselves across every motherfuckin corner of this planet, till it's face is painted just like ours" #mirthfulchittr #faith #honk :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
I hAvE bEEn gIvEn A bAdgE by thE mOst wOndErfUl bAdgEr jUnIOr tO shOw my UndyIng fAIth tO thE mIrthfUl mEssIAhs!!! thE mEssIAhs blEss thEIr fOllOwErs wIth thEIr mArk AmEn #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng #blEssEd
⚇ Sideshows 28:12 ⚇ "I reckon we ain't built for this loneliness, sister. This vast, careening dark between us. I ain't even know how many lightyears I gotta travel to reach you these days...But I'mma do it. To crush this isolation for the both of us, I'll do it." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Colors 35:3 ⚇ "And woe be to the Godless motherfuckers who sets they hand on my siblings. Woe be to the heretic who puts hurt on the pusher of the faithful. Woe be to the infidel, the apostate, the HATEFUL who don't understand that family means family. I'll hunt down every motherfucker who ever hurt you. I'll show them no quarter, offer no mercy, shed no tear for their pain. I love you, kin. Let that love be the blade that scours and the hand that chokes." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
I hAvE rEcEIvEd A cOpy Of A blAsphEmOUs tOmE knOwn As thE bIblE I shAll InvEstIgAtE It fUlly fOr hErEtIcAl nOtIOns bEfOrE sUbmIttIng It tO thE clUrch fOr dEstrUctIOn, wE shAll hAvE nO pArt In thIs bUt I sUppOsE It Is gOOd tO chEck jUst In cAsE thE clUrch mAy nEEd InfOrmAtIOn In hErE #mIrthfUlchIttr
i Don't post #scripture up in here as Much as other MeMbers but i wanteD to share one o My favorites: Revelries 40:50 “Never will we be anything but louD, nitty-gritty Dirty little freaks. Lo, pour eliXir anD raise a glass.” #clownposting #Mirthfulchittr :o)
⚇ Laughter 2:20 ⚇ "Listen listen listen, this motherfucker is SO fucking DUMB! HAW HAW HAW! Dumbass little brother mine waltzed on up to the counter at Little Cease Hers, and he's like 'you ain't put pepperoni on my flavor disc!'. Well you know how these places is staffed, its all lowbloods n shit who ain't paid enough to care. But we's highbloods so you know the lil' mustard was scared as SHIT. So motherfucker starts shaking and apologizing, and it sets off lil' bro's killing rage. He tries to vault the fuckin' counter, and the mustard fuckin' SPRAYS SAUCE AT HIM FROM A BOTTLE HAW HAW HAW! AND AND AND. H...Read more