thE fIrst trAnslAtEd And AnnOtAtEd bIts Of thE bOOk Of zEntrI. rEOrdErEd tO mAkE mOrE sEnsE tO thOsE lEss AwArE Of clOwnly OrdErIng schEmEs mAdE In jApE. Of nOtE bEfOrE wE bEgIn, thE bOOk Of zEntrI Is A mOrE rEcEnt tExt bUt wAs wrIttEn In clOwn lAtIn InItIAlly, thIs Is A rEtrAnslAtIOn Of mUch Of thE OrIgInAl tExt rAthEr thAn A qUOtIng Of thE sUprEmE hOnkIfEx trAnslAtIOn pOpUlArIzEd by thE fIfth grAnd hIghblOOd. I wIll bE pUttIng my thOUghts bEtwEEn pAssAgEs In [brAckEts lIkE thIs]. thE OrIgInAl tExt dOEs nOt stArt wIth hIs dEAth As mOdErn trAnslAtIOns dO, A chAngE lIkEly mAdE tO bEgIn wIth sOmEthIng IntErEstIng tO pUll rEAdErs In. bEyOnd mE Is thE rIght tO crItIcIzE sUch A chOIcE bUt It Is nOt OnE I wIll bE mAkIng fOr my trAnslAtIOn, And As sUch It wIll AppEAr OUt Of OrdEr tO whAt mOst ArE qUOtIng. nOt tO mEntIOn mAny jApEs mAdE bEtwEEn trAnslAtIOns wIll bE rEmOvEd fOr fUrthEr clArIty, And As sUch I wIll nOt bE cOnsIdErIng thIs A fAIthfUl trAnslAtIOn bUt rAthEr A sImplIfIEd vErsIOn fOr thOsE wIshIng tO gEt stArtEd. lEt Us bEgIn. “thErE wAs A mAn In thE lAnd Of [strUck frOm ImpErIAl rEcOrds], whOsE nAmE wAs zEntrI; And thAt mAn wAs pErfEct And vIOlEnt, And OnE thAt fEArEd thE mEssIAhs, And EschEwEd bOrEdOm, bUt mAn wAs hE wOrth fUckIng wIth. OntO hIm wAs bEstOwEd mUch mIrth, thAt bItch knEw It In cUpfUls, shIt flOwEd, Is OOzEd, bUt nEvEr wAs thAt shIt EnOUgh. mAybE It wAs cUz Of thAt fEElIn, thAt knOwIng thAt hE wAs A cUp Of fAIth tAllEr thAn AnyOnE ElsE, wIth mOrE Of thE OOzE Of pIEty thAn OthErs yEt stIll nOt fUll thAt thOsE rIghtEOUs mOthErfUckErs In thE cArnIvAl AbOvE dEcIdEd tO sEt tO thE wOrk Of tEstIng hIm. [tEchnIcAlly dOEs nOt sAy cUp bUt rAthEr An OUtdAtEd drInkIng ImplImEnt, bUt I thOUght cUp wOUld bE A clOsE AnAlOgy] It bEgAn In thE bIg tOp, whErE brOthEr zEntrI dId prAy, thE tEArIng Of clOthEs, hAvIng Of flEsh, And flOggIng Of thE sElf In hOlIEst pEnAncE bEfOrE thE cOngrEgAtIOn dId thEy dO. [ApOlOgIEs fOr A nOtE sO sOOn bUt hAvIng Of flEsh I knOw nOt If It Is #nsfw #cw-cAnnIbAlIsm Or #gOrE bUt It Is cErtAInly OnE Of thEm, If nOt All Of thEm. prActIcEs cOmmOn In thE EArly clUrch.] OUr hOly brOthEr tOrE hIs shIt Up On thAt tIghtwIrE, frOm thE tOp hE stArEd, Up IntO thE rOOf, Up thrOUgh A hOlE In thAt tEnt And thErE dId hE sEEm thEm glImpsE hIm OncE fOr thE fIrst tImE, And sO hE spOkE ‘thE mEssIAhs.’ brOthEr zEntrI stUmblEd At whAt hE dId sEE, hIs fEEt wErE UnstEAdy, thAts thE thIng AbOUt A tIghtrOpE, dOUbt yOUrsElf OncE And yOU fAll OUt Of It, sAmE wAy As prAyEr, sO yEAh thAt bItch AtE shIt hE fEll frOm thE wIrE, thAt pIOUs mOthErfUckEr dId, And In hIs fAIth, hE knEw It, hE bElIEvEd thEy wOUld sAvE hIm bUt nAh, whEn hE fEll thAt bItch brOkE EvEry bOnE In hIs bOdy, shIts A mIrAclE hE EvEn sUrvIvEd, bUt hE dId, And As hE lAy thErE blEEdIn, kIn lAUghIng EvEn As thEy lOAd hIs dUmb Ass OntO thE strEtchEr, zEntrI knEw hE hAd tO gO sEEkIng thAt gAzE OncE mOrE And hAvE thEm lOOk UpOn hIm In A spOtlIght AgAIn. “ AlrIght I thInk thAt Is EnOUgh Of thE frOnt sEctIOn Of thE bOOk Of zEntrI! It Is mOstly gEttIng thIngs stArtEd ExplAInIng hOw hE bEgAn hIs grAnd spIrItUAl vOyAgE! tO sEEk thE gAzE Of thE mEssIAhs OncE mOrE. mOdErn IntErprEtAtIOns sUggEst thAt hE mAy hAvE bEEn trIppIng On A #sUbstAncE bUt wE cAnnOt bE sUrE. lAtEr tExts wIll InclUdE dIrEct mIrAclEs, mUch tO sAInt zEntrI’s mIsfOrtUnE. thE InItIAl sEctIOn spEAkIng Of hIm As A cUp hAd A lArgEr sEctIOn I dId nOt spEAk mUch On gIvEn It wAs dIscUssIng dIffErEnt gIAnt cUps? thE clOsEst cOmpArIsOn bEIng thE cOmpArIsOn Of zEntrI As A tUb And mOst clOwns As cUps, All hOldIng thE lIqUId thAt Is pIEty. It dEscrIbEs thAt lIqUId As sOmEthIng mOrE… thIck… bUt I thOUght It wAs A bIt dIstrActIng. I trUst thE mEtAphOr wAs nOt lOst On yOU All. thAt Is pArt 1 Of thE trAnslAtIOn! I dO hOpE yOU EnjOyEd, And If I gEt A gOOd rEspOnsE tO thIs thEn I wIll wrItE mOrE. #scrIptUrE #scrIptUrE-rEtrAnslAtEd #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng #pIEty
⚇ Fuckin' beautiful shit ⚇ The teachings of Zentri are mad underrated. ⚇
IndEEd! I mIght dO mOrE Of sUch trAnslAtIOns bUt wE wIll jUst hAvE tO sEE
⚇ I'd love to see it if you decide to. ⚇ Lmk if you need my resource texts. ⚇
If I gEt A bIt mOrE EngAgEmEnt On AnOthEr thEn pErhAps I wIll! It Is sUrprIsIngly hArd tO fInd sUch gIvEn thE 8th ghb OUtlAwEd OthEr trAnslAtIOns, thAnk thE mEssIAhs thE cUrrEnt bIggEst brOthEr hAs rEpEAlEd sUch sElf cEnsOrshIp, bUt stIll thE EchOEs Of sUch dEcIsIOns mAkE It dIffIcUlt tO thIs nIght
⚇ Messiahs above, wordup to that. ⚇ The amount of times I have to sift around a text because some asshole from a billion sweeps ago decides ⚇ It'd be a damn good idea ⚇ To put the blue line to some important shit. ⚇ Drives me fuckin' nuts. ⚇
I wIll sEnd A rEqUEstEd rEAdIng lIst If yOU cAn rEqUIsItIOn sOmE tExts! thAnk yOU AgAIn brOthEr!
⚇ Happy to help :8) ⚇