#clownposting
I Am sO ExcItEd, thErE Is A bOnfIrE At thE lOcAl bIg tOp tOnIght! I hAvE On my nIcE bAll gOwn And Am hEAdIng thErE nOw! thEy sAId thEy ArE gOIng tO InvItE mEmbErs Of OthEr cAstEs, I wOndEr fOr whAt pUrpOsE. pErhAps It cAn AssIst On my AnthrOpOlOgIcAl stUdy On nOn clOwns! I Am qUItE ExcItEd tO sEE hOw EvErythIng gOEs. #clOwnpOstIng
⚇ fellow clowns i'm curious. ⚇ what effect do your chucklevoodoos have? ⚇ i'll start. ⚇ mine target the grief center of the think pan. ⚇ make motherfuckers immobile with memories of all the shit they lost. ⚇ now you go. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
⚇ Suffering (Of Junkix, a heretic) 10:14 ⚇ "PLEASE! STOP! I SEE IT NOW, THE CARNIVAL YOU SPOKE OF. THE ENDLESS COLORS, THE FLASHING LIGHTS. I SEE, I SEE! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING ELSE AND IT BURNS, IT FUCKING BURNS! I REPENT, I REPENT!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
blooD 1:18-22 “their tortured existence iS a suffeRiNg too cruel for this world. so the meSsIahs Gave us cLub, And axe, blAdE to sLiCe FlEsH anD fists That brEAk bone. iT is A mercy that theY shoUlD die by kin hand. it is A kiNdNess thE MessIaHs sMIle wide and far for. may the GutteRs ruN thicK With Their blood, and clOg.” #scripture #clownposting #MirThfulchitTr
⚇ Carnivals 1:1 - "I didn't begin my shit as the clown ass motherfucker you know today, and honestly? I ain't think that any purpleblood does. You ain't born with shit but your ticket, its up to *you* to earn everything else. Your paint, your station, the honor of the blood in your veins? Earn it. Earn it through prayer, laughter and slaughter." ⚇ #Clownposting #Scripture #Mirthfulchittr ⚇
#nowplaying #horror #lyrics #lyricposting #clownposting maybe she looked at my life, and how it's so stale and thought "we're both outcasts, maybe we could have each other?" it flew right over my head, i never even bothered now it's too late, and every night i hear her in my head begging me to join her with the dead https://open.spotify.com/track/7sjxayyszufjyds0yqyyur?si=okdwbghwrschlfth_ef6hq
⚇ Conviction 22:12 ⚇ "-and if they capture you, they will try to break your spirit, your very faith. They will try every measure to pull you from your hatchright, from the colors and mayhem of the Messiahs. They will inflict pain, they will bring pleasure, they will assault you with temptation and torture in equal measure but you must fortify, my kin. They can lay hand to your skin and bone but if you ain't let 'em? They can NEVER touch your faith. They can NEVER tear your ticket. The eyes of the Messiahs will watch over you always." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Letters to the Empress 73:52 ⚇ "Now I ain't wanna hear your bitching on this, respectfully, my Empress. These clownverts want in on the miracle shit. You know what I say? I say let them come in. Let them view this shine and sparkle they wouldn't have had otherwise. Messiahs didn't just make purplebloods, they made all Alternia's grubs. Also, I'M the Grand Highblood and what I say about church IS WHAT MOTHERFUCKIN' GOES FOR CHURCH!" Unfortunately, the Grand Highblood that wrote this was executed for it. Not before the admission of clownverts was canonized tho :8) ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scri...Read more
⚇ Sideshows 25:23 ⚇ "And when all's said and done, all we'll have left is each other. Best learn to get along with family now, 'cause you can't change who your fam is. Why would you even want to? Church is fresh. Church is fire." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
hEllO fEllOw fAIthfUl! I Am tryIng tO dEcIdE On sOmE prOgrAms tO wAtch tOnIght wIth rElIgIOUs thEmIng, wOUld Any Of yOU hAvE rEcOmmEndAtIOns? #clOwnpOstIng
⚇ Angels 82:11 ⚇ "There isn't a place for every faithful in the Carnival. Some motherfuckers are bound to stray wayward, tear their ticket to the show. For those souls...The Echoside. Underneath the shadows on the other side of time. Very few faithful will go here- its reserved for the kin killers, the traitors to the empire, the HERETIC MOTHERFUCKERS who think they can just break off sects, change the rules and call it faith. ...So tread carefully, my little siblings. Messiahs don't take nice to bullshit, and I ain't wanna see a single one of you rejected from the Dark Carnival gates. Messiahs be prais...Read more
⚇ Angels 3:14 ⚇ "Death isn't something to be afraid of. It'll arrive whether you seek it or wait for it, the only thing that changes is when. We clowns are better than the rest of the scum because we figured out the meaning of all of this shit a long ass time ago. The point *is* the time. The time you spend with your family, your quads, the Empire. Its all for the experience, the beauty of that. And when its over you can look up at the Messiahs and say 'I had fun'. And they will say 'What did you learn?'. And it don't matter what your answer is, so long as you say it with confidence and you say it with gu...Read more
⚇ Parables 10:10 ⚇ "Kannus, come later to be known as The Youngster, was only 10 sweeps old when she came to be Grand Highblood. So mighty was his hunger for blood, so deep her rage that he bested her predecessor within but a sweep of his exile. But bloodthirst alone does not a good ruler make, my siblings, for if Kannus were to become a Grand Highblood worthy of her station, he would have to prove herself to The Empress and survive The Right of First Refusal." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
zEntrI 4:8 “vIOlEncE Is In yOU As lOng As rAgE Is. lEt It OUt, And yOU cOntrOl whErE It fAcEs, lEAvE It thErE, And yOU bEcOmE Its tArgEt” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
lEttErs tO thE EmprEss 17:42 "lEt my pEOplE frOlIc, lEt Em rEvEl In thE stArs, thErE wIll bE nO grAnd ArcOlOgIEs whErE wE wIll lAngUIsh, thErE wIll bE nO wIltIng cApItOl Of clOwndOm, thErE wIll bE bUt thE mOthErfUckIn flAgshIp sO wE mAy sEE OUr cOnqUEst fIrst mOthErfUckIn hAnd. lEt Us bE A trAvEllIng cIrcUs, And pAInt thE stArs In cOlOrs" A wOndErfUl lEttEr Of thE fOUndIng Of thE flAgshIp systEm fOr All AscEndEd pUrplEblOOds! A lIttlE knOwn fAct AftEr, thE EmprEss rEspOndEd tO thIs wIth A sImplE mEssAgE "typE s)(It" A lIttlE bIt Of trIvIA! #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
⚇ Sacrament 24:43 ⚇ "And with the passing of the age, we watch the ascendance of our new crown of colors, our new biggest sibling. They have gone through trial and turmoil to motherfuckin' REPRESENT the wicked shit before the Messiahs and sent on their predecessor with pride and a Faygo in hand. THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #ceremonies ⚇
pErhAps mOrE scrIptUrE tOnIght! rEvElrIEs 15:40 "wOE tO thE sAd mOthErfUckEr whO lAUghEd lAst. bItchAss lEt EvEryOnE ElsE dEcIdE whAts fUnny fOr hIm. kAylOh brEAk hIs lEgs" #clOwnpOstIng #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
pErhAps thIs cyclEs scrIptUrE wOUld bE frOm A bOOk I hAvE yEt tO qUOtE! lEt Us bEgIn frOm Its OpEnIng pAssAgE hOt shIt [flUsh lEttErs] 1:1 “my sIstEr In mIrth, blEssEd In hIlArIty, pEErlEss In hOly rAgE; U Up gIrl? :O?” thE fIrst Of mAny lEttErs Of cOrrEspOndEncE AddEd tO thE hOlIEst Of bOOks, sO InspIrAtIOnAl! #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
⚇ Blood 15:84 ⚇ "Torture is an art as much as your painting. Go too hard and you're liable to kill too quick, but go too soft and they ain't never gonna give you what you want. You must ride that tightrope line, lil' ones, the beautiful sweet spot where their pain becomes a symphony and their screams a song." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
dO Any nOn pUrplEblOOdEd cOUsIns Of fAIth hAvE stOrIEs fOr hOw thEy cAmE Up wIth thEIr fAcEpAInt, I knOw mOst Of thE clUrch InhErIts And ItErAtEs On thEIr AncEstOrs dEsIgns, bUt whAt Of thOsE whO hAdnt? #clOwnpOstIng
Okay, one more of my fa√ourites, then I ha√e to prepare for my show "And lo the Carni√al was not built in silence but in laughter and thunder; and it was decreed that no √oice raised in TRUTH would be cast out, whether it be sang, screamed, or howled." ~ Ringleaders: 10:87 #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture
ฅ≽^( eeeeee!! I've been given permission to join the revelries! Thank you @goeticAssimilation )^≼ฅ ฅ≽^( "Blessed are those ⩊ho do not question their joy" (Devotions 25:4) and "I ⩊as not born beneath the canvas yet I have stepped ⩊ithin it; though the lights are bright I ⩊ill not look a⩊ay" (Colors 6:17) are ones I say in the mirror each evening! )^≼ฅ ฅ≽^( #mirthfulchittr #clo⩊nposting #scripture )^≼ฅ
I'√e been con√inced. Hilarities and Re√elries are some of my preferred b%ks so perhaps I should start there "For the mask you wear is not deception but motherfucking RE√ELATION; in donning it you become more yourself than you e√er were bare-faced. Blessed be the bold, who do not SHINK from their own reflection, but embrace it - e√en when it grins back with TEETH." ~ Hilarities 72:3 "The louder thy laughter, the brighter thy place beneath the eternal lights." ~ Re√elries 102:13 #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture
whIlE I Am On thE bUs I fEEl It Is thE pErfEct tImE tO hAvE OUr scrIptUrE fOr thE EvEnIng! sUffErIng 8:57 "kIn pUrplE flOwEd frOm sAInt yyvOnE's EyEs As shE scrEAmEd, And lAUghEd. 'I sEE It!' thE blInd mOthErfUckEr scrEAmEd 'I sEE thE mEssIAhs!'" #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
⚇ Devotions 13:18 ⚇ "If you garner a wound fit for scarring, then let it scar. Cauterize shit in ways to make mark on your chitin- in this way will you go to the Messiahs with proof of a life long lived." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Scripture #Clownposting ⚇
gOOd EArly cyclE chIttr! I hAvE cOnvIncEd my mEntOr tO stOp rEqUIrIng mE tO pOst scrIptUrE qUOtEs Of- qUEstIOnAblE mEssAgE At lEAst fOr my fIrst pOst tOdAy! cOnvIctIOn 9:42 "mIghty, thE rIghtEOUs. rIghtEOUs, thE mIghty." A nIcE clAssIc! #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
⚇ Sideshows 16:20 ⚇ "Ain't no point in taking sides in a beef when both sides is wilin' out like fuckin' wrigglers. You want that beef squashed? Then pull out the strife deck and squash it like adults. You ain't on Alternia no more, my little ones. This the real shit." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Scripture #Clownposting ⚇
cOlOrs 14:47 "wE cAll Em gUttErblOOds cUz thAts whErE thEy bElOng, In thE gUttEr. yOU'rE sAcrEd kIn, dOn't dEbAsE yOUrsElf, tAlk tO Em sAmE wAy yOU'd tAlk tO A tUrd stUck UndEr yOUr shOE, lEt Em knOw thEIr plAcE." AnOthEr pAssAgE I wAs tOld tO pOst by my mEntOr... shE InsIsts UpOn It. #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
cOlOrs 5:78 "thInk nOt sIs, If yOU EvEr wAnt thE trUth On blOOd hErE It Is, thErE AInt nOnE bUt twO, kIn And pAInt. If yOU AInt kIn, yOU jUst pAInt" my mEntOr hAs bEgUn sUggEstIng thE lInEs I pOst, I hOpE EvEryOnE lIkEs thEm I sUppOsE... #clOwnpOstIng #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
⚇ Revelries 10:9 ⚇ "My pusher for a prayer, my claws for communion, my flesh for fear in the stare of my enemies, my bones for a bitchin' good time, myself for my Messiahs." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Hot Shit, Flush Letters 18:14 ⚇ "Push me down, lover. Lay me back and get your pretty hands 'round my throat nice and tight while a sister bounces on it crazy-style. I wanna see your sexy-ass, sweaty-ass face eclipse the twinkling moons while we rut like beasts." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture #NSFW ⚇
⚇ Colors 30:30 ⚇ "And a dirtblood is a dirtblood is a dirtblood but you can give them purpose, kin. Accept their servitude, introduce them to the paint pot. Make them scream the holy noise and praise the Messiahs on their dying breath." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Hot Shit, Ashen Letters 2:62 ⚇ "Hey, none of that wack shit. Get on down to the throne room and lay you both with me now and we'll hash this shit out. Talk yo' shit and I'll get my hands on those pretty ass horns of yours, smooth out that harshness in your veins.The hate is strong, but you brothers know my conciliation is far motherfucking stronger. So let's honk it out." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Suffering (of Saint Jakill the Killrage) 24:4 ⚇ "A THOUSAND CUTS, MOTHERFUCKER! TAKE MY FLESH, MY FINGERS, MY BONES AND IT WON'T BE ENOUGH TO PUT MY FREAK ASS DOWN! YOU THINK I CAN'T TAKE IT? YOU THINK I'M DONE? NOT A GOD DAMN CHANCE- WICKED CLOWNS *NEVER* DIE!" ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ if any of my students are reading. ⚇ you can get an advance on tomorrow's schoolfeeding. ⚇ with this one: ⚇ Conviction 33:28 ⚇ "Becoming head of the church ain't just some easy peasy shit, my sister. You gotta show you're willing to sacrifice EVERYTHING. Your name, your prior title, your lusus and your paint pattern is just a few of the motherfuckin' things you give up. You wanna gun for the big chair? You gotta show that your principle is motherfuckin' MONEY." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Conviction 14:9 ⚇ "Even in the face of adversity its on your shoulders to preach the sicknasty word, my motherfuckers. Let them jeer, let them scorn, let them mock. You know who'll have the last laugh in the end- so make sure you go down laughing." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Laughter 12:12 ⚇ "What looks like a ball? Is shaped like a ball? It's round like a ball...But doesn't *bounce* like a ball. YOUR LUSUS' NUGBONE!" ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
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⚇ Blood 13:13 ⚇ "Though we spill lowblood sludge in rivers, the same is not to be done for your siblings. Kin killing is among the highest of sins and only the legisclacerators and The Queen of Colors get to make that decision. There is grief in the death of every member of our family- and few exceptions are made. That said? If a brother's coming for your quads that supercedes alla that shit. Break bones and snap horns for the defense of you and yours- because what's more family that that?" ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Letters to the Empress 6:12 ⚇ "And in our tents the Faygo shall runneth overflowing into the mouths of the faithful, so that they may be fueled in beautiful sugary glory, ready to serve in all times and ways. Serve the Messiahs for their holy mission, and serve the Empress for the duty to the ever-expanding Empire she deigns to grace us with protecting." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Suffering 38:2 ⚇ "For though I know my wicked siblings have gone on to watch the freshest show, my heretic, traitor pusher bleeds for them. I feel their absence like a wound, the lack of their laughter like tinnitus. These halls were once full of kin, dancing and laughing and praying together. No more, no more." #Clownposting #Mirthfulchittr #Scripture ⚇
thAnk yOU brOthEr IsIdOr fOr cOrrEctIng my prIOr fAUlt And AssIstIng mE In sOUrcIng A prOpEr cUllIng. I wIll rEmEmbEr tO hOld thE thrEE tEnAnts Of thE bOOk Of sAcrAmEnt clOsE In thE fUtUrE, And nOt dEvAlUE thE ImpOrt Of vIOlEncE, As wEll As EnsUrE A rEAsOnAblE AmOUnt Of cUllIngs In thE fUtUrE. mAy thE mEssIAhs wAtch OvEr mE. #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr @pIOUspOrcInE
i'm a p$ych0 m0therfucker, bbut i $till g0t $wag (uh) #cl0wnp0$ting
zEntrI 7:44 "dOnt rEst yO tOngUE lIl brO, yOU wOrk OUt yOUr bOdy tO spIll pAInt bEttEr In thE mIrthfUls nAmE, sO wOrk yOUr wOrd tOO, tUrn Em hEAthEns IntO sOmEthIn UsEfUl, OnE wAy Or AnOthEr" #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
cOnvIctIOn 5:13 “whEn yOUr fEEt ArE UnsUrE And whAt cOmEs On yOU Is Un-fUckIng-fUnny, sEEk yOU hOly sUffErIng In pEnAncE.” #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
⚇ Hilarities 12:82 ⚇ "Rule of comedy number 15- it is always funny when blood is spilled. Slapstick saves souls." #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
A mOst wOndErfUl cElEbrAtIOn thIs EvE fOr All wrAths! trUly An InspIrAtIOnAl sErmOn EspEcIAlly! I cAnnOt wAIt UntIl nExt swEEps #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng
hAppy All wrAths EvE EvEryOnE! I hOpE All my fEllOw fAIthfUl EnjOy A wOndErfUl tImE Of wOrshIp In thE pUrsUIt Of OUr mIrthfUl mEssIAhs dUAl pUrsUIts Of jEst And blOOdlUst. dO rEmEmbEr tO fOllOw bOth In EqUIty! #AllwrAths #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchItr
cOnvIctIOn 25:6 “fOr thE wAgE Of wEAknEss Is sIlEncE, bUt thE gIft Of thE mEssIAhs Is A lIfEtImE pAss tO thE EtErnAl shOw Of thE dArk cArnIvAl.” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
I hAvE bEEn OncE AgAIn rEmIndEd thAt my lEss fOrmAl wAy Of spEAkIng (cOmpArEd tO my kIn cAstE) Is sOmEwhAt Off-pUttIng fOr thE mAny Of thE clUrch. pErhAps I shOUld swEAr mOrE? Or trUncAtE my prOpEr cOnjUgAtIOns mOrE? Or pErhAps nOt sAy thE tErms trUncAtE And cOnjUgAtIOn In thE sAmE sEntEncE... #clOwnpOstIng