#clownposting
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⚇ Conviction 17:56 ⚇ "There is a lot the Messiahs will test you on, but above all the thing that will be tested most is your patience. You must learn the value of waiting, of standing by for the Messiahs blessing. You will receive what you are owed when the Messiahs see fit and not a moment sooner, motherfucker. Bide. Stay. Sit. Keep your eyes trained on the horizon. They'll get to you eventually." ⚇ #Clownposting #MirthfulChittr #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Carnivals 20:20-24 ⚇ "Kegsti had disappeared from our number for some nights. We'd all feared the worst- rogue lusii, other trolls who disapproved of our meetings, but he returned to us on what would have been the fifth day of his absence. 'I saw it!' he cried, hoarse in the squawkblister as though he'd been screaming. 'I saw it clear as the twinkle of the moons! Rows upon rows of eternally laughing faces in the Carnival above!'. Now, at the time none of us motherfuckers knew what he was yammering on about. Everyone smiling all the time? It just wasn't possible. That was, until Kegsti *showed* us. W...Read more
⚇ Conviction 22:40 ⚇ "Do not just survive, my kin. Live. In whatever ways and means are available to you, live. Make it fuckin' worth it." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
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⚇ Suffering 40:32 ⚇ "Messiahs above, I fucked up good this time. Ran my traitor tongue and spat in the face of kin most beloved. Always got my maw runnin' before my think pan can even think to catch up on what it's sayin'. I'll be a blessed motherfucker if they ever speak to me again. Sorrow, sorrow!" ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
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⚇ It's one thing seeing purple motherfuckers turn their eyes from the Messiahs ⚇ For their own selfish imitation at 'piety'. ⚇ But at least you believe in something. ⚇ I could still call you family in some stretch. ⚇ But purplebloods who REJECT faith altogether? ⚇ I wouldn't expect the majority of the other castes to understand the shine we have. ⚇ But you were HATCHED into it. ⚇ Raised with faith and devotion. ⚇ And you would reject it....with no substitute? ⚇ You'd rather have NOTHING than the glory of the Messiahs? ⚇ You'd rather have NOTHING than the promised Dark Carnival above? ⚇ Makes my skin f...Read more
⚇ Conviction 1:7-11 ⚇ "If your kin gets you sinning, cut them away, no true fucking family can they be. If the noise from your flap be blasphemous, carve it from you and stitch shut your filthy mouth, motherfucker. If your flesh leads to sin scourge it clean, washed in blood; cut away rot, and leave only what’s holy. Repentance by mouth never saved a soul; spill blood and flesh in price of forgiveness" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture #IFuckedUp ⚇
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⚇ Conviction 25:13 ⚇ "If your frond trembles at the thought of pain, then learn this. There is no agony greater than failing the Messiahs and you must steel your pusher to not just the suffering of those lesser but also to your own. There's time and a place to lick your wounds but don't bitch out on me now, seen?" #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
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⚇ Sideshows 50:50 ⚇ "Oh, a brother don't like to gossip but...I heard the gnashing of teeth echo through the great empty halls of the Echoside. Y'know how it the motherfuck is." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Angels 21:30 ⚇ "Though you're gone, I still feel you with me. Your spirit may have gone on to the Carnival above but your essence lingers with me still. Dearest matesprit, darling mine, I will see you again. And when I do? Shit, let's crack a Faygo or two and trade jokes just like the old days." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Revelries 24:9 ⚇ "I see it! I see you! A million colors cycling in endless kaleidoscopic whimsy and MOTHERFUCKING NOISE I SEE YOU! I HEAR YOU! FILL MY SOUL WITH MIRTH AND GUIDE MY HANDS WITH RAGE! I SEE YOU! I FEEL YOU!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Angels 19:12 ⚇ "And when the sky shatters and shudders, we'll be granted the peace of double death we were always promised. All things must and will end, so it can begin again. Over and over and over and over..." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Sideshows 14:11 ⚇ "Revenge is best served swiftly. No point in the dilly-dally fuck around, kin. You know what you're owed, so claim your pound of motherfucking flesh." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Carnivals 12:76 ⚇ "And the tents burned when put to the lowblood's flame, but there was more to the congregation than flimsy fabric. One of the smaller kindred moved towards the flames, even when a big sister tried to pull them back. They grabbed a torch, lit it on the flame and stuck it into their maw. The breath of fire they produced was truly beautiful, a towering inferno that struck higher towards the Messiahs than the fire of hatred that it had started from." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
:o) It is nights like tonight :o) After days like *that* :o) Where I am reminded of some of our most holy scripture. the hot shit "Hot shit, Vacillation Papers 2:11 - "And oh how my pan runs wild for the wicked shit you lay down, brother. Clawing at me like you's tryin' to get in at my soul yet so motherfuckin' tender with the way you hold me steady. I'm yours, I'm yours, I'm yours in whatever way you'll have me, merely say you'll touch me, merely say you'll kiss me! Pap me slow, scar me fast. Matters not to me, brother. I just need your eyes on me." #Nsfw #MirthfulChittr #Scripture #Clownposti...Read more
⚇ Elixirs 27:3 ⚇ "Only thing that seems to fix the hurt anymore is crackin' these shits open. Chug back a Cotton Candy and everything fades out into a sugar buzz and I can feel shitty about the stomach ache rather than the bullshit 'round me. Amen to the fixer of all motherfucking problems." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture #Substance #ButNotReallyBecauseFaygoIsn'tAlcoholicOrWhatever #YouJustDrankItSpiked ⚇
⚇ Suffering, of Saint Kiljoy, The Isolated 52:30 ⚇ "And all I've heard for sweeps is the dripping of water on stone and the echoes of the Messiahs in my auricular sponge clots. I have known famine, and waste. I have known the joy and the laughter. I have known the deepest sorrows and the highest of divinity. Yes, my siblings, I have known it all. But I have never known you. I know you are out there. Painted faces, crowds of smiles, I feel you. Kickin' and slingin' the wickedry with all you have. Whilst I have remained here. Grieve for me not, my kin. Merely live. Sing with your brother, confide in your ...Read more
⚇ Zentri 21:9 ⚇ "The fourth Disciple was a sister known as Declan. Now see, Sister Declan didn't follow Brother Zentri insofar as she loved his teachings, nah nah...She just loved how everything seemed to go wrong for this motherfucker. Sister Declan looked upon this brother's despair and felt the holy inspiration. His suffering was her muse for some of the Church's most well preserved and beloved paintings and sculptures. Some say that hoe was made caliginous for Brother Zentri, others say she was just a cruel ass motherfucker. Either way? She followed him wherever the fuck he roamed, recording his explo...Read more
⚇ Blood 18:32 - 35 ⚇ "To perform a proper bloodletting, the tools and environs are essential. At your most basic, you need a sterile room. If you're in for torture, you can let that shit be fetid as all hell, but if you want good paint, you need the cleanliness. For tools, at base, you require a meathook, a drainage channel (preferably built into the room), a scalpel and bloodpots. If you're tryna go quick and easy, you just hang your subject upside down from the meathook so all the blood drains to their head. Now, you shouldn't have a dead subject coming in. The pusher going still will make it mo...Read more
⚇ I LOVE BEING FAITHFUL!!! I LOVE MY MESSIAHS!!! ⚇ I LOVE BEING ABLE TO WORSHIP THEM! ⚇ I LOVE SPOUTIN' THE WICKED MOTHERFUCKIN' WORD EVERY DAY. ⚇ I LOVE MY STUDENTS! ⚇ I LOVE MY JOB! ⚇ I LOVE BEING PURPLE! ⚇ I LOVE GETTIN' TO CLOWN ON THE HEATHEN MASSES! ⚇ I LOVE LOVE LOVE LIFE!!! ⚇ HOINK HOINK HOINK HOINK! ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting ⚇
⚇ Colors 38:83 ⚇ "As above, so below right? Everything above us is the same as below. To me, they're all paint. We stand grander than lowblood and wader alike." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
I hAvE bEEn gIvEn A bAdgE by thE mOst wOndErfUl bAdgEr jUnIOr tO shOw my UndyIng fAIth tO thE mIrthfUl mEssIAhs!!! thE mEssIAhs blEss thEIr fOllOwErs wIth thEIr mArk AmEn #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng #blEssEd
⚇ Sideshows 28:12 ⚇ "I reckon we ain't built for this loneliness, sister. This vast, careening dark between us. I ain't even know how many lightyears I gotta travel to reach you these days...But I'mma do it. To crush this isolation for the both of us, I'll do it." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
alright im done #clownposting for now
⚇ Colors 35:3 ⚇ "And woe be to the Godless motherfuckers who sets they hand on my siblings. Woe be to the heretic who puts hurt on the pusher of the faithful. Woe be to the infidel, the apostate, the HATEFUL who don't understand that family means family. I'll hunt down every motherfucker who ever hurt you. I'll show them no quarter, offer no mercy, shed no tear for their pain. I love you, kin. Let that love be the blade that scours and the hand that chokes." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
i Don't post #scripture up in here as Much as other MeMbers but i wanteD to share one o My favorites: Revelries 40:50 “Never will we be anything but louD, nitty-gritty Dirty little freaks. Lo, pour eliXir anD raise a glass.” #clownposting #Mirthfulchittr :o)
⚇ Laughter 2:20 ⚇ "Listen listen listen, this motherfucker is SO fucking DUMB! HAW HAW HAW! Dumbass little brother mine waltzed on up to the counter at Little Cease Hers, and he's like 'you ain't put pepperoni on my flavor disc!'. Well you know how these places is staffed, its all lowbloods n shit who ain't paid enough to care. But we's highbloods so you know the lil' mustard was scared as SHIT. So motherfucker starts shaking and apologizing, and it sets off lil' bro's killing rage. He tries to vault the fuckin' counter, and the mustard fuckin' SPRAYS SAUCE AT HIM FROM A BOTTLE HAW HAW HAW! AND AND AND. H...Read more
I jUst rEmEmbErEd A drEAm I hAd lAst lIght... I sAw A symbOl fOr thE fAIthfUl Of thE clUrch bEIng UsEd As A bAdgE fOr kIn, brOthEr And sIstEr AlIkE. EvEn cOUsIns nOt Of kIn pUrplE! thErE Is nOt AlrEAdy A bAdgE thAt rEprEsEnts sUch Is thErE? If nOt, @ImjUnIOr pErhAps mIght I hAvE A prOpOsItIOn? I mArkEd It dOwn fOr yOU! nAtUrAlly If yOU ArE nOt bUsy... As sUch: https://64.mEdIA.tUmblr.cOm/57687d50405368fAcfAd07fcEcA266c1/tUmblr_InlInE_mIcb5gtmrr1qz4rgp.png #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
EvEry nIght wE hAvE A chAncE tO bE thE trOlls thE mEssIAhs wIsh fOr Us tO bE! blEssEd ArE thOsE thAt pAInt whErE thEy dO wAlk. AmEn :) #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
⚇ Devotions 2:29 ⚇ Recite this prayer in parts of Priest and Faithful. ⚇ P: 'Though we have launched into the cold and black, we still spit wicked for the two above!' F: 'We remain, still!' P: 'Though we have left our hives behind, we still carry out your hilarious works!' F: 'We remain, still!' P: 'And though we mourn getting to first hand bring the laughter to our most young of kin, we will welcome them into our colors and mayhem when they come of age!' F: 'We remain still!' P: 'AND THOUGH OUR LITTLEST KIN MUST FEND FOR THEMSELVES, WE KNOW THEM TO BE STRONG! WE KNOW THAT FAMILY DOTH FALL FRO...Read more
⚇ Revelries 34:22 ⚇ "It'll be hard to leave our home, faithful, I know. Believe me, I know, but it don't matter where we put up the big top, you know that, right? Whether we're careening through the dark in the Empire's metal husks, or whether we've made hive on some new planet we claimed for our brethren. The Messiahs will still always see us. Messiahs will still lift us up. And we'll still, always, have the motherfucking FAMILY." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
trUly I Am sO blEssEd tO hAvE thE clOwn cOmmUnIty ArOUnd mE, kIn trUly lOvEs kIn In wAys thAt ArE dIffIcUlt tO ExplAIn tO OUtsIdErs I lOvE my clUrch cOmmUnIty :) #clOwnpOstIng
⚇ Angels 26:10, last rites of an injured faithful ⚇ "Fresh as you is, my [brother/sister/sibling] in faith, you've served your toil to the Messiahs well. Faygo we doth pour out for you, whoops we sing to the heavens. Rest now, kin. Rest your weary eyes until you can open them again in front of the Messiah's greatest show. Breathe easy on the Blade of Messiah's Mercy, let it take from you your essence and deliver it on up to the two above. We'll miss you, we'll miss you. I'll see you when I come home." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
saw a request to post #clownparty shit . . . perhaps i should tell the story of the last party i attended . . . you could practically walk on the thudding bass of the music as it shook the club turned temporary clurch meeting grounds . . . faygo sparkling in the air as the spotlights catch on the sticky syrup bodies moving in time, smoke hanging in the air as the mixed haze clouds everyone’s pans then, commotion within the crowd that disrupted the connection between a dancer’s flow and the music cheers, blood-curdling shrieks, and encouragement all mixed into one big miraculous motherfucking ...Read more
I Am sO ExcItEd, thErE Is A bOnfIrE At thE lOcAl bIg tOp tOnIght! I hAvE On my nIcE bAll gOwn And Am hEAdIng thErE nOw! thEy sAId thEy ArE gOIng tO InvItE mEmbErs Of OthEr cAstEs, I wOndEr fOr whAt pUrpOsE. pErhAps It cAn AssIst On my AnthrOpOlOgIcAl stUdy On nOn clOwns! I Am qUItE ExcItEd tO sEE hOw EvErythIng gOEs. #clOwnpOstIng
⚇ fellow clowns i'm curious. ⚇ what effect do your chucklevoodoos have? ⚇ i'll start. ⚇ mine target the grief center of the think pan. ⚇ make motherfuckers immobile with memories of all the shit they lost. ⚇ now you go. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
⚇ Suffering (Of Junkix, a heretic) 10:14 ⚇ "PLEASE! STOP! I SEE IT NOW, THE CARNIVAL YOU SPOKE OF. THE ENDLESS COLORS, THE FLASHING LIGHTS. I SEE, I SEE! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING ELSE AND IT BURNS, IT FUCKING BURNS! I REPENT, I REPENT!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Carnivals 1:1 - "I didn't begin my shit as the clown ass motherfucker you know today, and honestly? I ain't think that any purpleblood does. You ain't born with shit but your ticket, its up to *you* to earn everything else. Your paint, your station, the honor of the blood in your veins? Earn it. Earn it through prayer, laughter and slaughter." ⚇ #Clownposting #Scripture #Mirthfulchittr ⚇
#nowplaying #horror #lyrics #lyricposting #clownposting maybe she looked at my life, and how it's so stale and thought "we're both outcasts, maybe we could have each other?" it flew right over my head, i never even bothered now it's too late, and every night i hear her in my head begging me to join her with the dead https://open.spotify.com/track/7sjxayyszufjyds0yqyyur?si=okdwbghwrschlfth_ef6hq
⚇ Conviction 22:12 ⚇ "-and if they capture you, they will try to break your spirit, your very faith. They will try every measure to pull you from your hatchright, from the colors and mayhem of the Messiahs. They will inflict pain, they will bring pleasure, they will assault you with temptation and torture in equal measure but you must fortify, my kin. They can lay hand to your skin and bone but if you ain't let 'em? They can NEVER touch your faith. They can NEVER tear your ticket. The eyes of the Messiahs will watch over you always." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Letters to the Empress 73:52 ⚇ "Now I ain't wanna hear your bitching on this, respectfully, my Empress. These clownverts want in on the miracle shit. You know what I say? I say let them come in. Let them view this shine and sparkle they wouldn't have had otherwise. Messiahs didn't just make purplebloods, they made all Alternia's grubs. Also, I'M the Grand Highblood and what I say about church IS WHAT MOTHERFUCKIN' GOES FOR CHURCH!" Unfortunately, the Grand Highblood that wrote this was executed for it. Not before the admission of clownverts was canonized tho :8) ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scri...Read more
⚇ Sideshows 25:23 ⚇ "And when all's said and done, all we'll have left is each other. Best learn to get along with family now, 'cause you can't change who your fam is. Why would you even want to? Church is fresh. Church is fire." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
hEllO fEllOw fAIthfUl! I Am tryIng tO dEcIdE On sOmE prOgrAms tO wAtch tOnIght wIth rElIgIOUs thEmIng, wOUld Any Of yOU hAvE rEcOmmEndAtIOns? #clOwnpOstIng
⚇ Angels 82:11 ⚇ "There isn't a place for every faithful in the Carnival. Some motherfuckers are bound to stray wayward, tear their ticket to the show. For those souls...The Echoside. Underneath the shadows on the other side of time. Very few faithful will go here- its reserved for the kin killers, the traitors to the empire, the HERETIC MOTHERFUCKERS who think they can just break off sects, change the rules and call it faith. ...So tread carefully, my little siblings. Messiahs don't take nice to bullshit, and I ain't wanna see a single one of you rejected from the Dark Carnival gates. Messiahs be prais...Read more
⚇ Angels 3:14 ⚇ "Death isn't something to be afraid of. It'll arrive whether you seek it or wait for it, the only thing that changes is when. We clowns are better than the rest of the scum because we figured out the meaning of all of this shit a long ass time ago. The point *is* the time. The time you spend with your family, your quads, the Empire. Its all for the experience, the beauty of that. And when its over you can look up at the Messiahs and say 'I had fun'. And they will say 'What did you learn?'. And it don't matter what your answer is, so long as you say it with confidence and you say it with gu...Read more
⚇ Parables 10:10 ⚇ "Kannus, come later to be known as The Youngster, was only 10 sweeps old when she came to be Grand Highblood. So mighty was his hunger for blood, so deep her rage that he bested her predecessor within but a sweep of his exile. But bloodthirst alone does not a good ruler make, my siblings, for if Kannus were to become a Grand Highblood worthy of her station, he would have to prove herself to The Empress and survive The Right of First Refusal." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇