Eridan
@caracallasArsenal
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ Your name is Eridan Ampora You are 16 Sweeps Old. You are the villain of your session. Your fellow players are too dumb to see it. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ You won't talk on it much. But you're spiteful. You cheated in the grand, heroic, disgusting fashion. You cross-referenced dream bubbles, human seer bullshit, a pirate girl's certainty, and maneuvered until the game looked less and less like a trial and more like a chore list. One by one, they were permitted their wings, their hoods, their immortal title-bearing little miracles. They died correctly. They woke up larger than themselves. They became proof that the universe could be bargained with, if only enough clever girls stood around a body and called it strategy. Save for you. You were not denied by the game. That would have been easier to stomach. The game had a place for you. The game had a title for you. The game had a color and a shape and a terrible, radiant answer waiting in the dark behind your ribs. Prince of Hope. Destroyer of belief. Breaker of impossible things. The one who could take the most sacred conviction in a room and snap it over his knee. That was the problem, apparently. Terezi called it a liability with too many variables. Vriska called it obvious. Rose Lalonde, in that cold human way of hers, called it โcounteractive to long-term survivability.โ They all dressed it up differently, but the verdict was simple. Everyone else could be trusted with apotheosis. You could not. They gave you a leash. The burden of staying mortal. You watched them become legends. You remained a prince in every sense except the one that mattered. No hood. No wings. No second body stitched together by paradox and divine law. No full suite of Hope magyyks. No permission to become what the game said you were always meant to be. They did not make you mortal because you were weak. They made you mortal because they believed you would be too strong. You do not talk on it much. When the subject comes up, you sneer. You say you never wanted the gaudy outfit anyway. You say immortality is for idiots who need eternity to become interesting. You say godtier is a consolation prize for people who could not make their lives mean anything the first time around. It is all very convincing, because you have had sweeps to rehearse it. Spite became your religion. A patient, silent religion. You were denied your Hope, so you used everyone else's. You only need patience. You only need to know where belief bends before it breaks. The others still think they saved the timeline from you. That is the insult you hate most. Not the denial. Not the vote. Not the secret meeting you were never invited to, where your own future was carved up by girls who smiled at you afterward like nothing had happened. No. What you hate is that they think it worked.They think they removed the catastrophe. And you, being older now, being calmer now, being so very much more reasonable than the boy they were afraid of, have learned not to correct them too early. After all, there is something aristocratic about restraint. And if Hope is the power to believe in an impossible ending, then spite is what remains when someone steals that ending from you and leaves you alive to remember it. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
wwhat do you think troll danzig meant wwhen he said tell your grubs not to crawwl my wway tell your grubs not to read my chits wwhat they mean wwhat they say lusus
another slog to get through wwhy is it that the one guy wwho isnt a flyin fairy god has to do some a the menial wwork not to mention my pedigree but wwhatevver these insipid mouthbreathers havve a tendency to forget wwho got them wwhere they are they wwill learn an they wwill rue
personally i canโt help how nosy i am.
see i find it amusin for a wwhole sort a reasons mainly i am stuck in a session wwhere evveryone else gets to ascend but me they broke my questbed an noww they all float about tryin to solvve the rest a the game an wwe havve been here for swweeps dequirk to understand the emphasis on swweeps an ivve gotta be honest its goin no wwhere been lookin here or there to find a wway out that doesnt rely on the old knight a blood to approvve evvery little step i make
ummmmm, soz, eridan. i wish i had any meaningful input to give you buttttt iโm in the same boat here!! our session is totes doomed & weโve been in limbo ourselves soooo. :/ if it helps, the robes r suuuuuper grody. you probably wouldnโt like wearing them anyway. i hate mine at least!!
i dont think they are particularly fashion forwward but then again neither am i been wwearin the same shit since i wwas 6 youd think kan wwoulda fixed it by noww i think she has a pride in not updatin my wwardrobe
canโt u, like, alchemize your own outfits???????
they arent too keen on me touchin anythin really anymore they basically havve sol wwatchin my evvery movve an sometimes i think hes fuckin wwit me but hes supposed to let evveryone knoww if im doin something thatll end the game or kill them or both or neither or either its a drag
omg, is he watching us have this convo right now โฆ..
tell his NOSY ASS to let you alchemize some new fits!!! wow, i feel super bad for you. :/ the pirate pants are so 2015!! iโd do it for you but i have 0 idea what youโd wanna wear.
remember chittrers you can cater your experience on this site by blockin wwhoevver you wwant evven me i encourage it
ultimate wwhoozit wwhatsits? wwe had like three eridan wwars ovver this an i dont think there are any wwinners
i mean this in the meanest way possible your pfp does nothing for your looks
if by funny you mean ugly yeah sure
"honorary medigo" you illiterate fuck howw about you "medigo" dig a wwhole in it an die #cww-self-harm #cww-suicidebaiting
wwoke eridan wwould be like dang that wwas a good cupe
behold a man i say holdin up a plucked cluckbeast an then evveryone clapped
ew - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
stuck in eternal endgame hell wwith a bunch a wweirdos that bleww up my questbed but at least i can contribute to society by decidin some alternate a fefs dominatrix habitations #nsfww wwhat the fuck is evven happenin
i wwanna do somethin terrible but my big ole folder a evvil plots is already used up
dID YOU TRY, pLAN Z?
yeah an the fellas wwere not a fan a the bucket helmets #nsfww
โผ๏ธ๐๐จ๐ค๐โโ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ฒ calling all bEsTIES ๐ฒ๐ฑ๐โโ๏ธ๐ค๐จ๐โผ๏ธ ๐๐๐๐ so my MIDdle manager saw fit to start downsizing some positions here at THE FELT #FELT...and that included โจmy ownโจ, i drew the shortstick, #mystick #mytwig #handmedownhandmaidstick #OK #OKOK ๐๐ฑ๐ซข๐ฌ ๐ซฉ๐ค basically? im very small and i have NO ACCESS to my money ๐๐ ๐๐ป๐ so you can imagine the stress im under ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ค๐ซฐ im not allowed to say anything mean to @handMaid (AND I WONT)๐ซฐ๐๐๐ค ๐ตโ๏ธโ๏ธ but if a few brave, pinged, tagged, or reading this now souls don't mind giving her a piece of my mind...that would be well within the terms of my contract and acceptable use policy!!!! sorrytocuthtisshortbestiesbutivegotlimitedscreentime ๐ ๐๐ #Chairministrangling#OneSec#IgottaTagIt#HOLDON#HOLD#DIAMONDHANDS #GOLDBLRIND #HANDSOFF #MYHANDS #GRgRGRHGRH #ATLEASTLETMETAGIT #MICROPHILIA #ORSOMETHING #MACROPHILIA #GAINS #LETMEGETTHEFREAKMARKET #PLEASE #STOP #SQUISHING #MY #NICHE #APPEAL #DAMARA #FUCK #TheseAreMYFRIENDS #ISTILLHAVESCREENTIME #YOUSk ANK #S CREWGOYOUOWWOWWwOWOWOWOWOW ๐ข CHARMSisONLINแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑ
๐๐๐ oh me and pupula go waaaaaaaaaaaaay back! we are basically like...inseparably close??? sometimes its just like...shouldnt the supreme observer be observing other things? like, come on!!! ๐๐๐ค โ๏ธ๐๐ค guess even beauty comes with a price...so...be sure to tell a certain middle manager that, because she wouldnt know ๐ซดโ๏ธ๐ค โจโ๏ธ like me she NEVER looks at the price tag! ๐ค๐ ๐ก CHARMS is A WAY. A VERY SPECIFIC WAY. THAT WAY IS SASSY.
mhm mhm.... y__u're cr__zy! hil__ri__us. g____d luck! i c__n't help y__u, d__n't kn__w wh__t the fuck is g__ing __n!
๐๐คโทโฐ OMG has anyone ever told you how LITERALLY HILARIOUS you are? like an actual breakaway pitchforks and torches RIOT??? they should give you a hive. sardonic mirthwit inDEED!!! ughhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! ๐๐คโทโฐ๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
๐๐โโ๏ธโ๏ธ atttttttttennnnnnnnnnntion!!!! youve got your marching orders a-z!!!! im sure there will be a l-u-v-u-h-l-y-y-y-y-y-y treat in it for you if you can make her cry!!!! i mean... ๐คญ๐ซข๐ซก ๐๐๐๐ if you can...INSPIRE CHANGE and FOSTER GROWTH with...withthe..with uhm...THE FELT NEEDS YOU! INEEDYOUPLEASESHESCRAZYGETYOU RHANDS OFFM E๐๐๐๐ ๐ด CHARMS IS OFFLINE.
I'll make sure that little cujojito is well fed and satisfied on the belly rubs department I can assure you. Perhaps should I add a picture of him and send it to you as well?
๐ซ๐๐ฅน could you? ๐ฅน๐๐ซ๐ค ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
[ She sends a picture of Cujojito getting belly rubs ] โโฝ I can, yes. ^ ^ โพโ
the supreme observer does infinitely monitor everything she ever notices it sounds like pure insanity that she would be paying attention to specific inhabitants of our existence,but then you remember that her actual cosmic body is not only the largest object surrounding our existence,but also works similar to mine,being a collective mass of things that can act together,but also separately least that's what i've learned from interactions between her and my second half ...you do seem like a rather peculiar individual,though,so feel free to add yourself into my endless stream of knowledge,if you wish #cosmic-horror #macro-horror
๐๐๐๐๐๐ sounds like a hashtag #ADVERTANTALIZING opportunity!!! ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ TALK ABOUT PREMIUM!!!! I DON'T KNOW OF ANY BILLBOARDS WITH AN ADSPACE THAT CAN BE DESCRIBED AS THE LARGEST OBJECT SURROUNDING OUR EXISTENCE!!!! hopefully this PECULIAR INDIVIDUAL can convince her to make better use of the boutique in the back to start sporting some #CHARMING branded material๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ COSMIC ๐ CONSUMERS ๐ ARE ๐ THE ๐ BEST ๐ CONSUMERS! ๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
being honest,that description of me is still such an understatement,but i don't blame after all,comparing me to any existential sphere is like comparing a cluster of multiverses to an atom #cosmic-horror #macro-horror )(oฯo)(
flashbanged wwith the term metrosexual like im readin troll cosmo magazine like 10 swweeps ago
Essentially a homophobic slur for straight men.
people call me a wwader like it aint just some beforan nonsense like wwhat do you mean that aint a real insult #hemism i guess
imagine correctin me on a made up term on my post about made up terms they are interchangeable just because you fancy yourself a royal dont mean you can decree that on my post
/><>The real inzult iz y0ur exiztence zeadweller.
if youโre going to include the hashtag, may as well use the right one. god forbid i try to be helpful.
/><>Y0ure zure g0ing t0 care when i rip y0ur ugly zcaly face int0 zhredz with my h00k. Rich baztardz all the zame.
again interchangeable its like you only listen to half a wwhat i say
the generalizations on this runt come on come find me i wwont evven fight back because i wwill be laughin too hard at your attempt
/><>G0nna have y0u cr0aking like a zwampbeazt y0u half azzed metr0zexual fizh wannabe.
this is the saddest threat i havve evver seen i feel safer knowwin youre so pathetic wwho evven are you no one cares just ash in the annals a history
/><>Im the 0ne wh0z g0nna eat y0ur luzuz and f0rce y0u t0 watch, ive hunted d0wn beaztz bigger than y0ur zcrawny zeaweed l00king azz.
there is a uniquely infuriatin kind of arrogance that comes from bein surrounded by idiots literally incapable of stayin dead. i used to think i had an ego problem, but apparently immortality turns evvery fool wwith a godtier outfit into an amateur philosopher. one of you is going to learn that resurrectin does not make gettin shot less embarrassing. #vviolence
โ > You're right but your icon makes you look like a megalomaniac
โ > You're right there
IN A WORD. BITCHMADE. #LAIRSANDLuSII #COMPANYRETREAT #TEAMBuILDING #MANDATORYFuN #TuMuTOuSENCOuNTERS #DuNGEONSANDDRAGGEDON #VIOLENCE #MuRDERS #FORESHADOWING @woeGothic "...FATHER?" CALLIE ASKS. NO. HE KNOWS THIS IS NOT HIM. HIS FATHER. HIS TRuE FATHER. IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE ROuNDABOuT BuTTFuCKERY THAT IS TROLL LINEAGE. IS NOT THE ONE WHO SHARES HIS BLOOD AND HANDSOME LIKENESS. BuT A BIG FuCKMASSIVE SWEATY WIG WEARING BIG BAD MONSTER. WHO EATS MOTHERFuCKERS TO DISPENSE JuSTICE DuTIFuLLY. AND WITHOuT BIAS TOWARDS ANY ONE PARTICuLAR CRIMINAL FLAVOR PROFILE. IT IS WHAT MAKES HIM. AND THuS CONSEQuENTLY HIS SON. SHuDDER. THE SIGHT OF ANOTHER. A DEAD. DANGLING. MuRDERED HATCHMATE. BRuTALLY CRuSHED AND KEPT AS A COMMEMORATIVE KEEPSAKE. WOW. THIS AWESOME SIGHT. EXCuSE ME. A LITTLE CHOKED uP. THIS AWESOME FuCKING SIGHT. IS ENOuGH TO GIVE CALLIE INSPIRATION. IT *SHOuLD* BE. WITH YOuR PERMISSION. I AM JuST GOING TO ADD THAT TO HIS INVENTORY. FOR uSE LATER. MARKED OFF. RIGHT HERE. IN PERMANENT INK. IN CASE YOu FORGET YOuR INTENTIONS TO GIVE ME PERMISSION. WHEN LATER CHANNELING THIS GLORIOuS SIGHT. "NO. YOu ARE NOT MY FATHER. OR MY ANCESTOR FOR THAT MATTER. THERE COuLD ONLY BE ONE. THERE COuLD ONLY EVER BE ONE. THIS SuCCESSFuL. THIS. DECORATED. THIS. uNDAuNTED BY ONE'S OWN SuCCESS. I AM NOT SCARED OF YOu. BECAuSE YOu. LIKE ME. ARE NOT SCARED OF YOu EITHER. WHICH MAKES YOu uNAFRAID OF ME. OR AS IT IS SAID IN SPANISH. uNA FRAID. THEIR WORD. FOR COWARD. SHOW YOuRSELF. PROVE YOu ARE NOW COWARD. PROVE. LIKE THE RYAN GOSLING OF THE COSMOS. YOu ARE. IN FACT." CALLIE BHORNE SuCKS AIR IN THROuGH HIS NOSTRILS. THEN THROuGH ALL THE SPACE BETWEEN HIS FANGS. THEN ALONG HIS BELLOWSACS IN A CALAMITOuS LOW GROANING GROWL. THEN INTO THE AIR. IN A VAST EXPLETIVE. SO WIDE REACHING AND COOL. THE ENTIRE TROLLIAN RACE FORGOT ABOuT THE OTHER ONE. LIKE. SuFFERER WHO. SIGNLESS WHO. FuCK IS THAT GuY. REALLY. ACTuALLY. KIND OF A LOSER. IF YOu THINK ABOuT IT. I MEAN. WHAT DID HE ACCOMPLISH. WHAT EMOTIONAL STRuGGLE DID HE FACE. RELATIVE TO CALLIE BHORNE. CHAMPION OF FREEDOM. AND LOVE. AND. OKAY. WE WILL GET TO ALL THOSE PARTS. FOR NOW. CALLIE WEEPS. HE LAYS WITH HIS KNEES DuG SO HARD INTO THE GROuND. THAT IT SPLINTERS. THE GROuND. NOT THE KNEES. I AM NOT GOING TO LAIM AND PARALYZE MY CHARACTER THIS SOON. HE SAYS. WITH HIS WHOLE GODDAMN CHEST. " โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โ โโโโ โ โโโโ โ โ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โ โ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโโ โโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โ โโโโ โ โโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โ โ โโโโ โโโโ โโโ โโโ โโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโโ โโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโ โโโ โโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโโ โโโโ โโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโ โโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโ โโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โ โ โโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โ โ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโ " WHICH IS JuST. LITERALLY FuCKING ME. IN A VIOLENTLY LOuD CONQuEROR ACCENT. BECAuSE IT IS HIM. HE IS HIM. HE IS THAT GuY.
๊งwaityoureatroll?๊ง
B3ST pIcTur3S WITh Th3h3 bIgg3ST bulg3 3n3rgy acTually.
*uH. YEAH.* REPLIED CALLIE BHORNE. SOMEWHAT OuT OF SEQuENCE. HE IS NOT SuRE. WHY THE PERKY. SWEATILY CLAD BITCH FuCHSIA BATHING SuIT TROLLOP. FEELS THE NEED TO CONFIRM WHAT IS PATENTLY OBVIOuS. HIS EYES BECAME NARROW WITH SuSPICION. LIKE THE LONG WISE PART OF THE BLADE THAT DOES THE CuTTING. RATHER THAN THE PART THAT MERELY THREATENS IT. *WHO THE FuCKS ASKING?* HE GRuFFLY BLuRTS OuT.
THE ONLY PICTuRES. WHICH CAN HANDLE. MY PROMINENT EMINENCE.
๊ง----o>o----!!!๊ง
all of you b1tchbeasts and nooksuckers W1SH you had my ass on tap #th1rstpost1ng #suggest1ve ((art by sarcasmprod1gy!
What I have to offer/// Lady, I'm Bucket Cumjar/ I've got lowbrow humor and d-cups/ #NSFW
1โm not repeat1ng myself
๊ง----o__________________________________0---- uh. uhmokaymaam.๊ง
1dk who you are, thatโs why 1 asked. d cups are crazy though
Hellooo nurse~!
โ /\__\__/\ / \ \(๏พ โ โ โ ๏พ)/ โ OH, KUPO, SLAYโ
thanks B)
เฃชโนโห{ oh! }๊ฉแฏ ๊ฉ{ hayaah.... you look REELY good!!!! }หโโน เฃช
why thank you h1car1
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on that topic howw do you keep track a the barkbeast humans i mean i understand laika but the rest i just dont get
(ยฌโฟยฌ ) *Snrk* with a dog whistle, presumably. โซ
you could convvince me somewwhat easily that vvinnik felyan florid an nemean are the same trolls
it's very possi8le, honestly
i am drawwn back to this wwebsite wwhenevver wwe havve a bit a dowwntime here an there
wwas told a vvris died on here earlier. panicked for a moment. thought i wwas missin somethin. turns out its just some old hag. #death
coalitions a lesbians formin against my ilk just dont hammer me im busy #vviolence