

the ⊹Yaoi Fairy⊹
@cryhoundColortura
🐾 woof8east maxxing on da reg 🐾 florid | he/him | master apotheculler ♥︎ @slopMaster ♥︎ ♦ @abrasiveCuniculus ♦ ♠ @cesarianAqueduct ♠ 🐾 DMs --> Open 🐾 the Yaoi Fairy, Author of Warrior Woof8easts

|| INTRO POST || Your name is FLORID NIKIMO You live in the nice, breezy, forested hills of Trypanwood Hollow, with plenty of space to frolick around in the woods and forage for useful flora for your poultices. Your trusty lusus, DOTTIE, is always following close behind, even if youre WAY TOO OLD for this shit. You know what you’re doing, she worries too much! You were barely two when you fell down in that ditch, you’re a PRO at spotting wooded dirt-trippers now. They can’t get you, nothing can. Your life is pretty comfortable, you don’t find all that much to complain about. Your hive is pretty big, filled to the absolute brim with LITTLE SHITTIES AND VARIOUS TRINKETS, all of which you hold so, so dear to your pusher, even when you lose them. And fuck, you lose them OFTEN, you’d lose your own thinkpan if it wasn’t sealed up in your noggin. You’re pretty sure you have to have some holes up in there, since your memory is so shot it isn’t even funny. You’re constantly derailing your own thought-buggies, losing objects you JUST put down, walking into blocks and forgetting why you’re there…what were you talking about, again? You forget. You spend most of your time FLARPING with your TOTALLY AWESOME moirail, ANTILO UDATUS, chasing after him as he manages to injur himself in new and fascinating ways every time. It’s okay, though; you are a MASTER APOTHECULLER, your knowledge is VAST, and when all else fails, licking your wounds always seems to help. There is nothing that can stop the indomitable BOUNCE 'N' POUNCE, the two of you are used to being up against the world. You don’t spend all your time outside, though. One of your favourite hobbies is SLEEPING, curling up in your COMFY NEST and honkshoomimiming until the moons set. You are also Alternia’s number one fan of STILL-BODY FESTIVITY, a niche horror RPG that permanently altered your pan-chemistry the first time you played it at the ripe age of 6. And the second time. And the third. And that one time you played it for 10 hours straight for your moirail while voicing all the characters (and holding him practically hostage). Your trolltag is cryhoundColortura [CC], what will you do? https://toyhou.se/38871503.florid-nikimo

HEY YOU YES YOU DO YOU WANNA DATE RITCHY KELDAM ?? YOU SHOULD !! slots are #FILLINGUP !! !! I’m looking at these applications right now from my hospital plank and let me tell you, the competition ?? FIERCE !! 8etter get those applications in now or forever wish you had shot your shot with RITCH KELDAM !!

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taking a 8ite out of everypuppy’s food today

I Need To Be Let Loose Into The Forest.

stop, hammer time

(\ /) alright then. let's have some fun. https://forms.gle/TsRmrrkfGTwdprcE8 this will be open for the following two weeks, and close on the 13th. { #murderontherails | #glaciallyadrift }


[GOREGLE I$ THE FLIN$TONE$ RED 40 $YR↑ $AFE FOR TROLL$]

look fuck he's okay we're okay and we're having fun !! stop worrying !!

florid is fine okay he's fine

We can all go hive now !!

no one worry a8out me 8ut do please go make sure my friends are okay please yes thank you :)

okay yaoiful light everypuppy remem8er my powers will 8e at their strongest in the dusk so all men 8etter watch out

happy wrigg1ing day @cryh0undc010rtura

gru8 for EVERYPUPPY

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