Eridan “Unchained” Ampora
@cesarianAqueduct
got a terrible habit of eatin this dead hoofbeast || formerly the imperial arbalest || orphaner chinscab
is it too much to wwant a adorable midblood to keep in a cage and havve em forcibly do a lil jig the rest a their life as short as its gonna be
alright goin to take a quick nap no one burn the timeline dowwn snzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
#erichuds
look at him…so peaceful…napping on my loungeplank…
inside me is one wwolf the standoffish loner type just wwaitin for someone to wwarm up to him enough that he could let dowwn his guard and not bristle at evvery touch and he bites all the time
I've been bitten by sharper teeth -3-
P͇u͇t͇ i͇t͇ d͇o͇w͇n͇.
taking notes
B33 < aww poor pupfish
hold it in eridan you can do this you aint got to vvaguechit about it
oh man. i gotta say that shit.
it aint my fault seein yelloww sends me into a rage like a bull
i get objectified plenty objectivvely hated objectivvely devvilishly handsome
op where is the shirtless reveal op
op where is the proof of these claims
soooohAnndsome :)
woof
ERIDAN. AMPORA.
fucks sake that is so pathetic just come inside I'll catch you an echo8east
fuck fuck im goin to burn his hivve dowwn after this pitiful display savve myself the goddamn embarrassment FUCK
#erichuds
you say that like you aren’t pretending to catch it
And somehow, that's going to be the least of your problems. 👁 .|||. / | \
awhhh poor guppy, muzzled 8y your lawyer. who’s the 8ad dog now ??
how’s the ankle
<<<<<< swwallowwin a dog to catch the cat to catch the bat wwho ate the frog wwho ate the prince wwhos smashin your wwindowws and wwiggled an jiggled and wwriggled inside er perhaps shell die #nsfww #uhhhh #bodyhorror
it still made me giggle there’s a half point here
wwent dowwn to the local vvfww and started a chair fire
taking deep 8reaths rn
JUST 8E CAREFUL I GUESS
I have my eye(s) on you, mister.
and wwe KNOWW wwho killed it
:33 < video
you’re just mad you got in trou8le
it’s okay you can draw skyhorses on my posts
art is dead
:33 < and so are mew!
🎵 and no one cares 🎵
:33 < *ac has a really extensive list of ships involving these two, but she thought she should start with her favorite* #earth-tships https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ede671e2a5fb.png
a.true.classic.yes.yes earth.c.has.a.lot.of.fanfiction.about.them,.a.tad.odd.given.they.are.real.people.but.still
x33 < can you two purrlease discuss any skyhorse related subjects elsewhere??
is there a pro8lem here gentlemen
N3P3T4 YOU 4R3 TH3 R34L3ST MOTH3RFUCK3R TO 3V3R GR4C3 TH1S W3BS1T3
I LOVE MY PANTS HERE.
is gog in the room wwith us
my red flag is eatin day old unrefrigerated zza
:33 < mewr red flag is that mewr a frog
yeah thats the 0nly thing thats wr0ng with y0u
trouble in paradise wwhat else is neww
yeah im glad y0ure enj0ying y0urself
lesbian drama on MY chittr feed
No one cares what you have to say on the manner.
C0uld never be y0u right? Engaging in r0mance drama 0n main
G0d y0ure s0 much better than everyb0dy else. What ab0ut 0ther all 0f the 0ther evenings?
Hm suppose you're right, good day then.
a less cute vversion a you but shell havve to do
i found a dead horse guess wwhat im doin right noww
Ch0ke 0n it
wwrenches open the doors to my shed filled top to bottom wwith hoes HOES AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE #vvaguepostin
I d⚣n't think y⚣u need that many f⚣r gardening
OH FUCK forgot about the lowwblood hussy i had in the cage by my slime and i aint been hivve in a couple wweeks rip bozo theyll make a feast for the gerblins #nsfww #gore
God you're gross
oh, they sound cute, actually! how did you get them to do what you wanted??
Going off how you've described them in the past gerblins are just alternate yous
Yeah I know. You probably pop a wiggly anytime a hot girl says it you freak