Eridan “Unchained” Ampora
@cesarianAqueduct
got a terrible habit of eatin this dead hoofbeast
if you cant shit standin up then do me the favvor of blockin me #nsfww
if you are blastin psionic mind wwavves into my orphice at all hours of the bloody day please mind that you are meltin the thinkpans of evvery little lowwblood i got caged dowwn in the fightin pits and wwhen i find you youre dust #eridansdiary
wwho the fuck decided it wwas fishin fry day #eridanwweek hold on i just speared some losers biclopsdad lemme snap a pic
I did y't\/\/\/\/erp.
god fuckin damn it they reassigned me to lighthouse duty howw am i goin to make bloody ends meet wwhen im spendin half a swweep at a dingy stinkin lighthouse at least i wwont be alone i got a older feller wwith me named tommas houuse wwho bakes a mean grubsteak #eridansdiary
this app needs better functionality im still seein land lickin dirtscrapers post about wwhatevver the fuck gimme a delete button
♰ look some more hope the kicked up dirt clogs your gills til you suffocate ♰
>>| come .on. that's .all .about chittr. you can't delete something so .easily from the web.
♰ excuse me? i'll rip your pusher out and squeeze the excess of it into my mouth you salt sucking fish. ♰
#eridanwweek day fivve freak fivve day
:33 < purridan, i bought a purridan branded cup and it said furr33 refills, but when i tried to refill it, the worker called me a lowwblood and spat in my eye. :33 < how do i get my money back?
its a disgustin act fuckin your moirail it ruins the sanctity and chaste characteristics of the wworlds WWORST QUADRANT #nsfww
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ prude. ]
Prude
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Only prudes care about somethin' as unproblematic as #railswithpails, 's all I'm saying. ]
HEY WOAH THAT WAS ONE TIME
apparently it dont fuckin matter howw many limbs i chop off this losers six legged slothdad nothin is gonna bring her back to me #eridansdiary
i been impaled
i user to scrawwl the ice see the fear in my enemies mice listen as the crowwd wwould wwince noww the old prince is dead long livve the prince #lyrics #eridansdiary
troll alexa search doomsday devvices near me
oh god insurgents got hold of my account for a second there
in keepin wwith the freaky theme a today on #eridanwweek sigh are there any effervvescent mean spirited sexy loww to highblood vvixens wwhore particularly dexterous wwith their toes somewwhat im askin for a close confidant #nsfww #eridansdiary
im callin it noww #eridanwweek day fivve is freaky fuckin friday so PLEASE dont sigh heavvily and touch your head to any wwalls nearby
haha im just bee essin they dont assign orphaners a drone fleet or this planet wwould be glass
evveryone wwho reacted to my last post propositionin lowwbloods for free manual EXCRUCIATING labor is gettin swwooped up by drones tonight an gettin a all expense paid trip to eridan island
this fine mornin on #eridanwweek day fivve im acceptin applications for a hamster wwheel contraption that youll be runnin inside of provvidin powwer to the entirety of the festivval hyperactivve lowwblood FREAKS sought
What???
OF COURSE YOU WOULD NEED IT MANUALLY POWERED.
You want it done I'll fucking power it in two seconds.
:33 < if mew purrovide catnip :33 < i may have a solution to mewr purroblem
jungle boy wwins at #eridanwweek royal rumble day four much to evveryones chagrin but hey wwin some lose some
#eridanwweek day four has surprisingly gone dowwn wwithout a hitch an no ones gettin assassinated wwhatsoevver
alright you WWIN im a depravved freak i eat the crunchy peanut butter i put the laundry in dryer first
you are not safe
has ANYONE seen my "i <3 rainforest pussy" tee anywwhere this is absolutely fuckin life or death crucial #nsfww
