Eridan “Unchained” Ampora
@cesarianAqueduct
got a terrible habit of eatin this dead hoofbeast || formerly the imperial arbalest || orphaner chinsca(r)b
go crazy havve some self respect but go crazy you havve endured my reign long enough to throww tomatoes at me or wwhat havve
^ this is wwho youre enablin to be cataclysmically casteist wwhen you litter
stfu dont use my handle for any a dat no1se
thE mEssAgE Of nOt lIttErIng Is gOOd AcqUAIntAncE fIrst ErIdAn bUt, dO bE cArEfUl wIth thE cAstEIst rEmArks, yOU mIght mAkE sOmEOnE fEEl bAd :(
If every time s0me0ne littered they had t0 read a f00t p0st fr0m y0u i think theyd st0p #nsfw
my feelins are hurt cause havvin me blocked just cause i post grossly from time to time is a bad reason at least let me harass you first to the point that you truly cant take it no more like some smartass yellowwbloods havve learned to do
It's gotten old, I'm not sorry to say.
the 0ther p0sts are much m0re interesting. i fear hes fallen int0 a slump
noww my feelins are hurt for an entirely different reason you wwont like the eridan wwhat comes after my next metamorphosis
this wwasnt a open invvite to turn me into a goddamn piñata and beat me ovver the head wwith the stiff bats of reality
Yes, that is true... His muse has 8een viciously murdered.
You 8rought this on yourself 8y dropping an entire gallon of 8lood in open w8r.
methinks shes tryin to throww me off the scent of her cerulean piggies by attacking me wwhere it hurts but im onto your connivvin wways serket and the piggies WWILL be mine
Never, Ampora. ::::)
a vveil of sheer angel flesh peeled from the fiery ribs of michael himself screamin uncle for you to wwear on our wweddin night
someone stop the greenbloods from kissin evverythin on the timeline before wwe get a flippin plague outbreak
you're gonna 8e patient zero 8tw
for thirty thousand kult i wwill open heavvens gate and challenge michael and his legion a arch angels
can you make out with him first
B33 < is anynyan asking you to
no but ill bring you back a necklace of his molars and you can start wworshipping the ground i tread
okay I GUESSSS that's fine too. sniff. even if I don't get to watch angelic yaoi. whatever
🛡----( A🗡ways remember t🛡 be c🛡urte🛡us bef🛡re s🗡aughterin' any🛡ne. #vi🛡🗡ence ::::::::::>
his saintly skull and bones sans the molars howw do wwe feel about a halo to accentuate your wwhole ghosty vvibe ill scalp the fucker i swwear
i w0uld wear a hal0 but w0uldnt that just make y0u want t0 sh00t me
the egomaniac in me got the better today apologies for the assholish streak but dont evver gripe to me about my fuckin toepostin again
think about howw unintelligent the avverage lowwblood is and imagine that the latter half is evven more idiotic than that
Oh :(
And you were doing so good too, with a relatively okay streak.
jesus christ dude.
please rub your swweat on my gills it reminds me a the sea
yeah no. youre gettin that one comment after a while. #erichuds i had to.
you could wait a little longer to say that. its recent as fuck.
this is the first fucking thing i see after being off chittr for so long you gotta be kidding me
no. it doesnt hurt. just made you seem like more asshole.
mark your calendars for eridans beach bananza blowwout this friday assumin i care enough wwhen the day comes around and evven then ill be really difficult about it
Thanks Now My Calendar Has A Day I Should Not Show Up
oh fuck yes
wwas the alcoholic lesbian robot that threww drinks at people a fevver dream i had or is she still kickin
wwhens the next summer beach blowwout or do i havve to prop one up myself before the seasons turn sour
h0w b0ut y0u d0 s0mething y0urself f0r 0nce
my favvorite eridanism is gettin vvehemently casteist wwhen you tread on my cape or piss me off some other wway
▲aren't you always casteist? Or does that change based on the phases of the moons▼
i havve my nights wwhens the last time i said somethin truly casteist anywways
▲i don't really check all your chits you've got simps for that, so it was a genuine question▼ ▲congrats i guess▼
im sorry for bein snippy dar i just alwways make the assumption you lesbos are comin from a place of bad intentions for the record youre right my secret is that im alwways casteist
▲sigh, yeah that tracks▼
oh god i cant evven wwax romantic about girlstink anymore sorry kitten daddy didnt mean to imply you smelled BAD daddys only evver said it stinks GOOD
shut your trap already and put on the dark magician girl cosplay
you and those clovven hoovves had nothing to offer me anywways GOOD RIDDANCE
girls girls BOTH a your nooks are sufficiently smelly and grippy its not a competition unless its my wwrigglin day
that time i dumped my matesprit cause she didnt stank enough
she/they pussy that stinks so good itll knock you on your ass an havvin you attend her/their church nightly for wworship
he/they pussy thatll grip so tight your bulge feels like excalibur bein shovved into the stone
@cryh0undC0l0ratura
YEAH IT DOES !! !!
big govvt dont wwant you huffin feetstink